Be accountant

Be accountant

See FUTA tax at least a few times a week

Can't not think of Kaine's fat penis

FUTA tax

What kind of tax is that?

MMMMSSSSCCCCCCHHHHHLLLLLRRRRPPPPPPP

That's what they call it after they stretch out your butthole

Nier threads are always just a pretense so you queers can talk about penis

FUTA tax

do tax collectors really?

or rimjobs

Good. Fat futa dicks have fallen out of fashion. Small futa dicks are in.

Federal unemployment tax

FUTA tax

Or footjobs

Who is the best waifu to make a futanari?

Who is the best futanari to become a waifu?

Please respond to this question, I'm gathering results for this survey. thank you.

A futa dick can be small and fat. And in current day terms I don't know what the fuck even constitutes as small anymore

All of them
All of them

lmao

A futanari cock under 11 inches tends to be on the small side.

be software developer

JSON

Jason

JASOON

That's all taxes though.

A futanari cock has to touch the floor to be considered average

Some futa IRS agent will pound your ass with taxes

Kaine is a bottom

yes

wtf I love taxes now?!

The Federal Unemployment Tax Act (FUTA)

thanks zoomtard but explaining the joke, kills the joke.

having to tip your government for being unemployed

do americans really?

All futa should be

Should I become an accountant?

All girls would be better as full package futas.

for me it's Vivian

mfw every time I work with ERP

Answering seriously, it amuses me how schizo the justifications are

almost all Bocchi art is futa because as an autistic fucking loser she must have a huge cock

almost all Widowmaker art is futa because as a dominant femme fatale she must have a huge cock

There's literally zero logic there

I love how the original OP post has nothing to do with games except for a random character and it stays up. I love our worthless jannies
not OP but I'm thinking about it. I don't know how it works but this is my impression

can work from home (do nothing)

easy job if you are good with numbers (if you're autistic it comes naturally)

just need to learn some laws, get some certificates and it should be fine. all doable within a year tops I assume (starting at a low level, gaining experience to reach higher positions)

Which one of them do you think was harder at this moment?

I'd wife her up and impregnate unironically

I got a pretty good job right out of college. Above the national average.
I'd recommend not being a public accountant though and being the accountant for a company. Much more comfy.
You will see some FUTA though. So if you're not already addicted to giant futanari cocks, then you will be

waifu

Kys

why is bocchi always drawn as a futa?
is this her curse?

me after paying the FUTA tax

Same reason why Tomoko gets drawn as futa

because she's literally a harem protagonist

My favorite art is actually with futa Kita fucking Bocchi

I went to go look at the stats for a thread because I feel like its zooming through posts and see this shit
Lmfao
Even harder I lol

I'm annoyed she didn't have a larger roll in the game.

Small chubby uncut futa cocks are peak beauty. I do not give a single fuck about the hyper/mindbreak shit.

NO FUCKING WAY. I guess I'm a free market fundamentalist now.

I just like certain cliches desu.
Bocchi is a really good one, another girl that I think would be an amazing futa is actually zhu from ZZZ since she sort if a femcel?
It's really nice having this headcanon that every shut in girl, is that way because they have a massive futa cock and trying to connect with other girls without raping them near daily is almost an impossible task for them.

it sucks so hard to live on this gay earth where futa doesn't exist

They automatically substract it from your salary while you're employed and if you lose your job that's where the neetbux come from

He doesn't upload enough

Looking at futa on male porn means you're gay

You can gen so much stuff with AI. Why wait for him to do anything

it's based & tradpilled tho

hung femboys come damn close

I have a good enough GPU, but I'm retarded. I don't know how to train an ai off his art

it's far gayer to not want to live the rest of your life as a helpless futa cocksleeve
unfortunately 90% of femboys are bottoms and they don't like me. if futa were real i might be able to bag a frustrated 45 year old futa accountant or something.

No, futas are meant to get topped with you stroking her cock as you fill her

sex with women is gay!

You just need to look for his style over at civitai

I feel you
South Pacific Holdings consolidation fucks with my head too

always having that ruler on my desk.... when i have to deal with South Pacific Holdings

If you're willing to be a people pleasing doormat for 6 months/1 year ar a public firm you get the nice jobs after
Working your way up from something like accounts Payable is more work but spread out over several years. Both require you to know people to get a leg up.
And yeah, the college tests and cpa exam can be rough but on the job the knowledge demand is way lower outside management.

This, imagine fucking her pussy while her cock flops around and spills cum all over the place

No thanks, I only want to be the one being filled by a futa girl

don't worry. I'm not an accountant and I still think of Kaine's fat penis a lot

Fat but short

Still want her to hump me with it

its actually pretty long while soft, she's a shower

How do you choose how long a futa's penis should be?
What gives you that impression?

Nnnhgggg stretch it mooooore~~~

Would you let your girlfriend peg you irl?

They all range between 1 and 5 inches.

nah

For me, it's futa_on_female.

I wish I could make love to.2B on the missionary position without breaking eye contact while Kaine destroys my prostate

Wanna trade? I am italian i live here.

God I want to rim Kaine's asshole and suck her balls so bad

It's not short. it's pretty big

so?

be greek

Cannot eat feta cheese without thinking about futa dick cheese

give off your tip when you're born

they ask you for more tips

bizarre

i believe in the afterlife everyone will be a futa

I disagree.

kek

I literally think about nothing except Kaine's balls rubbing on my face and Kaine's cock destroying my throat and asshole and licking Kaine's sweaty back and abs and shoulders after she's exhausted from blowing twelve loads in me that day and Kaine punching and choking me and threatening to kill me but she still clutches me like a teddy bear while she sleeps

I am losing my fucking mind

Who doesnt.
But i really want her to rape me more than anything. And call me names when stepping on my balls and my windpipe.

I'm taking accounting courses and I think it's fun it's like solving a puzzle

I'd totally be down to worship some fat futa cock and balls with my mouth and throat but I'm not giving up my ass, I want to take their ass instead.

I sucked a lot of dicks in my youth i can assure you will love them if atached to a girl. I am not gay btw i would kill for a sexy futa gf.

Can't not think of

Good morning Sar!

AI is gonna make it all real for us. Happy times are ahead of us. Take care of your health, earn a lot of money so that you are ready when shit hits the fans in 10 years.

I sucked a lot of dicks

I am not gay

Who are your fav 2D and 3D artist!

I don't like men, i mean i don't want to stay with a man, i don't want to fuck a man in his ass but i like sucking cocks. What can i say? Is just one thing, and i would gladly apply to a girl if possibile.

Inevitable like death and futa

Fucking love futas!

Based. I respect this anon more than any of you.

Tfw no IRS accountant futa gf who'll fuck my ass literally and figuratively through taxes

Prone bone bareback anal with Kaine that ends in cum farting prolapse!

Does AI slop count? because I love puffyart stuff shadyfox too