Good lord what a bastard.
Good lord what a bastard
Why the hell would you need a condom for something thats a different species?
the joke is sex
You're in a doujin and everything makes babies
Even the toaster.
condoms really do make sex half as enjoyable, he's not wrong.
I don't want to risk contracting anything, it's an entirely different species. I'm not explaining my case of cross-species infection from a Gardevoir's vaginal flora to any Nurse Joy, thank you very much.
catch up with the lore, grandpa
So you don't spread STIs. If my Gardevoir gets sick and can't battle I'll have to stick her in the PC forever and train a new Pokémon.
you don't want pokerus on your cock
Yeah, surely you can't bring an incurable disease to the world by fucking a monkey or something right
Sex with pre evos
Reminder: there's literally people on this board who are so down bad, they would literally fuck a pokemon
newsflash buddy, your average englishman fucks goats
Arceus WILLS that humans and pokemon can breed & birth children
goats arent pokemon
Dagasi must be protected at all costs.
You wouldn't fuck a pokemon? Weird.
that came from eating monkeys not fucking them
For dumb shit like you asked AIDS exist.
It literally appeared on monkeys until some gingers from Africa had sex with them
Lying will get you nowhere monkey fucker
I'm going to die a virgin and I've mostly accepted that. I deserve it.
but still I wonder what it would be like, how can it be so different from masturbating that people are willing to put so much effort and risk into having the chance for sex
I don't get it.
Hire a whore
thats a male gardevoir
STDs
NTA but I'm a monkey fucker.
until some gingers from Africa had sex with them
burger education moment
Minus8 hasn't drawn a human fucking the new Monkey from Donkey Kong Bananaramaslama yet, he needs to get on that.
I don't have the social skills to do that
also I would be scared of many things
Rearrange the letters in gingers, anon. You can do it, I believe in you.
Lol no. Man made us government virus.
No, that was COvID
Sex isn’t that great. Its about defiling the women. That’s the nice part. That’s why whore’s aren’t as good, no shred of innocence or pride left in them.
You can say nigger on Anon Babble, you know.
It can be, and is, both.
Read the rules.
Not your safe space.
Not vidya
Ip range ban all Nintendo trannies
have a crystal goblin gf
she's 300 years old
short, light and made for manhandling
got a barren but greedy womb
normalfags have to fuck with plastic balloons to not get diseases and get the nagging manipulative vapid bitches pregnant and ruin their entire lives
I can cum inside onaholes raw as many times as I want while cuddling a daki of a girl I've been attracted to since I was a child
normalfags are a JOKE
i think it makes sense that the only way you could further improve your bond with your pokemon is through sex
This thread smells full of Indians
got a barren but greedy womb
That's sad
Careful anon. I got banned for furry pornography for three days after posting a picture of a Delphox. janny trannies have been getting upsetty over Pokemans on the board.
she's a half ghost, it can't be helped
I'm sure you thought this was scathing but all I can think of is you sitting in your own room in front of your own computer smelling your own fumes.
Snorlax evolves via friendship
Enjoy being sent to the hospital
you can't impregnate half-ghosts, because...you just can't, okay!