ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

Let's see

White protag

Killing inhuman hordes

Based gothic European aesthetics

European mythology

No depiction of DEI

WELL?

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I saw a woman in a position in power in the military. Therefore my immersion is ruined, and therefore I shall not buy the game.

I wanted good gameplay
it doesn't have that

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I hate western games.

WHAT I WANTED WAS QUAKE. I WANTED BASED GOTHIC EUROPEAN AESTHETICS BECAUSE I WANTED FUCKING QUAKE. I DIDN'T PLAY THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT WASN'T QUAKE SO I DON'T CARE.

dangerously based

b b b b bbut i thought we hated constant weapon switching bros

>No depiction of DEI

who's gonna tell him?

Isn't Nu Doomguy some spic's self insert?

It has parrying therefore I must seethe

The bare minimum is not a selling point.

All quake fans are based but they will never be given another game, this is made worse by the fact that Quakecon is never gonna change its name just to mock them. I have no mouth and I must scream.

I'd fucking settle for another totally multiplayer arena shooter that isn't total dog shit like Champions

hordes

no

no depiction of DEI

you forgot the whore? who magically is a old god or whatever?

bad guy looks like a tranny

most weapons feel like shit

shitty cutscenes at the start and ending of every episode

i was waiting for him to jump in marvel style at the end of the game in place than throwing the head to the ground
anyway is a singleplayer game. not adding shit doesnt make it 10/10 when theres still shit and its just average

at least doesnt have a cutscene every time you kill a enemy
only for that its better than 2016 and eternal

You get to kill a tranny

um based?

And then they fucked it up by making it fucking guitar hero.

i was waiting for him to jump in marvel style

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wojak

retard

like always
the game story was so fucking stupid i expected something as shit as that

yes with 4 cutscenes in between each phase
and one time being forced to win so you end losing

removed "I'm too young to die" difficulty label because it's "demeaning."

no DEI

female character (with ear grating debra wilson voice) is the real center of the story, not Doomguy

no DEI

surface-level reasons

"WHY AREN'T YOU CHUDS EATING THIS UP HUUUUUUH?"

No explanation would help you.

i must show my face because..WELL BECAUSE I MUST OK?!

fucking retarded devs

If they had made another doom 2016 with new weapons/levels/bosses/glory kills it would have sold 10 million units.

epic slow motion every time you hit an enemy

They're all bad.

i agree is shit but thats less shit than the cutscene

because it's also

ugly armor

room temp IQ parryslop

parry

slow mo

parry

slow mo

agree but also

slop

kill yourself

you can't accept that you hate it

lol it has deborah wilson
7/10 reddit game 0 interest
2016 and eternal were good
proof microsoft ruins everything
0 interest in doom the reddit ages

>No depiction of DEI

entire story revolves around a magic woman and her feminist power

the story is sooo bad
like shes revealed to be a god or some shit and ... her world was destroyed and she probably died offscreen between the games

fuck was the point of this character even?
why is the entire plot revolving around her?

single player fps games are so boring

Why is his visor shaped like that? Does his nose need to see?

Just had a woke vibe. Like obscenity. You know it when you see it

Just the 7421395456th case of suits who don't understand shit about videogames and what the public liked in the previous entries

woman

that jaw and neck

you forgot

fun

White protag

Killing inhuman hordes

Based gothic European aesthetics

European mythology

No depiction of DEI

Yet it has the same problem of Thief remake and DMC "animation", where the game has a based male protagonist but the story is actually about a Mary Sue dyke that nobody wants to know shit

this site is overflowing with jets and other 3rdoids, we now want porn games and chink trash gatchas

Neither of the main white characters in this game are voiced by white people.

THERE IS A BLACK WOMAN AS A CAST MEMBER. WE DO NOT LIKE THAT.

The woman is a damsel in distress throughout the story, are you kidding meh here?

The retards screaming 'woke' like an alartmist clock don't play games, they just cry about them. Doom is still a Microsoft product and you should not support that soulless corp EVER.

implemented lame and gay parry system

Was the game designed for journos?

it's... ok

It is quite literally the exact same thing they forced on you in Thief 4. No, this is not Doom and having to listen to a woman acting like a bitch is not fun.

Dark Ages

recast doom slayer as a black man

Kek

is the board frozen?

Aren’t there some legal difficulties with re-segregating the video game hobby? While obviously none of you want a black person to voice a white game, legally-speaking you cannot just forbid black people from being hired by AAA studios. If word got out that Bethesda banned all black people from being hired, there would be a major lawsuit against Microsoft (its parent company). Does the Anon Babble Movement have any rebuttal to the legal challenges or are we supporting congressional action?

Champions isn't dogshit, you racist. Play Splitgate 2 tomorrow.

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We covered this in the last fucking thread. Original Doomguy was literally just an incredibly angry man with a shotgun. Nu-Doomguy is a fucking Marvel character who has been empowered by alien gods, thereby robbing the player of any sense of accomplishment or reward, because Nu-Doomguy was the chosen one all along. Literal ludonarrative dissonance. This is why players "feel like" Nu-Doom is much lamer than the original Doom.

In short, he has been flanderized

I didnt want doom sekiro

the only black in the game betrays you in doom 2016 as well

WE DO. It's just they replaced it with equally gimmicky nonsense. We just want a regular fucking FPS.

looks awful but fixable if the balls were much faster and didn't look like balls...

or are we supporting congressional action?

Yes. Elect me senator and I will get all niggers out of game dev

Possibly crushing heterosexually

You see the issue? Only homosexuality sells.