Fuck, who do I pick, Anon Babble?

Fuck, who do I pick, Anon Babble?

Kalina

bella

I pick the dark elf she is cute and i love it, when we are getting more brown girls though!

Why do Koreans love tiny heads?

They fear the sniper's headshot.

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Brown girl vaguely looks like she's from the future, so I'll go with that and hope she's from a hi-tech matriarchy that views men as slaves.

Sorry bro, best you can hope for is to learn how to travel through her swamp.

Kalina

mfw brown "people" play shit like this instead of the game of the century expedition 33

Brown girls are always the best

this got global already?

I'll take it

Erneste
I'll fix this brat

She'll get you "fixed", anon

Is expedition 33 the only game to shitpost about right now? The gaming industry is seriously in a funk we need more games

It has an official english translation, but it's rough.

It has for months at this point and it quite literally saved the game. It's coming to Steam at some point and they are viewing the Steam launch as a relaunch and have a bunch of things planned.

Is this a porn game?

Is Kalina the only elf there and wtf is on Osla face, cyborg shit? Picking Kalina regardless

Why are Dark Elves so obsessed with human slaves, bros? It seems like every day I hear a new story about some guy getting captured in the forest and being forced to become a Dark Elf matriarch's breeding pet.

Is expedition 33 the only game to shitpost about right now?

as far as good games go? yeah. the last two good games we had before that were bg3 and the witcher 3

It's rough for the early stuff but fine for the later stuff. The team literally launched with a MTL that was looked over by like the one person on their team that some what understood English. The first thing they did after that and Global was making money was hire the guy who had translated Last Origin, but they never went back and retranslated the older content yet.

the delf

Do they even have their own men? I've never seen one. Either those poor dudes are all locked away in dungeons or they need human men to reproduce period.

I can fix her

guess ill wait for that

There are more elves from what I can see, but I don't really understand how to get them yet.

Hold up, so does that mean the dark elves have only female and hermaphrodite (both sets of genitals) sexes in horizon walker's universe?

and have a bunch of things planned.

Hopefully one of those is a few characters that aren't titty monsters.

Hopefully one of those is a few characters that are absolute titty monsters.

If I'm playing the english patch uncensored version, am I gonna be able to transfer progess to the steam version? Is the steam version going to be uncensored?

The latest event is pretty much setting up that one character is going to be a big tiddy succubus at some point who states that their size will make all the other girls envious.

chance the pc version will be moddable? can't stand the tiny heads

Osla or Erneste
You just know Bella is the biggest slut in existence.

But bella is apparently a paladin...

Is there at least some halfdecent gameplay to this?
I assume it's gacha, how f2p friendly is it?

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how bad is the f2p?

Sauce??

The slutty anime girl

Considering you play as "their god" they all seem to be kinda slutty.

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that's pretty fucking lame but I'll give it to them for nipple erection mechanics. no voices for these scenes?

They're going to put this on steam?

No, and just for asking the heads are getting smaller.

softcore shit

Who the fuck likes being blueballed?

The biggest tits

The smaller their heads, the bigger their titties

What the hell is that outfit on Osla? That's like some high fashion mixed with country look. 100% impractical. I love it? I think?

There's a limit if you want to be successful.

Skipping slut and going straight to escort I see...

what is the name of this gayum???

nah it's great

few characters that aren't titty monsters.

yeah mechs
only thing you'd spend money on is skins

character's name is unironically "the human god"

looks like every stereotypical korean self insert

I couldn't take it after a while. I don't even dislike self insert shit but the power fantasy was too much even for me

yeah it's all on the same server except for erolabs

horizon walker

is she naked or is that a skinsuit?

you can get every single unit in the game as f2p, easily. As for the gameplay, I think it's pretty decent for gachashit

According to the description, that dude straight up cooked and ate a fucking god.

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It's a skinsuit. There are some skins that might aswell be naked though.
I don't fucking know man, in the first 10 seconds of the game he literally blasts his brains out with a shotgun.

turn-based strategy shit

3rd party account

fucking nProtect

nope, no amount of anime tiddy can justify this.

Nooooooooooo!!!

real cringe

google account is somehow 3rd party

doesn't want protection from niggers

fag

fucked up link, retard
Just give the name

heh

The fake god tried to convince the MC to donate one limbillion korean dollars to Israel. Luckily enough, you remembered Ye singing NIGGA HEIL HITLER and oof'ed yourself.

deformed

ok

deformed

ok

SWAMP ASS

if only u fucks knew how gross that shit really is

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Too tall for 5'6" deformed manlet mini-me.

She's smaller than mini-me.

Too tall for 5'6" deformed manlet mini-me.

She's smaller than mini-me.

FTFY.

Impregnate brown elves

Erneste for sure.

OSLA

unironically defending nProtect

fucking nProtect

you gachanfags are on some next level psychosis, holy shit.

Nope, you're too stupid to deserve it.

fucked up link, retard

think the only retard here is you, little billy...
you gotta be at least 18+ to post here

From a male = gross
From a female = sexy

What's the smallest size girl?

Erneste.

Maybe these two

Kalina, tall, big breasted, thick thighs, but unlike Osla doesn't look like a fridge.

Breeding sex with Osla

Kalinas thighs are outrageous.

played the game because of her didn't disappoint she also has the best outfit

Why do korean girls get fatter with each passing day?