Releases in two weeks

releases in two weeks

no hype at all

This is going to be another Wii U situation Im not even joking, Nintendo needs to be humbled again, just get a steam deck instead

is it really two weeks away? I keep thinking it comes out in the fall for some reason

just get a steam deck

why? I already have a pc

Valve needs to be humbled

I havent seen less than 3 switch 2 threads up and busy at any given time in the last month.

2 weeks, unironically? What the hell? These fuckers are going to be 50% off by September.

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I can see it from the facial bone structure, thats a man

I was just talking to a friend about that. I don't hear anyone talk about it. I'm sure the Tendies will be excited and the first quarter sales will be good but seems like we'll be back in 6 months with "Yeah I guess that happened".

Also, seeing whats going on with DOOM the Dark Ages I think the price might be a bigger problem than Nintendo realized.

no hype at all

Didn't pre-orders sell out within an hour every where?

Scalpers gonna scalp (and get assblasted this round lmao).

They started to put adds on twitch it feels really weird to see an actual new launche, the last one being 8 years ago after all (and imo better prepared in term of communication)

At least they got their heads out of their asses this time and named it with a 2. Should be a lot less confusion there, since 2 indicates a sequel. Always annoying to me Sony is the only one who got it right immediately.

It's because the launch games aren't really appealing, I think. It's just Mario Kart and lmao @ spending $500 to drive in circles. If it weren't for these posts on Anon Babble, I'd forget the Switch 2 is even happening, I have no interest in one until we get a new 3D Mario.

Ironic, since the last good Sony console was PS2.

but that was the worst playstation

Wii U situation

i dont see a retarded forced touch screen controller gimmick so i don't think thats gonna be the case

it fixes the only real problem the switch 1 had, shit ass weak hardware. what did you want instead, a controller you operate with your asshole? kinect 2? mandatory waggle?

Mario Kart World will be the best selling game of 2025.

you’re doomed to a life of tranny derangement syndrome

this is delicious

you can smell the fear and desperation (as well ad dried cum and feces) coming from the deckjeet OP and his ilk, this console is going to create so much mindbreak the original switch will be nothing in comparison

Nintendo is in a pretty unique position where as long as you churn out a handful of the first party games people obsess over, the actual console can be a literal turd as long as it can play the new Animal Crossing or Pokemon.

More like the 3DS.
Switch 2 will at least have Mario Kart and Donkey Kong on release or a few months later.
The Wii U didn't get Mario Kart or any other games until more than a year later.

$80

Probably not, the bulk of the sales will be from the $50 digital copy in the launch bundle and maybe Nintendo will run the same bundle again for Black Friday.

Pre-orders don't matter if

The amount of pre-orders are only in the 3k range

The majority of pre-orders aren't from Nintendo themselves (third parties often overestimate the stock they will have and will cancel pre-orders)

Scalpers

The Wii U and the PS5 both had "amazing" pre-orders and we know how both of those ended up. Wait until 3 months later to see how initial sales are. If we see a sharp fall after that period, then we have another Wii U situation. If we see consistent sales through the months, then it will be just like the Switch.

What does the Steam Deck do that my PC can't?

I was right thoughbeit

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I mean it has no games.

The only games it has are Mario Kart and FAST, it's a pretty weak launch.

How do you get hyped for a 360p resolution console costing 500 bucks with no games?

This is going to be another Wii U situation Im not even joking

It's not going to be that bad, but it's definitely not going to be the hit that the Switch was.

steam deck

lol
Nintendo has already sold more Switch 2 consoles than the Steam Deck likely ever will — and the console hasn't even been released yet.

PLEASE, PLEASE FORGET ABOUT SWITCH 2 PLEASE BUY STEM DRECK PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU

lmao

The 360p revelation killed any interest I had for the console.
I will emulate it later.

endless 24/7 discord raid by bored slavs

No hype?
It's been 2 months of nonstop anal bleeding snoys crying about it.
It's going to crack 10m in half a year

Warhammer Skulls showcase just showed 20+ games and not a SINGLE ONE is on Switch 1 or 2. I actually couldn't believe it. Every single trailer it was more shocking seeing the Nintendo logo ommiteed every time. How in the fuck? The showed sequels to games that were even ON the switch!

More like

PLEASE CANCEL YOUR PREORDER SO I CAN TRY TO GET ONE

Great meme!
Now show us the 360p resolution!

Admitting to stealing / pirating on Anon Babble where your IP is logged when you know nintendo is very litigious

Now i know you are a shitskin poo

3k range

You’re not even trying anymore

Buying a 360p resolution console? No thanks.

Straight to nintendjail

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360p is the meme in question, snoyfaggot, It looks objectively better on switch 2 than the deck.

People still care about graphics?

No Games.

High pricing.

360p resolution.

No Bing Yahoo or Zeld yet.

Why buy it now?

Is it even possible for Eric to not be constantly having meltdowns?

There really isn't a reason to buy a new console on release unless you are really into one of the launch titles I guess.

If you only game on switch I could see why you'd get it right off.

Its going to do gangbusters and it is going to be like the wii where it is so in demand that people can not easily get it for the first year or so. Yes its over priced yes the steam deck is a better product but nintendo fans want the new nintendo and they're going to be everywhere.

ah banana

fps the baby

gcn pandering

Uh... bros...? I don't feel so good...

fit inside my backpack

Cyberbug looks less blurry on switch 2

I already got the game (on sale btw) on my PC, running the game on the deck is a plus tendie

derangement syndrome just because he's able to spot a guy masquerading as a woman

It's called being normal and having a natural ability of spotting a persons sex kek

botted thread inflated statistics

Ok and?

consoles don't really drop in price any more so you may as well get it sooner

Insane motion blur and blurry as hell

tendies on shambles

What is this 360p meme about then?

But why get it before it has any software I want?
And waiting means I don't have to worry as much about release cycles and scalpers. And any notable hardware issues that might exist on release.

How does he do it Anon Babbleros?
This retard schizo posts near 24/7, every hour. It's honestly impressive, and I hope he gets paid for all his work.
Imagine doing that for free, how depressing and meaningless your life must be.

Cyberbug runs a 360p upscaled to 720p on the tendie overpriced tablet

theres no hype because no one can fucking buy one

Mario Kart World is going to be the Switch 2's best seller during its lifetime.

seething 24/7 for what is going to be soon a full decade

you're so close to getting it

This is probably true.

Why would anyone buy a pc game on a Nintendo console

I got a Switch to hack when news of the hardware exploit got out. A few months later Nintendo fixed the problem.

Why is this an issue? Everything is fake pixel dlss shit these days. What does the final outputted image look like is all that matters really.

I beg to differ.

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no shit it comes with the switch

That is such a low bar. The only game that has done well this year is Monster Hunter. The second best selling game this year is Assassins Creed with it's 3 million """PLAYERS"""

The competition is literally zero games soooo

you and er*c are two sides of the same coin

And how many exclusives does the ps5 have again, you know, that console at the end of its lifecycle?

literally only astro bot (and a badly remade demons souls)

Even if a Mario and Zelda were released, Mario Kart 8 was a port from Wii U and has sold 68 million copies on the Switch.
Animal Crossing sold 47 million.
Smash Bros, BotW, and Mario Odyssey sold 29 to 36 million each.

I didn't reallize the switch 2 was competing with the switch. Glad you've realize it's no competition for the ps5 though, which has 64 exclusives and counting.

Why would anyone get a switch 2 when so many already have the exact same garbage shit that hasn't changed at all in 40 years? Annual sports games change more in 1 year than mario has in 4 decades.

Don't forget The Last of Us Part II Remastered.

Animal Crossing sold 47 million.

you say that like its a good thing

name 5 worth playing

I'll get it when its easy to get and there's more exclusive stuff worth playing.
Still have the shrinkwrap on a few switch games, I have enough backlog, and I barely play it as is.

Pokemon gets worse with every release and still sets sale records.

lol
LMAO even

OP spends too much time yapping and not enough time sucking. You still need to chug on the dog semen of 140 million dogs.

Astro's Playroom
Death Stranding 2
Ghost of Yotei
Intergalactic: Heretic Prophet
Marvel's Wolverine
Saros
Astrobot (which won GOTY, something mario has NEVER done)

Arceus is the peak of pokemon

switch lite is still in the mail

I just wanna play some games

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shit that's not even out

Tech demo

Not out

Not out

Not out

Not out

Not out

Mediocre game not worth dumping $700 on

youtu.be/Nllokhlhw5w?t=6

ever wondered from where does the "the switch 2 only has shovelware" projecting comes from?
youtube.com/watch?v=LUc9p-2q9R0

demo simulator

walking simulator

woke simulator

soulslop simulator

marvelslop simulator

sars simulator

mario simulator

No thank you.

Yes and no. 1080p tv, 720p portable.

That was a nomination. which it lost. You lost. Always.

no hype at all

showcase any amount of hype

"Shill! Tendie!"

Meh. For me, it was Metroid Dread

Go to bed, Panga.

BAFTA awards > Pride.com & Buzzfeed's """awards show"""

Sad list for a 5 year old console
Even sadder most of these games will be released on PC after 6 months-1 year

I'm not excited about it since the Switch 2 itself isn't that exciting. It's just the Switch again but a little bit stronger, a bit bigger, and with slightly more expensive games. It's what everyone asked for, so I'm surprised more people aren't freaking out with how close we are to Switch 2 coming out.

The price for this thing is fucking absurd, it isn't worth anywhere near that. I'm already spending a ton on groceries, gas, bills, mortgage, fuck Nintendo for gouging.

I wouldn't pay $150 for this 360p garbage

dont look up the price of a PS5/pro or xbox then

another wii u situation

anon, the wii u didn't even sell 14 million units, the switch 2 is going to sell half of that in the launch week

Damn I knew he wants to be a white woman but thats a bit too damn far.

This always shuts them up

150 would probably be more reasonable honestly, they're making bank on each console because they're using failed tech no one wanted back in the 2010s that they pulled out of a dumpster in Taiwan. It's why they can afford to use every other market as paypigs to sell to the japs for cheap.

Lol, absolutely delusional. Preorders are below 750k. There's panic behind the scenes.

I doubt it'll be as bad as the wii u. But you're right that they need to be humbled, and the switch 2's sales will likely be bad enough to do that.

Prove it

Where is this 360p nonsense coming from? If it’s a third party game I don’t give a shit. I play third party games on PlayStation and first party games on Nintendo.

Preorders are below 750k

playroom is a pack in tech demo
DS2 and ghosts will come to PC, same with wolverine since sony doesn't own the character

druckamnn slop

bootleg mario thats only won the snoyaward, meanwhile the game its copying has won 5 GOTY awards

The price for the thing itself is fine, it's everything else which takes the cake. $80 games + $85 controller (not included) (no analog triggers) is obscene.

Saros

Words cannot describe the sheer snoy desperation required to count this as a heavy hitter contender to give competition to the likes of mario kart.

Prove it's higher

inb4 the mistranslated japanese article about 22k preorders being spun as 2.2 million

does it really matter if you can't physically tell the difference when you play it?

its mistranslated

its not

n-no u

Post proof

prove it was mistranslated

They were counting this as the game that would save the PS5

People don't have an infinite amount of money, the Switch only sold so well because it was by far the cheapest option for a "new" console and people had stimmy bucks. Even decent games like the new Doom are flopping because of the price.

Japan uses units of ten thousand. It wasn't 2.2 millions, it was 2.2 ten thousands, or 22k. You have been debunked.

Didnt you promise to suck 142 million dog dicks?

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How?

256gb steam Deck was $530 at launch ($600 for the 512gb version) with a $80 dock.

800p

90hz screen

256gb Switch 2 with an included dock is $450. $500 with Mario Kart bundle.
Is more powerful than Steam Deck. 1080p, 120hz screen.

$80 cheaper than Steam Deck at launch in 2022. $160 cheaper than a Deck w/Dock. When people parrot this shit that Switch 2 is overpriced is so retarded. Just keep quiet, bro.

lol, no they dont. You can keep trying to spin this but they specifically said millions

Prove it was.

see

He might we waiting till the switch officially ends its lifetime so can suck all 160 million dicks in one go

Remind us, when is the faggot snoytranny president gonna sow up again to tell us that the PS2 somehow sold another 5 million consoles ? If he doesn't soon the switch will be the most sold console ever ( it already is but still)

Digital foundry got pissy they didn't get an early review unit due to their constant anti-nintendo shitflinging.
So they decided the best course of action was t outright lie about the specs, which is frankly not even that big of a fuckup to them when they already reported an aliexpress PCB they got from a chink scammer as "totes switch pro specs we promise we are right this time for real".

And the steam deck sold like shit because no one wants to buy a 500 dollar tablet lol

You're the one claiming the shitch poo is above 750k preorders. Where's your proof?

nintendo officially posted it.

Let's make a deal. when they sell over 750k on the first day, you gonna killyourself

If they don't , then i kill myself

Deal?

You have been debunked
You have confirmed you have no proof. You never will.

Why get a switch lite with the 2 right around the corner? You can't even soft mod it like the launch model

A man doesn't look like that, take your meds

It feels like a WiiU all over again. Plenty of people still getting the original switch, because they have no fucking idea this is coming, nor know what real difference there is besides tendies

T-T-They are lying!!!

They didn't.
Nintendo is not a trustworthy source of information. They are the biggest source of lies. You parrot those lies because you're a brainwashed corporate cultist bigot zealot.

So this is...the power...of the Playstation 5 Pro...

But the Switch 2 is selling.

the switch lite isn't a bad idea since it's way cheaper and you can buy a lot of things secondhand

How does it feel to get copnstantly raped ? It seems to me that whenever you open your mouth a cock slides right down your throat. Maybe you should shut the fuck up, retard

Is it really panic behind the scenes when you are clearly the one panicking?

I checked their channel and the newest video is talking about how Hogwarts runs way better on the Switch 2.

making shit up won't save you, snoy

Bro go on coomer.su and look up the name it actually is a man, unless you're trolling

Switch lite is cheaper because it's worse. Regular switch is vastly better and not much costlier.

x.com/Nintendo/status/1914982671522083155
古川です。みなさまのお手元に「Nintendo Switch 2」をお届けすべく、事前に多くの部材を調達し、生産を進めてきました。4月2日には「Nintendo Switch 2」の詳細を発表し、マイニンテンドーストアで抽選販売の応募を開始しましたが、その結果、日本だけで約220万人という非常に多くの方に応募いただきました。ただ、これは私たちの事前の想定を大幅に上回っており、マイニンテンドーストアから6月5日にお届けできる「Nintendo Switch 2」本体の数量を大きく超えてしまっております。したがいまして大変残念なことに、明日4月24日の当選発表においては、相当数のお客様が当選しないことが想定されます。

220万

That means two-hundred twenty ten-thousands, which is two million

False, see

he's using google translate

lmao

feels like the wii u all over again

New Super Mario Bros. U
Nintendo Land
Assassin's Creed III
Arkham City
Mass Effect 3
Ninja Gaiden 3
Zombi U
Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Madden NFL 13
Black Ops II
Darksiders II
Epic Mickey 2
NBA 2K13
Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed

that was the Wii U's Launch titles, I think you underestimate just how trash the Wii U was

Look I'm posting easily disprovable statements please get angry at me pleeeease!

Desperate

False

Nintendo Land

great game. I wish they made a sequel to metroid blast

post your Japenese degree then.

ZombiU...so much wasted potential, started as an alien invasion game, ended a zombie game with butchered mechanics

Anon, the only consoles I own are nintendo (although I mostly play PC games). I criticize because I care.

one new mario rehash and a bunch of ports

idk, sounds like switch 2 to me

NSMBU and Nintendo Land alone already clear 5 years of ps5 releases, and that's in one day of a failed and quickly abandoned console.

Post a photo then.

retards calling me a snoy

I'm literally a switch owner

It feels like an improvement for current switch owners, but it doesn't have that appeal to draw in people, is that their strat basically? Hope the entire switch userbase switches?

The Switch 2 already won against whatever Sony and MS do next.

you now realize the kike jannies are deleting famitsu threads again

to play games. I got it for $100 and I don't plan on buying the switch 2 for awhile

Are they? The first one hit bump limit and archived. Are they deleting 2nd threads?

People call you a snoy because you act liek a retarded snoytranny. Have you tried not beign a retard ?

gamecube controller is in stock

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I am the shill of my Concord.
Seethe is my body and Faggotry is my blood.
I have created over a thousand shit posts,
Unknown to my father, nor known to work.
Have withstood Marathon to create many shill posts.
Yet these hands will never hold any games.
So, as I pray-- Unlimited Snoy Works.

prove it by posting a pic with timestamp.

Fucking retard consolewar faggot. I'm trying to have a genuine discussion.

Switch was still selling but people and devs wanted more power. That's what they did. If anything, it will be a hit in Japan. The rest of the world... ehhhhh

until GTA VI comes out where you're gonna need an Xbox or Snoystation to play it on, and that game is going to eclipse everything else, AND you best believe some idiots are gonna release a good game around that time and blame something else other than themselves

I live for hype. Buying the next console is my ticket for the hype train that will be going strong for the next 8 or so years.

Are they deleting 2nd threads?

They have been for nearly 4 hours straight now.

NintendoLand

It's interesting but it's basically a demo, the only "fleshed out" minigame was Metroid Blast and it's a very simple tps/fps

Yeah, I got one an hour ago.

Whatever Series S gets, Switch 2 will get too. That includes GTA 6.

It does have the appeal. People wanted a better version of the Switch and that's exactly what the Switch 2 is. Probably won't be long for that new Doom game is on there too.

Kiddydiddler fagsnoy

S might not get GTA 6. What is Microsoft gonna do? Tell Rockstar to fuck off? lol

Oblivion aswell

:)

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new mario soup wasn't just a rehash, in the same month they released one of the 3ds and it was mediocre

That's what makes it undesirable, it appeals only to previous switch owners, it's a straight upgrade but it doesn't compare to UMPCs making it pointless.

It's not the price of the Switch 2. Switch 2's $450 standalone or $500 with Mario Kart prices aren't great, but they aren't bad either. Also people have been buying up the standalone $80 Mario Kart World in droves too, so that's not so much of a problem (at least for "early adopters" meaning the Nintendo faithfuls). The issue is how boring the Switch 2 is for a Nintendo console. Nintendo could have called this the Switch Pro and it would still make sense for it. There's no real stand out thing for this other than "it's stronger than the first Switch and it has its own Mario Kart with it".

Oh NOW you want gimmicks

They could have at least made the thing look more distinct from the Switch 1. Even the menus are ridiculously similar. It's like moving from an iPhone 14 to an iPhone 15 or something. It's boring, there's nothing special about it, but it's going to financially succeed. Nintendo is going to nail the marketing and the "2" next to "Nintendo Switch 2" makes it abundantly clear that this is, in fact, a brand new console so it's going to be fine. That said, we're seeing now the Tim Cook effect happening at Nintendo. The fun part will be seeing how long it'll take before the diehards accept what's happening.

unironically I might pick up remastered if it does come to switch 2. I finally sat down and played GoTY edition like a month agao when all the spam threads were flooding the board and had fun. I'm not autistic enough about graphcis to hate how the remastered looks and it'll be portable

Digital foundry pretends that they youtube video of cyberpounk proves it's 12P upscaled. It appeared to them in a dream.

Shit man nice source some queers clickbait youtube, I'm rushing out and buying a switch 2 right at launch!!!

Kiddydiddler fagsnoy

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

*breaths in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Forced parity says yes.
If any game is coming out on Series X it's also coming on Series S.

Oblivion never looked good to begin with, the bloom in the original was pure eye cancer, if anything the remaster is a sidegrade

took you a while to AI generate that.
And a better source than you posted about the 22k

Weren't the early rumors of the switch 2, that a switch pro was coming? It just feels like this is basically that, and decided maybe they will get more profit if we call it the switch 2. It's most accurately a glorified switch pro

Kiddydiddler fagsnoy

WHERE

yah I've tried fiddling with graphics mods and its still pretty ugly

Mentally ill console war spic faggot

but it doesn't compare to UMPCs

its already stronger than those anon

48k views

It's not necessarily just the amount of views he got on this video, but the fact that his view count has basically remained the exact same even after the Switch 2 was fully revealed. It's about the same situation for others as well. Any "content creator" hoping the Switch 2 alone is going to be enough to keep them going without needing to either increase video output, pick up more sponsors, or maybe pivot to something else will be disappointed. Becoming the Mario Kart World channel for the month when it comes out will help. Same thing with GTA VI.

you are le snoy

you are le valve shill

Shut the fuck up, Paco. Try arguing like a man

Speaking of

digital foundry wasn't able to tell at all that it was using DLSS

from the footage, they called switch 2 too weak to effectively use DLSS and concluded that it the console was "PS4-level"

I would put money on it that when people were talking about the Switch Pro, this is it.

They're handling it like the 3ds. Original Switch, then the OLED, akin to a 3DSXL, then the Switch 2, akin to the new 3ds

woah a console that isn't even out yet doesn't have any games!

it's wild that you still can't even buy accessories for this thing on amazon let alone preorder the console

There's nothing wrong with being trans, but there is something wrong with being a tendie

And Star Fox Grand Prix was actually Kirby Air Riders 2. Because "insiders" are never wrong and everything is connected, right?

sold out everywhere

no hype

500 bucks with no games

Worked for the PS5. Five years later and it still doesn’t have games. Switch 2 has MK and DK, that’s already two more than the PS5 will ever have.

I don’t get the no games thing when Mario Kart World exists. Mario Kart is one of my favorite Nintendo franchises so having that be a launch game is more than enough for me.

From how good the implementation of DLSS is, and how they have an overbuilt CPU for seemingly no reason, I'm guessing they did that on purpose to handle the overhead of the trannyformer model which is basically DLSS 4.5

he probably just makes the thread and then doesn't post. its not like that takes effort.

see

Time is a flat circle.

This makes everything make sense. The switch lite was like the 2DS.

stronger

All that "power" wasted on a walled garden, bravo Nintendo.

Switch 2, akin to the new 3ds

It's not really. N3DS was not different enough to require a VM to play regular 3DS software, it also wasn't significantly stronger, whereas NS2 is a multiple times stronger system than Tegra X1.

Lol, lmao even

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So you are a troon, got it.

I get what you're saying, but it kind of is marketing wise.

It's literally just an overclocked switch

The goydeck requiring you to log in at all times due to their draconian always online DRM doesn't count goy.

I see we are back to goyim only knowing how to project, going by the usual.

Kiddydiddler fagsnoy

all of those things are still true btw

I'm not a snoy or a xbot, I don't need to tell everyone that i'M hyped about a console. I pre ordered it andwill enjoy it.

Reminder that the Switch 2 version of Cyberpunk is the full next build which couldn't even run on PS4.

It's been beautiful how they got to where they are flaming console wars (Xbox vs PS) but now are getting roasted by console warriors (Nintendo fans).

I do like how these kikes were pixel hunting while shaking the camera to shit on FSR4 when the 9070XT released but completely ignore the PS4 version looks like a blurry mess here.

No, Star Fox Grand Prix was absolutely wrong and made no sense in the first place. The rumored "Switch Pro" and the Switch 2 line up pretty well though.

This sounds pretty close too.

all of those things are still true

You mean the parts about the Switch going down in history as the greatest and most successful video game system of all time?

What makes a man do this?

false

and yet, it outsold virtually console in existence with the exception of the ps2 that was used as a dvd player when dvd's were a thing, shows how little Anon Babble knows about anything

Kiddydiddler fagsnoy

You mean the biggest scam? Biggest investor fraud?

Yes the switch is selling over 150 units despite never once getting a price cut

those "people" are totally mentally ill

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What makes a man do this?

Nintendo Hate Derangement Syndrome is severe. He goes through life thinking Nintendo is his arch nemesis.

with the exception of the ps2

it already outsold the ps2 thrice and we are looking towards getting a fourth time when snoy finds the receipts for their atlantis ps2 shipments

crazy how this troon hasbasically been making these threads back to back for like 3 weeks now. I wonder if he'll ack himself when the switch2 sells 5 million on the first day

this thread now has nearly as many posts

Which one is full of bots again?

But enough about the piss5

Wut, you can just install another OS.

Okay cyberpunk visually is bad but what about yakuza 0?

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?

what did you want instead, a controller you operate with your asshole ?

Would have been better than a shitty mouse gimmick

yakuza isn't demanding it'll run fine

Kiddydiddler fagsnoy

It's a game that was cross platform for PS3 and PS4. If the Switch 2 couldn't even run this, it would have been pathetic.

why are you obsessed with that poster? people on Anon Babble have posted far more retarded and incorrect predictions before. he must have really gotten under your skin with his prediction, eh? he was just one generation too early. his prediction will actually apply to the switch 2. best get used to playing your bing bing slop on a PS7 or PC.

has it even outsold nintendo's own handheld, the nds?

Switch 2 won’t be as successful as the original Switch because there isn’t a pandemic to keep the normalfags inside playing video games. Stacy isn’t going to play a new Animal Crossing, she’s sucking cock.

says the manchild on a kid's platform

The sony fanboys on the site have been in a full on meltdown for a while, what with things like several snoys being outed as glowies trying to provoke anti-japanese racial hatred, them posting cheese pizza to try get the archives removed or silence threads they don't like, some of their longest time shills being outed as frauds that haven't even played the games they base their entire personality around (Acfag for example was caught revealing hes never played armored core 6), Sony being TERRIFIED of the switch 2, and the general pathetic state of sony has been in for the past decade and a half

What's with these threads? Can't you subhumans keep it in your generals instead of flooding the board?

Third worlders who can't even afford any of the shit being discussed

it's just funny m8

camera capture of a game in handheld mode

footage for ants

You can't even see anything going on here, but from the footage I saw on Nintendo Life youtube it looked smeared as fuck and decidedly low res.

>no hype at all

Of course not, enjoy your 90 dollars games, Nintendies.

Oh, nice thanks anon

the switch 1 was breaking sales records even before the kike coof anon

I dont really care about cyberpunk already played it on pc anyways

What version of DLSS does the Switch 2 use? All the footage of cyberpunk I've seen point to the old one, horrible asphalt and background detail, awful blur and ghosting and really low res cloud/sky/smog textures. DLSS 4 improved on a lot of these but damn this shit looks rough...

Yes and no, one thing is constant full meltdown mode, but another is the bungie plagiarism shit and israel's fuckup in front of orange man sending the glowies into utter overdrive panic.

reminder that fortnite is the biggest game on playstation

dont forget the Anon Babble jannies literally getting outed as crunchyroll employees trying to kill jp media to shill their gookslop

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no example of what he's talking about

not just googling it

nebulous remarks about "the old one", doesn't know what he's talking about

helo saar

Covid did have a positive impact on consoles sales across the board with Switch (as well as Animal Crossing, Ring Fit Adventure, and obviously Mario Kart) being huge beneficiaries, yes. However, even after things cooled back down the Switch's numbers never came to a grinding halt or even became a problem. Even now it's still selling well relative to how long its been out and it has never experienced a price drop.

I don't think Switch 2 is going to be as successful as the Switch 1 and I think it'll be a bit more than what the Wii got in total, but the Switch 1 was a success before and after covid. Covid just gave the whole industry a temporary boost.

Switch 2 won’t be as successful as the original Switch because there isn’t a pandemic to keep the normalfags inside playing video games.

Yeah because Switch was totally flopping before Covid.

This is going to be another Wii U situation

no. it's not that but we do live in strange times when the biggest game ever gta6 can't hit bump limit, similarly how the successor of the 2nd most successful console of all time isn't getting hyped on Anon Babbleintendo board. I blame zoomers, they lack internet culture.

Anon Babbleintendo

this place is objectively sonygaf

thinking Anon Babble hype means anything in anno domini twenty twenty FUCKING five

bunch of random news article clips

no one said it was flopping but it undoubtedly got a huge bump from kung flu, see:

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Don't forget this.

spams shit for years on end and ban evades

abuses report system like a redditor

jannies are snoy fans!!!

kys

When the world turned to shit, everyone would rather play Nintendo than anything else. Really makes you think....

It sold alot so all it's problems are ignored.

Once again, the Tendies use the only argument they know when all else fails: "SALESSALESSALESSALESSALESSALESSALES".
I wonder how they are not ashamed of the hypocrisy of mocking greedy companies like Activision, Ubisoft or EA, companies that don't care about quality, only quantity, companies that say "number go up good". They brag about it so proudly that they say: "My company makes slop that sells! Take that!". It's so bizarre...

i agree it can be obnoxious but something selling well doesn't automatically make it "slop". Most people who aren't mindbroken schizo's would agree that things that sell a lot tend to be good rather than bad.

they're obviously not issues if people still liked the thing

SALESSALESSALESSALESSALESSALESSALES

And you will ignore all the games. Just seething cope.

people make switch 2 threads

SHIL, FUCKING SHILLS ALL OF YOU, THE ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD

ITS ALL ASTROTURFED

no one makes switch 2 thread

erm, where is the hype?

its gonna be another wii u situation!

in terms of sales prediction fuck no but things have changed compared to last generations of consoles. it seems like ppl don't give a fuck or don't care as much anymore but these corporations still manage to pull huge numbers.

just get a steam deck

why are you vegans so desperate to shill your failure that only sold 4 million units?

Pcbros are delusional.

I accept your concession that it is sonygaf

Switch was 3 years on the market at that point. Why didn't anyone else get hugh bumps during covid? PS4 had both FF7R and TLOU2 launch during covid. What gives?

Yes snoys spam shit for years and ban evade
They also abuse the report system
And there were jannies that were blatantly snoys as there are dozens of examples of people randomly being hit with bans for "ban evasion" or "console warring" when they make fun of the consolewarring sony fanboys

I don't get this image.

SALESSALESSALESSALESSALESSALESSALES

who are you quoting?

nvm I should speedreading shit

read op, retard

The leak did show that the jannies and mods have a massive Sony bias.

I'm always on here and the only one I see spamming constantly is that mentally ill tendie, which is probably you

He was right tho
It is a fucking man. Kek

Kiddydiddler fagsnoy

deckies in charge of thread reading