Hi, I made an RPG called Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Did you like it?

imagine being kojima and seeing this french fuck get GOTY instead of you

here's your kino bro, you're welcome

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Kojima if he was gay (French) desu

I'm more of a bofyne unit guy

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Yeah it was pretty good. I gave it a 9/10. Would've been 10/10 if it had an actual impregnation feature unfortunately.
In 2025 I personally believe any RPG should have this feature as a baseline standard. Otherwise good job.

RPG

kys troon

Nepo baby rich kid

Doesn't need to work, so spends all day c-c-c-c-c-comboin on DMC

Double chin hidden by shitty beard

Probably smells like shit like other Frenchmen

Yes mr french dante. I liked it a lot

You can just feel the envy in this post.

proceeds to post the RPG troons love the most

kek

it's goyslop. 0/10 can't believe I pirated this ugly UE5 pseud shit and played it for almost two hours thinking it might get better.

I'll buy it when it's $10 or so if I feel like it.

Game's good. Fanbase is obnoxious and reddit thoughever. I wouldn't blame anyone for being turned off from it because of you girls.

He said Metaphor was boring, do you agree?

I enjoyed like 40% of it before it did the same thing Persona does and gets awful up until the final boss where its kino

There's no innovation. E33 mogs the fuck out of it.

I enjoyed it

It didn't have a hot spring/onsen, so was it even a jrpg?

I liked it yeah
I'm really glad I didn't take the other ending first, because it'd sour me on the game a lot otherwise
Man the ending was bittersweet

Loved it. Shit was like if Blowjima liked France and JRPGs instead of cock and spaghetti westerns. Your writer will likely not strike lightning in a bottle twice but damn sure give her the chance

Yes Mr Guillotine you made a game that will stick with me for a long time. I really enjoyed how act 3 suddenly opened the whole map up while only having one main objective left. Kind wish that last area scaled, but I could have taken painted power off if I’d thought about it.

No

Odd that Kijimbo hasn't said a word about this game. Usually this is his kind of thing.

make a self insert

kill him

cuck him 3 different times

gustave shown fighting alongside the expedition against the dualiste, act 2 boss, in preview trailer of 2024

but he dies in act 1 when the game releases

methinks these 3 theories:

cox was too pricey so they cut his time short

he was too busy with daredevil so he left production early

there was some fallout between sandfall & cox, hence them parting ways.

also it is odd he does not appear for v.a interviews in any promo material. i would have liked to see more of him considering how excellent he is as gustave.

late game persona is a slog though because every demon has 15 nulls and resists so all your party members are useless and you have to spam megidoloan while they debuff

He's a big french movie fan so I'm sure he liked it but it's his direct competitor for goty

Great game, but the parry system was just awful by the end. My hands hurt.

walking sim 2 isn't going to win shit. it's too pretentious even for the fags at TGA

He was always going to die, we’ve been calling this since 2nd trailer months ago

Can you romance the Asian chick?

Game would have been better with Gustave as MC to the end.

yes but you have to reject the gyppo/french/arab mystery meat

just when i thought brochad couldn't get any more based

Who the fuck even like Death Stranding? I feel like I am being gaslighted into thinking it is actually relevant for anything.

no one, just like no one likes cyberpunk 2077

Sometimes games' promo images are from testing/prototype builds that just threw certain situations together that would not be intended for the final game, so its hard to say for sure. Like if they had a dev room that let them go to every boss battle (common for testing) and happened to have Gustave in the party, go into that specific boss and took a screenshot.

Yes, Did a better 3 act structure better than Baldur's Gate 3.

Cyberpunk has at least a story and actual characters, it even spawned a TV series. The only thing people know about DS is that you walk and there is a baby in the trailer.

And didn't have options for bear fucking thankfully.

Yeah
I also always thought that the soundtrack was remarkably disappointing

desu i got it for Charlie Cox and was very disappointed when he died. I thought he was gonna somehow save his gf who vanished at the start of the game, but alas. kinda killed my interest.

First of all, Verso isn't (You). You're not supposed to self insert for a reason.
Second of all, not really, Verso has negative chemistry with Lune. She can angst fuck him once out of frustration but nothing happens really. He does have better chemistry with Sciel but she's married

You can suck deez nuts 'cause they're bofyne.

This. Geoff will suck his dick for a bit on stage and maybe give him a pity award in some weird category nobody cares about, but that's it.

Maelle calls her irl body a shell

can still jump off the 2nd floor and action roll when she hits the 1st with no consequence

Nice "disability" you have there.

Would have been kino if the devs gave you a game over if you did that in in the real world.

i liked metaphor but its replayability is nonexistent with how easy it is to 100% in one save and how the final archetypes shit on the freedom the game lead on with its class system. Also wish it wasnt just fantasy persona…

death stranding is kino jeety

Hi, go suck dick self-inserting homosexual frog.

the fuck you talking about retard, he retweeted the trailer what he rarely does

This is for gameplay convenience anon, people would complain if they had to play with the agility of a burn victim.

It's subtle, but they gave real Alicia different sounds, her running/jumping grasps are different, she sounds in pain when she moves

I think you're wrong.
I think it's meant to illustrate that she's exaggerating the extent of her disability.

Other endings? I just got to ACT 3.

rasssp

WHAT'S THAT? LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL?

you just pick an ending after the final boss and get a victory lap fight

I think it's meant to illustrate that she's exaggerating the extent of her disability.

If anything the artists cutified her scars, burn victims look far worse.
Also what's up with her eye, the Dessendres have enough money to fill their house with gold but can't get her a custom prosthetic? Give her a golden eye with a gemstone iris or something

Is there a preferred order?

you can just reload a save before the final boss and do the other one (there are only two)

I did, thank you for making it. It is my current favourite game.

Kojima is already established, he'll live

It's been confirmed the reason he hasn't shown up for any interviews or promo material is because his Marvel contract forbids him from doing so.

Kojima doesn't play video games

Honhon I'm just fucking with you sis.

Now get in the damned painting.

Replaying, it was funny hearing Maelle shout

DON'T DIE, GUSTAVE!!

Every five seconds.

Apparently some fans went to the set where Daredevil was being filmed and Cox signed their art and posters as Gustave which was nice.

Solid 8/10, some flaws but a great game. I wish elemental damage mattered more and the parrying/dodge mechanic negates a lot of the status ailments.

I'd like a new difficulty mode where parrying costs AP

That’s an interesting concept! I feel like they’d have to tone down damage in that mode just because on expert the damage is so high. But I like the idea of leveraging lower cost skills when you need to protect yourself.

sounds stupid and unfun, would rather they just make clair obscur 2 not have a parrying gimmick to hold up its balance

Clair Obscur 2 is actually going to play like Alan Wake, the protagonist will be a young Writer travelling Paris and executing P*inters.

And the powers that the writers possess with be pic related.

Writers already got alicia under their thumb. She doesnt like painting and will become a writer eventually. Writerchads win sorry.

did he really?

Games does down after he dies.