Alex Garland of 28 days, Dredd and Civil War set to write and direct.
Bandai Namco announces Elden Ring Movie
oh cool! I didn't know movies was video games! even if souls slop is the worst trash ever created at least they are video games and not a FUCKING MOVIE aka not video games
more like GAY24
shitty director
Ahhhh Zanzibart, the Movie
Garland is a clown and the movie will be shit, but even a shit movie is more than Bamco deserves.
live-action
I'm so sick of it! Sick of it all! This shit is so fucking ass! How is it that anytime something fantastical gets a movie adaptation, whether it be a book or video game, and it always defaults to live-action shit? We have technology that should keep those hackney Hollywood actors off the screen and yet all those faggots want to do is smear their fucking faces and names all over everything.
going to i-frame my popcorn
Genuinely embarrassing
i can't see how it will be good considering the story just disjointed lore
It's going to flop as hard as the MonHun movie.
Garland isn't a bad fit honestly. Could be much worse. I'll watch it.
it's real
man what the fuck, why? and how?
Because live action is cheap and gets boomers into theaters. An animated Elden Ring would cost like 250 million to make and has zero normalfag appeal.
a good elden ring move could only cover a tiny fraction of the game. like developing a story about one tarnished and stormveil castle. the lore is just like in the game. cryptic and in small doses.
Jack Black again?
Studio execs and shareholders set to interfere.
I hope it historically bombs and sets a new record for worst performing movie.
I can not even imagine this being anything but utterly embarrassing.
No movie can capture the shitty turn based combat where you rollslop and walk waiting for the boss to do the attack you're allowed to punish.
But the main character will be mute.....
Unless they write it like it's fucking memento I don't see how any fromsoft game is remotely translatable to film. Even if you get all the aesthetics right which basically demands that 9% of the movie is CG anyway, without the actual pace and discovery of gameplay it's just going to be a generic dark fantasy sword and sorcery story.
holy shit bros
Predict his lines.
"Shit happens to others, and they call me to finish it"
Melina
Tarnished
Marika
Morgott
Roderika
Ranni
Godfrey
Godrick
Radahn
Cast them.
GOOD MORNING SAARS
I hope they adapt the manga for the lols
Garland is talented, but he is a go-to slop churner now. Fail to heed my words at your own peril.
CHICKEN JOCKEY
remember when the mgs movie was super duper confirmed?
The discolored skin one LOL
How the fuck did Fromsoftware get enshittified so quickly? Think about it
elden ring, great game despite the flaws
the dlc, poor gameplay and world design
nightreign is recycling bosses for some fortnite gameplay
duskbloods looks like elden ring assets recycled into a "new" game
now a fucking adaption of a game that only works as a video game
What the fuck happened?
And the Castlevania movie too
How long until From is reviled?
Money
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I... AM TARNISHED
It has no story
what is there to do
I... AM HOARAH LOUX
WARRIOR!
Zanzibart...
It will be a sassy niggress
Awwww hell naaaaah did this giant ass nigga just cut off his own foot gott dyaaaaamn
Dredd was cool, remember being entertained by Anhiliation (save for the cucks scenes), haven't any 28 X later
Sounds kino.
What fucking story are they even going to tell? it'd be kino if they did some shit like having it set at the height of Hornsent civilization and Marika's rise to power and godhood, but I doubt that, hell it'd even be cool to set it before the shattering war as an origin story for all the major bosses show the night of the black knives, how Godwyn was as a person, Rykard pre-snake, Radahn pre rot, what Miquella and Malenia were up to, etc.
But just focusing on the Tarnished's journey in the base game of Elden ring? Yeah that shit just wont work in my mind, they'd have to give them a personality, and whatever they do with that would suck, cause you know they'll either be a boring standard action hero, or they'll make it a girl and have her and ranni be space lesbians and it'll be annoying as shit
Do you think Elden Ring would work better in animation? It seems pretty sensible to me to do it in live action.
It's going to be a prequel most likely because it'll be based on whatever GRRM wrote and we know he wrote the events that led to the shartering or whatever the fuck happens
Samurai Jack style Elden Ring.
Bro no chance it's a prequel. It's too much of a clusterfuck especially for one movie.
Generic Game of Thrones live action shit wouldn't work on gods. We need someone who directs more fantastical films.
In a world of skibid toilets and chicken jockey and emoji movie and tiktok fortnite chungus, it’s another soft turd in the ai dumpster
I wish they'd turn this or Dark Souls into a movie but make it a self referential parody like Minecraft, there's no reason to take it seriously, these games are an incoherent mess and the fanbase is nothing but autistic troons making memes about it anyway
t. The Troon Dude
World building and lore are complete jokes when there's no story to bind them together. It's why the soulstrannies always talk about weapons or what armor goes together like the fake women they wish to be.
Ok, but how much feet will be in it?
prepare uranus
Dark Souls fits absoutely fucking perfectly into a 90 minute narrative with a completely coherent story, I think thats the biggest issue is that Elden Ring is a much worse choice.
But why though?
Would be neat if the player-character is in the movie but never as the viewpoint character.
Bandai jews
So its obviously going to have a rag tag group of party members traveling together getting up to adventures right? There is no way its a one-man show with little interactions.
Why? FromSlop games don't even have story.
it would be much better animated because the environments are so fantastical
most of the world is full of like blue trees and yellow sky, with a massive glowing erdtree in the background. It would look ridiculous live action
I hope they ask an AI to write the script and Zanzibart makes the cut
I don't really think so? Like, you could pretty easily translate Elden Ring into live action. We have trees with yellow leaves in real life. There are a lot of games where it'd make sense to do stuff animated, but Elden Ring could absolutely work as a live action fantasy setting.
the Fromslop era begins, they had a good run, a better run than most I'd say.
we don't have yellow and red sky
the artstyle is too surreal, unless the cgi is avatar-tier it'll look ridiculous
Starring Zendaya as Ranni
the rock as radahn
Bro have you seen like, any movie with basic fantastical elements? Red fucking sky? Red skies can and have happened in real life.
Would unironically be perfect.
Zendaya will be Ranni
please let it be just a rumor
Jack black for all except ranni is Jason Momoa
that's from smog
I guarantee you will never be able to put live actors in an environment that looks like this and not have it look like shit without like a 500mil budget
That makes it even more nonsensical though since the Shattering is supposed to be thousands of years before the game or some absurd bullshit.
It's not going to be a prequel you retards.
It's going to be about Vyke.
Fire Giant!
Vyke getting seduced by the frenzied flame
KINOOOOOOOO
A desert with a red sky, and some dead trees? Bitch that's fuckin' like, the side of a Medieval Times in Arizona. There's nothing in Elden Ring that's more fantastical than Lord of the Rings.
CHICKEN GODFREY
Do you think Elden Ring would work better in animation?
Only if they adapted the manga which just takes the piss out of the game already.
ROYAL REVENANT
when was dark souls 2 released
you're completely delusional
lord of the rings is set in our world. There are fantasy elements, but it's fundamentally still earth and has the normal characteristics of earth
elden ring is a surreal, completely fantastical world, and I don't understand why you're insistent on defending the quality of a shitty videogame adaptation that will never actually be made
BANISHED KNIGHT CHEST
ALTERED
Thank god Sandfall is now here to take hteir spot as the industry darling.
I'm saying you're stupid for thinking this shit couldn't be done in live action. It's not that fantastical. When I first heard A24, my mind went thinking they'd go for the aesthetic of The Green Knight.
The movie is going to be a disjointed mess of random scenes strapped together
theyre not going to cover any major events you idiots
especially anthing involving the gods let alone marika
Selfpublishing aint cheap. Just ask Platinum
AC6 did well and that served as an indicator that after the DS2 debacle the devs can finally manage on their own.
And so Miyazaki fucked off to do admin work and dick around on his next project without constraints, allowing the rest of From to regress back to their natural state of being a "Shovelwere but AA" Company.
If their next big release, real release, not this nightreign fillercrap is bad then I'm not buying their stuff off-sale anymore.
Unless it's armored core
They got too big and too popular. Elden Ring got too much attention from the normalfags.
Alex Garland
Oh no...
Ranni-centric pre-shattering anti-villain kino
You forgot the comedy manga
POOPEN JOCKEY
his only bad movie was Men
Faggot dying industry. I hope another pandemic comes just to finish burying this shit.
I doubt Namco would like the movie to be artsy
Characters that would unironically make for a good main protagonist:
Vyke
Probably my main pick if you want to set this approximately during the point in time Elden Ring takes place, closest to becoming Elden Lord, can have him meet central characters, has a tragic story centered around his maiden that feels like you could focus on it more depth
Marika
During her rise to godhood in the land of shadow would be kino unironically, but I don't see it happening, but I could see setting it during the pre-shattering war from her perspective as everything falls apart
Godwyn
Would be a great sleeper pick imo, it'd be nice to get a full movie focused on a character we never get to see, would give huge protagonist vibes with how good of a guy he's presented to be in lore, having him get murdered at the end would give it a greek tragedy kinda feel that'd be kino imo
Ranni
She's so popular it would be good for mass appeal, and it'd be cool to see her before she became a doll, how she started to grow discontent with the way things are and the guidance of the two fingers, would all other iconic characters, like Renalla, Rykard, Radahn, Blaidd and Iji
Morgott and Mohg
How the brothers started their life in the sewers and how the circumstances of their birth and their oppression and treatment from their own mother cause their paths to diverge with Morgott becoming the lord of Leyndell and Mohg becoming the lord of blood, could get subtle Miquella manipulation in their, and stuff like Morgott sending Margit to guard Stormveil
genndy directing it
kino except dont let his hands touch the script for the ending, cant write endings for shit
unironically
unironically
unironically
unironically
unironically
unironically
he's great
you like cartoons your a fucking faggot and a dork
complete opposite of souls aesthetics and direction
We're getting a very shitty movie.
your
Disgusting. M Night Shyamalan tier. Bandai just picks anyone from the bottom which isn't surprising seeing how they treated Tekken recently.
28 days later
great
he has hits and misses
He's never done a full fantasy movie, which is what worries me. Also he's made some real stinkers, like Men.
Annihilation is better than anything M Night ever made.
I
..am Mohg
actually he would work for mohg
Ah, so you think Civil War, the dumbest movie ever made, was good.
noooooooooooooo it didnt tell me who was bad and good nooooo
Imagine thinking that the reason Civil War sucks is that it is too morally ambiguous.
Will it be 180 minutes of a guy in armor rolling on the ground?
yes
It's obviously going to be a prequel, GRRM was literally in talks to get this movie done. Get ready for the veil to be lifted and to learn how much of a asoiaf rip off Elden Ring's setting truly is.
All talented people deserve a chance and then we can have a masterpiece.
there has never been a good videogame movie
elden ring will never be a masterpiece
From drones did it to themselves and get what they fucking deserve. This is what happens when you promote souls games as le epic maymay and gaslit normies into thinking your series is a masterpiece beyond reproach. Now it's gone mainstream and the normies plan to remake it in their own image. Halofags learned this the hard way too.
If I see Pedro Pascal or Zendaya anywhere near a movie or show it's radioactive. That's my shit finding radar.
A24
Instant slop.
THIS SUMMER
What year are you living in, fucking Diogenes, what kind of masterpiece can the brown hands under kikes control create in 2k25?
Can't wait to see it filled to the brim with Blacks because we can't have a genuine European Fantasy setting ever.
I'd be down for a film where the main character is someone who only exists in what GRRM wrote, like Messmer was before SOTE came out. Like if there's a distant Godwyn descendant who was pretty normal compared to Godrick and Godefroy, but got caught up in the Shattering anyway.
they should adapt the manga
A24
insert Sam Hyde video about A24
this guy is literally mohg
Filtered by the dlc
Lol faggot.
If it's not a comedy then I'm not watching it.
SOTE's open world was a massive step back from the base game. Somehow From took all the wrong lessons
If they're willing to make a completely serious (well, except for brief moments of levity here and there) take on dark souls without any of the millennial influence in it, it could genuinely be a great movie.
sote's open world was way better than the base game though, they learned the proper lessons and there's actual depth to the geography
the problem with sote was that half the world was empty, but the world design itself was great
I got into movies recently and watched 28 Days Later, it was just kind of alright. The beginning sequence where he's just wandering around was cool and that's about it. What did I miss? Why is this one of the greatest movies of all time?
Annihilation was the same too. Everyone kept saying its Strange Journey: The Movie and it was to some extent but then it boiled down to "adultery is... le bad!!" which was incredibly eye-rolling.
Vyke the jobber
Hell no.
Everyone else except...
Interesting but only as side characters
Morgott
Would unironically be cool and already has a sympathetic backstory. Plus he's a underdog in the lore so the audience has a reason to root for him.
VIDEOGAMES AND HOLLYWOOD SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THEMSELVES AND LESS LIKE EACHOTHER...
UNLESS THEY PAY *ME* OF COURSE...
Horroslop is the lowest rung of Anon Babble and movies. His direction is safe and he hasn't done anything well noted to match with a C list director.
It's vertical. It's easy to get used to after a while. Dark souls 1 was more confusing to navigate, and that didn't even have fast travel for the first half of it. Or torrent either.
Elden Ring: The Shark
YUCK. Hollyjews should keep their filth to their own and leave vidya alone.
You should check out ex machina. Genuinely good movie.
Would 90 minutes of animation with the quality of the trailers really cost that much?
Yeah, that's more or less what I'm referring too. So much of the map was empty, I know they wanted to avoid the "copypasted" dungeons complaint, but they had nothing else to fill out the world with.
How the hell had you not seen 28 Days until recently? Are you like 15 years old or something bro
I was thinking of Dredd or Sunshine next but sure I'll watch that too
I don't like Elden Ring, this shit director/his movies, and nuFromsoft. I will put all Fromsoft games into the filter and not care until news of either a great game or bankruptcy.
This is so fucking weird being a fromsoft fan for like 15 years to suddenly have them be super popular and now see them try and cash in by making movies and spin off games. The hilarious part is they didnt expect Elden Ring to be a big hit at all and were ready to move on from it like they moved on from sekiro.
I just wasn't into movies and tv stuff, was a big weeb playing vidya and watching anime the whole time. Also not a fan of horror but it turns out its not that scary.
God civil war was shit
Same for annihilation
It wasn't From who organised this, from everything that's been said about the film it was George who organised its creation.
GRRM is a supermassive blackhole of quality. Everything he touches gets normified and killed.
Elden Ring is officially kino
Can't wait to see black Ranni and trans Marika!
based
Annihilation
Sunshine
Dredd
It is going to be a visual and audio feast
And you just know it's going to be 90% CGI like the abysmal dogshit Warcraft movie. Why even bother
Dredd was pure kino
Maybe there is still hope for ER movie to be decent.
Meh. Ranni looks black with a Michael Jackson nose in game and Marika is already written as a tranny by Miyazaki.
Halo was always normalfag shit though?
What if they just did an anime out of the comedy manga
SoTE was fucking amazing, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. The ancient ruins of Rauh ooze so much soul.
japanese humor in a hollywood movie would never happen
Marika's ascension, Shattering War, or when the murderhobo shows up?
Is he ACfag?
The ancient ruins of Rauh ooze so much soul
I do love how its like the first jungle environment From's ever done.
He doesn't want Hollywood slop. He asked for an anime adapted by Japanese not a shitty live action kike fest.
I'm going to strangle that fat retard GRRM for ruining everything.
they loved godzilla minus one
rauh is cool except for that basically every enemy is reused
A24
Bro, your ANIME KINO? It's pretty much anime live action but good.
that's a japanese movie
Can't wait till someone says the Zanzibart thing onscreen and people go insane
GRRM did this
Winds of Winter could be here he thought
we have guy ritchie at home
This is live action anime
They should make this a u.s military isekai as well, go on do it you cowards
extremely popular so theyre milking it out. Right now Fromsoft has that untouchable reputation that so many other studios had and blew up.
Kino for sure.
cast her.
The contrarianism around Alex Garland is insane in this thread lmao. At worst he's mediocre. I don't know how anyone can look at Ex Machnia, Dredd, Sunshine, And Annihilation and go "yeah this guy actually really really sucks. I hate his movies"
Good, this and the Zelda movie being awful and flopping is the one-two punch needed to end this retarded trend.
debicki
btfo Anon Babble
btfo Anon Babble
btfo Anon Babble
kneel
youtube.com
i made it already
Mediocrity should be punished. Fuck nepofaggotry.
he's a good director, but there's no reason to believe he'd be a good director for elden ring
Stray
That's already a fucking movie.
It's pretty weird for him to direct giant high fantasy epic.
It's gonna be kino and Anon Babble will seethe harder than ever.
Doesn't actually matter because he's obviously going to base his direction off of GoT.
Hollywood is trying to be more like video games
Video games are trying to be more like Hollywood
How did this even start? Surely the reason they're pivoting is because one or the other is shit, but why are they going in each other's direction?
name one kino videogame movie
even worse
got was good for like 3 seasons max
ALEX GARLAND WROTE DmC DEVIL MAY CRY
First Dark Souls is more fitting movie for him. The scale is much smaller and more grounded/manageable for someone who made niche movies.
You're in for that one kino video game movie.
Miyazaki has a fucking twitter?
Untitled Duke Nukem film
Who's brave enough to do that in this day and age?
I expect a lot of Shakespearean dialogue in the Elden Ring movie
What did this fat retard even do to earn his name on the Elden Ring credits? Even the pajeets who worked on this deserve more notoriety than this faggot who just wrote names on some napkin.
The "story" was written by George R.R. Martin they'll just slap his name somewhere and it might get the attention from normalfags.
WAKE
UP
IN
THE
MORNING
FEELING
LIKE
P DIDDY
Good, just like he made sure Dante was not a gay cowboy he'll remove the homosexuality from Elden Ring as well
It was good until they run out of books (Jon dies). Despite dramatical changes (and awful OC) to books it was still on point. We're not getting something like BSG or GoT ever again
It would be closer to GoT's scale too, but the truth is Dark Souls got overshadowed hard by Elden Ring.
Pretty much, expect House of the Dragon. GRRM is going to be an adviser and producer for the show. There will be a bizarre amount of Africans in the lands between.
he made the family tree and came up with names like "the two fingers"
Dark Souls is too fantastical for his edgyslop. He'll ruin it.
MARIKA'S TITS!
no, it really wasn't
season 1, 2, and I think 4 were the good ones
Anon Babbleedditors think everything has to be flashy cgi blockbuster, realistically it's gonna be elden ring flavored heart of darkness
So, which endings would they choose?
also sex scene with maidens
The maidens are going to look like troons.
realistically it's going to be elden ring flavored rings of power
ok idea
wrong director
waaay too soon
It's more that his recent output has been pretty bad compared to the movies you've listed. Had this announcement been made right after Dredd or even Annihilation, I would have been more excited.
Season 5 was the last book season filled with worst OC shit. Part two of ADwD + AFfC
Bravo Garland
I have never felt negative excitement at a larger scale before but this is the embodiment of that.
This. It would be kino
well that would be disappointing
The wild ride is coming.
Is this another dime a dozen Netflix directors shitters who got lucky by nepotism?
This is so fucking weird being a fromsoft fan for like 15 years to suddenly have them be super popular
Was Dark Souls some obscure underground hit?
Everyone who worked on Elden Ring deserves death.
they could've just mad bloodborne
or even a bloodborne anime
but no, gotta shit up the vision
They'll cut him after he doesn't test well with audiences.
Everyone who worked on Elden Ring deserves life.
Mario is awful and didn't flop
Granted that's a bit of a kids movie so maybe it can better get away with being trash.
WHO ART THOU?
I'm thine prom date, you ugly sack of dung!
Fornicate thou!
FORNICATE THOUUUUUUUUAUUGHH
I wish this fanbase had more autism and balls to tell this idiot to fuck off. This sounds like a shit idea.
kino
fanbase
maters
LMAO
the Elden Ring manga is so dogshit, I understand that it's a gag manga, but it's just not funny.
the Elden Ring manga is so kino, I understand that it's a gag manga, and it's just so funny.
baaaseed
women don't like nor care about soulsborne games
It was fine considering the source material which might not work for more "narratively driven" games.
ROLL-FILM
ON THE FILM ROLL!
leaked footage of the actor playing the role of Radahn on set
i mean the starscourge one is kinda brown in game tbqh
I liked how he shat on Bloodborne and never bothered with souls again.
Apparently he did jack shit for DmC according to him
youtube.com
He does cite Resident Evil 1 as the inspiration for 28 Days Later right afterwards so there's some vidya influence there. Funny how RE made way for this and Shaun of the Dead while its own movies are all critically panned from its inception until now.
Will /ourgirl/ Debra Wilson make it?
Good news then. He's stepping down as a director after Civil War.
maybe as the granny finger
would be hilarious if kai played radahn in the film
Annihilation's budget was under $60 million and the effects were fantastic
GRRM uses this as his next excuse not to write, keeping up the charade for the 5 people who still believe TWOW is ever coming out.
Great... 220 hours and I don't know a single thing of what's going on. Maybe the movie will do a better job at explaining.
erm she's 12,0000...
This.
It would be pretty interesting if they really did a movie like that.
Someone should do it, but seriously try to do it.
It happens to everything that gets too popular.
This really is the nail in the coffin. I don't see them making a rebound after this.
Alex Garland is on NG+6, what about you, Anon Babble?
AIslop
Not even animated or actually trying to do anything with the idea
Just random collage of garbage pictures that often don't even look like something that might have been done in the 80s
I wish you were shitposting but judging by fuck all views I assume it is actually yours.
You have a tool that can generate anything you want yet you can't even think of anything past absolutely worhtless garbage.
queen marika the eternal
she's way too skinny
would work for malenia though
did you drop a like?
dark souls 2
He was a supervisor but had probably not much influence. Reminder, he said this.
I guess if I were to make a criticism it would relate to character and consistency. Making sure characters are true to themselves, and true to some kind of larger truth, which relates to the recipients of the narrative. That is to say, the player. Us. For example, I think the first serious discussion we had about the narrative was on the very first day that I, Tameem and the level designers all sat down together. We got to a section where Monkey was walking down a walkway, and he sees an escaping slave trying to pull himself up to the walkway. And instead of helping the guy up, Monkey kicked him in the face and sent him to his death. They thought that projected the idea that Monkey was a badass. Whereas, to me, it projected the idea that Monkey was a bit of a cunt.
I'll be skipping that.
this is late noon arizona
where can I read this?
SPIRIT STEED JOCKEY
Unless they use that shitty lightning a lot of modern movies use.
need quentin tarantino to be involved if you want feet
game has poor reception
oh no I didnt do anything important, I was barely involved haha
That's Miquella
Too manly
I made over 10 characters to play through the game and kill malenia with. like 1k hours just in single player, though i did some taunter tongue playthroughs too
I don't understand the point of going to NG+ you can find everything on the map in 1 playthrough.
miquella is cuter
hunter is too angular
28 days later, as in that anti-white demoralization propaganda? Can't wait for this to be FULL of non-whites because there are two (2) of them in the whole game! ER Rings of Power edition!
starring sophie thatcher as... marika
Sonic 1
Sonic 2
Sonic 3
I would ony trust Peter Jackson with this as it would ideally be like LoTR trilogy in it's mood or like Excalibur but instead It will be closer to GoT with more minorities and gays.
Peter Jackson's booked for a while cause WB's got him making new LOTR films
what a fall from grace. miyazaki has gone senile
I hope its just a 2 hour long criptic af cinematic like the story trailers unironically
@gork is this mork?
Jack Black as The Dung Eater
*starts scat sings* watpapapee watadoodoodoooo *starts air guitaring* WoAhOahoHhh!!!! sorrry... I did not mean to defile your FACE with that tasty lick tarnished duuude!
Hitomi Tanaka
Apparently it was already too much for the intro.
kino unironically
The manga is kino because it actually has a fuckton of Melina.
there is the upcoming mobile game too unless it got cancelled, its been a while without any news
Let meg guess: strong female main character, evil white male villains
the Tarnished is a murderhobo
the entire backstory is ahhh my incest
What is the film even going to be about? It honestly would be better as an SFX flick, showcasing awesome Elden Ring vistas and giant bosses.
A movie about how Marika became literally Hitler
Live action in a fantastical setting like Elden Ring is just gonna look like spy kids 3d or some shit like that.
I thought he was retiring from film
Did he just play the game and decide to start making films again because of it?
How DID she become Hitler? The DLC story trailer showed her at the Gates of Divinity with a body(?) in a sack, and spoke about betrayal, and there are also hints in the game about how she took the "gold" not her own for herself. But the DLC proper didn't expand on it much, and was mostly about Leda's merry band and Miquella's homo wedding.
Oh apparently he loves Dark Souls and presumably Elden Ring
I love A24, Alex Garland and Dark Souls so I'm hyped
I probably ought to play Elden Ring soon
Can't wait
it will be a kino adventure through the lands between
you wouldn't get it
That's ridiculous. Have you never seen a proper fantasy movie? Have you never seen an A24 film? The production company producing this?
Civil War was a 6/10 at best, I did love Dredd though.
So essentially, Marika's people were kept in a village and harvested by the Hornsent to use as glue for their tower. So Marika made a deal with them, make her the goddess that would channel the Elden Beast through the Gate of Divinity, and then lead them to world supremacy. This happened, Marika became the goddess, and for a very long time ruled over all of the Lands Between. After she established her seat of power fully, she betrayed the Hornsent and sent Messmer to purge them. After the Hornsent were reduced to a few stragglers, she returned to her village to leave a customary incantation and her braid (though the village had long since been emptied of all life), hid the Land of Shadows so that no one would have access to the same method of divine ascension as her, then left to contiue ruling the rest of the Lands between.
So Marika made a deal with them, make her the goddess
I don't remember that being mentioned anywhere, and I doubt the hornsent would have some lowly Japanese shaman girl become their god.
channel the Elden Beast through the Gate of Divinity
Do you mean like summon it to the planet for the first time? Because I'm pretty sure that happened way before that. Elden Beast is Elden Ring, and there were gods and lords before Marika and Godfrey, as mentioned by the dragon talisman.
OnlyWaifu appearance
I don't remember that being mentioned anywhere
They were using the shamans to construct saints, and mention that Marika betrayed them. The statues of Marika in the Land of Shadows also imply that a deal once existed and she was worshipped.
channel
The Hornsent have these rituals that allow them to channel beastly spirits into their bodies. And what is the most powerful "beast" ever?
What is the film even going to be about?
Talking simulator with little action.
how are those prices calculated? and how are they justified? do animators just add a bazillion zeroes to the price? do auditors or accountants need to scrutinize the particulars?
black jack again
He's everywhere.
shalom
Well it will be woke as fuck
I assume money laundering
I'd rather have more DLC
Movies suck ass
I love how the more popular and big something becomes the more you fags act like it's the apocalypse
The more popular something becomes the more retarded faggots like you who defend everything drown everyone out.
You literally couldn't say a single negative thing about the dlc across the entire internet without someone calling you a fake fan or you didn't beat the game
Civil War was a complete fucking meme.
Annihillation was awful.
Dredd and 28 days later were okay but they're from 10+ years ago, his recent movies were trash.
please get stuck in dev hell
please get stuck in dev hell
please get stuck in dev hell
please get stuck in dev hell
Agreed.
I would have been fine if this was a decade ago but all his new films suck and are all political and/or filled with feminist themes.
Sadly the studio and director are both not known for that happening and in the directors case he ghost edited Dredd do he fixes shit too
You literally couldn't say a single negative thing about the dlc across the entire internet without someone calling you a fake fan or you didn't beat the game
very false, also why should you care what the internet calls you
Garland is a giga pozzed jew liberal. Have you people even seen his movies? All his movies are about women and how they're victims kek.
They are living in the past back when he made good films and not shit like Men
Both Ex Machina and Annihilation were ultra woke (and transhumanist on top of it).
Muh poor robot women abused by the evil man.
Muh team of stronk independent women.
a24 makes shitty horror movies.
dlc
It was great. Design was better than base game. If you can't see it you're retarded.
complains about things that haven't come out yet
Retard.
I agree with you but he wrote the 28 day films and Dredd and then decided to write and direct woke feminist shit
Expect a female Tarnish and only competent female characters in the film
SOTE's open world was a massive step back from the base game
LIterally the opposite. Open world babbies should shut the fuck up.
Muh team of stronk independent women
Annihilation
Lmao
banscamis going to find out the hard way that elden ring is dead and done with their shitty spinoff and everything else.
dude just make it shit on purpose it's going to be so funny I swear
cope all you want but it is regarded as a feminist film and he then fucking wrote and directed Men
But i love both of those movies. So now what ?
They film it as documentary video like national geographic, narrated by vaatividya.
who will play Big Booba Marika?
what's up with A24 getting their grubby mitts on japanese IP recently? first they got death stranding and now Elden ring?
Zendaya as Marika
Tom Holland as Godfrey
Timothy Chalamet as Radagon
You heard it here first.
robots are... alive!
Cringe.
Zendaya as Melina
Tom Holland as the Tarnished
Timothy Chalamet as Radagon
The Rock as Radahn
Jack Black as Mohg
Kai Schreiber as Miquella
Bella Ramsay as Rennala
Jenna Ortega as Ranni
Emma Myers as Roderika
Hunter Schafer as Queen Marika
Anya Taylor-Joy as Malenia
Timothy Chalamet as Margit
Cast him.
Godfrey
I don't think any fromsoft game would really translate to the big screen well
I guess according to your logic Predator is not a masculine movie because the men all die then.
Retard.
Do you think robots are alive? You're insane. They're just machines. I used to like it too before I knew better.
Annihilation is an interesting concept but it's pure propaganda.
Do you think robots are alive? You're insane
so you think i think like that because i enjoyed the movie ?Jesus
Live action is retarded, but I'm sure something like Arcane but with a good ending and with Miyazaki as consultant would be great
Blaidd
based desu
Obviously.
How can you enjoy something that is radically against your worldview?
You could think it's a well put together movie on a technical standpoint but if you don't agree with the meaning at heart you could never enjoy it.
I guess according to your logic Predator is not a masculine movie because the men all die then.
Annihilation is just adaptation of SF book and has nothing to do with woke shit. It doesn't push any woke ideas.
Alien is woke because Ripley is stronk independent women
I bet you just watched Critical Drinker review of Annihilation.
Have you ever heard of the concepts of imagination and suspension of disbelief, as well as immersion? You should try looking into them
debra wilson will be ranni
Shit taste. Most of those movies are fantastic.
hang yourselves samefagging tendiekikes
It's going to be about Melina
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Thanks for the list anon
To the Moon
AAAH
7 fucking years this May.
I remember there was supposed to be a movie adaptation of that indie game set on a spaceship whose inside looked like a royal hall where every enemy looked like you and was supposed to adapt to your behaviour.
most a24 movies are great
most Garland movies are great
You're retarded if you think this will turn out bad. Get some fucking taste.
let me correct that for you
Who's brave enough to do it without caking it into 50 layers of Borderlands irony.
I disagree, I think is business as usual, but Elden Ring hasn't learned anything from the flaws of the past games.
if I lie no one will notice
Yeah, sure
Just like Eli Roth is a good splatter film director but the borderlands movie didn't even have a sniff of splatter or gore to it at all
Three tickets for me, my wife and my wife’s son for the newest A24-produced, genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish CGI or infantile jumpscares horror film, please.
Video game related things belong on Anon Babble.
"the LOATHSOME-
*crowd burst into inumane hape yelling*
-DUNG-
*guy jump on his friend shoulder, reveal a bucket of manure he hid under his armor cosplay*
-EATER"
*manure rains all over the room, people enter rape frenzies, 15 people fall into comma, 298 000$ of cleaning bill*
1 billion dollar revenu first week,6 oscar nomination.
rolling is bad
walking away/spacing is bad
parrying is bad
How do you want to engage with enemy attacks?
SOTE has limited deflect too.
deflect is bad
blocking is bad
I simply have standards
I have no argument
God I watched that movie for the first time the other week and I have no idea how it was so popular.
It fucking sucks across the board and the only thing of merit it has was that gory kill at the end where he jams his thumbs into the dude's eyeballs.
Sucks you be you.
Who’s Rachel Ziegler going to play?
Sorry, not interested.
This guy's weak as hell. He always wanted to quit making movies and make small stuff and now he wants to make elden ring? lmao. It's gonna suck
Night of the Black Knives would be the best part to adapt.
Theres not a single woman in Warfare
ex machina and dredd were good, but those movies were years ago. His latest movie was civil war.
28 Days Later is the best zombie movie ever made you tasteless subhuman.
OH LAWD DEM ELDEN RANGS
Cringe
Based
So what? The others were. Haven't seen that one but I bet there's some subversive shit in it as well.
He'll be perfect for Elden Ring then
sword-clashing
How cool would it be if Elden Ring adopted even a small grain of Sekiro's combat.....
"NOT SO FAAAAST RADAHNNN!
FLASK OF CRIMSON TEARS!"
*CHUG*
"AND CANT FORGET MY.
WON-DER-OOOUSS
PHY-SICK!!"
*SLAPS BELLY*
*CHUGS AND THROWS FLASK ON GROUND*
"DODGE ROLL!"
"DODGE ROLL!"
AHAHHH
"MIMIIICK TEAAARRRRR!"
But who'll play Marika/Radagon? Elliot Page?
How the fuck did Fromsoftware get enshittified so quickly? Think about it
70% owned by Kadokawa, a publicly traded company
So basically, when ER was a massive hit and raised waves, filthy little corpo rats with their "investment money" flooded Kadokawa, who flooded fromsoft
It's how this works. Capitalism has become a disease because of these investment corpo bros. Johnny Silverhand was right. Suffer not the corpo to live.
Which pack of niggers will they get to replace the entire ginger part of the family?
You can kinda imitate with Deflecting Hardtear from DLC. I hope they will add deflect mechanic to the core of souls games.
Nightreign has hero with deflect ultimate
Godwyn is the protagonist
Godwyn will be remembered for being in this movie like how Radahn is associated with the twink fag now.
Buddy if you hit like
goTY jackpot open world success you become a big dog in the gaming industry until your games flop.
Fromsoft had no say. The minute elden rangz made some board member kangz, the gravy train has left the station.
Just be happy Miyazaki was able to use his power as action game guru to still get linear games greenlit
blond woman
ginger male
You just know that it's the white woman and black man combo.
dungeater!
The crowd goes wild, throws bags of shit at the screen.
>the dlc, poor gameplay and world design
Opinion discarded
But Radagon is Marika
Marika/Radagon becomes a trans metaphor and Godfrey's now black to satisfy the interracial couple quota.
Nigger
Troon
Girlboss Karen
All actors you need for this masterpiece
Entire theatre of zooms collectively unbuckle their pants, shits in their hand and throws it at the screen
Entire back row filming cellphones
Some kid dressed up as the dung eater actually eats some as if the eagles won the Superbowl
Radagon is Marika
Elliot Page
Peak kino.
>Nightreign has hero with deflect ultimate
Yeah this is one of the reason why i will preorder this game
WHEEL SKELETON!
Imagine Milena/Rani being a girl boss and doing all the hard things, defeating the fire giant with one cast of spell, while tarnished is played by some clumsy faggot.
But will they make a puppet for ranni?
what the FUCK
>some people like things I don't like
What the fuck happened?
you are autistic
you will live a sad and lonely life
you will never touch a woman
sorry, anon
>>some people like things I don't like
>What the fuck happened?
you are autistic
you will live a sad and lonely life
you will never touch a woman
sorry, anon
Would actually be perfect.
Was there not news here recently about Vaati actually being hired as a consultant for this film
TREE SENTINEL
THE
LOATHSOME
DUNG
EATAH
no it didn't Armored Cuck was a flop
no DLC
lmao and if they make AC7 it won't even sell half of what 6 because 6 was hyped by fromdrones and it filtered the majority of them so they are going to pass on a sequel
This is going to be so fucking terrible.
He should be a narrator.
jesus fucking christ
this really is a clown world
dung eater is a misunderstood and wrongfully persecuted queer icon
They're gonna fucking do this aren't they
elden ring is woke goyslop as well.
No, it's not. All the perversion is judged negatively and fails.
I hope it's going to be about Marika's life or Godfrey's ascension to power
If they are going to try and follow the story of the game I hope tt's going to be a hero's journey/green knight type of movie
If they are trying to do some comedy or action slop this might just be a flop
the film will be non canon
Honestly I'm mad, wish they'd done this for Bloodborne or DaS. At least you can't be mad that the games have a shit story if they release an accompanying movie
shit story
ER
Thank anon that was a very interesting interview, gave me a better appreciation for his work even if I wasnt' a fan of Annihalation.
Cute
miyazaki said it's canon
not shit story
ER
with A24 it could be good they are not complete woke Hollywood shit.
I refuse to believe that
DS1, Bloodborne and Sekiro were their only great games. Elden Ring is 95% boring as fuck with some beautiful parts still outnumbered by the manority of your time just being fucking boring. Linear tightly packed levels are just way better.
Also don't forget Nightreinslop. Every normalnigger keeps chanting that they said they'll still be doing normal games but every company switching tunes SAYS THE SAME THING BEFORE IT GETS EVEN WORSE. Zero pattern recognition
Imagine being so low IQ you can't enjoy Elden Ring
There's no Marika statues in the Hornsent tower though, she definitely usurped the gate, she didn't get chosen by the Hornsent.
Also Marika likely made the deal with the elden beast/great will before she even attempted to ascend, likely through the mother of fingers that crashed near her village.
Rick and Morty tier IQ shaming over trend-chasing, boring open world shit
nu cuckchan Anon Babbleeddit moment
Anon Babble really is the only funny board left
Actually Blaidd isn't a bad call since he'd have to have the wolf face, you'd just have a vocal performance, and he can definitely act so it'd be fine.
If you want him for a smaller role, Jerren would also be a good one.
complain the open world is boring because he doesn't get dopamine hits very few second
you don't actually enjoy video games, that was my point.
this gonna be some minecraft/sonic the hedgehog tier chicken jockey cash in on brand recognition bullshit. prove me wrong. you can't.
Vyke would be a good choice, he essentially has his own heroes journey that parallels the player's except we know so little about it that you could make up anything, and it has built in tragedy at the end when he gets talked into taking on the Frenzied Flame to save his maiden.
I feel like they'll probably just make an OC story loosely set in the world though, I don't trust anyone in Hollywood to sit down and actually play through the game to know which characters have good story potential
it all depend if they'll be able to find balance between high art like the holy mountain from jodorowsky and something made for mass consumption but still above average like nolan's inception. I am not convinced garland is perfect choice for this project, I would prefer villeneuve.
Wait, isn't this super embarrassing for Dark Souls fans? Or Bloodborne fans?
I don't why modern cuckchan has the most effeminate passive aggressive non-argument replies now like this but you're a huge flaming faggot. DS1, BB and Sekiro also don't give "dopamine hits every few seconds" which I praised if you remember more than a few posts back. Open-world trend-chasing and every normalnigger apologist and shill deserve immense suffering.
They're rapeape bots
holy mountain
Is that a good watch? Garland is weird, but I really love Dread, and the first 28 days later is good. Villeneuve would be the GOAT choice, but no way they can afford him.
Based
Road to the Erdtree legitimately fleshes out characters like Melina more than the game does, you could just tone down the humor and it'd work great
Is that a good watch
I liked it a lot, it's kino of the highest order but it's absolutely not for everyone. go read couple of imdb reviews to get the vibes.
hmm, thanks, sounds interesting.
why?
No this film just got announced hours ago, the thread you're thinking of was a shitpost from two weeks ago
arch.b4k.dev
imagine evangelion made only with surreal fucked up parts and almost no dialogues. I think something like this would go well with miyazaki's storytelling and dark fantasy imagery. I don't want them to turn it into 2h long vaatividya monologue movie where everything is explained and nothing is left for the imagination.
So who are the characters that are gonna be corrupted by libtard politics? Place your bets
Good for them
continues playing more Elden Ring and never watches the movie
it was only officially announced yeah, but in reality its been known about for a long time.
who cares? all the discussion will be around the fact that Marika is trans
ranni will be black
melina will be jewish
blaidd and iji will be gay
roderika will be fat and brown
alexander will be jack black (jew)
SOTE was like three times more fun to explore than the base game what are you smoking, the problem with SOTE is the lack of enemy variety and legacy dungeon area but the world design itself was so fun to move around ad discover.
Elden Ring has sold like twice as much as the whole dark souls trilogy combined.
Is there a single person who asked for this?
yeah this
I’m not too familiar about the history of the brutalist architecture guy but the gay buttsex scene came out of nowhere I feel like
also nothing happened until the end, as usual
SoTE was super fun but it really needed enemy variety cause I spent 50% of the time killing the same ass hornset shadow citizens and some areas were totally underwhelming like Midra's manse, also the weird lack of cutscenes too, SotE feels like an unfinished 12/10 DLC but it's unfinished so it's just like an 8/10 for me which is still very good, has better bosses and music than base game too, like usual.
holy mountain
high art
Bro please.
it0s not even a jungle it's just that it's the first time they make an area so green, even in limgrave there's so much yellow that breaks it all up, Raw is straight up bright sky and green foliage all over the ruins and it feels way more overgrown and natural.
Elden Ring has sold 30 million, Dark Souls trilogy 37 million.
didnt this guy rage quit making movies and said hes done, whys he back now?
will they be able to top this for the action scenes?
youtube.com
lack of cutscenes
It pisses me off that most From Software cinematics never end up in the games and are only used for trailers, because a lot of information about the story and the world is contained only in those cutscenes.
How are they going to be archived? Youtube has garbage video quality.
What is the experience of someone that is going to play Elden Ring in 20 years be like when he won't even watch the trailers? They will miss a lot of context.
i am ok with vidja movies replacing super hero movies.. at least there will be more varity
yikes
Enemy variety is really my biggest issue with the DLC, I can only fight the same shadow hornsents, bloodfiends, soldiers, and manflies so many times before I want some variety, it would've been so cool to see some horned beasts roaming around the ancient ruins of rauh, something like a smaller version of those horn covered creatures in the specimen storehouse, or some other frenzied enemies in the manse, maybe fill it with those dead bodies like the ones outside except sometimes they come back to life fueled by frenzy and attack you, at least more corrupted versions of hornsent inquisitors, hell you could've had outright GHOSTS and it would've been cool, and with some precedence in lore like how Shabriri can somehow body hop, like what about some UNIQUE sleep enemies in the Stone Coffin Fissure, some kind of purple putrescent creature starting to take on a cherubic visage of St. Trina that breathes out a purple sleep mist, or at least something more unique with putrescence, like a skeleton walking around covered in putrescence and to kill them you need to whack it until all the putrescence comes off
Idk these areas are all so cool they just feel underbaked in the enemy variety aspect, and in some instances just a lack of meaningful engaging content like with the finger ruins, I'm not even asking for much on that end just more fun stuff like that room with the fingercreeper ashes and that ginormous fingercreeper, that was fun
Pure. Unadultered. Zoomer cringe.
ding ding ding, this anon gets it. The movie will 100% be taking place before the Shattering, and will likely be portraying the events leading into the Shattering happening. If we're lucky we MIGHT see some of the Shattering War, but I doubt it. We'll definitely get to see the Night of the Long Knives play out and Godfrey becoming the first Tarnished and leading them out of the Lands Between (this will probably be one of the last scenes of the movie).
how are they gonna deal with all the non-Tarnished characters being 12 foot tall gigachads/gigastacies?
How have movies dealt with monsters all this time?
it has the look but not the feeling with that being said this movie is underrated and the critics full of shit
They better make Ranni's ending.
The hornsent didn't make a deal in the orthodox way, Marika was put in a jar and made to live a terrible process until she became a saint, most shamans who endured this process would just die or become monstrosities but Marika came out as a saint with powerful abilities and forces of nature under her control, which is exactly what the hornset were trying to achieve, using the jars as a manmade crucible of sorts, since Marika was a "succesful experiment" they didn't treat her like they treated the other shamans, in fact, they revered her as an object of worship
are people still thinking it will be an adaptation directly of the game rather than a prequel movie?
it's 1000% gonna be a prequel
The gate of divinity looks way more grotesque and unfinished than the rest of Enir Ilim because it wasn't built by hornsent and it wasn't created out of shaman corpses, the agte of divinity is made out of the bodies of endless hornsent instead, implying that Marika purged the hornsent and used them as a sacrifice last minute, the gate of divinity was being made by the hornset and was a hornsent idea but Marika came at the last second and made it out of hornsent corpses instead and became a god herself.
can't wait to be invaded while I watch it through a pirate stream
I mean, I exaggerated but you get the point, one elden ring game is almost as popular as all the dark souls content ever.
video game movies suck 90% of the time
video game has a vague ass story you have to piece and headcanon yourself
Yep this will be a good game to adapt
I bet all the characters will be helmetless and do Marvel quips.
it's gon be SHIT
which genuinely works, there's plenty of events that work really well as a full movie
because it wasn't built by hornsent
Except it was, retard
Even the corpses there are hornsent corpses
It's the Spiral Tower that was build by the Sun Realm, and that's why the corpses that compose them are not horned unlike those of the Gate of Divinity
How are they going to deal with fromsoft games not having a plot
Oh hell yeah kino incoming
it's going be a prequel you retard
It will end up outselling all the Dark Souls games combined. It's just a more alluring product for your average gaming consumer.
ER having a vague story and extensive backstory works in its favor if you're making a movie
You mean your average subhuman third world console pleb
extensive backstory
Haha, it's all made up gobbledegook that makes no sense
I just hate how Romina and Rellana are 100% silent and then just die, they look important, they fight well, but they have no voice lines and no cutscenes that show off anything about them so they end up just feeling like minibosses. And Radahn has a cutcene too but it's so lame that he's just a mindless Miquella drone that dies, he should have had more material too, otherwise it feels wasted to bring him back only to die at the end again.
I'm 100% with you yeah, I can't enjoy Shadow Keep and Specimen Storehouse as much as those areas deserve simply because the enemies are... what? recycled soldiers and bats and hornsent ghost men? The only new enemies were the fire knights which are pretty cool but they don't carry the whole areas, compare this to the first legacy dungeon in the game, Stormveil, with all the exile soldiers and banished knights that feel so unique to that area and a re barely seen anywhere else.
it has the look
Kill yourself, movie illiterate.
All the souls games are easier dude. Drop the act.
By the way Alex Garland is completely washed up and makes Netflix tier slip now
The gate of divinity uses hornsent bodies as material but it was made by Marika you idiot that's what I'm saying, I'm not saying that hornsent corpses weren't used, they were, hornsent corpses being used means that the gate wasn't built by the hornsent.
I just hate how Romina and Rellana are 100% silent and then just die, they look important, they fight well, but they have no voice lines and no cutscenes that show off anything about them so they end up just feeling like minibosses. And Radahn has a cutcene too but it's so lame that he's just a mindless Miquella drone that dies, he should have had more material too, otherwise it feels wasted to bring him back only to die at the end again.
I don't disagree.
In this sense the dlc was a bit disappointing. Overall I think it was better than the base game.
Imagine thinking fromsoft dumping assets on the ground is lore
...right. That's what the movie's for...
I hope you eat shit and die
Imagine thinking it isn't.
Shazam lost. Kneel, trannie.
Youre not very intelligent but that's normal for a fromsoft fan
Literally random dumped assets in a field
SUBARASHII MIYAZAKI SAN
dude
No, it was made by the hornsent, retard
The hornsent wrapped their future Goddess and Lord in funereal veils and lead it up to Enir-Ilim. Marika stole their grace and ascended herself, betraying the ritual.
overall I feel like the DLC took two steps forward one step back in my eyes.
these tablets are random!
these ships that resemble the ships on the tablets are also random!
Most sane shazamtrannie.
Hornset built the entire tower, they built all of Enir Ilim execpt the bit right at the end where there are 300 thousand hornsent corpses that look like they died in horrible pain, I don't think hornsent people would kill other hornsent people to make the divine gate, the divine gate area also has a much more crude design that leads me to believe hornsent architects didn't take part in that project, it was Marika last minute.
It's an open world. It's unavoidable. Open world games cannot be good by design.
Dark Souls 1 will always be superior when it comes to level design.
Miyazaki took a shit in some grass and imported the image into dark souls 16 what could it mean? It has to mean something there's no way they'd include something for no reason to keep low IQ people like me obsessing over a jpeg of Miyazaki's poop
This is going to be one hell of a flop.
I don't think that's true, it's just really hard, making a game overall perfect is really hard, even in Dark Souls 1 has Izalith and shit, there are so many mistakes to make when making any type of game and they are very difficult to see coming or very labour and time intensive to prevent, that's not to say game devs aren't sometimes retarded and completely at fault for shitty game flaws but overall developing a game and having it come out nearly as good as Elden Ring or Dark Souls 1 did is still pretty fucking difficult
Why would you waste time modeling a 3D asset from a random 2D asset if it wasn't meaningful, retard? Why not place some other random default asset there?
Riddle me this, trannie.
Yeah why would fromsoft randomly model random shit and drop it in their games and call it lore
Wait that's all they do
they will make it full action/full adventure kino
There isn't a single good open world game.
Izalith's problem is something else, it's undeveloped. You can put the most care possible in designing an open world and it will still be shit.
Why? Because art, and therefore also videogames, is all about communicating meaning. You cannot have communication when the experience isn't tailored and guided.
Hornset built the entire tower,
No they didn't. That's not the architecture of the Hornsent but of the Sun Realm
they built all of Enir Ilim execpt the bit right at the end where there are 300 thousand hornsent corpses that look like they died in horrible pain
You are another brainrotted dumbass spreading bullshit misinformation about lore that goes past the least intellectually gifted, all acting like you unlocked the truth.
Every civilization buries their dead in their strcture of cult and ascension. Farum Azula is full of buried dragons and beastmen, the old catacombs are full of ashes and urns of burned bodies and the newer stratified catacombs have bodies near roots. Even the Eternal Cities have their inhabitants buried next to the throne for their aspiring Lords.
The hornsent are didn't build the Spiral Tower because you can actually tell the imagery and architectural difference with Belurat, that they built around the pre-existing Tower.
Marika could also never kill the Hornsent in the first place before ascending it, not that it matters since Messmer Crusade started with Golden Order Fundamentalism, when Marika removed spiral imagery entirely in favour of the light cipher and sealed the Land of Shadow, which is why in Fundamentalism portrayed she doesn't even have braids.
So you were not able to give a rational answer, as expected.
Shazamtrannies lost. Cope, seethe and dilate.
Yeah the answer is fromsoft models random assets and drops them in their games and call it lore. You're just a low IQ retard with some kind of disorder, a true fromsoft lore expert
How can they be random if they're consistent among themselves and with the lore, retard?
Do you know what random means?
I've played good open world games before and Elden Ring is one of them.
they're consistent
Are they? no aspect of peripheral lore is reused in fromsoft games. All the fluff to fill out the content is never referenced again
Enir Ilim doesn't strike me as particularly different architectural style when compared to Belurat at all.
The ships are consistent. Can you follow a simple reasoning?
The ships were on the tablets.
There was no reference to the ships in the lore in the base game.
The dlc comes out and it turns out the ships on the tablets were not random but part of the lore and they integrated them in the world.
The tablets in the base game are consistent with the ships in the dlc.
no aspect of peripheral lore is reused in fromsoft games
Absolute bullshit. In fact, I just proved you wrong with one example.
Sounds like a terrible idea.
There is nothing to discover in SotE. It's beautiful but absolutely barren and empty. Every zone is at least 50% bigger than it needs to be and all the items you find are boring and useless.