Why don't video games reward you with smoochies anymore?

it's clearly sexist and mysoginistic

princess gets worse the better you do

Gay

That's not the good ending

got the hag ending

Anon, you're supposed to let 3 treasures go so you get the actual good ending

saving someone doesn't mean you deserve shit or something, at least not from a woman

>>r/cuckold

so you prefer fem wario over teen princess?

true form and canonical form are different

???

Travel to a lost pyramid, explore several different dimensions, and defeat nightmarish horrors beyond our comprehension, all to save your dumb cat-ass

can't even get a kiss for my troubles

What kind of cucked thinking is this?

Faggot

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going through all that effort just for a woman

wario went through all that trouble to get treasure, the kiss was initiated by shokora. wario didn't even know the cat was the princess at the end
wario is a chad, and you are pathetic incels

It's not about wanting a kiss, it's about showing some god damn gratitude. But women are ungrateful cunts, so of course they don't think you deserve anything if you save them. You may think like a woman, but you'll never be one, tranny.

defeat demon lord(female)

rescue the princess

marry the demon lord

invite princess to the wedding

visit princess several years later with an army of small demons calling her auntie

Or alternatively

defeat demon lord

rescue the princess

marry her mom instead

make princess listen to hip-shattering hag sex every night

make the princess into a big sister several times over

watch as your children demand big sis play with them

Wario never begged on his knees for a kiss, incel. Maybe you should be more like him

Why would you leave treasure? Does the game tell you to or something?

i like this one

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because women now have to rely on social media pages called " are we dating the same guy?'' because all women believe they deserve the top 0.00001 of men so giving them smoochies in games puts them in danger when you realize no one will ever kiss you.

This is the canonical ending.

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See The princess you get at the end is based on how fast you beat the final boss, and therefore, how many treasure chests are in the background when you win.

Hmmmmm

normies want the princess

give me the cat.

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No, you raise your own princess

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You strike me as one of those male allies that says "back away, chud. She'll talk to you when SHE wants to."

Why does she get taken to heaven at the end? Did she die or something?

male allies

We used to just call them 'her friends'.

She was a ghost

I thought she was a cat.

She was trapped by the evil geisha spirit lady, all the treasure and the pyramid was really hers

She's a metaphor for Wario's depression or something

why is wario smiling in the second pic?
yikes... just yikes...

a ghost cat

The whole "Funny Score based on how well you played" is a thing in general that needs to return more in games

What's wrong with number 2?

wait, the cat turns into him?
I need to check this, I remember it running into a door every time you enter a hallway, was it the shop?

him

her

No one has friends anymore.

It's insane to me how fucking villainised this way of thinking is in modern times. Gratitude is expected to be shown, you're meant to feel bad if someone has done something for you without a reward, and you're naturally meant to desire to repay your debts. The world worked this way for its entire lifespan but maybe the last 50 years. This isn't even a sex or romance thing related to the OP, if she wanted to she could definitely show gratitude another way, but she absolutely has to do something. The most depressing thing in the world to me is how little children care for their parents these days for example. I have no clue where we went wrong, but this shit is definitely not natural.

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Oh, the dream, that I had last night, melted into my pillow. I made peace with the time I had forgotten. And all I’d gathered turned into sand.

She was never real. Neither was the treasure. It was a desert mirage. That's why it's a pyramid.

it was a desert mirage

pyramid is in the jungle

You will be collecting enough golden bananas to turn Pauline back into her true form, right?

not my words. I think this came up during GG maybe even by Anita

Why is the princess of an ancient jungle pyramid white?

Women have this sort of attitude nowadays and then wonder why men would rather remain single and sit at home playing videogames all day lol
What's the point of putting in effort when someone is always going to tell me that I don't deserve anything at the end of the day?

huh, so she was the one giving you kisses for free all this time
what a slut

feminist grifter said

yeah, that explains it.

you (specifically) don't though

It's a mirage about Peach from the perspective of Wario. That's why she has different forms.

cool
good luck out there girlboss

one egg carton later...

'wtf where are all the good men???'

She was adopted

nice roleplay
did you think of this scenario in the shower last night?

t.

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Cause money is better

And that's why you shouldn't help anyone ever.

It's not about wanting a kiss

sure sounds like it

Do low IQ dudes really make fake articles just to get mad at the fictional woman they invented?

I remember this picture but it wasn't this story. I think it was in the context of the damsel in distress argument. The princess is the reward and just because the hero saved her he gets a kiss. This is a harmful stereotype because saving someone doesn't mean she owes him any affection yadda yadda
Something like this

suing him

If it was a crime wouldn't there be criminal charges?

*Better

Is there anything more depressing than seeing cute hebes devolve into hags.

Genuine ludokino, hasn't been surpassed in over two decades.

Pedopajeets detected, do the needful and jump off a bridge saars.

Because it's inspired by the real world, fecal golem.

I think it would be funny if Wario actually liked the ugly one that looked more like him

The objectively correct opinion. I was confused as a child when I did a better job beating the game and got a less pretty princess as a reward.

pedo

she's clearly an older teenager

there's already a "child" ending that isn't her

grow up, faggot.
hag detected.

Incel thread

low iq retard prefers immature bitchy cunt to experienced hag

You've never had a gf.

What if I just want to save the canonical princess instead of some ugly dyke-looking chick?

Objectification. Princess isn't a machine where you put saving the kingdom in until smoochies come out.

No, it’s in the middle of the sentence so it’s not capitalized

We can't be objectifying women as an end of getting her lips on your dick after rescuing them in the year 2025 now can we, Op?

SSSHHHHH shut up... you're suppose to say it's to not objectify ANY women.

Always thought this one was cuter.

Tomboys are supreme

Young women are good

Trannies are bad

lolishit is the worst

Holy based Wario

I like the 3rd ending Shokora but please stop acting like an obnoxious faggot

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If she was actually that cute ingame she'd be the best ending.

Not really a prize is it?
You could just ask your girlfriend to kiss you irl, no?

I love the artist

thanks brown mexican for calling out those poojeets, your an honorary white boi now

Even a dying star can be reignited