Cast them

any fat girls in this game?

Brosnan is way too old now

Game Renoir wants to erase the canvas to save his wife and daughter

Movie Renoir wants to erase the canvas because spending all that time in the canvas keeps his wife skinny

all whites

They're white?

Charlie Cox as Gustave. Ben Starr as Verso. Andy Serkis as Renoir.

Cast her.

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god i want to marry her

Sciel has a fat ass.

White characters portrayed by white actors, west has fallen...

Adam Sandler

Tyler Perry

Seth MacFarlane

Jack Black

I hope the Architect uses his powers on Lune

Serkis can play Renoir just fine I think.

Gustave: Timothee Chalamet
Verso: Adam Driver
Maelle: that girl from TLOU
Lune: Awkwafina
Sciel: Zendaya
Renoir: Pierce Brosnan

nah renoir always seemed more connery than bond

gustav - jack black
verso - donald glover
maelle - rachel zegler
renoir - queen latifa

I. AM GUSTAVE

Robert Pattison

PETAAANK

GESTRAL JOCKEY

TURTLE JOCKEY

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LUMINA CONVERTER

WE WUZ EXPEDITION

You can't make a movie without them.

Tom Holland as Noco
Zendaya as Clea

Tom Holland as Noco

See

L'architecte...

what role will he get?

Gustave's apprentice (aged up)

As a trade off you have to cast Awkwafina as Lune, this is non negotiable.

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casting all white people

to play all brown characters

Bold choice. Who knows what could happen in this climate?

White people

Lmao

Gustave - Tom Holland
Sophie - Zendaya
Renoir - Jack Black
Aline - Whoopi Goldberg
Clea - Sophie Turner
Verso - Idris Elba
Maelle - Cynthia Erivo
Lune - Debra Wilson
Sciel - Brie Larson
Monoco - The Rock
Esquie - Denzel Washington
Noco - Elliot Page
Golgra - Tatiana Maslany

I think she's cute desu

The American voice casting

OP
it's al DEI N iqqer shit now

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Samuel L. Jackson as Renoir

kek
here I was saying the same

People shitting themselves over this game

decide to give it a try

It's shit. The story boils down to "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY SON IS DEAAAAD WAAAAAH"

This is the last time I fall for a meme game. I bet you french loving faggots would not even invade Iraq

I have never seen someone with brown gums wtf.

You know you can just say the nigger-word here right? Fuck off back to twitter or whatever other shithole you crawled out of you tourist faggot.

Cast them

Who do we cast to play all of the niggers in fantasy Paris?

it's utterly ridiculous how they just flash this faggot mason hand over the thing constantly

this is blue board you stupid faggot, i am not giving mods any exuse over me

I haven't touched the game and when I saw pics of the 3 dudes there I assumed it was the same guy after like timeskips or something.

urgh sophie bagguete whatever man faggot french shit where's the crafts table dude

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There can be only one.

Why are you forgetting this guy? Because he is black?

Because he's the one to die first

They want their movie to be based, unlike their woke game.

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redhead girl

white

LOL never ever. She is going to be swapped to a negress. You may screenshot this post.

Redheads are usually exceptionally attracted when it comes to women and this world glorifies ugliness, so it's no surprise why they change stuff.

Because he's in the game for about 1 minute and is one of many extremely minor characters from the prologue. You care about and know about this guy way more than the devs do. You've spent more time thinking about blacks in this game they they did.

what said, plus I personally prefer not to use that word

you know they're gonna give each of these jobbers their own extensive backstory told through flashbacks, or straight up have them survive the beach and accompany the expedition on their journey

I unironically liked Lucien, he was my nigga.

They would kill either lune or sciel at the beginning to replace them with a nigger and you know it

Lumiere needs black people because otherwise no one would accept the gommage peacefully.

You dont even have to recast Gustave or Renoir lol, their actors look like them and are traditional Hollywood actors

Andy Serkis’ voice is perfect it’d be stupid to recast him just because he doesn’t look like Pierce Brosnan

thank you for the laugh anon. does anyone know if she actually likes video games? she seems like a cool person from her mad tv days, its not really her fault if every single game company keeps hiring.

i always thought gustave looked like batman

cast Kelly Hu

almost 60 years old

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that guy is dead

CHROMA JOCKEY

Based