18-25 thread

Nothing bro I've just been sucking cock!
Skibidi toilet!

Modded Rimworld. I most likely won't be allowed to defend my master's dissertation because I haven't published a single paper. A shame for the last 2 years to have been for nothing, but at least I still have my bachelor's degree.

tfw 27, living with my dying parents, have never had a job, never been on a date with a girl, house still has 6 figures owed on it after my parents lived in it for 20+ fucking years because they are retarded nigger boomers who can't save a single penny

time to fucking kill myself

litty fr ong *swingyswoppy dance *

they are retarded nigger boomers who can't save a single penny

So that's where you get it from

bootin up a new playthrough of Morrowind
Think I'll go magic with axe and light armor this time

what do you do for work?

Medical sales, I sell raw materials to manufacturing companies for blood and urine testing equipment

how the fuck do you find a gf as a zoom zoom? Online dating makes me want to blow my brains out and nobody does shit irl so trying to find girls outside is impossible

Mechwarrior 3 and 5 mercs.

Personally I used Bumble to meet the girl I've been dating for the past year but I have straight up asked girls on date in public and it's gone well, there are ways to do it without being a creep.

Also friends of friends is a good way to meet people

It's alright anon, it will all be over before you know it

damn sounds easy how'd you swing that?

Let's be honest, aging doesn't suck, it's aging and not feeling that you've accomplished what you're supposed to that sucks.

You probably wouldn't lament turning 30 if you were gainfully employed, had your own place, an active social circle, and a healthy relationship.

I just want to not have to worry about being evicted and starving
that impending doom has been draining my will to do anything but stay in my room with the door closed for at least 15 years

34 here. Played Jazzpunk over the weekend along with oblivion, a bit of ghost of Tsushima and siege

After college I got a shitty job at this company that made blood tests just running machines over and over to make sure they worked, and I knew I wanted out so I became friends with the owner of a company that was supplying us with a bunch of stuff. Networking is awkward and weird but if you do it your life becomes so much easier, and always follow the advice of picturing the Pepe in a suit holding a wine glass (or some variant of it,) it makes doing anything easier
I recently heard the song lyric "aging is a gift that I cherish and honor" and really, really liked it

bumble

huh Ive just been using tinder but I will give bumble a try. I just dunno how this online dating shit works since I get matches but never any replies to my openers

35, agieng doene't suck. People diyin dided

Team Fortress 2 I guess. I have no ideas what video games do people play anymore, everything feel like a distance memories where new game come out every few seconds that I can't keep track on.

Tinder is rotten, it's literally all bots these days. Terrible app. Also my advice for any of that stuff is just be the first guy they talked to all day that doesn't come across like a total weirdo and they'll automatically prefer getting a message from you over other people, talk to them about random shit that popped into your head instead of just asking about them, it's easier for them to respond to

LOTRO

I feel you. I'm 27 and just became a licensed attorney but still looking for an actual job and trying to use what little network I have to get into a cushy spot that pays well. You're right though I should've networked more when I was younger but better late than never I guess.

Currently modding Morrowind (again) and playing GTA IV. First ever GTA game, I never gave a shit about them while I was growing up.

cool larp bro

Everyone has a handful of years that they feel silly for not taking better advantage of but that's how you learn what does and doesn't work, it's better to figure it out now than when you're like 36 and have two kids

Pokémon Soul Silver with a not so great team and OG Oblivion. Honestly, been working on RPG Maker projects more than playing recently.

thanks bro, I usually open by asking about shit that is on their profile since that has worked for me irl. Guess I got to watch some normalfag tv or something so I can just talk about that instead

just became a licensed attorney

still looking for an actual job

is being an attorney not an "actual job"?

not if you're admitted to the bar but not hired anywhere yet

that's true Ik I'm gonna figure it out before I hit 30 and thats good.

i hate normalfags
i hate people with jobs
i hate people in relationships
i hate people who live on their own
i hate people who have non abusive families
i hate people who can drive
i hate people with money
i hate people who don't have to worry about food or shelter

i love normalfags
i love people with jobs
i love people in relationships
i love people who live on their own
i love people who have non abusive families
i love people who can drive
i love people with money
i love people who don't have to worry about food or shelter

You sound like a 350lb atheist dyke with dyed hair

tfw 24 years old and still autistic NEET living with parents

based

but i also hate zoomers

what are you gonna do when they die

well I'm pretty sure law is one of the few fields left that isn't oversaturated and won't be replaced by AI in the coming years. so you made a good choice

In the eighties you would have been saying every job will be replaced by computers

won't be replaced by AI in the coming years

KEK

mfw I will hit 25 this week

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

unironically comfy picture, I don't smoke anymore though

go to bank

tell them "I'm a licensed attorney"

they don't hand you a bag of money with a dollar sign on it

What a scam.

Playing terraria, building myself a castle

Attorneys getting their licenses permanently revoked for using AI

LOL

Honestly? Maybe some more Grim Dawn and a wee bit of DR2 OTR.

I want to make vidya

Volunteering is honestly the best way to meet people if you don't have want to play the bar or online dating game. I started volunteering at a local market garden and the community garden and really quickly started building connections. Just choose something you are at least a little interested in and don't be obvious that you are there to find a gf and you will be fine. Volunteering is generally majority female outside of construction or strenuous labor like trail building, and most of the younger people involved are also doing it to meet people.

I've been a complete shut in neet for 10 years
my life is over

I don't fucking know man.

dating apps suck

bars/clubs are full of promiscuous women you probably wouldn't want to date anyways

joining hobby groups/volunteering just to hit on women is creepy

you could try asking out your coworker but you risk getting fired if she takes it poorly

trying to meet women outside of a school setting is dante must die mode levels of difficulty

I may just be high on copium because our generation got fucked over but that pic happens to me all the time.

join a run club

nta but I was checking out clubs and theyre mainly baby boomers. Might just be my area tho

tfw 25 and have never had a gf (have gotten laid a few times by pure luck, but I might as well be a virgin considering I only have sex once every few years)

am terrified that the moment I start "putting myself out there" I'll face nothing but rejection for not having any relationship experience

so if you're inexperienced past your early 20s do you just accept that you'll be doomed to a life of loneliness forever?

if you got laid it means you managed to pass the female shit test atleast once. Chin up anon you got what it takes

die normals

no u

27

alternated between NEETing and shit work my entire adult life

never had a GF

only had my old HS friends scattered over the country which I game with

went full avoidance all those years and kept my distance from everybody IRL

moved out of my parents place last year determined to turn my shit around

working at a local fast casual restaurant making pretty good money after tips

coworkers are extreme normie-core except one other weird guy I get along great with

constantly feeling alienated and out of place while at work

got through my first year at a community college with good grades, but similarly always felt out of place

met a girl at school that I really loved talking with

she always seemed to really enjoy having me around, she asked for my number and invited me to something I couldn't go to because of work right at the end of the year

would casually touch me or hug me

the second school ended she switched to extremely dry disinterested texting if she responds at all

realize she really was just being nice because we had to be around each other

NEETing was kind of nice, it felt totally grey. I was never happy, but never really sad either. Now I'm actually trying to live and everything hurts and the loneliness is crushing. I get bits of hope that feel amazing but the crash when it goes away is terrible. Gonna keep trying but fuck I want to give up so bad.

joining hobby groups/volunteering just to hit on women is creepy

Everybody is doing that to meet people in a social space. Go in and be friendly with everybody. Make connections. Maybe you will click with a girl and maybe you won't. As long as you aren't exclusively interacting with the young women and are actually earnest about the activity, it's not creepy.

This. If you're explicitly hitting on them out of the gate, sure, but you join hobby groups in the first place to meet people.

I've been playing hundred line last defense academy. Also I don't really care for having a gf

what are we playing?

Idk man, I don't even play games anymore, I just open the game and stare at the menu screen contemplating my life and how worthless I am and I shut the game down after an hour

gay?

What exactly will be different when you are 30?

No I'd rather focus on gaming

Not playing anything because I'm a conscript getting raped in the army.

do any fellow zoomers relate to this? 21 btw

last year of high school

covid happens

don't talk to any classmates during the pandemic

finish school

lose contact with all my friends

at least i have some new online friends i made, and i'm well into college. still, i miss those guys. i wonder what they're doing now.

i hope deltarune and silksong are good i've been waiting for these fucking games for like half my life now

wanted to hike the appalachian trail this year but i injured my feet 200 miles in so im getting binding of isaac checkmarks and making dwarf forts
going back to college next semester, hopefully ill make friends this time

stay gaming dont focus on no girls

Based Dontavius

If that was true you wouldn't be here

let's start a business bros, let's make it

The Elder Scrolls Area

Even before covid I said maybe 7 words a day in high school, and most of those were "here" during attendance

25 going into 26 in 6 days

got out of dental school and now doing some postgrad certifications with the help of some scholarships

dogshit job but apparently thats a given for fresh grads

deep into debt

friend from uni I still talk to keeps making jokes about how we should get married but she's not from my religion and had like 3 bfs

There's always a catch. Nothing is ever decisively good.
Morrowind with Tamriel Rebuilt on my phone.

being a kike

it felt totally grey. I was never happy, but never really sad either

This hits way too close to home
Not a juden, evangelical.

Covid raped my grades but I did manage to hold contact after graduating high school, at least to an extent.
But now I've gotten through my first year in university and I don't know anyone, and I think I don't want to.
youtu.be/PScxNDdtMBQ

I'm playing Fuga 1 and 2 for the first time since they both went on a big sale.

what would you do different if you were 25?

Sort off. Distant learning in uni completely obliterates any semblance of discipline I have had. And now I'm

I'm 26 and haven't had a friend since middle school, no girlfriend either, still a virgin. Didn't pay attention during school because I was too preoccupied with weed, video games and wanting to kill myself. Trying to put everything back together while working a dead end job and I fucking despise my coworkers because they are half my age and way more accomplished than I am. I really wish I'd have an aneurysm because I'm too cowardly to an hero.