Ultron Rises
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Marvel Rivals
We're so back bros.
That team up with Peni and Rocket
I've played enough Peni to know that shit is going to be cancer for everyone involved that cant fly
You just know shes going to get "adjusted" because of it
Black Widow has the Machina now with Punisher
It's over
Fucking finally, now I'll come back to your Marvel slop game.
I hope they don't nerf emma too much
buffing Luna
literally everything but nerfing the 12 hour stall ult
playing marvel shit
i bet you underages also play disney and sing their songs
are they adding fucking autochess shit?
flying Strategist
I don't really play flying guys but I have to for Ultron.
lol i thought that was mr. crysis at first lol
unibeam
it pierces
it heals
Bros.....
Widow gets a teamup with Punisher
Isn't she married to Bucky? Why is she not getting a teamup with him?
flying strategist
Fucking lame, should have been a tanky bruiser.
Maybe Ultron was right....
Fag.
Punisher-BW team-up is called "Microchip"
Ah, the good ol' days.
No need to sign your own posts here.
bucky just got a teamup with cap and they want for the most part have 1 teamup at a time per hero (with some excerptions like storm getting both fire storm and the jeffnado now)
they probably wanted to get rid of the rocket punisher teamup, so they just gave her one with black widow to replace it. also punisher and widow are from the same universe in this game
Nope, only through Iron Man's team up.
Ultron Trailer Dropped
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In-lore Black Widow's the one who recruits actually recruits Frank to help out the rest of the heroes.
Also the two of them have a history in the comics and other adaptions.
Trailer later
Based.
Looks cool.
Fuck his voice sucks
gameplay out
flying healer
Owari da....
that shitty lackluster kit
He looks so goddamn boring to play, what even is the point of picking him over Ironman at this point? I was even considering playing MR again once Ultron got added but not anymore.
These teammups looks like complete cancer, but at least they're nerfing iron fist. What a fucking gay character to play against. Just autoaim left click to win. Fucking retarded. They kept his initial survivability low for a reason but I guess it took players a few months to figure out his skill cap.
What they really need to do is give PC players options to disable cross platform matchmaking. I don't want console shitters in QP anymore. Literally all the Spiderman/Moonknight/DPS Only mongoloids are console players shitting up the lobbies
damn, that's nuts...
TWINK ULTRON LOL
I hope this Sharknado shit is actually decent to play.
The meme will stop being funny two week tops.
Doesn't matter what team up they give to her the character is just weak on a fundamental level.
She needs a rework.
They increased the cost of her ult, she is getting buffed in exchange for that, did you not listen?
Though I would rather have them nerf the duration of it too.
It seems to be a temporary event, so far.
Maybe a trial run for the future though.
Soon....
Hey that's my girlfriend!
cropped
Post the full pic.
another "support" that can't heal
meaning you can't really play him in a 2-2-2
inb4
erm, they are strategist
I thought this was the classic abby pic from the thumbnail lol
Doesn't matter what team up they give to her the character is just weak on a fundamental level.
I don't think you understand the problem with Sniper characters. She's fine as is. High skill requirements so it's not cancer. Now however, it's donezo
Doreen sex
Strategist btw
Strategist
look inside
DPS
BRAAAAAAAAPPPP!!
Me trying to see what the fuck his abilities do
Nice.
Yeah, L imo.
He should sound less robotic and more of prideful self absorbed condescending smug asshole.
I don't care too much ultimately if he is fun to play, but that remains to be seen.
I don't think high skill requirement is a problem at all, she is just badly designed.
Please go ahead and explain having batons that literally nobody uses is good character design.
no can do
brainlet gay support ult meta to babysit healsissies
Disappear!
ok we get to not play for 8 seconds
I'm ready to put on a show
ok we get to not play for 12 seconds
Us Against the world!
ok we get to not play for ~14 seconds
We are undefeatable!
ok we get to not play for 8 seconds
Bwahahah! This is real firepower!
wtf netease rocket SUCKS his ult DOES DAMAGE?
>sorry
>here fixed
ok now we get to not play for 12 seconds
his abilities were leaked AGES ago
Based.
The only reason why you think it's badly designed is because you can't get headshots. If you were, you could two shot anything that isn't a tank easily. If everyone could do it, then you'd have non stop crying about Snipers in this game. Believe me, Widow as is, is perfectly fine if they want a version of Widow to be a sniper.
The Batons are to take out divers combined with the other skills.
The better cure would be to just not have snipers at all.
samefag
kek
I really hate them removing team ups altogether
After this season, we are getting a new hero every month?
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not james spader
HYPPPPPPPPPE WOW YOU CAN BE HULK AND SAY HULK SMASH EPIC
yup
Yup
Based. MODOK soon....
not a giant sustain heal circle
Yep hes shit
James Spader
You mean Tom Kane?
I'd like Arnim Zola, he'd be a fun healer/buff guy
The Batons are to take out divers combined with the other skills.
No they fucking aren't. They are only marginally better than the butt of the gun and you are probably dead due to the extra time it takes to switch them. If you need melee just use the butt of the gun.
I strongly doubt you are actually playing BW in any high rank if you are saying this so I believe you are just talking out of your ass here.
The better cure would be to just not have snipers at all.
Hawkeye is perfectly fine in the game. They just fucked her design, that's all.
Anon, I...
Come on Netease.
zoomer game
zoomer thread
Ok anons, who'll be the next sexy blonde woman they add to the roster?
They already have a not!Batman.
I strongly doubt you are actually playing BW in any high rank if you are saying this so I believe you are just talking out of your ass here.
I don't but I do watch a high ranking Black Widow player. You don't want a hundred of those in every ranked match. It'd basically boil down the match to who's got the better sniper than anything about team comp.
Another healer? Neat.
pov: you are about the hear the most insightful and fact based argument on why Taiwan is not a country
Inject her into my fucking veins.
I wish
Probably not, he was outright hated before the movie.
It would probably take a long while (9 months to a year) to make him.
Kek.
Ngl, i'm surprised that they didn't add him day one, respect the restraint they had, wonder how he would play like, tracer/genji clone perhaps?
they are adding a new readhead babe, possibly. If the leaks are to be believed
Starlord kind of is their Tracer clone, and Psylocke kind of is their Genji clone
What the FUCK was his problem?
My wife is safe.....
Widow was with plenty of people. She’s not like mj or Sue where there’s really no argument about who she should be with. Bucky. Steve. Clint was a huge one too.
I am still gonna CLOBBER him!!
Idk, what else would you do with a guy who has guns and katanas? I know he had a short range teleporter
What did she mean by this
we need healing!
if the enemy team is dead there is no need for healing
tot
Warbird
looks fun.
i wonder if all my hours spend as iron man and invisibile woman are gonna pay off when switching to him.
His dad was a self-loathing asshole.
inb4 they lean into his meta stuff
Based Guang
Subarashi...
you
literally
I'll never get why they gave Dagger a blue-and-white color scheme when generally speaking she was more "Yellow".
the game is super fun but i had how they keep nerving or removing team ups and adding kinda cheap looking "new ones"
the jeff storm sharknado sounds like an aewsome idea but is actually really useless. jeff should have gotten a heal bonus and storm a damage bonus. the effect of the ult does not justify having to use 2 for it.
the penni and rocket also is kinda lame and annoying. i was hopping for rocket climbing onto pennis mech and getting a slow shooting high damage rocket launcher weapon.
Iron Man's gamma gone
Guess I'd better instalock Namor
His weapon looks insane but his healing looks to be about 50hp/s which is absolutely dogshit. Only going to be viable in triple support comps.
Female Ultron skin when?
Hank Pym based him on his own brain patterns and he doesn't have the healthiest mental state.
Considering the video said they're fine with triple support, this is absolutely the intention.
Oedipus comple, father is a schizo and mother went to Diddy parties.
Leave Ultron to me.
How would that work in a shooter?
Was the Frost teamup with Psylocke and Magneto really dominating like Hulk and Iron Man/Namor? I've not noticed much difference for Magneto, I was just missing his Wanda teamup. Namor on the other hand just wastes half the enemy team when I'm using his gamma squid properly.
How do you even adapt a character so shamelessly overpowered like The Sentry into Rivals? Even Scarlet Witch has notable weaknesses.
Right after female Loki skin.
Nigga this game has the punidher gunning down fucking Magneto
Ultron's signature is just printed in hexadecimal
Always like seeing what they do with this little detail, though it's hard to top Moon Knight having multiple signatures with different handwriting for his personalities.
Dead game
Constant AoE healing is bad
Where do you guys find these shitty opinions?
Definitely need.
President Loki is great but bitchy rascal egomaniac gf with BPD
Come on dude, Adam Warlock is a squishy immobile healer in the game, his comics counterpart would thrash the entire roster bar Thor, Hulk, Strange or Wanda. It's a video game.
Support kits are so boring
the psy teamup was dominating the normal game and the magneto teamup was ever present in pro play.
I don't think the mag part was exceptionally strong, only that mag is the second best tank with emma so they pair up often.
CHAD Fury status?
Doctor Strange and Thor are absolutely OP at their peak too.
It will be fine, just say that he is feeling insecure and can't tap into his powers fully in the lore.(For all 7 people that read it)
nogged if does get in
him and cpt marvel could be our first flying tanks, making a team of 6 flyers possible
It's a hero shooter, you've got the Punisher with a shotgun on equal against Thor and Hulk here.
I would kneel if the Chinese are based enough to add white Fury, after Marvel nuked his character just for movie synergy or whatever.
Rocket was dogshit when he had 60 HP/s. He got buffed to 80 HP/s and he was amazing. Then he got changed to 50 HP/s but 55 instant heal (that refreshes every time it touches a wall) which made him one of the best characters in the game.
50 HP/s (if that's the accurate number) in a tiny aoe is not going to be enough. But with how his healing works, I don't know if they can afford to buff it.
I think he has to be shit by design which makes me sad.
We NEED THE SENTRY!!
I came in your mom
then split
Based Fury senior. Fucked a blackKWEEN and then dipped.
To say nothing of Hulk, who is actually kind of frail in the game, for a vanguard. It's gameplay for a hero shooter, of course liberties are taken.
they kept Fury white in Nu-Ultimates
It's incredibly funny how no one in Marvel Comics outside of the cult that is 616 Editorial actually gives a shit about "Brand Synergy".
Will he black or white?
Magneto and Strange buff
Welp look like we're going back to season 1 meta
Void "debuff"
Fury Sr. actually has pretty good stories and was always keeping eyes on everything. He was everywhere. Fury JR. is irrelevant in comics.
Nigga comic book Hulk would delete half the roster with a single punch
What even are his powers? the void shit seemed so gay based off the movie intepretation
More barrier tanks to clobber please.
Whatever the fuck he wants to do.
jeffnado
That's funny. Wonder if it works with the Johnny team-up too.
dual spider nests or beacon nest
Depending on how this is implemented it sounds like a pain to deal with.
Is it a shared cooldown?
Does placing the second nest destroy rocket's beacon and vice versa?
Also, sex with Peni
What even are his powers?
Basically Superman with a touch of reality manipulation.
>What even are his powers?
the lot
Depending on how this is implemented it sounds like a pain to deal with.
The only way it isn't broken is that it is on a long cooldown like cocoon rebirth.
melee duelists seeing Rocket's web beacon
Is this game fun?
Me above.
yes
filename
Kek.
lol, i am gonna do this now that the game allows for 5 sprays at once
hopefully this means we get thanos before the end of the year
Vanguard?
A reality warping schizo who believes himself to be superman
I already redecorated the goats in the Asgard map today with my Venom sprays.
Isn't Sentry a drug addict?
Not really, I just hate Dive or 3 support and they dont seem to want to kill either for good also the matchmaking is legit the worst out of nu multiplayer games
I feel like Ironman is so oppressive right now even without the gamma powerup. No one that can meet him up in the skies can beat the damage output of his beam attack even if they get a head start on shooting first.
It's pretty much sniper, himself, or a spiderman. Or bust.
the entire Pym family is one big fuck up and I love them
Isn't Sentry a drug addict?
Robert Reynolds is, yes. He drank the serum that made him The Sentry because he thought it was meth.
probably. melee and w/ air strike ult or something
ENTER
CHADTRON
healsissy
chad
his primary thing seems to be damage, healing is incidental
even his ult is damage
Go back to Anon Babble.
the Ultron we play is the repaired discarded body reprogrammed to help the heroes by Stark
concerned they'll make him a good guy
read his datamined voice lines
he's a complete asshole to everyone
phew
Looks boring.
Based.
That's precisely why, he's bringing a much needed chad aura to a wimpy class
I really want him in the game now. He'd probably be fun as fuck with all the floating discs and lasers
His laser has more range than I would have expected.
So he'll be like Adam, IE very oppressive in the right hands.
Jeff + Luna teamup gone
Fuck you Netease.
It's fucking retarded. All you need to do is literally take a step back and walk away from her diamond form like it means nothing. But divenigs seethe constantly they can't just hit a button to win anymore if she's being played, so out come the nerfs.
I'm so fucking afraid for Rogue
You WILL be a healbot, and you will cope
I think that's too much ass
i think it's just right, seamus
I thought this was Silver Centurion from the thumbnail.
Hate that suit.
Remy, d-don't look...
Anon he was already good at 60 HP/s, despite streamers shitting themselves any time they saw one on their team.
Divers?
Divers can DIVE the fuck out, lmaoao
Bob base form
can't do shit
turn into Sentry
godlike duelist, but when your super gauge is filled, you turn into Void which also damage your teammates while attacking the opponents
okay this is interesting
hammer throw damage gutted but it no longer costs thorforce, now it actually generates thorforce, and it doesn't share a cooldown with other abilities
How would Rivals do him
This little faggot doesnt get to play assassin anymore.
Captainbros...
still has infinite running
At least they nerfed his other stuff, hopefully this kills the meta of people picking cap just to run and jump around purely to drag things out as annoyingly as possible.
why? he's already below average
and they are buffing mag? wtf are they thinking with these changes
So that's a total redo really
Also, Jeff rework
His primary does damage and can pierce allies now, but his right click now has charges, and now knock up enemies on hit
Groot is on permaban
this happens to my other main
GOD
DAMNIT
Kek now you thorfags can't just delete me when I pick Emma.
I'm guessing they didn't want thor to have no abilities when his thorforce is down, I guess
they just randomly added an autochess mode
lol ok I guess
the hammer throw is strictly a buff. the anon is probably crying about his overheal getting reduced which is a valid complaint because thor was already low on the totem pole.
oh yeah. I didn't even notice that.
That seems odd. Thor was particularly oppressive, and I don't think the hammer buff would've made that much of a difference
Thor wasn't particularly oppressive*
Magneto likes em young.
just started to play thor and was gonna go full on him next ranked season
reworked and nerfed
grim
strategist
I did not see that coming.
You will too once you get old enough. Every guy does.
Trvke.
only 3 bubbles now
X-Men 97 was mostly kino but this plotline was so unnecessary
they're more powerful
Dude that's a minor
Datamined skins from the current patch, no further details yet
Storm - Comic inspired
Groot - Rivals Original - has SFX
Magneto - Rivals Original
Scarlett - 2x Rivals Original
Jeff - Rivals Original
Wolverine - Comic Inspired
Iron Fist - Rivals Original
Wolverine - Comic Inspired
Please be Weapon X
Is her place comfy?
diving has a meter now
Hes a fucking shark
LANDshark ackshually
Jeff got giga nerfed
Luna gets away with another slap on the wrist plus a buff
Literally doing everything but nerfing that fucking 12 second ultimate
Storm
I hope a take on her OG costume that she reclaimed in X-Men 97. Might be a yellow uniform to go with Magik, Psylocke and Namor though.
4 chairs but only one plate set out
I can fix her.
EOMM killed this game
What is this shit bro? Marvel and their cuck fetish I swear
Shes under protection, shes the literal waifu of her creator
Peter Parker sleeps there after fucking Doreen's brains out btw
They can't nerf the ultimate because of the code,its duration is directly tied to her animations.
She won
they absolutely can but they'd have to edit the animation which is probably why they are avoiding it
Any change to my boi?
untouched, unless I missed something
Literally doing everything but nerfing that fucking 12 second ultimate
But her ult is getting nerfed by increasing the cost of it and thus how often it appears.
Alternatively play Ironman, Magik, Moon, or Witch and nuke her ult. Or use Jeff to just eat her team during the ult. And there are other DPS ults that can still kill her through the ult like Johnny or Namor.
No, she's my gf
nerfing Thor for an ability nobody uses
fuck me, at least make it bounce between enemies like Caps shield like if you spin the hammer then throw it does that
there was a bug with thor where you could melee>anim cancel /w hammer throw>instantly awaken form, without the 2sec global cooldown being triggered
it allowed him to basically one shot, but you couldn't always pull it off as it's very tight <0.2s timer
they fix this by removing hammer throw from global cooldown
seems like these devs just don't know how to fix bugs, ie panther no-reg dash
Just kill her
Wtf why didnt I think of this...
Voice sucks, they should have went for something closer to his portrayal in AEMH, but the fucking movie ruined his future portrayals forever, they could have at least gotten Darin de Paul, his Hayden voice was pretty good
It's not really a nerf, it's a rework. We don't know yet how he will actually play out.
people use ults to counter plays
but for some reason no one uses their ults to delete healer ults
It's a real head scratcher
They kept the same voice actor for his post-EMH appearances in cartoons and games
As a Luna and squirrel girl player I'm loving this patch.
Deathbird never
Except no they didn’t, Tom Kane only voiced Ultron in AEMH, Next Avengers, and some game no one ever heard of and now he’s retired
now Winter Soldier AND Punisher have lost their Rocket teamup
Farewell my beloved
They saw dps Jeff players and really got mad they werent healbotting I guess, im so sick of Luna and Loki its such cancer
Peni or Rocket is going to be banned in every ranked game now
that team up looks like absolute cancer and I say that as someone who play Peni often
When are they adding my wife?
probably rocket
Peni is the same without the teamup and she wasn't really a problem before, so people are just gonna ban rocket
another flyer for my team to ignore
yay....
pick healer
do everything but healing the whole match
Just go dps at that point baka.
Rocket goes from the character no one wants on their team to perma ban status
What a time to be alive
Good thing I only play comp up to Gold to get the free skin, I only play Rocket in comp
already 500k views
Anon Babbleros I thought you said this game was dead...
The Thing is getting nerfed
WTF
There is literally nothing busted about this dudes kit. I can't think of a more honest tank character in the game. Nerfs would kill him.
It has the potential to be real bad but if messy teamwork means Rocket's beacon gets destroyed because Peni puts down another spider nest then that may be the silver lining in a bad situation.
Rocket will get priority of course but will bad Peni players respect that?
autochess is still popular in china
everyone starts playing Emma
everyone else starts going thor/thing to counter
now all got nerfs to try and balance things
Dps Jeff is fun with the Luna teamup and he has great self sustain which dps dont have, the point is that he was better as a dps than second support
Ultron plays more like how I expect a healer Adam Warlock to play than healer Adam Warlock does
They did the Hulk Thing again.
apparently they're just increasing the cooldown time on the FF team up which I can live with even if I feel it was unnecessary
Are you retarded anon?
Rocket was the most played hero last season because he could basically outheal two healers what are you fucking smoking?
Jeff's solo survivability was actual cancer though
Nah he's right before Rocket got buffed hard there was a growing anti-Rocket sentiment mostly because of his ult. I had multiple ranked games where Rocket got banned just so the Rocket main couldn't pick him.
If I hear AGAIN one more time...
tanks were so bad there was only like 3 viable tanks
instead of buffing the others they gut the good tanks
repeat every season
AAAAGAIN
you can read the patch notes
he's not getting nerfed
Go eat a potato.
How we feel about the rest of the leaks?
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Armed and dangerous...
again...
again.....
yea I got baited by a retard twitter account thats my bad, it's just the Sue team up getting nerfed
Amaranth
No idea who that is
Forge
Absolutely based pick
Hive
Bit of a deep cut but I like his concept and it'd be cool if he could mind control enemies
Armor
Another incredibly based pick
I know they are adding literally whos, but Amaranth is another level of literally who
literally came out a month before the game came out
>Amaranth
No idea who that is
Scarlet's Witch apprentice. First introduced in November 2024. So she's a few months that's her
literally who?
How different of a character can she conceptually be in terms of gameplay if they have that little to work with? Why not go for Enchantress or Morgan le Fey?
Some of these have to be to bait out leakers what the fuck could Amaranth add that another character can’t do instead?
Armor and Forge should've been in base roster, the others I do not care about
like Amaranth is definitely a shill pick but Marvel could force worse
I never looked into this game beyond the porn, it looks boring as fuck
bait leaks
literally never heard of any of them kek
they need at least 1 relatively big name each season, considering the thinning of the playerbase
That's perfectly fine. They should do at least one "absolutely brand new" and at least one "literal z lister" just to prove they can and will, Amaranth and Locus do those respectively
He looks kind of boring. Gameplay-wise I mean.
They have about a dozen more A-Listers to add before we get to these
Hope wasp is added so Ultron can scream about mommy milkies.
no idea
she's probably a Marvel mandated character
Marvel wants to force her into relevancy as SG and Jeff did after Rivals
That isn't how rosters work.
Based
am I supposed to give a shit?
There are so many X-men, i just wonder what the seasonal themes will be. Surprisingly no Avengers or Guardians leaked yet, you'd think they would at least want to finish out those teams
Strategists are angry he's not a healbot
DPSes are angry he won't heal much
What do? People only play Adam and Mantis in triple support comps sadly.
?
the healers that are terrible at healing and require good aim that most people don't have is only picked in 3 support stacks
Hmmm I wonder why.
Why is Magik like this?
Why would anyone care if you know the characters or not?
Ultron looks great and his ult isn't a bullshit immortality field
so he'll see no play until they buff him through the roof or just ignore him because they won't nerf or change the immortality ults to make other ult styles better
like he needs to delete people with that ult and keep his team up at the same time to make him worth taking
Raised by demons and a pedophile wizard.
nah everyone new gets played
it's almost like that was not the main point of the comment, you inbred mongrel
where adam buff
Star Lord but he heal
Adam buffs are other people getting nerfed
His primary already pierced allies. This is a massive fucking nerf to his healing output it's insane. Sure the bubbles heal more per use, but it's also now healing over time rather than instant. Can't count how many times I saved a tank just by spamming a few bubbles on their ass at once while they were critical
At this rate you’re gonna get healbot Adam and LIKE IT
He's a flyer that looks like he does okay damage and doesn't need to point his primary at his team all game.
He will absolutely be played. All divers not named spiderman are cucked against him
wasting resources on a janky ass auto-chess clone
what the fuck are netease thinking
I dont understand this ship, I dont think they even interact in game
He looks like a cool healer that can do damage, he'll be played.
wasting resources
You have no idea what their development team setup is or isn't.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO SPIDERSISSIES??
retarded crackships are part and parcel of yuricucks
Spider-Man loses the Venom team-up
I won't forget you, buddy
That would unironically be a good thing.
Adam's buff is the incoming flyer meta
Friendship ended with SPIDER
Now JEFF is my best friend
nah we don't need more rocket treatments
Maybe this will be the wake up call for you faggots to kill the goddamned spider nest
Ultron looks so cool!
FUCK Stark and Pym and FUCK the fucking Avengers! Fuck em all! I bury those cockroaches
nest(s)
I think Adam would benefit from flying since his heals are more limited.
wasting
if it's fun then it's not wasted
unique events are what keeps the live service games alive
AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN
Play dps if you want to pump out damage so much.
unique events
splatoon
lucio ball
big head mode
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAIN
damn this changes everything (uninstalled months ago) capeshidders we win again!
yes, they are rather unique for a shooting game
He should get a team up with Torch
Still waiting on Hit-Monkey.
I dont think they even interact in game
That's like 99% of ships in this game
Depends on if they go for the MCU 'just kind of a tough alien' or the comic 'has a bunch of vague cosmic powers'.
And if he has the gauntlet or not.
They’re definitely gonna keep Thanos for much later
Gathers the stones via number of KOs
Only gets his Ult once he has
Immediately wishes to win the match
Redditors in absolute shambles that they gutted DPS Jeff
I just need Ghost Rider and Juggernaut now, though to be honest The Thing has very much filled all the checks I was pining for Juggernaut for
Leave it to zoomers to play chink skinner box hero shit.
Could you type like a normal person?
Feels like they'd do a faster version of Wanda's Ult.
A stationary one maybe that deletes everyone around him
I hope they just get the Sagat guy to voice him again.
yeah people act like the gauntlet can only erase people but in the comic story that was literally just an idle demonstration of his new divine power once he had it
They should be
DPS Jeff was the saving grace of the garbage support design
yeah, but it's iconic, so they'd go with dusting people
Especially since a hero shooter can't really go full on and have Thanos be able to literally everything.
It’s Jim Meskimen, he kinda sucks
I meant Thanos, my bad.
Ahem
Sex with Peni
Deadpool Ult: Pass Me The Controller Bro
He takes control and moves and fights on his own while critiquing how you should've been able to do this and how most people think vs AI is a joke
You get a bonus of some sort if you don't use it
And Man-Thing.
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Penibros, we are so back
We Penibros welcome our new Rocket pals
I like the nippon skin but I want more Peni skins desu.
we definitely do need more
sexo
I haven't been able to sucessfuly play Iron Fist since season 0, wtf did you comp/dive trannies do to get him nerfed in the upcoming patch?
peni should have had two nests from the start. I know a lot of people get paste eaters for teammates, but too many times I've seen it blow up instantly or been forced to blow it up for the shorter cooldown
Nothing. Low ranked players couldn't handle not shooting him when he had his parry up and complained about him being broken.
Reworking Jeff because he was absolutely ass as a support and only played as a flanker that can't die
Deserved.
clone rumble was fun......clone rumble with big head mode in a deathmatch setting, not so much
I've seen it blow up instantly
Because you just plopped out in the open retard
what's retarded is Luna having any contact with Lin as they never interact despite being on the same team in-canon, homo
They buffed Strange
Braindead fucking chinks. It boggles my mind honestly
they should have kept the american team to read the patch notes
goddamn that video is hard to watch
Die off pedophile
actual autism, you don't need to "look into" pre-existing characters with decades of porn outside of the game to jackoff, so you're clearly just saying this for (yous)
Thor getting nerfed for the hammer throw no one uses which is having its damage nerfed anyway
What was even the point
starting in S3 a new chara each month
still going to take years for some of these
most are literally whos
it's so lame
Live on, King
My money is they're gonna do it like fortnite. Where a year we deal with doom, then somebody takes his place while doom becomes playable. Thanos being next after doom
Based.
Troons crying about dive so now we have to go back to double barrier Mag/Strange plus Hawkeye, Hela, Punisher etc poke bullshit and probably 3 support with Ultron
No mention of fixing matchmaking, this game might be fucked
give him something to do when he finds himself out of thorforce. also the fact that it doesn't share a cooldown with the other abilities is nice
Oh gosh, Namor is so lucky...
Rocket and peni are going to get sticky
KNOTTED
Are you waifufags aware that you can literally date real women, right?
waaaah it has to be the ones from da moooviesss!
Why would I want to waste a real woman’s time and my own time when I’m too much of an emotional broken and ugly mess to be loveable?
Real women don't look like superheroine/villain bombshells.
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Holy fuck that's annoying
I dont know who to buy with the costume coin
hulk is cool but banned every game
already have magik knight
don't play psy
dont play spiderman
venom spidr is cool but venom peni is ugly and I already have the cute and sexy yatsukahagi peni
luna looks alright
mr knight is awesome
older magneto color scheme is based
no thing trenchcoat
no reed tux
Soon....
literally the fate of all hero shooters. the playbook says next they'll try to reduce divers by giving every hero that comes out easy-aim hard CC on a short cooldown regardless of role. this will lead to people getting bursted down, crying, and subsequent buffs to survivability and shield tanks. it's like a balance ouroboros that is forever eating itself to one-up the last thing they broke. the real secret is to ignore fan feedback and use analytics to determine how the games are actually playing out but nobody ever does that.
they could have at least gotten Darin de Paul, his Hayden voice was pretty good
now you've made me long for something that will never be
jeff team ups
oh they're killing the gam-
he actually no longer can dps
sigh of relief
I don't get it
Black Cat?
still playing this slop past Season 0
How the hell do you people stomach it?
unironically more hyped for it than the update
GAME IS DOOOOOOOMED
Every ten minutes
they balance according to reddit which is filled healbot supports and sniper mains that just wanna poke each other for 20 mins every game, if the game is gonna die, which is looking more likely now, its because they are listening to those retards.
add a perk/upgrade mode
it's some shitty RtS shit where they fight in a flat square room
it's like they're trying to lose to OW, what is with the shitty timed events?
Rivals will never lose to OW as long as OW has this
files.catbox.moe
Rivals could shut down tomorrow and it'd still be the winner.
I physically died.
I couldn't finish it, the cringe was too powerful.
Reference to the end of Burn After Reading where George Clooney has a paranoid fit and thinks everyone around him is a spy, and flees in a wild eyed panic
knew it was Venture
chuds really can't handle ugly women, lmao
god I wish they hadnt fired their western team. just looking at this "man" is unnerving, let alone listening to him phonetically read words off a teleprompter
anon Western Team or not, Guanguang and Zhiyong are always the ones in the dev visions.
man I dont know what stats they are looking at for this update that indicate diet snipers like Hawkeye/Hela needed a buff or that Strange/Mag are bad
Jeff of all support gets nerfed over Luna, Loki, and Sue who are in every single game.
only Groot, Emma, Cap, Chink Fist, and Torch needed a nerf everything else was unnecessary
its not even an option for them to use a human in these now though
Strange
not bad
Jeff
not needing to be gutted so faggots can stop playing as DPS
ventroon
women
the western branch only helped with the original levels
Hear me out
Aqua Burst knock-up
Laser them with left click while in air
Aqua Burst again before they hit the ground
Keep Lasering them while juggling in the air
Rinse and repeat till dead
IT'S THEYMEN CHUD
The Chinese devs have ALWAYS been the ones in those videos. You don't even know who this "Western team" you're supposedly missing is.
Venture is a "non-binary" voiced by a woman VA, that makes her an ugly bio female, not a male to female, moron.
And this is why Overwatch is dead.
I don't care about your mental illness gymnastics tranny, kys ASAP.
Green Gob-CHAD when?
probably eventually
They are slowly needing to rework all specialists that weren't specifically healbots into ones that are. Did Rocket REALLY need some Healing per second on his ult? Warlock is next, and if Ultron doesn't do insane healing he will get reworked before the end of the year
HELA HELA ALWAYS HELA
ISP has catbox blocked. What is it?
So....Infinity Ultron or All-Father Ultron?
X-tron Ultron
this poojeet's art sucks
he should stick to AI sloppa
Storm - Comic inspired
please for the love of god let it be her arakko costume holy shit
Permanent teamups should boost the player counts.
another support that DPSbabies are going to instalock and pretend they're actually supporting the team with 0 heals while playing him as a flanker
still no Thing skin
three of his skins are literally just trunks man cmon
Do you think emma and the cuckoos ever.. yknow, tony?
Ejaculating in Doreen over and over until my cock smells like acorns.
Hive looks cool as hell but I don't know anything about him
nazi
which healerbot do you like?
that's rude anon, you can't just call him a nazi out of nowhere
SQ buffs
I mean I understand we're entering a FLYER era but wew
She'll dominate non flyer comps just with the extra 2 shot and if the QoL changes on her abilities do what I think they will its gonna be even more fun to play.
Only reason flyers are even good against her is that stupid wiggle they all do
I do nazi what you mean.
Strange is not bad at all and most people suck at DPS Jeff and end up feeding so its whatever
In the comics he's a monster created by HYDRA, that's a hivemind of parasites. However he's best known by the public for his appearance in the Agents of SHIELD TV show, where he's an ancient being around whom the original HYDRA formed as a cult, hence his face being their symbol. He was imprisoned on a barren planet long in the distant past and one of HYDRA's modern goals is to find a way to free him. In the show he had mind control of Inhumans, and planned to transform everyone into Inhumans so he could control a worldwide hivemind.
I'm guessing that the game will use his comics appearance where he's really big and monstrous, but draw on his Agents of SHIELD depiction, to make him more of a character. The HYDRA Base map already has statues of him everywhere and the map objective has them trying to open a portal to somewhere. One of the lore entries also mentions Maveth, which is the planet he was imprisoned on in the show. So it'll probably be a hybrid of the two.
doubles down
retard
Doreen the cream Queen supreme!
Remember when Hela got knocked up and heavy preggo in like moments?
they already put Jeff and Luna in the game but I'm still extremely skeptical of them throwing a bunch more literally whos into the game when they still need to get around to big-name A-listers
If they're smart they'll do one big popular character and then a literally who every season since they only last two months now
Inferiority complex
Oedipus complex
Daddy issues
Misanthropy
but I'm still extremely skeptical of them throwing a bunch more literally whos into the game when they still need to get around to big-name A-listers
keep in mind they are plenty of other characters who were leaked before those five.
true, I expect half a dozen X-Men and maybe some more Avengers or Avenger-adjacent characters before we even get a sniff of one of these guys
As long as his ult is to kill half of the units alive, teamates and summons included at the time of cast I'll be happy with whatever they give him.
Skin when?
on a pure value standpoint Hulk's is the best because it's legendary and you get a little more bang for your buck with the crowd chanting sound effects
how does a non-binary ninja take out a target?
THEY/THEM!!!!
Leaks say that Jeff is getting a skin soon. Probably the one he's wearing for the Gala in the tie-in comic.
Are you gonna play Chadam in the new season?
Wolverine has objectively the best costume of the bunch
I learned how to play him after getting his costume
reading the patch notes
Capbros....
they clearly don't care about comic powerlevels or else Hulk and Thor would destroy the map every time they threw a punch or hammer swing, Magneto would paralyze half the cast, and Strange and Scarlet Witch would be hurling spells that turn you into a baby turtle from another dimension
Venture, the trans character, tells Genji a pronoun joke and he doesn't get it.
"How does a non-binary ninja take out a target? They slash them! (They/Them)"
Shouldn't have been abusing your kit to be an obnoxious cunt the whole match.
I mained him in season 0. Him being dogshit is nothing new to me
Thor hammer throw changes
holy shit they made the hammer throw not useless? about time, nobody fucking used it lol
Cry more KEK!!
Ultron's ult turns him into a flying Loki squad
sure
hopefully he heals himself during it so you don't get instantly sniped or need to monopolize your other healer's time
They nerfed the wrong shit too.
Just remove his ability to hold shield while jumping, and he's perfect.
No more jumping around being an annoying piece of shit that can't be hit, and even if you hit him, it's blocked.
But the developers don't even play their own game, so they don't know how to balance it.
Jeff changes
"stop trying to play him as a fucking DPS you fucking mongs heal your team he's a fucking support"
lol
Just remove his ability to hold shield while jumping, and he's perfect.
aka make him worthless with zero survivability
He's perfectly fine not able to do that in s0.
But people bitch about it and now he's obnoxious as fuck.
They shouldve just gotten rid of shield cd and in return axe the AA stutterstep tech nonsense
the sweat
Oh god I want to be either of them, and you're gay if you don't want to.
I shouldn't have asked.
the first two were meh but they eventually got rid of them so it's not like they overstayed their welcome
big head mode was cringe specifically because people magneted to Hawkeye and Widow like the sweaty fucks they are
Geez, how are Lunafags gonna cope with another healer who makes everyone invincible.
Cap is more annoying to deal with than the nothing characters people complain about like Spider-man, Black Panther, Magik etc
if 2 or more people dont focus him then he just lives in the backline
killed DPS Jeff because now they literally HAVE to press the healing button to do damage
introduce Ultron who looks like he's gonna be the replacement for "I picked support but have no intention of actually healing you" flanker
still no new notable Peni and Luna porn
Everyfucking time, why are they so allergic making porn of those two?
Would this be an Iron man skin or an Ultron skin?
Rocket getting an uptick isn't solely due to his healing though, it's because everyone bitched enough that they finally also gave him an immortality ult
Ultron
flanking
Did he have any self healing?
Did my girl get nerfed or are we still OP?
Found the nigger in the thread.
he can give himself bonus HP
I sincerely doubt the lack of real self-healing is going to stop people from trying, at least in the first week or so
I'm not the one that got nerfed into the ground :)
The nerf is fine the damage was bullshit where it currently is once you get used to her kit. Just means you'll get less "huh I killed him?" kills.
The range buff more than makes up for it.
I prefer the added range.
The diamond form was a bit too strong.
She wasn't OP in the first place, and all they did was make some minor tweaks and boost her psychic spear thing.
she looks so much better with this haircut it's insane
anyway no she's still strong as fuck, the diamond form nerfs are acceptable because that's not what you really need it for anyway and she gets more range regardless, shield nerf might hurt a bit