Mario Kart World

Who are you maining?

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I'm not buying the switch 2 and I'm not buying that game so none of them

fpbp

funkykong not invited again

man mario never got over how hard he mogged him back in wii

put me in charge nintendo and I'll make funky kong motorcross racing

DK
Penguin
Any unlockable character

No woomy = no buy

chuck and chuckster

My guy Shy Guy

i'm probably gonna pirate it on my pc maybe.
acctually probably not. When I get the itch to play mariokart I always just go back to CTGP

Either Daisy or Rosalina

You're so brown it hurts.

Daisy and Coin Coffer

It’s mario kart, not smash. You can’t “main” characters that play the same.

consume goy
I am white as snow and I hate the jews and just wanna have a good time

Yes and no. There are weight/size differences, but also overlap.

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Kill all Yoshi users.

Stop uninviting Diddy you fucks

AWOOGA

no one likes a diddy party anon

If this game has as many hidden stats as MK8 had it will be.

Pianta. (Forma de Chuckster)
Granted, if I can't get the World Bundle, I'm not getting the Switch 2 until things I actually want release for it.

I'm not buying the switch 2 and I'm not buying that game but if I ever go over someone's house that has it I'd play Luigi as always

People analyzing footage already realized mini-turbo’s back, so that hasn’t changed

i get it
it looks like a cool game
what on earth is there to say about mario kart, a game that hasnt changed in the last 3 iterations

a game that hasnt changed in the last 3 iterations

it has though

open world is filler

nah

cataquackgods report in

Started the dev before 2020

That explains some things actually

Show hands

over 200 music tracks

holy shit

that hand

Bros, they're gonna cancel Monty now.

Fuckton of Singleplayer content along ability to drive around the world with your friends is "filler".

Jesus fucking Christ NTA but I genuinely have no idea how you can have such shit taste. Being able to drive outside of the tracks in Mario Kart has been one of those things I always wanted to do since MK Double Dash(I grew up with CTR and I wanted same there).
Like how it is filler? With what logic? I would've sold my kidney as a kid to be able to explore a huge world in Mario Kart with my little sister.
No, I'm not saying you have to be as excited or even like it but stop being a contrarian retard.

As I said previously, you are brown. Browner than brown. Only brownoids boast about piracy on PC, like as if that affords them some super special role that needs to be flaunted.

Like how it is filler?

Easily. There's no real content in it.
The only entertainment value is as a chat lobby where you larp as a mario kart character.
Most of the environment doesn't even look good or interesting.
You're going to google a map with the locations of all the costumes you want, and grind through them in an hour.

Maybe one day you'll want to 100% all of the coin challenges for a meaningless inventory badge, and you'll google the map for them too.

Did they really add all these random enemies but not E. Gadd, Toadsworth, Kamek, etc.?

Let's see here... The gopher will be top tier.

no villager girl

no link

I guess miyamoto got his way and implemented a new Mario Kart Mandate, he'd rather have a fucking fish with no hands than real recognizable characters. Can't wait for DLC to drop Lucas, Ness and Samus tho

Whoever is meta

Does King Boo actually look like that now? If so, I’ll play as him.

fill more than half the roster with enemies that by devs own admission are NPCs and fucking babies

At least the babies add some fap fuel. The enemies are just pure filler.

You're going to google a map

That is genuinely a (You) problem.
Your own low IQ playstyle makes you probably unable to enjoy anything when you open Google the instant you get a game.
I thought about recommending some non-open world games after writing my first reply, just as an "okay you prob don't just like open world games, fair enough" but you would probably open the guide for the games before even launching the game so what's the point?

I'm sorry, Anon. It's not the game's fault if you go to Google and aren't surprised. It's 100% your fault.
I recommend trying to play a game without a guide, and if you cannot enjoy exploring or putting any work in playing yourself, thankfully there are streamers and let's plays of games for you. Maybe that's more your pace or something.
I'm just genuinely confused that anyone would criticize a game because you can google info about it.

Swoop, Dolphin, and Pokey.

That is genuinely a (You) problem.

No it's a game design problem.

Nope.

kamek is an item
nobody wants to play random geezer support characters

If your first reflex when buying a new game is to not explore at all and instead open Google, it is (You) problem.
You fucking ADHD low attention span zoomer. I can't even imagine how you play old RPGs or platformers when you have guide open 24/7 for all item and collectable locations along meta guides.

Absolutely disgusting.

My first reflex is to instantly realize filler content and interpret it as a waste of my time.

Lame. I don’t know why Nintendo won’t use the Luigi’s Mansion design.

More people would want to play as them than this lame retard

It's called MARIO kart, not Peach Kart nor cowKart. so you MUST play MARIO.

They did once, but only in the mobile game. Ain't nuthin like nintendo retardation.

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in the entire history of mk8d, several hundred hours of playtime, i saw a grand total of 1 kamek player
on Anon Babble alone in the past week i've seen 7 people express interest in playing cataquack

Kongs and Koopalings aside who is the most notable omission here, and why is it Toadsworth?

Bowser because I want him to kidnap me and make me his wife. I’d also give Bowser Jr. some more brothers and sisters.

Who the fuck is that?

Kamek's lame, but

in the entire history of mk8d, several hundred hours of playtime, i saw a grand total of 1 kamek player

He was added in wave 5/6 of the paid DLC, anon.

Shy guy or dry bones probably

Half of these characters aren't even characters anymore. They're obstacles.

By the way, this game's road sign designs are also available as stickers you can stick onto your vehicle, so be sure to collect your favorites and have fun equipping them for races and Free Roam mode.

and? being added late didn't stop me from seeing plenty of petey, funky, and pauline players

Poor hands typed this

Fishy Boopkins, the best thing to happen to SMG4

characters have different stats

Well that's nifty, I guess. I did always like those road signs.

17 New Characters are fucking Generic Ass Enemies/Races

Meme Character (Cow)

Only 2 Actually Good Characters (Pianta and Goomba)

No Diddy or Funky

No Koopalings

No Petey

These are some of the most braindead, oblivious developers I've ever seen. I'd rather have Baby Pink Gold Peach over generic enemy #128.

as always I play either as Wario, Luigi or Daisy

GIVE ME DONKEY KONG, WARIO WARE AND RPG CHARACTERS NOW

no

Don't expect for a Switch 2 emulator in a few months.

I'm so sick of Yoshi Scooter, I hope the best combo in this game isn't lame or gay
Funkyrunner remains the best meta

Had a read-through the whole interview and picked out points of interest to sum up, so here’s a tldr:

Game was developed (to no one’s surprise) by EPD9 (Mario Kart, ARMS)

Work on MKW started right after MK8DX’s release in March, and entered development in late 2017

The game was originally designed to be a switch game, but faced several development challenges due to the weak hardware. It became a switch 2 game in 2020

If it was a switch game it would’ve been 30fps with constant frame drops and lower-res textures

The booster course pack was created as filler to give the devs more time to for development

MK8DX is considered to be mario kart “perfected”

The entire game was built from the ground up

The design for the game went from MK8’s “sleek” to “playful”

Music was reworked in Knockout Tour to have intro’s and outro’s for seamless transitions

The music in freeroam consist of remixes from past super mario and mario kart games

In total there are 200+ tracks for freeroam, all brand-new remixes done with a live performance and of varying genres

Certain tracks will play depending on time of day and even location (Ex. Driving to Bowsers Castle plays “Bowsers Road”, driving at night plays “GBA Rainbow Road”, driving in the evening plays “Staff Credits (MKDS)”

The implementation of whether and time-of-day changes was almost scrapped on account of it being too difficult for a game of this scale

An in-game day takes 24 minutes to pass

Rail rides and wall rides were created to make the straight-line parts of the game less boring. Their implementation in courses came later

Dash Food was almost scrapped due to the amount of work needed to design all the local foods and restaurants and staff

Originally costumes were going to be bought through stores with coins before they decided to combine it with food

Not all characters will get outfits

(1/2)

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The idea to add in mooks was the devs realizing they could use “obstacle characters” as the assets already existed that could be used

The official name for the “mooks” is “NPC Drivers”

This spawned the idea to add in kamek as an item, as he can transform racers into these NPC drivers (at the cost of him being playable)

A LOT of work was put in getting the waves right

World design was made to be intrusive so you know which direction to go without a bunch of signs or arrows

Road signs exist as stickers you can equip. They’re unlocked via achievements

(2/2)

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and?

And I corrected your fuck-up. That's it.

Development started in 2017 and was aimed to be a Switch 1 title

Had the feeling they were sitting on this one for a long-ass time. Curious if they updated the graphics at all at any point outside of some texture upgrades, because what we're seeing could basically be a glorified Switch 2 Edition game.

The same is very likely true for DK Bananza that it started as Switch 1 game years ago after Odyssey released but was held onto until now.

you're a fuck-up, correct yourself before you try your hand at others

Can I choose an alternate outfit for Mario at least?

GBA Rainbow Road remix

They did mention in the very same interview that they upgraded the graphics beyond what they planned when they switched over to Switch 2.

Would be nice if that was the case. Neither game looks like a big departure from Switch 1-tier graphics.

All this time since the reveal and the still haven't added Monty to this pic

In total there are 200+ tracks for freeroam, all brand-new remixes done with a live performance and of varying genres

Certain tracks will play depending on time of day and even location (Ex. Driving to Bowsers Castle plays “Bowsers Road”, driving at night plays “GBA Rainbow Road”, driving in the evening plays “Staff Credits (MKDS)”

Based.

all the characters within a class have identical stats

That system

ARMS lives on somehow I guess. Pins were cooler though.

Wario, King Boo, Dry Bones, or Cataquack. Depends on who I'm feeling.

fap fuel

babies

kys tranny

The interview said costumes were going to be bought with coins and I wish that they stuck with that. Driving from location to location picking up all the food with each character might get annoying after a while.

I've seen people clamor for Toadsworth to be added but 0 who would actually play as him.

each characters

man chars have 0 costume which is kinda sad but means completion will not be too long.

The interview said costumes were going to be bought with coins

Do coins do anything besides make you a bit faster?

For me, its chargin' chuck

I’m not sure. It’s possible that they may unlock vehicles like they did in 8.

In races yes, though I guess the game would keep a running total of coins collected and you can spend them on fits like how unlocks in MK8 were tied to coins

is chan down

who the fuck is chan

I want my squidling and octoling… it’s so over

I want my squidling

THEY'RE CALLED INKLINGS
I wouldn't mind a splatoon DLC, in fact I'd quite enjoy one

I mean, it’s possible that additional characters could be sold as DLC.

unironically wanting smash kart

pathetic

a DLC wouldn't make it smash kart

wants non mario characters in his mario kart game

you literally want smash kart

I just said that it’s possible. I would personally like to play as Hariet Broodal.

It wasn’t called smash kart 8 deluxe

Why the fuck do I find birdo so attractive?

might as well could've been with the shitty non mario characters

World was only going to have 24 characters before they came up with the idea of NPC racers

That wouldn't have gone well with people.

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i hope after the new donkey kong comes out they add pauline jr to mario kart world

ROBs in as a bike

I'm sorry anon, it's already smash kart, you lost

I don't want smash kart but I also don't think it's a problem to ask for characters who are already veterans. And that applies to Link, Inklings, Villagers, and Isabelle now.

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rob bike is also doing the smash down tilt lol

/thread

This image reminds me I need to find more porn of Rose Gold Peach

No loli Pauline no buy

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I main Kamek but I only play time trial mode - why would anyone play a racing game where others can reduce your speed to 0 on a whim with only sporadic counterplay?

Peach posting in a mario kart thread

Scandalous.

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Shy Guy
Wiggler
Chargin' Chuck

why would anyone play mario kart?

It's pretty funny that even Nintendo's own developers outright said the switch was holding them back.I'm glad they didn't put this on switch 1 and use the booster course pass.

Sunshinebros... Our thoughts?

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I think it's based that Nintendo is going with obscure enemies as racers instead of everyone's favorite Nintendo characters. This is Mario kart, not Nintendo kart.

Even in 2014-15 I thought non-Mario characters were a dumb idea. Wii U was selling badly so it felt like a cheap way to get people interested.

I want to know if he’ll make sounds when doing tricks and whatnot.
youtu.be/7h7tdYyFuV4

There are still a ton of better Mario characters than these filler enemies. The Broodals and Cappy for starters

based and mookpilled

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You should read the switch 2 interview. Almost every new feature on the switch 2 they originally wanted for the switch but couldn’t because it was too weak. It’s hilarious

”Yea we wanted to have voice chat built in but the switch was too underpowered to handle it so we had to use an app to compensate”

”We wanted download play from the outset but the switch was such abysmal dogshit it wouldn’t’ve been possible, unless you wanted to wait 30 minutes to download the game data, god was the switch weak”

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Birdo bros

She has a penis, you know…

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Birdo bros must have had fun with 8 Deluxe because she was meta.

Girls with penises are my fetish

I'll be playing all the princesses

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
I can't find my Swoop images, so here's Kai. I will main Swoop.

wtf is that neck

It's slop.

The plant obviously

random filler characters who were in 1 game and will never be seen again are better than mainstay enemies throughout the whole series!

The proportions in that pic are crazy and some neck game is scaring you off?

yeah cataquack and conkdor are such mainstays. also at least the ones I put are actual characters that could have real animations and costumes. the filler enemies won’t even get costumes or anything.

cataquack and conkdor are such mainstays

still been in more games than your shitty one-offs

actual characters that could have real animations and costumes

what in the fuck are you even talking about? there's nothing stopping any of the enemies from having outfits, they were just added late enough that they didn't have time. could easily see them getting some in DLC

Yes.

She's meant to be attractive

Nintendo said they won’t be getting outfits, they were made because they could reuse assets already in the game.

nintendo says a lot of things until they change their mind because money

NTA but imagine losing to Peach… that would feel so humiliating…

Luigi, King Boo, and Goomba.

Lol nobody is dropping money to make fucking biddybud a different color. Just face it, most of these characters are lazy filler. The only ones that should have gotten through are like goomba and the hammer bro

stay mad rabbitfucker

Stinky agpeach Troon

Oh you silly thing~
Peach is a sweet and kind lady and wouldn't humiliate you~

I still want Poochy to be in World…

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When I was a kid playing Melee and she mocked me with an “Ohhh, did I win?” it made me very upset.

furries out of nowhere

ty for conceding retard. have fun playing cataquack and a fucking bee.

n-no i totally want to play the fat irish midget rabbit and the one who vomits everywhere!

sure thing buddy

another retarded faggot playing a childrens racing game wishing he was born a girl for no reason other than to selfishly exist as an object of desire because he's still a desperate virgin in his 30s

sad

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and a fucking bee.

Thanks for the mention honey, but next time you better beehave.

Luigi Mangione

no Link

Stupid.

Idk, he’s pretty stupid…

you seem to be mistaken, this is MARIO kart

the sexy brats.

I'm gonna pirate

no one will be able to make a switch 2 emulator so no, you won't.

But Poochy ain’t stupid, he can drive and all!

Baby Rosalina breaks the canon

All these guys ... and no Toadsworth

fpbp

Stay mad, SnOY tranny.

I want to fuck Hariet JUST PUT HER IN THE GAME NINTENDO

i'm probably gonna pirate it

In 2028*

The jews hate nintendo and their cute girls, brownoid.

you have to want to fuck a character if you want them in the game

okay cow fucker

11 years ago

What the fuck

If we got a new yoshi island game I garentee they would also make rosalina and Pauline star children.

The brodals looked ugly as fuck.
I don't know why people like em.

he posts it as he lust over Terry's muscular body

sad.

7k VR

Hariet is cute.

"Mario" kart won
Smash kart was a trash idea
Now we only need some obscure enemies to be added

breaks the canon

only autists care about "canon" on a fucking mario spin-off game.

I’m now wondering about Sky High Sundae, considering that

A:

MK World has been in development since 2017

B:

Sky High Sundae (Tour version) was finished around October 2021
Which game was Sundae made for originally? Both versions of the track have stuff not in the other, like World’s version has the grind rails while Tour’s version has the ice cream helicopter

She's ugly

7k vr

Lmao at least get over 20k

I’m still shocked they added grinding, I associate that mechanic more with Sonic lmao

Sonic just needs to not cost $80 and have more based inclusions for characters and tracks

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AGPeach

guest character arguments

baby rosalina canon arguments

filler character arguments

”$80” and “I’ll just pirate it bro”

yep it’s a mario kart thread

Why not?

"I-Irrelevant shitters! N-No one knows who they are!"

Not an argument when the roster is full of literal whos like Fishbone, Stingby, and fucking Coin Coffer.

We got grinding in wonder

everyone else is a pretty big no. I like pirates, and Wario and King Boo have costumes of them, so we will see...

I wish regular Bomb-ombs, King Bomb-omb, and Chain Chomp were also drivers. I would main Chain Chomp SO HARD

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Fishbone, Stingby, and fucking Coin Coffer are all in more games than one off characters.

Someone post more baby outfits if you have them.

Mario Kart World will live for over a decade while the sonic game will die in under a year. sorry for the truth nuke.

It needs a good game too, just the easy task of mixing Sonic + good game

In that case let’s a warp pipe as a racer since that’s been in every game

As forgettable generic enemies.

I’ll be maining fishbones, cataquack, and stingby

said no one ever

warp pipe is a vehicle

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I got this

Daisy looks great and Super Mario Land finally get some recognition

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more memorable than your one off characters
Cataquack has a lot of fans while fishbones is cool
stingby can fuck off

Here’s b. daisy in a sailer outfit

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Not even the filler defenders will defend Peepa

Oh, so the warp pipe bike represents Mario Bros. Circuit.

30% of the roster is pure filler

chargin' chink

cataquack has a lot of fans

??? Literally who is a fan of cat aqua lmk besides overweight 35 year old YouTubers going “OMG YOU CAN PLAY AS CATAQUIRK GOTY THANKS NINTENDO IM CUMMMMINNGGGGGG”

Examples like Goomba or Biddybud would’ve made great lightweights but I guess the babies can’t be abandoned now since they’re effectively grandfathered into the series now, my point is they should’ve done mooks way earlier in the series, like Double Dash since that’s the where the babies started.

ask for kamek for years

finally added as dlc for 8

immediately taken out of the next game

aight Imma be uhhhhh pianta

Every threads has had at least 2 or 3 people hyped for him. I didn't expect it but he's got fans

Aimlessly driving around boring, barren environments looking for collectibles is not fun gameplay

itt people unironically thinking cataquack is a better pick than cappy

kill yourselves immediately

I get the regular enemies but why does piantas always get a pasa, se dont have popplios from wonder or any other race from oddysey, I want to play as those skeletons goddamn

All of these characters and not a single black person. Nintendo needs to do better.

i think peepa is in that middle ground since while people don't really defend it, it's usually not targeted to begin with compared to stuff like stingby.

Wiggler, Penguin and King Boo,

head the size of her entire body

face shape and buck teeth make her look like an albino Chuck E. Cheese

hooker makeup and heels

what the fuck is wrong with your taste

Daisy first mario kart appearance vs. latest, 22 year difference

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Daisy is right there

Erhm, she's brown not black.

arabs are sub saharan africans

lol

no elephant princesses

why even live

So people are saying they always hated Kamek??

I even think he should be a fighter in Smash, modders made him work

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are you new to this series or

that could be neat

The middle east doesn't actually exist.
If it did there would be a middle north and a middle south and a middle west.
It's all just Africans.

they're different races you dense fuck

WHEEEEEEEEEEN

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can we chill with the racism? this is a kids game there could be children in this thread.

Born in Africa.

Omg Sonic is so cute here :D

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I'm stuck between

I really hope this doesn't leak early and I can discover everything about it for myself, thanks to timezones I'll get it pretty early

and

I really hope this leaks early and someone confirms this isn't the final roster because holy shit where are quite a few fan favorite characters, even some good and obvious enemy picks are missing

Honestly it could be neat if Nintendo made a black Princess, just pick any from Mario 3

look i know we have like 16 yoshis but we need 17

bring born in africa doesn't make you sub saharan
is Elon black?

yes

Yoshi was ruined for me when I saw Yoshi x Peach fanart as a kid. I can never forget it.

people still getting mad about babies

We've had the baby bros for 22 years since double dash
We've had baby peach and daisy for 17 since wii
Hell baby rosalina for a decade now
Get the fuck over it holy shit

I'd rather have Baby Pink Gold Peach over generic enemy #128.

Motherfucker I’d rather have have a Gnawty as a character at least it would function as a DK character and a Banjo character

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Sonic just needs to not cost $80

day one digital deluxe DLC

lol, it's definitely gonna cost at least 80 if you want the game without shit cut out

Where the FUCK is he?

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I'm hungry now

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donkey kong's in there I don't know what you mean

I'd rather have Baby Pink Gold Peach

you deserve rape

Mooks should’ve been done earlier, I also have a theory they were inspired by Sakurai with Piranha Plant in Smash

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cross worlds has day 1 dlc? of what???

He's African

bankrupt and living in a cardboard box after a dispute with pringles

Birdo Sex!

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Nintendo should sell those spiky shells to eat soup

so putting a hamster in an aquarium turns it into a fish
good to know

Trust me. You do NOT want modern King Bob-omb…
youtu.be/H5DdruoYObw

Just shut up and accept these widely unpopular characters because they've been shoved down our throats for years already at this point.

Babyfucker

widely unpopular characters

women always play as babies bro

Would rather have a basic Bob-omb over this fat fuck

DLC on top on an $80 game

KEK

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you're projecting

widely unpopular

do casuals not exist to you people?

Sounds like they just need to be pitch shifted a little more deeper. Weird, because they redid the original 'voice line' from Mario 64 at the start and it sounds fine.

it's inevitable

either would be neat but we got NEITHER

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Pinkgold Baby Cat Peach

Yabuki: Then, the question came up: “Does Mario, in fact, eat mushrooms?” (Laughs)

Jikumaru: So in the midst of development, we went up to Tezuka-san and asked him to confirm, “Is Mario actually eating those mushrooms?”

Yabuki: That's right. And Tezuka-san answers, “Yeah, he is.”

Everyone: (Laughs)

Lmao someone drew Diddy as a Bike

why do you even care this much about someone's lack of product ownership

It's cute that you think Sonic is a relevant competitor for Mario. This isn't the early
90s anymore

says the anon in a thread about something he has no plans on purchasing
gain some self awareness

PEACH FEET

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cursed

Didn't Mario Kart 8 outlive like 3 sonic racing games

Based priorities anon

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You know what this game need, a designated taunt button

Yeah because fuck all those old outdated characters like Toadsworth, Kammy Koopa, Boshi and E. Gadd right?

More Pauline for me!

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90% of people have no idea who any of those are

Which is insane because Superstars kinda sort of had grinding in that Jungle Level and Classic Sonic never grinds

I swear they release these type of campaign announcements every year and then I never see anything from them ever again
like that fast friends forever thing, literally never saw anything from that the besides the announcement

Don’t drive Daisy Crazy

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who do I play as a bara enjoyer? bowser?

Boswer, DK and Spike

So in terms of mains, I have a standard lightweight, a standard mediumweight, and a lighter heavyweight.

Caring this much about fucking skin color

Many such cases on this godforsaken website

Chuckster

I’m not a toddlercon but the baby princesses do it for me

LMAO TURTLE SOUP

Where's my nigga Diddy?

I mean you already have 2 blondies it makes sense to try new races genius

All the more reason to not fuck with MKW and just play MK8DX until the end of time

everyone likes beautiful blondes, no one likes niggers.

Over 200 songs

Noice, people better get on uploading that stuff immediately 'cause they're definitely not putting that on the nintendo music app on launch, even though it would be the best thing to do

why play 64 when there's super

why play double dash when there's 64

why play wii while there's double dash

why play 8 while there's wii

you dumb mother fucker

Me?? Sega’s dumbasses have the balls to release another racing game that happens to line up with a new Mario Kart, then there’s Kirby Air Riders which Sakurai is being silent about it

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Sneedster

Then keep playing as Peach

you don't understand. Adding niggers to the game will result in less sales.

Nigger fatigue is real bro

Probably Koopa Troopa because he's been my main since Super Mario Kart. will probably drop him the second Poochy is added though

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Larry. Oh, wait
Diddy. Oh, wait
Kamek. Oh, wait.
Funky. Oh, wait
Dry Bowser. Oh, wait.

I used this one the most in mario kart 8, I know it was the metafag kart for a long time but it just felt best to me before I even knew that

Those people are retarded

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Lying to yourself.

youtu.be/V-opVxYIKec
Um, what’s going to be “announced”? Since we know the game is continuing as usual, is it going to be something like a special event in Tour celebrating the release of World?

NOOO HOW COULD THEY NOT INCLUDE 20 KOOPAS AND 7 KONGS

is it going to be something like a special event in Tour celebrating the release of World?

probably

Enjoy your Fishbone and random Sunshine enemy nobody even remembered existed until this game.

Thanks, I will!

Have they confirmed the roster is final?

Bro stop being racist

is this costume in?

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No. For all we know there could be secret unlockables.

It's 100 coins collected just like 8 did it, but they only mentioned it on the JP site. It's been a decade since I played 8 on the Wii U but I think it's cumulative, even if you collect coins past the maximum.

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i really like the new Hot Rod. the fire flower engine block is soulful as fuck.

i see the mario mandate is still in effect...

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Crazy how Nabbit is the only "new" character of any consequence. A shame we had to lose Petey for him though.

Wonder if they’re somehow adding new stuff to the Mario vs Luigi Tour because it’ll overlap with World’s release period, even though we know that Mario vs Luigi’s ranked cups will still be the same

I want to fuck a ghost

Nice. I love unlocking vehicles, it gives me something to look forward to instead of them all being there from the start.

Rather play as a Seedle

9 years of development and the character select screen is this ass?

GhostJobs

I want to play as those mud guys from captain toad

When is Sneed getting in?

mario kart world looks cool but i dont mind waiting for the switch 2 lite or oled to playi t

formerly charging chucks

Run those pockets.

Ngl I kinda miss how in older games you had to work towards an objective for unlocks. Making it easy feels a bit cheap, I wanna earn them through arduous challenge

double ghost blowjob

I NEED THIS

did this irl

The babies are adorable in this game and It kinda makes me want to play them.but I feel like I'm going to fall into a world I don't want to fall into....

Embrace the love for Mario Kart baby girls.

Is it really THAT HARD to not want to fuck kids that you think playing as a whiny baby in Mario Kart is going to "push you over the edge"?

Look I'm not an advocate for smash kart.
But I would NOT be mad at zelda being playable.

I'm gonna be honest, never played Mario Kart before and I'm not a racing fan, but from trailers this game looks really fun. So, I decided to get it with my Switch 2. I hope the game is as good as it looks.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jgkZ4Uc8U6IVfvCao24J2WKpH0pD411R25IRGpiUR7U/
The interview said that there are “over 200” songs made for the “jukebox”, which is songs meant to play in stuff like free roam and the intermissions.
Currently, there are exactly 126 remixes already documented for free roam, if this number only counts free roam and not the actual track music during races we still have a decent bit left to find!

no one will be able to make a switch 2 emulator so no, you won't.

You clearly underestimate the capability and time of programming socks-wearing autists on discord who live on neetbux.
The switch 2 games will be emulated before summer ends.
Thanks for beta-testing, tendie

It was on half the wii-u for a reason anon, its a super solid franchise

I'm not buying a switch 2 and not buying that game

They should make a Dry Yoshi, so I could play as my two favorite characters combined.

The babies in Mario Kart are special. I’m the most normal guy imaginable, I love big tits and ass, hate lolis, but even I pop a stiffy when I see baby rosalina. it’s just an inevitable physiological to raw sexo.

those eyes

What the FUCK did nintendo mean by THIS?

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What about those ghost Yoshi's from Mario world?

That eyes are beautiful.

Ghoshis would be cool too. Just give me more dad characters in general. Mario can have is odyssey skeleton outfit.
Dry Babies

I'm retarded,I never realized these were yoshi ghost.

Also damn, this is probably the least represented enemy from World

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I’m the most normal guy imaginable

I pop a stiffy when I see baby rosalina.

uh huh...

I'm around normal people all day, this is normal.

every baby player online in my mind is like a 50/50 between a 9 year old girl and a babyfucker

Donkey Kong is for the special kids now

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luigi

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so true-my

The facial expressions in this game are so good.

Visible stats back to Super Mario Kart stats

Max is 4 out of 4.

Super Mario Kart characters and classes had stats go from 1/4 to 4/4.

I'm thinking we're back fellas.

She’s a temptress who drags normal men down to the pits of hell

kek

is the lust for babies ironic or not? i can’t tell

it's Anon Babble

If they are in first place you know which one it is.

now that you asked, someone's going to post baby porn

I'm personally not into babies except for a few good images by those mexican pedo artists

world was originally a switch game

this would have ran as bad or even worse than BOTW

New Kirby Air Ride

By fucking Hackurai

Holy monkey paw, batman!

can someone post that one drawing of baby rosalina tricking on mr scooty please

No babies

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it was ironic for me… until it wasn’t

Slimy divine kisses with Glooperior!