The fuck is this shit?
The fuck is this shit?
Starfield
Kino in space. Look it up.
SARAAAAH...SARAAAAAAAH IT'S ME...IT'S ME, SARAAAAAAAAAAAAH
remember when everyone said this was going to be a based catholic game because todd howard is catholic
How would you have written it better?
Indian masterpiece
[Cooking] Wait a minute... that's not ketchup!
I would have made characters people actually care about so the player doesn't laugh when they die
[Intelligence] Wait a minute… blood should be on the inside not the outside….
how are these even choices? theyre all the same intent
The writers are so confident in their work they didn't think anyone would want to choose anything else
Bruh look this dude. Wait till you the oh no no no no
How would Avowed have handled it?
seemingly no wounds
somehow litres of blood on the floor
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
everyone
You mean one jeet spamming the same thread over and over again?
two of our members get these visions from these artifacts but we won't work on sharing the visions with others
this is the kind of writing someone does when they have no beliefs, no convictions, no goals and no interest in what they're actually writing.
it's just garbage, starfield could have been written with random greeking and it could had more compelling writing.
[Speech] Sarah? Don't go into the light, Sarah...
[Terrifying Presence] (Shoot her seven times) <
There was a gigantic war between two factions involving mechs and tamed alien aliens
oh but its over now
There was a super xenomorph outbreak that terrorized millions
oh but its over now (trust the science)
a third faction of crazy religious zealots declared war on everyone
oh its over now and they hide in their own space
you can constantly reset the universe over and over again to encourage different playthroughs
oh all the main quests are railroads with maybe a single branching path and 99% of named NPCs are essential and unkillable
Its like they were trying to make the blandest bullshit RPG ever
Bitch is laying in a pool of blood far greater than her body could contain. Why the fuck is there a medicine check when it's obvious she's dead?
>There was a super xenomorph outbreak that terrorized millions
oh but its over now (trust the science)
The stupidest part of this is that both options for sorting it were science based but Sarah gets up your ass about it if you don't go with the deadly virus solution and go with releasing natural predators instead.
It can work.
Pic related for example, you're pretty railroaded through the story, most of the choices end up at the same place.
But depending on your character and skills you get different dialogue options, so its a case where you can say YES five different ways but each way feels like you're doing it in character.
Which is of course miles away from
Yes
Yes for more money
No, but Yes sarcastically
No, but Yes later.
[Intelligence 10] - Clearly she slipped in the giant puddle of jam and hit her head when she landed.
99% of named NPCs are essential and unkillable
Is it actually worse than Fallout 4 or Skyrim? I thought we'd reached critical mass of Bethesda trying to limit player freedom and kill the fun in their own game already.
At least these dialogue options are a step up from "Hate Newspapers"
its easily the worst of any bethesda game for unkillable npcs
[Guns] She's been shot...
[Melee] These aren't the wounds of any knife I've ever seen
kek
Isn't this the girl who admitted to being a huge slut (having several past boyfriends and girlfriends)?
THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD
[Barter] Liver’s shot… I could probably get 5k a piece for the kidneys
Well she is like 50
heh
I've had several past girlfriends
What does it mean if you get the results from your physical back and the vitals are "NO NO NO"
Give it to me straight doc, how long do I have to live?
Five.
Five what, five years, five months?
Four...
[Perception] Sarah you are bleeding
[Perception 19/20] What's going on?
[Charisma] SARAH ARE YOU OK, SARAH ARE YOU OK. ARE YOU OK SARAH
Remember that it was supposed to be Todd's dream game but for whatever reason, it was casualized to fuck and made into a bland boring thing. For example, traveling between stars was supposed to require fuel and supplies (some of the code is still in the game) so it actually meant something to explore the frontier, planning was required, etc. Now you just click on shit and go there, it means nothing. And I bet that dark dangerous city was supposed to be actually dark and dangerous, rather than the dirtiest nightclub in the galaxy looking like a kid's birthday party with light techno music
personally I blame Microsoft for making the game ultra-casual to appeal to everyone, which in the end means it doesn't really appeal to anyone
Hate Newspapers
What's the matter with that? The actual dialogue makes sense, and the character says they don't trust the media or journalists and that they just like to stir up trouble. They don't literally say "I hate newspapers"
no dialogue option where you express the fact that you don't care about her dying
there was no microsoft to blame for skyrim and fallout suffering the same fate
It's less of a "Karen goes to Church in her best dress every Sunday and yells at random people on the street for being sinners" kind of game, and more of a "I question the meaning of life and wonder what purpose God has in store for me" kind of game. They had a Jesuit involved in the writing of this game, so in order to find any Christian aspects, you have to actually look at it from a philosophical standpoint
if your medical stat passed why cant you heal her and save her, fallout 3 would have let you do that
Yeah but they weren't nearly as bland as Starfield, which even normalfags and casuals agree with
I just want to grow potatoes on my base. Let me grow potatoes on my starbase, Todd!
[Sneering Imperialist] I BET THE NIGGERS DID THIS.
sarah i need to check your vitals even though you're laying in a puddle of blood enough to fill a pool SARAHHHHHH
thats because they had shoulders of older, better games to stand on for their lore and setting. They had to make up all of that here and the talent behind it is clear enough
personally I blame Microsoft
really nigga?
[Weight Lifting] Sarah, you're looking lighter than usual...
Transfield is such a horrible horrible game
That's what pisses me off the most about Shartfield as an RPG. It forces you to act like you like the unlikable self-righteous NPCs.
[Empathy] Maybe she identifies as alive?
all youre fantasies will be satisfied
I can't even loot corpse for their clothing todd
[Science] 60 That's not blood, blood is blue...
Jump into next universe
You still fall into the same trap
personally I blame Microsoft for making the game ultra-casual to appeal to everyone, which in the end means it doesn't really appeal to anyone
Game was like that before big M took them, bro
choose your own adventure books were never good
"I'll kill you." says anon harshly
turn to page 62 to see what happens
[Cannibalism] You gonna eat that?
no
[Intelligence] Sarah... no moving...
Mods seem to be helping to salvage it at least despite how slow this scene is right now
1000% Starfield is the cafeteria cheese sandwich of the AAA landscape.
It just works. Now buy the latest DLC or I'm removing khajits from the next elder scrolls.
Any news on the second DLC? Surely its up from here with how bad the first DLC was.
Remember that it was supposed to be Todd's dream game
Todd dickriders need to finally realize his "dream game" is whatever will make him as much money as possible
Likely won't be revealed until June 8th, however an update will go live tomorrow along with a new Bethesda sponsored Kinggath creation called Watchtower that will add several new gameplay features to the game.
joinwatchtower.com
What was wrong with the first DLC? I ask because I never even finished starfield since the main quest was so pathetically bad so obviously never played it.
Why does Sarah look like she pooped all the blood out her body? Where's the gore? Where's the dialogue option if I didn't care about Sarah?
kek
buy the latest DLC
lol no
I'm removing khajits from the next elder scrolls.
lol do it
storm troopers burst into bits, meaning gore mod
storm troopers do not have any gib on being hit with a lightsaber
GAME SUCKS
GAME SUCKS
GAME SUCKS
DREAM HOME MORTGAGE MOD WHEN
is the first option real? I literally don't believe it
They add back hand craft location but turn out poeple like procgen more
no visible wounds
big piled of jam on the floor
At least like, idk put some blood on her fucking face or hands or something? I'm pretty sure Oblivion had blood decals that could exist on your skin.
Pretty sure Todd would remove every other race before the cats.
SARAH ARE YOU OKAY, SARAH ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY SARAH
kek
Doctor how bad is my cancer?
Your vitals are...OH NO NO NO NO NO
Did you unironically not see the shilling for what it is?
Even the hate is part of the plan since that is the new "any publicity is good publicity"
Unless you apply certain elements to trigger other effects, melee weapons can only cause heads to explode in Gorefield right now, no dismemberment or bisection yet
underrated joke
No... No no no no
Sometimes I see this shit and think anyone can be a writer in big industry. Then I remember that it's actually a heavily gatekept community (that requires your name getting dropped to even be noticed) that filters you because of ideological or racial reasons even if you have "talent" and you have to spend a decade getting punched down on and "mentored" before you're allowed to do anything with intense committee supervision.
I guess an easy answer is that it was the playtesters
Sarah was such a self-righteous nofun cunt i dropped her right back off at the Constellation Club when she started bitching at me while i talked to some bartender. I took the robot. Robot doesn't give you shit.
What's with all the anti-Bethesda shilling recently?
The question needs to keep being asked: is Todd Howard actually retarded?
If you actually watch all his interviews its very hard to say for sure. He's quite the enigma.
They burned all their goodwill almost a decade ago now. I dunno why.
the thing that keeps botherin' me here, is how theres blood all over the floor. some on that wall too. not counting the blood that probably seeped through the floorboards, thats probably close to a gallon of blood - just takin a shot in the dark here but I think thats gotta be pretty close to a gallon. yet the two of you are completely clean, not a drop on ya... ahh, excuse me, I'm terribly sorry but you mind if I use your phone?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
SARAH SARAH ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY SARAH
OH NO NO NO
recently
Bethesda hate started with the horse armor DLC, if not with the shady acquisition of the Fallout rights.
That was 20 years ago, and it's never going to get any better.
She prolly died of old age.
this is hilariously corny lol
blaming Microsoft is not a good cope, man. Fallout 4 wasn't really any better. Fallout is just a more interesting setting than bleak, desolate, sci-fi space exploration.
1. [PETA Member] Your leather jacket is... No.... no no no....
I would have put in a healing minigame where you can heal your companions. For this specific instance I'd make the minigame unbeatable.
no
jesuits
based
Questionable
Starfield OWNTZES
lmao
[Necrophiliac] In for a penny, in for a pound...
[Blunt] Damn, she dead.
[Medicine] DAMN BITCH YOUR SHIT IS FUCKED