Steamies take another L

i have never installed egs and i never will

missing out on free shit

holy retard

You can claim them on their website and sell the account for $2000 after a while

nta but
i rarely claim even free games on steam/gog.
I have some standards and dont want games im not interested in clogging my library

I'm giving you a free vacation to Haiti, don't miss out!

Dead Island 2 is not the equivalent of Haiti

More like Italy

p-p-please s-someone use our platform here are s-some more free shovelware g-games!

Epic is that down in the dumps huh? Dead Island 2 is a shit game though, buy an ad.

Playing it on my steam deck for free. Guess who received money in this situation. It was valve... from me... for the steam deck.

Timmy won.

But Epic is totally spying on you.

Not when you play games made in Unreal Engine

Only when you play Fortnite games

EGS is just a glorified Fortnite launcher

free

just give China your data

Oh that game from like 10 years ago that I didn't give a fuck about is free? Wow cool I guess have fun literally the only person who gives a shit who the fuck was holding out on trying dead island 2?

there was a Dead Island 2?

You know you can get games for free without egs, right?

In this case, it's literal shit.

who gives a shit who the fuck was holding out on trying dead island 2?

Me, I'm currently playing Riptide before doing Dead Island 2

It sucks.

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someone post that archive search of "steamies" to show that this anon has posted this every hour of every day since it went on egs.

You know you can get games for free without egs, right?

But then you can't play them online, Steamie.

missing out on free stuff

My dude, I can just torrent. It;s you missing out on free stuff bigly.

You can't play Dead Island 2 online anyway since it's a dead game.

Let's see you torrent AAA games with working online lmao

I got GTAV from Epic and played the FUCK out of it

I played GTAV too.
Any other cope attempts?

I'll be playing it coop with my bro after we're done with Riptide (which sucks)

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"epic bad" retards btfo and seething really hard

this is the third thread now you've posted where you keep replying to people who don't want to install spyware on their PC
is this poorly done advertising or a troll?

still not installing timmy's spyware
sorry not sorry

Years ago when EGS was getting launched a modpost said "most, but not all" EGS threads were made by literal paid shills. I doubt it's changed.

I just think Steamies are funny

That was a coping Valve drone janny. That was one of the worst things about this board for so long: You had to pretend anything Gaben ever did was good

perpetually and eternally buttblasted over some old fatie from private company

Stellar.

who cares i went to look at humble bundle for the first time in fucking ever and apparently
Xcom 1 & 2 + a bunch of DLC is $10

If you get it, play The Bureau. Fuck turn based fags.

Emphasis on the shit.

a few free games is all it takes to put up with a shit service

You should expect a level of quality.

i have egs installed and have never claimed any of the free games

2 year old game

7/10

open world survival crafting

holy textbook slop
THIS is the king of things epic gamers get excited for?

L4D2 is 1000000000000x better than Dead Island

What is this imaginary competition you think you're involved in, anon? And who do you think is competing with you? Are they in the room with us right now?

Look at the date on the giveaway, junior.

HERE FREE SHIT GOYIM EAT IT

Are you pajeet?

>HERE FREE SHIT GOYIM EAT IT

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you're brown

they are also resource hogs.
only unreal game i know that looks good, isnt a resource hog and doesnt take 17TBs of storage is TXR, japs really are built different

It came out 2 years ago and it was fun and definitely worth playing, fuck off.

Steamies? Lost.

and definitely worth playing

no its not and certainly not at the cost of downloading yet another set of spyware to slow down my rig

Tries to racist

My wife would LOVE that free Haiti trip! Take that chuddie!

That's also the case with the first Dead Island (I know different devs etc), but Dead Island Riptide fucking sucks and is an obvious console to PC port.

The story and characters are boring, but it was fun enough on gamepass. Way too much fast traveling around between the zones though

Way too much fast traveling around between the zones though

Better than the near complete lack of fast travelling in Riptide.

dead island owner need to grow up you can't become the first two were fun and jank but this one was boring and jank still fix the jank.

SAAR

I have some standards

You being here disproves that statement.

i said some you pillock

fuck your, cow, fuck vishnu stop making unfun jank.