Talk ingame

talk ingame

"stupid bitch gtfo leave get back to the kitchen"

stupid bitch gtfo leave get back to the kitchen

Welcome to /agpg/ - AGP general

What is /agpg/?

In this thread we discuss our AGP fetish rather than video games

Is ERPing allowed?

Yes, it's encouraged

Can I discuss video games instead?

No, this is Anon Babble. We don't do that here

women do not exist online

tits or gtfo

k

tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

you understand most men are apes, right?

very much so unfortunately

Tits or gtfo

know your place.
*spanks ass*
now make me a sandwich.

Correct. There are no women on the internet.

be failed woman

can't cook for shit

blame it on men instead of your own incompetence

to be fair, men blame women for their incompetence

You should train your voice, anon. Others will look down on a man who sounds like a girl.

ok depending on the answer you may or may not deserve it. One, do you actually have a uterus because if not then you can literally just talk like you are supposed. If you do then shit sucks.

Leave my hobby. Your preying and manipulation of the worthless simp army is a blight.
Just like I can't blame all women for being whores, you can't blame men for being simps in the first place. Nobody gives them affection and the women who want to be men and in men's spaces are not desired.

You are a failed male wearing a dress. It’s impossible for a man to be a real woman

This is what women want.

you don't actually look like that irl

you actually look like that irl

Tell that you're trans (the truth).

What the fuck are you doing outside the kitchen?

When playing a team game the objective is to win and a women joining the team goes against this but its not the womens fault, its the weak mens fault. When a women joins the weak men for the rest of the game cannot help but get distracted for the rest of the game causing a loss so the strong men to prevent this step up to try to get the women off the team to in turn get the weak men to focus back on the game. Its the same reason why some MMO guilds ban women from joining.

My queen, I love you. Please add me on discord so I may send you hugs & kisses & cum tributes

I'm not an ape, I'm a monkey.

Get back to Crystal Cafe.

Reppeal the 19th.

see someone with cute anime avatar

start falling in love with her

Good to see the youth upholding tradition

just remember all those maleoids are virgin manlets and you will better

it always works for me

I love AGP general. These and the threads with webms of animals doing stupid things are the only reasons to come to this board. Not like other threads are about vidya either.

This didn't happen.

The more ape-like, the more pussy they get.

What type of man blames their incompetence on women?

Yes please, everyone needs to spend time on that place. It's magical.

This happens to me every time I add someone from Anon Babble, and by that I mean they fall in love with me.

You will never be a woman

this happens to me but I'm a guy... it's really frustrating!

"Okay nigga go and change your smoke alarm batteries"

it's that easy, just be a cunt back without referring to penis size or them being an incel

It is absolutely due to themselves.

Remind me to never date a love live girl who likes that girl

also well adjusted women

Twitter women are not real

I'm good at being a girl.

dead fish 100%

YWNBAW

It isn't. Most traits people find attractive are inherited. Studies show that mothers and even animals can tell which babies are more attractive and will treat them better than uglier babies. Facial attractiveness is universally considered the most important trait. People also mate assortatively to some extent, which means to be the most attractive you can't just have universally attractive traits, you also need to appeal to the largest demographic: average people. Some people don't have universally attractive traits and also don't have average traits, so they appeal to almost no one (or possibly literally no one). This affects men more than women due to the greater male variance phenomenon.

There's also the contradiction of women saying they want men who are good for society, but then disproportionately sleeping with men who are bad for society. Most traits we all agree are good for society are not ones that were sexually selected for, but are ones that were naturally selected for, and in our advanced civilization, natural selection has been almost entirely neutered. So for example, women do not select for intelligence. In their youth, women select against intelligence; in adulthood, without their parents to support them, they very slightly select for intelligence when choosing a husband (not casual sex) but only because they select for money; if you correct for money, the selection goes away. In other words, women would rather reproduce a rapper or basketball player than a composer or scientist. Another example is niceness: women select against it. Studies will say women don't select for it while men do, but in practice this means women select against it, since women are really the ones who drive sexual selection. The nature of human mate selection is women reproduce basically whichever men they want and the verdict is they want serial killers, rapists, alcoholics, wife beaters and gangsters.

As a robot, what are you supposed to do with this?

Less skilled than me 90% of the time

Will draw simps that will throw matches for you

Will not listen to direction

What good are you in this case if you're not eating my asshole or sucking my dick bitch?
No seriously if you were half way competent and then talked I doubt most people would care but time and time again you bitches suck in a way that would make kingdoms shatter if you could suck dick like you suck at these games.

nigga.

Why does this happen to me?

that's why men invented anime girls

Will not listen to direction

That black hawk pilot didn't and she got a whole airliner and her crew killed kek

You're wasting your efforts. Women will not listen.

talk in-game

"you sound like you're 40"

tfw 23

fpbp

Pretty fucking much
It's almost as if we develop patterns as a species for a reason

typing up all that just to absolve yourself of agency

other men will come in an destroy his life for expressing agency

Even if that is all true this will happen Its a loop,even in this very same thread women will go back to point 1 like your post never even existed its like talking to a wall,nothing ever changed,nothing changes,nothing will ever change.