is it gay to romance Hans because it feels the most natural? why would i pick any of the girls if the character that has the most history & chemistry with Henry is an option?
Is it gay to romance Hans because it feels the most natural...
No, kissing your homies is straight to the core
i hope you see the irony in spamming every thread with this
You're not allowed to talk about successful woke games here, please go to the Anon Babble gen instead
imagine how crusty bros anuses would get in medieval times when you only washed once every few weeks
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my henry will always just visit whores and will never romance anyone. I rushed through the first game so had zero attachment to theresa, that would've been my only romance
Kcd 2
Woke game
there's nothing more based than gay sex and being lectured by niggers and jews, praise vavra!
is it gay to romance Hans
Yes.
It's gay but does it really matter?
why would i pick any of the girls if the character that has the most history & chemistry with Henry is an option?
... because it's gay?
and?
Why does the game not allow Henry to romance an older woman?
Yeah, that was the whole game
LOL fag
Because Henry is too much of a chad to fall for some saggy old fart
What are they doing?
Apparently NSFW is okaya s long as it's gay
You're not limited to modern morality and sensibilities. Impregnate a wife to carry on your dynasty and establish a lasting alliance with a powerful family and then spend the rest of your days hanging out with your bro and causing people to have debates about your sexuality on your Wikipedia article in 600 years.
Doing what gamers want.
kissing
nsfw
Anon Babble is Haram Mahmoud
this car is totally safe bro, the brakes work 90% of the time
What will their girlfriends think?
Katherine is old enough to be his mother and you can romance her though?
he already did that in the first game
it feels weird to romance hans to me since he is your closest friend but the more options the better in an rpg
car analogy
LOL fag
this condom is safe bro, it protects you against STDs 90% of the time
there, specially for you
Not as weird as Katherine and Lady Stephannie. I am pleasantly surprised Hans is romanceable any how. If it were any other game. There's no way that would happen. At best you get subtext or downright queerbaiting. But I like how it does develop though it does not supercede their friendship. It's the best of both worlds, at least that's how I see it.
based
Forgot about her
sex analogy
LMAO fag
The only true best girl
Based pebbles poster
So if you have best friend that mean you have to be a gay ? Why is it that zoomers cant comprehend normal friendship.
Moron.
nigger, Go poisoning the fandom with your shitty politics to >LGBT
Keep seething over an optional romance subplot.
I dont care about that option im just wondering why zoomers think that everyone who are friends in games or tv shows definitely must be gay in secret. Its almost like they have no IRL interaction and all their viewing on human relationships comes from hentai.
think that everyone who are friends in games or tv shows definitely must be gay in secret.
It's definitely not everyone. Plus it's not like we have no shortage of purely platonic male friendships in media. Furthermore, we see the inverse all the time were two characters of the opposite sex are close with one another. And everyone assumes it's inherently romantic.
well op clearly thinks it has to be. And yes people of opposite sexes that are friends are much more likely ended up being more than just a friends thats natural, thats life. Its not you shitty cumbrained yuri fanfic .
Plus it's not like we have no shortage of purely platonic male friendships in media.
Lately yes, KCD2 is nice example while in KCD1 there wasnt a single hint of neither of them being gay, well now... Its just has to be the option for that. Again i skipped that and never looked back and i applaud game for not shoving option down my throat but it really shows how warhorse even just slightly but still bend the knee. I will never called this game woke but its clear that Vavra wanted some lib left tokens to gather.
And yes people of opposite sexes that are friends are much more likely ended up being more than just a friends thats natural, thats life.
Compulsory heterosexuality.
Because it’s not everyone it’s a specific favella faggot that spams this shit.
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Women can't comprehend the concept of friendship, not really. Women cannot experience friendship like men can. This is why male friendship *must* be romantic in the eyes of women. They can't understand genuine attachment through any other lens because women all hate each other and do not experience genuine friendship once they hit puberty. Upon puberty, femininity is all about backstabbing other women every chance they get.
Why is there no option if you want to be top or bottom? I can't self-insert...
Because Henry and Hans are sides. You can see them frotting and their swords are crossed for goodness sake!
best romance in video game history
it's gay
Based.