I know two huge reasons why you should play Azur Lane. Do you want to hear them?

I know two huge reasons why you should play Azur Lane. Do you want to hear them?

new Taihou L2D

people losing their shit over it

I'm more surprised the usual suspects aren't going full retard this time.

I'll never ever play azure lane and I'll keep gooning to it

implying you'll ever have a chance with a girl like that unless you're 100% white

uhh i didn't say anything about race

He's mindbroken

Do the girls explode? If they exploded erotically I'd consider playing.

Goodnight gacha coomer thread, I can't stay up any longer I"m sleepy

posting an amazing lewd just to say you're leaving

i have a feeling you're just teasing us, and you'll be discreetly posting lewds for the next hours instead of going to sleep. am i right?

you brought up NTR which means you're brown

I see... I believe I may need further convincing, despite these two reasons.

Post it

i deserve a high class escort wife that has sex with everyone but me except on my birthday but she makes me pay 10x what everyone else pays

ESL ERP

Oh no it's HIM

I don't care for no raisins

sir these are melons, not raisins

You must be quite blind if you cannot see the raisins

What's the gameplay like?

Cleveland and Abercrombie.

is it always the same dude spamming the same pics on every thread?

thrusting a long, hard pole between her tits

About time we got some more paizuri implications in a game full of big titties. I could do without the footshittery

Obviously
He's obsessed with replying the same way to random people on these coomer-bait gachaslop threads, but to be completely fair he can and should make fun of people here trying to erp in public

They are completely shameless about just being a gooner bait game now

Always has been?

now

Why would someone spend their precious time on earth fighting an unwinnable battle

We are humans, unless there is something that makes us or forces us to give up, it is in our human spirit to fight on even beyond death

It's actually kinda boring, the gacha is surprisingly forgiving. for the nearly 4 years that I played AL, I missed out on only 2 girls from the gacha pools (excluding some limited events, those I just didn't care for) Otherwise it's a bullet hell game with character building, you don't actually change anything on the girls with different equipment, it's just stats boosting.

And kino minigames for events.

unicorn

Boring hussy

Those are pretty fun but lack much content. I like the one where you chose two girls to serve food with and compete with two others.

My wife Eugen!

Defective template remimder

big titty botes owe me paizuri

people like to punch down and losers like him(they?) can only punch down to ESLs and ERPers because they're at an extreme disadvantage. The former usually can't properly argue in english for obvious reasons, and the latter don't want to have their sweet fantasy interaction with hot anime girls abruptly interrupted, hence they tend to simply abandon lewds threads the instant they get attacked by anti-fun faggots. It's all so tiresome...

There is only one good boatslut and it's picrel god I spilled so many buckets making a chatbot of her where she paizuri rapes me dry (my character was a cure shota)

Care to share the card?

I'm at work and the card also have alot of giantess and shrink shit in it so no

Anon, I'm sorry to tell you, but "your" wife fucks many other men!

Boring sameface anime slop for porn addicted losers. No thanks.