Everyone who hasn't played it hates it and think it's complete dogshit

everyone who hasn't played it hates it and think it's complete dogshit

everyone who has actually played it loves it and thinks it's a masterpiece

really makes you think...

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nintendies seething kek

Is this turn based? It looks interesting but I find turn based shit absolutely a bore.

THE EXPEDITION ARE EXPELLED FROM THE CANVAS

KINOOOO
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

offense is turn based
defense is parry+roll slop

I was right

people who think in absolutes are more likely to voice their opinions on the internet because they need attention

chuds gonna chud what else is new

I walked out of the room kek

It's great in spite of the parry shit.
Unfortunately, turn based rpgs will think that the parryshit is why this was good, and not the writing/animation/acting/sountrack.
So for the next decade (or more), I will have to deal with parryshit in my turn based rpgs.

nah it's good.
I think the main issue with the game is you outscale the enemies especially late into act 2. If you're not a girl, you should definitely play on expert, and even then the late game will be a bit easy for you. They do have challenging optional fights that will always test you though when things are going too well.
A lot of people have been using a mod to increase enemy health

absolutely begging clairfaggots to obtain irl friends

the dev is a sekiro and DMC player vid related is him:
youtube.com/watch?v=p79oSkNMhIY. he made a turn based system that would be fun for him.

it's called sunk cost

but I pirated it

*I bought it after act II because I want more games like this

What does Asmongold think?

Same with BG3 and Elden Ring

I swear I intend to play it soon, no I haven't been shitting on it just gotta finish up a few other games first.

You're really not helping the perception that teh game is being marketed here with this thread, bub.

Can someone please explain to me why people love this game? All footage I've seen it's 3 characters, 1 squall looking mother fucker with a gun blade and 2 sluts with gun blades. All you do is spam the parry button? Is there is any strategy? All three characters are the exact same. There are no classes like warrior, mage, or rogue. They all just are soulless characters spamming attacks. Also the world looks the most depressing and boring I've ever seen out of an RPG like this. All the scenery is dark and gray. There is like no color in the game at all. Also all the enemies look the same to me. There is no color or biome diversity. Why do people love this game? It looks awful to play.

I will never play a turn-based game. I refuse.

But it's hardly even turn based you have to do a bunch of button mashing bullshit

I played BG3 and disliked it intensely.
I just watched the plotline and liked it.

I pirated, beat it, then bought the deluxe edition and played it again

Are you actually retarded? What the fuck is wrong with people like this lmao. Everything you said is completely wrong yet you're so confident.

What am I missing? The whole world after they take the ship to the monolith thing is bland and ugly. There NOTHING in the game. No world building. No exploring anything. No going to different cities and hubs to buy shit. It's so ugly. Imagine a final fantasy with no beautiful world or interesting things to look at. That's what this game is to me. Every single final fantasy is better than this. It's not even a turn based game. It's a button mashing game.

I got mad, I had to finish that fight with Sciel and Monoco, like 8 levels behind the main party.

Play it you dumb fucking nigger, you can pirate it and see how wrong you are.

don't take the bait retard-kun

Prove what I said is wrong? It's the most bland boring looking game I've ever seen. I think people who like this have never even played FFX games this tries to copy.

I loudly screamed NIGGER when it happened

I see why you are here.
Why do you people enter a thread about shit you never want to play but just want to shit on?

You must play nigger games like GTA and whatever EA sports slop they make nowadays
Why even waste your time on this thread?

Because all I see are stupid people sucking this games dick and I know it's all bullshit. This game is so pretentious and bland and retarded, it's something stupid people probably like so they look like they are artistic and creativie. It's such garbage. Maybe it's good compared to a game like Dragon Age Veil Guard but not by much.

It's the only good rpg since ffx / lost odyssey tho retard-kun

I was playing final fantasy games before you were even born. Have some fucking respect when you talk to me you little cunt. I play strategy games and turn based games all fucking day. I know this game is shit.

Which Expedition 33 threads is your favorite?
1. This game is GOTY/GOTD!!!
2. This [character name] is the prettiest female character in vidya (picture of the bikini hebe or the Filipino girl)
3. [Fatlus,Squareshit,Tendies] are crying, lol!
4. Just bought it, what am I in for?"
5. Steam chart / sales number

Then play the game and see for yourself if it's bullshit.
It takes less than shitposting all day.
I guarantee you that anything I would say about the game you would take out of context and reduce it to fit your own view that the game is shit. That's what you mororns always do.
It's simple, play the fucking game.
Actually have can you pretend to not be retarded when you base your opinion of something on make believe, instead of actual experience with the thing?

Is that why you’re here bitching in a thread about a game you don’t like? Because your company is in high demand? Go play your gacha or something.

It is surely being shilled professionally. That, plus France still being perceived as le Japan of Europe. Style over substance can still win in this degraded market.

Bro Final fantasy 13 was a better final fantasy than this. Same with 12. And those both were downgrades to 10. Hell this game is the worst RPG I've ever seen. It's the most uninspired, vapid, piece of garbage I've ever seen. Yall must be STARVED for something new to accept this as some potential game of the year. Give me a break. This would end up in the discount bin at walmart 20 years ago.

I watched my favorite streamer play this game

I know it's shit

Pathetic, you are just some tasteless has been boomer that can't form his own opinion by playing the game.

You can't form your own opinion, just echoing like an NPC that the game is the best thing you have played. You are the retarded sheep.

Finally made it to Simon. One anon said you can't just cheese him. I did infact do such a thing, no one shotting needed.

What a game.

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no lies detected, browns will seethe at this fact

The ones where guys like you impotently seethe all day.

For your own sake I hope this is bait
If not you are retarded beyond salvation, my son

No I think I'm fucking smart and I'm surrounded by retards who have the worst tastes in games I could ever imagine. No wonder the gaming industry is cooked. Because retards like you accept steaming piles of french SHIT

has france ever produced a kino videogame before this

Alicia's ending is so memetic for how shit it is for them.

Nice work!

I literally one shot simon just by putting every picto that said it increased damage on maelle and then buffing her with sciel, was i not supposed to read my pictos or what? I didn't even do any lumia grinding

get in the canvas alicia

oh my mom's here

I hate my dad!!

you can't run away from all your problems kid!

You bastards fucking tricked me into watching Evangelion again

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I played it and did not think it was a masterpiece, though.
Still liked it a lot, but the storytelling absolute shits itself the moment you are forced to play Verso and everything that follows after.
You are standing there, watching yourself purposely shit everything for everyone at all times, you know what is happening, yet you are instead forced to... do dating sims with your party members you are sabotaging very obviously?
It wasn't nuance so much as plain retardation.
Luckily everything else carried it until they trippled down on absolutely heinous choice for endings, so it was still a 8/10.
But good lord the writing is awful.

No I think I'm fucking smart

nobody smart actually thinks they're smart, you're a midwit at best, and one with bad taste at that.

Every single person shilling this game is low IQ so that includes you

but I have a higher iq than you and I like it???

Yeah that's a realistic and sensible model for reality you have there and not the delusions of a midwit LMAO

Post your officially psychiatrically diagnosed iq then
E33 can only be enjoyed if you have an iq of 130 or higher

spent 45 Euros on this game

played it for 70 hours total

platinumed it

meanwhile Microsoft is charging 80 Euros for Doom: The Dark Ages

would never come close to 70 hours of gameplay even though I would probably enjoy the game but not for 80 Euros

Doom: The Dark Ages is a game I perceive to have a value of 30 Euros while I wouldn't have paid more than 50 for Expedition 33.

A, B, C, D, or E?

Ermm.. [Quippy answer]

Redditbro...

55 hours. My 93 Verso is at 341 Lumina, Sciel 233, Monoco 266. Too easy to break the game, even FFX Dark Aeons and Penance accounted for players having max stats and ultima weapons.

I only have painting workshops left. I assume I have to parkour and follow the lines.
A few records and logs left I somehow missed too.

We don't play games here

You weeb fags are insufferable

People who hated it were filtered by the Axons

your attacks are turn-based with some aspects of pressing the button at the right time
enemy turns you can counter or dodge their attacks and if you're successful you counterattack
enemies have different attack patterns and it's about learning each of them

look, I truly am sorry youre a third worlder, but you shouldnt take it out on the rest of us, find some meaning in your life I beg you

The minimum two turn kill up to five turn kill Axons were supposed to be hard?

the price point is the craziest part about Clair Obscur yet I never even noticed b/c it was day 1 on game pass
we got the GOTY for $50 in the era of $70+ AAA games. what the fuck?

The music is so fucking good in this fight

I hate those quick time events sekiro/soulslop parry bullshit with a passion of burning sun, game is gorgeous, music is climatic, normal turn based combat is the most regular normal combat since FFX and i love it, but those retarded parry's and dodges do not belong in a jrpg style game.

everyone who has actually played it loves it and thinks it's a masterpiece

Coomers jerking off to the waifu of the month are the people praising it.

anon is just obsessed with filtering and thinks people instantly drop a game the moment they lose to a challenge once

Why do you fags think everyone who doesn't like the game is a third worldie? There is nothing American about this fucking game.

Renoir go back to actually trying to talk with your family so they stop wanting to kill themselves rather than be with you

THE WORLD IS EMPTY. It's an rpg with no fucking world. EMPTY. Nothing but weird monsters and the combat is fucking boring. The UI is your standard ubislop UI.

dude why are you even trying to dispute this, we both know Im right so drop the act

he has Anon Babble brainrot and needs to be on

the side

against

the enemy

at all times

The gestrals and the icey snowdudes ruin your hypothesis

Yeah pretty much the same experience. I hit some tipping point doing the endless tower where i started 1-2 rounding every fight, then by the time i did renoir's drafts and flying manor everything was dying instantly. I should probably have nerfed myself to enjoy the game more but I can always play it again lol.

I assume I have to parkour and follow the lines.

haha yea

A few records and logs left I somehow missed too.

Some of the ones I missed where in the most obvious spots

Lune, Mael or Sciel?

Lune is so fucking hot bros

You're probably gonna get fucked by Simon until you get some more Lumina into Verso.
If you fail to oneshot him in P2, he will eat your ass, no matter how good you think your current comp is.

WAKFU

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Every single footage you and screenshot of this game shows absolutely nothing but a bland world, weird monsters that all look the same, and 3 characters. The menu all is the same as every UI of every ubisoft game. I don't understand why poeple like this dogshit. It's like people trying to call some schlock fantasy book comparable with lord of the rings.

The environments are anything but bland, they are just as spectacular as the music.

Nice reading comprehension dumbass, not once have I expressed my opinion about E33 in this exchange.
Maybe grow some self awareness because the only retarded sheep ITT is (You)

...so you didn't play it?

did you not read the OP?

must be contrarian must be contrarian must be contrarian must be contrarian

if people say X is good I MUST say X is bad

if people say X is bad that means it's actually good

must be contrarian must be contrarian must be contrarian must be contrarian

I'm chad, I'm based, I'm chad, I'm based

No you retard, yall just have awful tastes. You latch onto the new thing because all the streamers told you to. You are the common retards in a bullcurve. 100 IQ at best.

everyone who hasn't played it hates it and think it's complete dogshit

Applies to me. I play RPGs for the story and after reading the plot synopsis I can definitively conclude that it is indeed complete dogshit

Why would I spend $50 to play such an ugly game when I watch reviews/footage and decide I don't like it?

it's funny because you're only pretending to be retarded :)

Because they jerk off to the porn. That's literally it.

its actually funny how true this is, some nigger in another thread brought up the fact that they didnt like avatar unprompted, like they just have to let everyone know how cool they are for not liking popular thing, some sad fucks out there

what porn, where

Retard

You are probably right. Zoomers have damaged their brain to the point where they accept trash games like this. That and being fed endless garbage their whole lives. They literally have never played a good game in their life.

Most Anon Babbleetards aren't smart enough or passionate enough about games to tell whether something is good before playing it, but I'm an experienced gamer and not a pleb.
Second, I don't think it's complete dogshit, I think it LOOKS like complete dogshit. It's probably fairly somewhere between 6-8 out of 10, it just doesn't do anything to get me excited, the story is amateurish (I love reading so my standards are high), and as mentioned it looks like COMPLETE shit.

New IP from a completely unknown studio with like 30 people. Even Project Type-Moon has like 50 employees.
According to the interviews they didn't think much about the price, they just threw 50 euro and the team thought "yeah, that's fair".
It's also better for them in the long term, lower price means more people will buy it. They get to build a fanbase for their next game.

30 people use to be the normal, wtf is wrong with you zoomers thinking this is something to write home about? Pretty sure WoW was made by like 30 people. It's called working and not having a bunch of bull HR and DEI hires. Which by the way, I can tell this game had too many women working on it, that's why it sucks.

completely unknown studio

Formed by a former Ubisoft employee who's also a nepobaby with an incredibly wealthy father.

with like 30 people

You played the game so you saw the credits and are lying on purpose. The credits list three times that many staff at least. The 'small french studio' of 30 people did not do any of the animations you see during battles, that entire part of the gameplay that the player sees for hours and hours and is the backbone of the combat itself was outsourced to a Korean animation studio.
Fuck off with this completely manufactured marketing story.

sandfall.co/team
4 women + 1 composer

More than there should be. Women don't belong in tech or game development.

But there are women smarter and more talented than you, why shouldn't they do stuff?

you will never be a woman, tranny

I was about to link that because it clearly lists more than 30 people working at Sandfall. You must be a severe retard.
The outsourced animators did ALL the animation outside of cutscenes. ALL of the gameplay animations were NOT done by Sandfall.

The woman writer did a better job than the male writer. Jennifer apparently focused more on Lumiere and the expeditions, while Guillaume focused on the gay Dessendre family drama.

Anon, you're arguing with a honhonfag, beings lower than dogs. Let them have their little containment thread.

huh? why are you bringing trannys up? bussi on the brain eh? Lol fucking faggot

...so the combat animations
You know, what couldn't be mocapped.

agree with shill = you played

disagree with shitt = you didn't play

Bg3 is doghsit and not a game. It's gay porn, and nobody normal plays it

Let it go my man.

nobody stops you from fapping at gay porn, just don't call it good unless yo uare among alphabets

pick gay flirtation options

pick fuck man option

'woaw this game is so gay'

I finished bg3 4x and never saw any gay porn lol

Because that's the audience that likes this game

You can use cheat to get 100% parry and dodge.

I know this game has 3 difficulty levels. Is it possible to make full vitality tank builds on highest difficulty or is it dodge or die?

This. BG3 is tranny grooming game with bestiality for fucking perverts. I hate that fucking game so much. This game reminds me of it, just hype and no substance.

How many people missed the simon pattern with the lampmaster? I've seen vids and it boggles my mind how no one even stops and consider what "strange ritual" and the obvious lamp pattern mean

the last boss is stupid, you can just one shot him and skip all mechanics. game is retarded.

Is there is any strategy?

Do you think all the special abilities and skills you can learn are just for show?
Are you even being genuine?

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Which parts of the game were mocapped, do you think? The parry animations? Go ahead and look at these credits and point out which French person animated any part of the gameplay. They handled the cinematics.
This is Sandfall btw. It's closer to 50 people, granted there are some duplications but it's more than 30 which is the number that keeps getting repeated. But look at the top: 403 professional roles.

I just copied the list from the website and pasted it into LibreOffice Calc. According to this, there were 54 unique (some people hold multiple positions) people involved, assuming that my paste doesn't have any formatting errors. This list includes interns, "Admin & Office Manager" and fucking Victor Borba, who is clearly not a permanent part of the team.

trannies breathe air anon, why haven't you suffocated yourself yet?

Bro Final fantasy 13 was a better final fantasy than this.

And you somehow think you know this without even having played the game?
No. You aren't being genuine. You're just a shitposter. Or an unironic ubishit shill on a payroll trying to discredit the game.

People have been dissapointed with FF not being turn-based for a very long time. Perhaps with entirely of RPGs in general where it's all dodge or die. A bunch of french developers who also felt the same way have banded toghether and decided to fill in the void. I'd imagine you never gave a fuck and thought turn-based would become relics of the past. Surprise!

Looks like the list includes people who no longer work there. Brieuc Inisan for instance stopped working there a year ago. Guillaume said in an interview that the CURRENT team size is exactly 33 (34 if you include the dog). I'd say the math checks out.

No you just are so brainwashed that you can't accept someone who doesn't like your NPC opinions and shit taste in games.

narrowly avoided phase3

You were really close to getting giga fucked.

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It's not fucking turn based you retard. You have to mash buttons on the enemy's turn and if you don't you suffer a massive penalty. Also most the final fantasies were not turn based they had an "ATB" system. But regardless, I love final fantasy 10. The only time I had to mash buttons at a certain time was for ultimate abilities. This game could never compete with the feeling you get exploring Spira or any final fantasy world. This world is so empty, bland, and boring. The characters are boring and ugly. Even Final Fantasy X-2.... where the characters were your stupid charlie's angel's tier ditzy girls, they were more likeable as characters and the combat was way better. And I hated that game.

It's being astroturfed

yet you are instead forced to... do dating sims with your party members you are sabotaging very obviously?

Forced to? You get like two or three relationship ups from obligatory resting at camp. All the other stuff can be ignored. You should know this if you played the game.

You say the multiethnic slop setting
you saw the millennial writing
you saw the gross character design
you interacted with alphabet characters
you partecipated to the gay dating sim even if you said no

It is turn-based. You can take your sweet time to decide what you want to do when it's your turn.

B-but muh ATB!

Options menu, choose wait mode for menu. Done.

I hate brown color because I get my opinion from Bob Chipman.

Ok cool. Others disagree.

Who the fuck is bob chipman? WTF is your problem?

Yep

I purposely ignored the gimmick because the sword of light attack was just a free expedition-counter with how easy it was to counter.

Hilarious coming from someone who thinks the game is worse than FF13 without even having played the game.

anon, do you really not understand the concept of outsourcing? every single game company outsources shit like mocap because no shit, they are not experts in that field of technology/design work and the cost of bringing that work in-house is prohibitively high. They're not building a mocap studio, they're trying to make a game. It's therefore completely fair to say that this is a 30-man studio.

It is worse than FF13. FF13 at least had characters and a world. This game is fucking empty.

holy shit just play the game or stop posting about it.

Wait. The fucking ATB-schizo who is in every fucking Final Fantasy thread, insisting that Final Fantasy wasn't turnbased ever since ATB and that every other Final Fantasy game effectively changes its fucking genre. Also claims that Final Fantasy 13 is better than Expedition 33 even though he admits that he hasn't played Expedition 33?

Is this anon even a real person? How can you be this retarded for these many years straight?

Why do you feel the need to defend the game like a white knight? I can shit on the game all I want.

This game is fucking empty.

And as someone who hasn't played the game. You're an expert on this. Of course.

this is what i plan to do, pirated it and loved it, will buy deluxe probably on christmas sale

which intelligence agency is pushing this game so hard? Screams of shilling here.

i pirated it. it's okay. a bit simple and too easy to break. you can do 9999 damage by the end of act 1

It's just brown coomers shilling their porn slop

he doesn't know

Moby-Dick is fucking garbage, it's all just gay shit

did you read it?

no

But I've played and beaten it and think it's mechanically solid yet narratively dogshit.

I've played and beaten it

Proofs?

I did read Moby Dick and it's a good book. This game should never come in the same sentence of a novel. It's fucking shit art for pseudo intellectuals who want to pretend they are smart by saying they like the nu thing.

multiethnic slop setting

Independent trade cities on the Sword Coast are going to be multicultural retard, that's why you set adventures there, it's more interesting.
Reminds me of playing WOTR and in-universe characters complaining about Mendevian culture becoming diluted and Mendev having too many immigrants, but nobody meta complains about it because it makes sense in the story.

I don't like turn based either, but I gave this a chance and love it. I'm not too far into the game, ~10 hours, but at least so far, I've basically been able to mindlessly spam the same 3 attacks with each character and win because I'm pretty good at parrying. If you don't like turn based specifically because you dislike the planning part, you'll probably like this game.

Anon Babble is having a tough time, they had veilguard flop, avowed flop, ass creed shadows flop, doom flop and now a french dude comes out and shits all over their favorite jrpgs and the game is still selling, despite being over a month old

yet another shill thread

Still not buying it. This game has the most annoying fanbase I’ve ever seen. Give us a fucking break.

this game is [headcanon]. how am i supposed to understand why people call it good without playing it?

OP is right holy shit

I liked this because it basically made you, go into phase 2.

dude it's just a JRPG adventure, there is nothing pretentious about it, even a kid can play and understand

At least the first ones are actual games and not just coombait pornos

Waifubait porn slop for brown coomers

Fixed that for you

Because it's for retards like you and little children with undeveloped brains.

Yes but the final superboss will be impossible without a very specific set up and some lucky RNG.

Happens

stop with the shilling

You played the game so you saw the credits and are lying on purpose. The credits list three times that many staff at least.

Do you also think Team Cherry developed Hollow Knight with 126 people because of its credits scroll or something?

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So who is paying all the anti-shills? Ubisoft?

you're right, anon! let's talk about twitter screencaps or gachas or your favorite topic...what rhymes with grannies?

I have played it and think it's a 7/10

personal taste, but instead of getting grander in scale the more the story progresses, it instead gets smaller. by the third act, it's not at all about the expedition anymore and instead about the family drama of just 4 people

balance is fucked up, before painter power multi hits are heavily favoured with elemental genesis pretty much trivialising most of it.

healing is only valuable if you invest everything into defensive setups, otherwise it just doesn't really make a difference. better to just build for pure aggression since you have a tool to negate any and all damage either way

act 3 bakance. act 3 has a lot of fun stuff to do, but you have to intentionally police and handicap yourself at every turn for the game not to crumble

personal, but I'm not a big fan of multiple endings in a game like this, where fans then go on to insult each other on the forum and argue over which ending is canon and which isn't. it's not a productive discussion.

while the picto and lumina system is quite rewarding, the menuing got more and more exhausting the more you collected. a little more consistent naming on the pictos would've gone a long way (for example last stand pictos sometimes start with last stand, or with the adjective)

more about the narrative, the game starts out with very organic dialogue where people make good points during arguments, but by the end of act 1 devolves into people spouting cryptic shit instead of speaking bluntly like they have up to that point. like how painted Renoir warns maelle, but only with vague shit like "you won't yet understand, but this is a kindness" or "it's her fault, and she doesn't even know it" instead of simply explaining to her what's going on which probably would've been in the interest of everyone.

I just never warmed up to verso, he's a complex character for sure, but he also has zero chemistry with anyone in the party

probably more criticisms but that's where I'm at

Someone once linked the credits sheet to the game. In a moment of tism I went and jotted down everyone labelled as sandfall and subtracted duplicate names. The actual dev count is 46. It's not the 33 devs that everyone keeps memeing about, but it's still a small number.

I did read Moby Dick and it's a good book.

No it isn't you fucking retard. And I know best since I haven't read it.

so is this the new porno for women that Anon Babble pretends is an actual game?

On Highest difficulty it's dodge or die. Everything will kill you in 1 hit even at 99 vitality. I dunno if you maybe can make a defense build in the post game, haven't tried but during the main game, everything kills you in 1 hit if you don't dodge.

i agree about the difficulty. i had a lot of fun until act 3, then i just started one-shotting everything and the game became pretty boring. at that point, i didn’t even know how to parry or dodge anymore because it was unnecessary.
octopath traveler 2 has the same problem with broken mechanics.
still pretty fun game tho 8/10

Some of them quit over the years and aren't working at Sandfall anymore, but are still in the credits for past work.
I like to imagine that they intentionally fired some people so they could have the funny 33 employee number before launch.

I dunno if you maybe can make a defense build in the post game

You can.

It's an 8/10.

you can build defensively throughout the whole game, and it works, and you won't die in 1, 2 or even 3 hits. but why would you when negating all damage is relatively easy, and using revive tints is too? if there were no revives, then I'd maybe see a point

That still doesn't mean that only 33 devs made it. It just means that those 13 devs aren't with Sandfall anymore after the game was shipped.

Multiculturalism doesn't look like a benetton spot or like 2020 san francisco, not even in trade city.
the base setting is stil homogenuous
And since we are at that, gender roles in the setting should still be a thing

it's more interesting.

said noone ever

tranny buzzword

You are just making people on the fence hat the game, and people who like it but don't tink it's perfect like it less

hmm today I will post on Anon Babble about video games

will I choose to discuss games I enjoy?

nah, let's just constantly flame threads about new games, accuse everyone of being a shill, pass judgement on them based on clips I've seen on youtube, and spam poorly-reasoned infographics

I really don't get the mindset of these "people"

Go make another waifu thread about how this game is so deep while spamming porn [because that's all this 'game' offers]

>personal taste, but instead of getting grander in scale the more the story progresses, it instead gets smaller. by the third act, it's not at all about the expedition anymore and instead about the family drama of just 4 people

that's not personal taste, that's a writing flaw called subversion of expectations

personal, but I'm not a big fan of multiple endings in a game like this, where fans then go on to insult each other on the forum and argue over which ending is canon and which isn't. it's not a productive discussion.

agree, but there is only an ending that makes sense, and a bad ending that only exists to get things into perspective

go spend another day of your life getting mad that people express their enjoyment of things on a basket weaving forum

Some turnover rate is normal. I say that as long as the dev team size never exceeded 35 during development then their claim of 30 devs is valid.

Using pictos to bump your health is important. I was getting one shot for ages until I realised pictos could easily put me 8-9k hp

everyone who shills slop hardly qualifies as human

Can't you whore yourself out on the street instead? It has to be infinitely more dignifying than shilling slop for a pittance.

Beat it after 200 hours and never had Halsin or Gale come onto me.

Wyll did though but that was my fault for doing his gay dance, I had zero reason to do it, fuck Wyll.

it's not gayshit if you can dodge gayshit

Empty game, super boring.

those threads are fucking annoying too but ill fucking kill you, this is worse then when Elden Ring first came out

You don't get it. I can't risk being seen enjoying a popular game on an anonymous message board.