Why do we have zero good games about ancient Egypt? The era enjoys widespread popularity...

Why do we have zero good games about ancient Egypt? The era enjoys widespread popularity, has an air of mysticism and can be the setting for almost any genre.

Why aren't there any indie games about building tombs?

troonhou thread

inb4 it's not a good game

It's not a good game. Inb4 doesn't work on objectively true statements.

we unironically have too many pharaoh clones
I love pharaoh but we need more variety in Egyptian city builders

You're wrong, very wrong. You know why? Because it's actually the only good game from the AC RPG trilogy. Story-wise, gameplay-wise and setting-wise.

Pharaoh, Cesar, Zeus and Emperor were all great games, but If I had to chose I would say I liked Zeus the most. I wish I could play them on steam deck.

Why arent egyptian women real...

Wow this makes me feel nostalgic. I like this a lot.

Shes cute, does she get her tits out?

hahahahHHAHAHHA

yes
that reminds me, why did ubisoft stop with the topless women after origins?

How about Nebuchadnezzar? It's one of few semi-competent Caesar-likes.

jews

Is total war Pharoah good?

Age of Mythology.
Enjoy losing because you're paying SimCity with people playing Starcraft.

Nebuchadnezzar

Never heard of it, but will chek it out, thanks.

Pretty much the only real choice everything else posted here is slop, saw alot of complaints about the remake so I never bought it I just use my og disc

Because they're not culturally relevant? Can't be in Odyssey because Minos fell long before the game's time, can't be in Valhalla because it's too fucking cold, can't be in Mirage because it's the goddamn Islamic Golden Age and you know how they are about women, can't be in Shadows because... okay sure maybe they could be in onsens or something but it's not worth it.

elaborate on remake being shit

Zone of the Enders 2: The 2nd Runner.

The remake was very buggy on release (which was announced as proper release, not early access, so people naively expected a working game). But they kept working on it and most of the jank got fixed now. The graphics are bit ... well, just look at the screenshots and see for yourself. Also military got dumbed down considerably (there might be a mod that restores how it worked in original).

can't be in Mirage because it's the goddamn Islamic Golden Age and you know how they are about women

Arabic were matriarchal until adopting Hellenistic influence anon. Greeks were the inventors of burkhas and yet you even play as a guuurl power MC in Odyssey.
They really don't give a fuck about accuracy, so topless women should be obligatory repayment for suffering through their games.

LOQO, the OG.

Good author anon.

Apparently the game is riddled with bugs, they cut content especially the Alexandria DLC and made the game easier with a worse gameplay loop. I didn't watch any gameplay but it had a lot of reviews parroting the same sentiments

I'm getting filtered by the rival fight when you land on Mars (original protagonist). How do I overcome him?

, can't be in Mirage because it's the goddamn Islamic Golden Age and you know how they are about women

And yet a female MC is ok
curious how some breaks from reality is ok but some are not huh

Thanks, I almost made a mistake then

some levels in crash bandicoot 2 or 3 has some egyptian vibes

read manga because main girl is beautiful on cover

cuts her hair to look like a dyke in chapter 2

Already close to dropping this and it ain't even a long read at 40 chapters.

:^)

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Because they're not culturally relevant?

These games tend to be historically accurate, but there's not a single whorehouse in sight. At least the Witcher knew how to please us.

She's clearly cutting her hair on that same cover bro
look closer

Don't worry she puts on a wig

How curious, I just added this manga to my reading list yesterday. Guess that's a sign to start reading it.

It's a great manga, if you want another rec try beautiful place or anything Jiro matsumoto has done since Freesia

Thanks for the rec, I will check them out

Where do you guys read manga now that mangadex is dead?

saar kindly do the needful and fuck off

You for real man?

Comick is working for now in terms of english scanlations, but I don't know how long that's going to last, and more obscure doujins are harder to find.

That's what Egyptians did bud, they shaved and had wigs

I love Japanese Egyptian girls.

All Japanese cartoon characters are white. Gooks don't look that good

japanese cartoons are japanese... shocking i know

ARE YOU SERIOUS? Y/N

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Cultural appropriation.

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All big publishers did a simultaneous strike. Over 7000 mangas vanished in a blink of an eye.

God she's still so unrelentingly attractive. I'm buying the DVD + body pillow for sure

Non just gets better with age. Or it's just that the current way she use face makeup is way better than the alien shit she did a decade ago.

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She's the fourth person I'd like to knock up the most behind Aika, then my GF and Shiina Sora

WE

No kidding. I do love the trashy ganguro look she used to sport back in the day though, felt very 2000s.

Her thighs look like hot dogs lol

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alien shit she did a decade ago.

man I fucking hate that Japanese cosplayers do that shit. I know a few and one particular girl is pretty cute IRL, a solid 7/10 at least and would probably be an 8 or 9 in good regular makeup, but for cosplay she does all that crazy shit stretching her face with tape and then photoshopping the fuck out of herself until she looks straight out of Roswell, it's awful.

Samurai fake history

WUZ

it's not Ancient Egypt

If you want to get really anal and purist, even the New Kingdom pharaohs were phony larpers trying to imitate a lost civilization that had been killed off by the Hyksos.

It is

I used to use mangasee123 (basically they'd just use full scans of official publications half the time, lol) but the site died and the replacement is kind of ass with a shit name. Still has everything though iirc.

The Japanese are the true Egyptians.

For me it's Pharaoh Rebirth.
I know it looks like one of those shitty furfag fetish games at a first glance but it's actually just a really fun semi-linear platformer and I think it's like a really early game of the guys who made 2hu luna nights and blade chimera and whatnot.

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Children of the Nile is pretty good.
Original not the "enhanced" demake though.

God I love incest

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Blue Eye of Horus is a good series propped up by the author actually doing their research instead of contriving up magical card games. She looks better with short hair.

She looks like she fucks BGC

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Her hair was good in the flashback but that shit's just too short, man.

I only care about games set in STALKER universe post-apocalyptic future Egypt

I like egyptians with pattsun and hime cuts.

Nips only like Ancient Egyptian because of the hime cuts

I've read Freesia based on a random rec from Anon Babble and it was absolute schizokino

Hard to argue with, it's the best hairstyle in existence.

How is that even possible? ZOE2 is not a hard game.