fantasylife.jp
Half a million sold already, Level 5 is so fucking back it's unreal
Fantasy Life i
nexusmods.com
don't forget to install the camera mod on pc to finally unfuck the camera as well
can't fuck the chibis in hardcore sex minigames
bruh
sex with snow
INAFUNE LOST AGAIN
LMAOOOOO
female outfits are censored and player forced to be nonbinary or crossdress
no romance
hit the mushrooms in the same pattern
keeps throwing out more mushrooms in longer patterns until it's impossible to follow
too bad it fucks with interiors
Ran out of stranglings in chest they just give flowers
have 70% of them
Havent even found one angler after all this time
just write the order out on notepad on your second monitor while it's going
can't fuck Growler in front of Rem
0/10 refunding immediately
that just means they're story, shrine, or out in the world. Look them up. You just ran out of the RNG ones.
>Havent even found one angler after all this time
yet
using the official Fagsheet™
shiggy diggy, anons
shiggy diggy
How do I grind up farming?
Or rather, why the fuck are seeds so fucking expensive?
How do farmers even live with that kinda seedtax?
Am I supposed to just make a ton of beds or something and sell them to afford food?
I'm on Switch and I just recorded video clips of that.
Where are diamonds? Need the final mission for Miner.
just grind veggie troves for seeds
or that one area with veggie patches in ginormosia
i got mine from the earth starcrystal in cave of trials
And if you want images pointing out locations on the map...
game8.jp
there not being any romance just decapitates this game
there not being any romance makes this game based beyond belief
why do you want to romance characters that look like children so badly anon?
kys pc vegan
Are there any eyepatch/heterochromia customization options?
eyepatches yes
Duglas doesn't look like a child, how dare you
Does this asshole ever stop digging?
Wonderful! Thank you friend.
Seems like we won't hit 60k today after all...
chibi missionary for the soul purpose of chibi procreation
challenges work retroactively anon
Who gives a shit?
this looks like more safe sterilized woke jap shit with no hot teens and nonexistent story
Why would anyone bother releasing a game like this after Exp. 33? Don't they want their game to sell?
post a mspaint drawing of your liver
I do
responding to chartbots
Why is anyone bothering to make girl characters when there are no girl clothes? Is it just trannies?
I already hate e33, you don’t have to keep trying
we won
NOOOOO ABANDON SHIP
Just started, when should I consider starting other jobs? I'm a merc atm.
half a million
after switching from Nintendo to every platform
after cashing in on Animal Crossing thirsting pconlies
That's not as impressive as you think. Although they may have expected far worse. After all they did pretty much shit on their biggest customer base.
feet game
Everyone lol? This game is woke as fuck and no one would be talking about it if it wasn't on global sellers.
there isn't enough stars in fledgling through apprentice to make up that difference either
you can't have challenge exp from Adept applied during the report process, it only completes those challenges after you exit out after rank-up
I always check my challenges after rank-up to see what I've already done, and they were never applied retroactively
tl;dr you smoked ALL the crack until proven otherwise
tummy game
Are there really no girl clothes or are you just trying to spread bad word of mouth?
shartslimer6
I'm gonna log off Anon Babble now and finally play it.
Luv Level 5. Simple as. Hope Inazuma Eleven also succeeds.
guild hall shop has skirts
Am I mistaken? Are those guy clothes?
Why dont more of these kinda games just come to PC anyway?
Obviously people want it.
Mira
Holy sexo
this game is perfect on the deck
'ave a blast lad! cheers!
not interested in it but I hope your footysoccergrass actorball game does well
Nintendo is the bread and butter of this genre so devs will at times prioritise that.
All right, so what makes THIS farming sim so special that people are acting like it is a breakthrough miracle video game of the genre?
tl;dr you smoked ALL the crack until proven otherwise
I'm not even that anon, but yes, from my understanding is that anon ranked up then check his challenges and they're already done then report them again basically "skipping" a rank
less features are a good thing
kill yourself immediately shill niggerfaggot
people are acting like it is a breakthrough miracle video game of the genre
I don't see people treating it like that at all
just having a good time and happy it succeeded after a shitty development
Its not a farming sim its a fantasy life sim
there are strangelings just lying around in ginormosia
oh fuck. time to thoroughly explore everything.
you could always play the new rune factory if you want romance so badly
censored
fuck off child, no one cares.
Very VERY cyte guirls
farming is ass in it, one of the less fun lifes
doesn't unlock until several hours in at least either which is dumb
stfu bitch
adding a dog bark sound effect to the soundtrack
I got up and checked my dog and he just stared at me like I was crazy. You fuckers
farming sim
LMAO, who said this is a farming sim?
dumb fuck retard.
how about no
just play something else
thanks I will
cool, see you in RF thread anon.
good. now fuck off.
you won't
Reminder that mysterious = tranny in the character creator
nah, the way he wrote it was "-but I ended up skipping a rank"
he could've said "I had enough already done to just immediately rank up again" if that were the case
I'm still correct lol - you can't "jump" two ranks in one report
Same thing happened to me yesterday kek
Genuine question: does this have romance, and if so, who are the romance options?
I keep wanting to play games like this, but I always end up losing interest if it has a romance system and I don't like any of the romance options.
bark bark
fart fart
lol
ok later schizofaggot…oh wait you’re still going to sit and cry in every thread
whats with the seethe
is 50k players really that much?
and whats with the obsession with playercount...its a single player game
Somebody in these threads has been constantly trying to compare this to literally every other game in existence. Previous thread was fucking Minecraft of all things. I say this game is more like Dark Souls.
forced to make the girls wear male clothes for their job
It's woke and it's flopping
I'm on the fence. Convince me to pay $60 dollars for this
Rem get confirms
Theres an actual actual non memeing autist that latched onto this game and made it his life's goal to samefag and sperg out about the game.
Originally he tried the backseat janny angle and now this.
Just ignore it and he'll quiet down after a bit.
I just got home, I'm going in!
there is no romance
Why is Brown Vegeta the third character preset
pirate them first, if you like it buy it, also the multiplayer is fun
are you a real human bean?
do you like grindan games?
They are 50k+ people smacking rock and chopping trees right now for hours non-stop
Original anon who said that and not the one you've been arguing with here. I ranked up twice from Apprentice because I was 50 stars away from Adept already when I turned in lol
how do you deal with islander's housing? should I house those that have the lowest affinity so they give me quests for them?
holy shit, this makes the game feel quite different lol
Oh, that's fine, then.
I don't mind there being no romance because that's most games anyways. It's just frustrating when there's a romance system I can't participate in because I dislike all of the options, which is usually the case.
yup
Do you guys join random treasure grove rooms in multiplayer? Do people explore all the nodes or beeline to the final one?
yes and most people are beelining
You sound like you have brain damage.
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US
Everyone loves these eyes huh
LETS GOOOOOOOO
First time booting up will take ages because of anti-cheat, don't worry about it and just wait
pirate game from a dying company
it's still a success
Feels fucking good man
Keep buying buying buying bros
because they are kakkoii
Is there any red cap in the game?
can beat the "see the race" event just by killing the rabbit
kek i was waiting each time
kakkoii and kawaii as well
chopped trees for 10 hours IRL
got home and started chopping trees virtually
I am beyond redemption
Meds
Sure, once I got time to grind my alchemist.
No pity you for you.
Looks like DEI slop, and whole thread reeks of shills.
reminds me of those russians that basically just go home and play like forklift simulator and other shit and are singlehandedly keeping that genre afloat lmao
he's really seething hard today lmao
This but unironically
I'm still in this thread because I love the game, but the 3DS threads felt genuine while this feels soulless and forced
Valheim has probably the best lumberjacking in the biz if you wanna chop more trees after this
Do i miss out on much if i pirate it? I heard the multiplayer is really locked down anyway
the threads were better during early release when it was just a few paypigs like myself and pirates asking how to get their shit to work
You chisel health bars so that you can chisel other health bars slightly faster.
The combat is so easy I was dunking on the lvl 50 dragon in the starter zone at level 15
Whats the point of all these rpg systems if the combat is never challenging?
i pirated it at first and loved it so much i couldn't help but get it. my birthday is coming up friday and i know i'll get some birthday dosh so i bought it for myself to support the company, that's how they know people like new games they make, but you do you anon
It is slop
no genders
nonbinary clothing
no cute outfits for girls
shared male and female job class outfits
can't date any of the characters
no amazing writing, music, or skill based gameplay
Cant hold a candle to Clair Obscur. It will fall off before the week is out and these shill threads will die.
Multiplayer is garbage and this game doesn't need it. Just pirate it
PCbros can use online-fix and play with other piratechads, but it's still fucking worthless
russians
You're thinking of Germans
I chopped trees in Valheim for 200 hours and had enough, it's not as comfy as this game
no
Me fisical Japanianan game arrivening on Monday .
What job is the most FUN ? I don'nt care about being strong I just want FUN
Its a kids game, don't ask questions just play and be comfy
merc
the beginning of the game is too easy
you aren't prepared for the KMMO level of grind
Okay cool thanks
lods a mone
Based birthday haver
was gonna say, germans love the work sim games, and god bless them
just bought it
this pops up
fuck you too
I just finished the water island and the combat is still beatable by just mashing attack
This game fill a hole that RF can't for the last decade, its also got perfect PC port.
So if you are not into that kind of game then its not a game for you.
Its a simple mindless grindan game, just like Factorio.
Don't worry too much about it, you can change jobs literally at any time during exploration. My class is literally the class that has the strongest weapon at that point. I started fighting level 40 enemies with my level 10 paladin because a strong ass sword just happened to drop
he didn't just delete the epicshit
lmao
I'm not done with the story yet because I keep getting sidetracked by LIFE, but people said the past is just a huge tutorial mission.
he bought
kek it
Can you use the mods with EAC? I want steam to record my playtime.
Slop 33 retards accusing these threads of being shill threads
Now that is fucking rich
then i expect you to take on the final boss without weakening him first
hair catalog 1 unlocks 15 new styles
holy BASED
yes
jealous much?
Rem is cute. Can Rem be a NPC partner? This will be the sole deciding factor in my purchase.
nekomimi modo
drills
kitty
very nice
yeah better to just ignore them because the intent is to derail and shit up these threads
Is it true that there's no waifu outfits?
finally
Awesome, that was my biggest complaint about the game was the shit camera angle
These drills are too small
finally found iron
room with blatantly labeled mimic and a bunch of plain looking chests
I was expecting the chests to also be mimics desu
hair that covers your face too, i saw someone ask about this
This game looks like a decently fun game, but what in the actual fuck is up with the price???
Man look at this fucking tranny shit this game is a shameless trap
stop being a brown thirdworlder, the price is perfectly fair for the amount of content you get
$90 games is the new standard, that's why.
Just pirate it. The price is fucking retarded and should be $40 at most
The ̶i̶t̶e̶m̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ treasure trove do be like that sometimes
2nd from bottom on the right
Ughghghghhghgh I'm gonna be grinding this shit out forever aren't I
60 bucks is a steal nowadays ":D"
It's a 200 hour game, $60 is fair
what the fuck is this shit? i boughted on steam
Same reason why the new Atelier game was $70: niche japanese games need to be overpriced since the only people interested in the game would buy it regardless of price
you're fucked now kekekekek
They use epic for cloud cross saving between all the platforms. If you don't need it, it is not intrusive.
classic bot/chatgpt post
shill prtending to be one of us
retard that thinks this 10$ game is worth 40$
you got baited. Refund now.
I'm playing both of em at the same time, enjoying them each.
I'm finally happy this year.
It simpossible for jap developer to not make DEI woke shit anymore. Trust in China and Sandfall interactive
simpossible
Fantasy life shitposter is a SAAR
That explains it
So what game you come from anon? I'm sorry it's not as popular as ours.
if you want fruits than there is zero reason not too as you get an extra fruit per player
everyone bumrushes it though
i got 12.8k off one of my paintings
most of these weenies keep trying to buy shit at 800 though
its 3 runs of treasure groves with 4 people which is gonna be like an hour or so at worst
the 2nd book is worse because you gotta max your base board before you can even be allowed to buy it
I gotta get those drills
Wait, you guys can sell your arts stuff to other people?
Fucking hell, I'm playing this game wrong.
Time to grindan my art Life.
Mercenary or Hunter depending if you like melee or ranged.
Paladin might be fun if you like blocking.
Mage is the healslut life in a game with limited multiplayer.
youtube.com
be sure you have this playing
can I change housing later on? I want to get houses for my harem villagers only
Why does the open world feel like a totally different game they were developing? It lacks so much life and content variety, why didn't they just put the islands there to fill in the content? Why split the world into 3 parts like that?
black napdragon bike recipe is a random reward from handing in tablets to edward
Blame conman for fucking up almost everything
trip a qt
yes
WTF
the noise he made in the cage unironically had me teary eyed
I like it, a dense SP is better and the open world exist for end game grind.
Japan tried making ubislop open world shit and its fucking boring as hell, I can't even try to finish the game.
auto craft is a scam right?
The information presented is accurate
The face tree is real??
in the potato king short the jew boy gets killed and everyone else is happy about it
based
Is this game RuneScape autism approved?
I wish they didn't put the mask on him, I thought he was cuter as just a regular birb
it's good if you wanna mass produce decorations for your island
reached master level
These midgets start singing
wouldn't be surprised if it was vestiges from before that they just kept because the work was already done
Unless the story changes things later she never leaves the past, so no she can't be an NPC buddy
Paladin or Hunter? Paladin seems a bit messy with all the buddy chaos but the parry thing seems neat and powerful. Hunter is already giving me OP vibes and I'm only apprentice.
man these DARK recipes for tools are fucking insane and way easier to get than the time tools
Parry is nice, but with Hunter you don't need to defend. You just keep shitting out damage.
any way to track which bosses (mobs, trees, rocks and fish) I've already beaten? Does the encyclopedia only register those? or any that I've just seen?
hunter is the best cuz you can spam rb to move fast in dungeons where you can't mount
also para arrows ARE op
nope
The first game got updates and substantial DLC, right? I'm wondering if I should wait and will have a better experience with the game in half a year rather than playing it now.
the first game dlc was a massive endgame add-on
you might as enjoy the game now, because all your current endgame stuff you earn will be useful for getting the dlc stuff
they have a survey up for what we'd like to see as dlc right now, anon. they'll probably be increasing the life levels like they did in the first 3DS game, so you've got plenty of grindan to do before any dlc comes out
GOD
he also gets killed in this one lol
Hunter until you actually find the mobs Paladin needs to unlock Parry.
Hunter can spam dash to get through areas where you cant mount so I just stuck with Hunter for the story.
AAAAAAA
wheres the best place to farm for that stuff? high rank ginormosia?
I am going to marry Fang. And have a litter of his kids.
And there's nothing you can do to stop me
You not being a woman is enough to stop you
I beat the game.
too late, I've locked him in plushie form forever and am currently banging his SPH regularly
Worth the price? Any endgame? burned out?
no one cares
is there a cool knight helmet i can put on a guy in this game
holy fuck
I care
Chopin bros...
your rank 7 ginormosia prooves? your top true time gear for you and your buddies?
My favorite Master Life Songs In ENG are almost just as good as the original JAP
Mining is the best one
Kunugi.
Ah that sucks. Oh well.
Hopefully future DLC.
Find any good trees?
IT'S SO OVER
/thread
the grind must continue
no romance
Fantasy Life never had romance???
How long did it take?
Chopinbros...
Ingobros...
NEETbro I KNEEL
The island shaped like dragon
need one for you 3 more for your mage buddies
need one tool and 3 more for your gather and crafter buddies
dios mio
I have no idea what I'm doing. I like cooking, fishing, and shooting lemons as mage.
Also, I like foxes. There aren't any fox ears in customization. Are there any elsewhere?
t. when you don't have real problems in your life so you got to create them
can you post all the hero skills please
How
worthless NEETs are just that, anon
first game came out in 2012(jp)~2014(usa)
it was great, not for everyone tho
ff to 2018(jp)
a game is in the works, Fantasy Life 2
gets renamed to Fantasy Life online
it comes out
IT'S A FUCKING GACHA FOR PHONES
released in 2021 worldwide
gets eos'd
all hope is lost
another game is on the works
INAFUNE AT THE HELM
ALL HOPE IS TRULY LOST
ff to 2024
Inafune is kicked out
it probably won't come out/it'll probably be shit anyways
the game gets promoted on a Nintendo Direct
wtf it looks good
HOPE RESTORED
gets delayed
ok.jpg
until it finally comes out
and now we are here, the fact this game came out as good as it did is nothing short of a miracle and that's why fans are so happy about it myself included
Jesus Christ I kneel NEETgod
Cheat engine
how do you get hair catalog upgrades?
Make a mainline game a fucking gacha
Only level-5 could be this retarded
trying to fish for the faintest bit of self-worth in your life on Anon Babble of all places, lmao
you probably weren't even first
do troves for fruit. give fruit to marco
but why? look at his face he looks like a clown
he's tall as fuck
oh, right...
This mining trove makes me sleepy ngl
anyone got a link to the life songs in japanese
Show the time or gtfo.
charges are maintained while dodge rolling
this changes everything
That's actually the reason Hunter still has the regular dodge roll
Cheat engine is a helluva drug
hey thanks for the timeline but what does the cute girl on the pic has to do with any of it?
Love the mod but I see why they tried to restrict the camera so hard
Demiel in the back there is animating at 15fps if you're framerate blind
It's just for flavor
Shut up ps fags. You niggers don't buy games
sequel is a gacha game
Wish they stopped doing this shit
it's kinda like how some furfags post furshit with every single post they do
they just can't help it for some reason
Hunter:
youtube.com
Woodcutter:
youtube.com
Cook:
youtube.com
Carpenter:
youtube.com
Alchemist:
youtube.com
Magician:
youtube.com
Artist:
youtube.com
Farmer:
youtube.com
Mercenary:
youtube.com
Miner:
youtube.com
Angler:
youtube.com
Tailor:
youtube.com
Paladin:
youtube.com
Blacksmith:
youtube.com
Cut lives:
tcrf.net
yeah it also fucks up the sense of scale of the game, you realize how small everything is
i kneel, thanks
Does hunter lose its charge when you use the R dodge? I haven't messed around with it that much but R seemed like it was superior to the normal dodge in almost every way, especially since it had i-frames too
My girl is walking in slow motion
how do you get to ser those in game?
get to master rank
Wrong link for Tailor. The following is the correct one youtube.com
I'm almost 30 hours in and barely an adept on 7 lives. Are niggas speedrunning the game or am I too slow?
just take things easy, there's no rush anon
This retard can't remember 7 colours in a sequence. Get some fucking help. Play some memory games you dementia ridden oaf.
no-life NEETs have barely anything going on so they just grind content into nothing every second of their lives
it's all they have
speedrunning, you're fine anon. this thread is filled with autistic neets who will skip eating and sleeping possibly shitting and pissing to 100% everything asap
So many lives... yet you don't have one.
Monika is the cutest
Hunter's R dodge is shit, SHIIIIIIT! Because it's bound to the same button as arrow select, it activates on button release, not on button press.
Taylor is the cutest
patched that right up for ya, anon
it activates on button release, not on button press
ahh just like my dark souls
It seemed like you can chain the class dodge into a regular dodge faster than you can chain 2 class dodges together as well
Taylor looks like a granny
anon is blind
no surprise you think Monika is cute
Anybody find out where to get darktree bark yet?
i hope that orange yoshi doesn't show up
man, the only thing blind here is your taste for chibi wives
They are from rare luminous dark trees in dungeons. But if you have 30 dark flame you can open the door in the forest and there is a permanently respawning one
Speaking of dying, a ghost boss madr me eat all the shit and die. Wasn't expeting that difficulty bump, but it's nice to find some challenge from time to time
He doesn't wear his gamer pants for extended vidya sessions
Not gonna make bruv
why would anyone believe a blind man lol
See, that's what having a Steam Deck and cross save is for
When you have to take a shit, you bring it to the can with you
I hope this game follows Animal Crossing and adds big poofy diapers
Fuck Nintendo
niggas arguing over chibi wives meanwhile Pino is fucking all of them while you are out on your silly adventures LMAO
Has anyone found the Tim Crook costume seen in the april fools trailer?
youtu.be
Planning on getting it for the Deck next week
based Tim Crook poster. I hope you find the fucking costume some day.
Pino
not gay for Leafes
GIGACHAD THEME
faggot Tim Crook poster. I hope you never get your costume ever.
I'm not just posting in here anon, I'm always looking, farming the troves, looking in every shop, maxing every life, buying those flower boxes, it could be anywhere anon, I have to find it.
just be honest anon-kun
are you a furfag desperate to have an actual "anthro" to play as
I found it but I’m not telling where
not english ver. for the pure cringe
ngmi
not english ver. for the pure superiority
fix'd
where do you get these?
your mom's house
treasure trove dungeons you silly
You don't have to tell me where, just proof that its in the game or not.
Well I am just interested in the fact that it seems like a waste to make cosmetic set like this for a april fools joke. But also, I would kill for playable anthros in this game.
If people can give the hero passives for Paladin, Mage, and Hunter I can make a list of them all. You need to be like level 80 just to have enough points to reach it.
Pino looks exactly like Snufkin from the moomins
acts like Snufkin from the moomins
calls humans hoomins
Maybe a coincidence but I thought it was interesting
hoomin/hyoomins was always a normalfag way to "animalspeak" tho
nigga's def boning Leafes tho
just like how Snufkin is all sorts of gay with Moomintroll
It’s in, you’ll just have to trust me on this one
Thanks for posting this anon, it's made a world of difference.
Although I can't help but feel it's a little cheaty since you can basically see everything but the default angle is so ass it's a better compromise I guess.
spoiler
Hey fuck you, I don't subscribe to that fanfic tier shit. Moomintroll is an alfa male
it’s definitely a reference, L5 have referenced twin peaks and X-files in YW3
written by a lesbian
anon....................
keep coping. Pino is nailing all your chibis while you are down in the dungeon.
cheaty
it's only really "cheaty" in the Trove dungeons because it gives you info cross-room that you shouldn't have
this is why they should fix camera shit and then have it work the same way it does now in those
A simple screenshot of it in the game would be enough proof for me (not a screenshot from the trailer of course.) but okay anon, I will trust you and have hope in the hunt.
lesbian
don’t exist
keep coping, your cuckold fantasy will never be
Well you got me there, I consneed
I got both anglers already.
Girl - isolated on the northeastern island (it has grass on it) of the farthest northwestern segment of Ginormosia
Guy - complete third quest in the Tortoise village
candlejack got this anon, watch o
not spoilering your gay spoonfeeding
kill youerselve
fantasylife.jp
cute illustrations inside
trip is made for cloacal penetration
Aren't you guys worried that if you play this you're steam friends will think your a homosexual?
if you used anything other than BRAND NEW you did not beat the game
Is there a stick better than Excalibranch from a slate recipe?
if you did not use BRAND NEW completely naked with your erect uncut dick or fat tits and vag flopping around in the breeze you did not beat the game
Ragnabranch
I really like this game, playing on Ps4. But sad to see how hard it flopped...
Lv21
You're not in nearly deep enough to make that assessment, fool
it's a phenomenal success thoughbeit
is this coming out for switch 2? maybe i can get it for my mom
yes
hunter dodge has 100% invuln uptime if you spam it so no need.
opposite of flopped althoughbeit
Didn'nt this game sell less than 10k unit's...
hero is the max rank
I hope we get DLC with legend and god ranks.
read the op you shitposter
Saw the character creator and turns out it's more non-binary bs. Nips truly have been subverted.
Nigga What?
read op
Concesion accepted...
How early should you unlock all the other classes?
At what point is it best for me to go freely fuck around instead of trying to push the story? I remember seeing something about there being an RNG dungeon?
unlock 1 combat class and the 3 gatherers before you first leave the island
as for the rest, just grab them whenever you like. crafted items are much better than purchased and quest items
yeah, wait until you get those
They're immediately visible if you wander to that island and/or save that village.
For crafting and gathering, ASAP. You only need one combat class.
basically guaranteed since they said the DLC would be free
hope we get three sets of DLC
an entire thing with more stories and shit for Legend, then another for God, then a giga ultra final content patch with 3x as much as the last two
after you get fast travel from unlocking the dragon, but really you just need 1 combat class, the gatherers and only need to start bothering with crafters when you want better gear
the rng dungeon unlocks after doing a certain amount of story, but they're best saved for after finishing the game
i'd say once you get farmer is a good point to fuck around doing whatever, since the next major unlock (painter) is quite a while away from that point
Nintendo can suck a fat dick
bare minimum tier:
-1 Combat Life
-All Gathering Lives
best minimum tier:
-1 Combat Life
-All Gathering Lives
-Blacksmith and Carpenter Lives(they make every tool together except Alchemist's)
Thoughts on the official shorts? They're basically the only marketing the game has.
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
With all those ellipses I could confuse you for my grandmother, you retarded shitposter. Would make sense, you're fucking slow in the head.
You're a dumb ass nigga.
only 500k
I thought it would have sold a milly by now
jew boy is killed multiple times to the enjoyment of everyone else
based
okay, I'll try to stop getting distracted with mining and chopping down everything I've seen
will the game outright tell you that the dungeons are random? I thought I hit it a few times
is the RNG dungeon able to be played in multiplayer?
okay cool. I think I might be close to getting farmer, I have to visit the big old tree
i spent like two hours just autistically scavanging the well cave I found inside the forest between using it to rank up my combat life and getting every single ore and tree I saw, including the boss ones.
When are we getting "those" mods?
okay, I'll try to stop getting distracted with mining and chopping down everything I've seen
NO DON'T
DON'T BE SOME KIND OF NO-GATHER FAGGOT
GATHER WITH US, GATHERBRO
GATHERRRRR
And yeah, you literally get it right after that bit and you go back there
it only came out like three days ago anon
it was a pretty niche release too, the marketing kind of sucked so it's mostly been word of mouth
hopefully never
Why are you angery I like this game to but just wish it selled better.
why the fuck is the advertising for this so abysmal
game is constantly trying to force you to fish (it does almost nothing)
Why…
easy anti cheat
are they retarded?
just delete it and rename the game exe to what the easy anticheat exe was called
It's because of the cross-save and cross-play with Switch, no doubt.
Imagine someone found a software exploit in the game and used it to hack their switch. Nintendo would be LIVID.
selled
fuck off ESL
and it's selling insanely well
500k after a few days with barely any advertising is amazing
the og ds game only got like a million sold after several years
probably not for a long while, if it ever happens
the game has a healthy amount of content
the game isn't really the type for those mods
the game is so niche that it barely had any advertising
multiplayer is somewhat lacking, even if the last few patches have improved it
will the game outright tell you that the dungeons are random? I thought I hit it a few times
yeah
holy shit lol that's so bad and niche, yet hilarious. who the fuck did they think would see this and be like, "that's the game for me!"
40 hours in, 5 on my paid playthrough. help
There's literally nothing wrong with EAC.
but muh backdoor....
Name some instances of where people have lost their machines due to EAC.
but you could
and? There are a ton of scenarios of "could" that have never come to fruition. Let go of your pearls.
>the game is so niche
500k copies sold in 3 days
retardchama...
They look like ads for a shitty mobile game designed to scam kids. I would have dismissed the game instantly if I found out about it from one of these.
This is not DS game lel what u talking ....
Cool
Gathering is fun bros...
I mean, to be fair, under Inafune, that's basically what it was going to be before they fired him and retooled the whole thing
They seem like standard nip advertising
3rd worlder has 0 reading comprehension and can't even understand comparisons
I tapped out of 1 early because it was very shallow compared to RF4
Would I like this one better?
Who obliterated their "legacy" more, Inafune or Yuji Naka
They just look like typical nip ads to me, it's a culture thing
HOLY SOVL
Concesion accepted...
That's more sales than Doom The Dark Ages.
Definitely Inafune
Unc failed math class.
maybe, has a lot more to do than the first, I don’t give a shit about RF tho
Inafune somehow keeps getting work, hopefully this is it for him
I still haven't made it past character creation
shallow compared to RF4
I like RF4 Special but who you trying to fool man?
lmao
buy appliance
hit button
i keep basedboy facing every single time i find out theres more islands to travel to
I think he means the farming in RF
Which to be fair, is reasonably complex
It's no Sakuna though.
People shouldn't support this dumb bitch until red ash comes out and is basically MML3
Does it matter what items you buried with the weapon?
yeah
Yes
That makes the added skill better and also ages it more years without running around nodes
sasuga, anon-kun
No
it makes everything worse and kills your dog
Farming is the most fucked job in this game
8 plots max
Cant freely relocate, only on other spots the relocated plot isnt in so you cant move it a square closer to another plot to fix the gap
Costs money to both buy and delete plots(which takes a fucking loading screen for no reason) that can only host one type of veggie
Watering area is finnicky and sometimes waters in a + pattern instead of the full 6 squares
there's two stages for growing so you need to water twice, there's no clear timer when it happens so you can easily waste hours of your plants not growing
Harvesting is also a pain with similar finnicky aoe so you have to just spam the circle move and hope it gets all 9 squares, doesnt crit and miss the excellent harvest
I dont think they'll fix this soon but I hope people tell them in the surveys that farming sucks ass
item types no, but certain items like sacks give more points
1k points gives the best skills
Can't do that, I have immunity dog on my PC
that's against meme curse images
not against vidya gaems
Sad, many such cases
Counterpoint: Games can't kill my dog unless the game is cursed
I hate how low level all the enemies are in the open world. Why the fuck is the rank that costs 150k points level fucking 70 monsters.
he can obviously come up with some decent ideas but his extreme greed outweighs it
so it doesn't matter? like for example if I want inflict frostbite skill do I need to bury specific item? I guess no one knows yet
Why are tendies so mentally ill?
you can press a button to see what skills you get at what tier of points
Tendies hate anything that's not nintendo
literally stockholm syndrom
truth counterpoint: it's merely a memetic agent and not a curse
r finnicky aoe so you have to just spam the circle move and hope it gets all 9 squares
just stand on the center plot, never misses.
I hope you all did your part and asked for Rem as a companion in the survey.
Fanboys in general are mentally ill. Because you see, they're essentially religious cultists that worship a brand. Only idorts are sane.
take your meds troon
can farmers seriously not cultivate alchemy plants and tailor puffs?
cause they fucking should
Farmers growing something that grows everywhere in the wild doesn't seem like a good business proposition
so is Ginormosia just a "explore at your own pace." thing or is it story relevant?
farm plots still seem to be one of the most reliable and consistent ways to obtain vegetation in high quantities
save time scouring the world for em and money buying them from shops
I would do unspeakable things to this hat
yes but also yes, eventually
I would do things to this flowerpot that even God himself would look away
Finally got everyone to Master - NOW I can continue with the story.
Off with your head!
It's story relevant. The game just doesn't outright tell you to go do shit there until chapter 7. It's chekov's gun.
I wonder how my Islanders feel about me telling them to move out after we become best friends.
make the volcano area just a bunch of little cliffs so you cant just ride around
fill it with invisible walls since you cant be allowed to jump in lava
now spread the events as far apart as possible so it's not actually worth going to them instead of sitting there hitting rocks
dont put a legendary event because that would be an easy way to passively farm the points
alright then finally put a bunch of crafting material that is only available by getting the volcano to a high rank
i've just been doing the crafting challenge in the panther village when it shows up
tried to go to sleep
just sat there thigken about gaem
fuck me
I'm worried this game will sell more than Victory Road....
NO CAP
When a buddy gives you the furniture of their strangeling form, does it still move around like they did? This is important
It definitely will but I have a feeling it’ll still do good enough to be a success
you fuckin should be
the game is fuckin awesome
it's time
If a game like this turns you into a tranny maybe you already were one before
Yes.
You FOOL
You absolute BUFFOON
This game was awesome and I happily played all of it, youre just a faggy
Just beat the story. What should I do next? Please decide for me.
...but I can make that.
Let's all thank Con Man for being so shit at the job.
it wiggles yes
you can talk to it, yes
You can even place it in your home while you have the restored version living and walking around there, and talk to the Strangeling version as well. They count as furniture though so they don't have requests
Make goatse artwork.
I hope so Lv5 has that mentality of "game does better than the other then focus on that game only"
every game from Lv5 has been fun to me Megaton and the upcoming Deca Police looks fun too
shoot the rabbit for instant points
500 year+ troves to start fighting shadow monsters and getting illuminated dark gathering nodes
then get ginormosia to rank 5 everywhere so boss nodes and monsters spawn
pulling gacha
scammed
a yes a classic
Thanks con man for getting booted
Honestly it is kinda funny.
no but seriously, how badly do you have to bungle shit that your friend fires you as a NEPO hire?
how badly do you have to bungle shit that your friend fires you as a NEPO hire?
When you start affecting his bankroll
It also doesn't have vehicular combat or text adventure sections.
I can't believe they shit out this half-finished mess and people actually gobbled it up.
my own clone
want to keep grindan
5 seasonals to watch on saturdays
AIEEEEEEE
can't believe that they didn't put in FPS combat for Hunter
How are y’all beating the game already
I’m 20 hours in and feel like I’m barely scratching the surface
to be entirely fair i would actually like mounted combat so i can do fucking drivebys on those bitchass mimics
the girl who STEALS time
really subtle guys
by doing the story instead of anything else
i mean i beat the story at 70 hours but i still have another 70+ hours of side content left to do to enjoy
Ive never even finished the 3ds game. Is this one better or more of the same?
They literally faint if they see non Nintendo threads.
it's the same but better
How do you make a blank canvas?
Rem only steals my heart
Both. It's a direct upgrade. I haven't personally seen anything I would consider a step back.
I'm honestly impressed to see this many good decisions in a single game, let alone one with such a trouble development.
buy the recipe for it in tropica iirc
I remember thinking the 3ds game was fine just too easy and boring and dropped it after trying to be a jack of all trades
are dungeon enemies bugged? I attack one but the whole pack does not ger agroed, unlike on the rest of the game
thanks