In terms of functionality, why would a robot be built like this? What's the purpose?

In terms of functionality, why would a robot be built like this? What's the purpose?

you know why.

to stimulate big al's little al

isnt she like a pop star? thats obvivously the reason

stickin my dickin

Consumerist universe purpose builds popstars as literal industry plants

Come on now anon.

For sex with...

*deep breath*

... HUUUUUUUUUUUUMAN MEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!

The character designer just felt something funny in his pants that day

Brittany spears sex robots at the time would have made billions

youtube.com/watch?v=xQFvUQA4p4U pure, unmatched 2000s kino

Literally called a "Hot Bot" by Insomniac

Why was old Sony so based

She is Nefarious’s gf

to exterminate all organic life

I never played any R&C game after Deadlocked, did she ever become relevant again?

no and you picked a good time to stop playing

I thought Ratchet killed her

In deadlocked it was confirmed she was ok.

this song predicted autotune

same voice as elora from spyro by the way

She's a pop singer, you fucking moron.

WHEN WE EXTERMINATE
ALL
ORGANIC
LIFE

FOR MY ROBO DICK

Reminder we wouldn't get this now days because of

Robo titties

The future series has done irreparable damage to the franchise as a whole.

Of course not. Nu Ratchet is a sterile dreamworks shitshow now. Latest game was so fucking boring

they don't actually mean to kill organics, it's just a metaphor, also it's a small political party and freedom of speech means everyone gets a say

youtube.com/watch?v=gjCkzlOaZaM
The west just can't make kino like this anymore

Spyro 2 and Ratchet and Clank 3 were 5 years apart

now Rift Apart is nearly 5 years old

Insomniac had something going for them with music
youtube.com/watch?v=QtQQi0pMh5Q
youtube.com/watch?v=kID6owNLmyQ

So I can fuck it, duh
Who builds a robot you can't fuck??

They put her on the disk too. So you could fuck it

What about THESE robots?

literally who

R&C lost all soul when it moved on from PS2
I have no idea why the PS3 era games were so shitty

i love the drums in spyro games. i never knew they were so chaotic
cute but too huge for my liking

Tools for destruction was ok.

ratchet & clank (the original trilogy) has amazing gameplay, amazing story, amazing interaction between characters and an amazing soundtrack
the robot in your image is supposed to be sexy
please stop slandering classic ps2 games

Read this like it was announcing a boxer.

Amazing story

Eh... only 1 and Deadlocked had good stories. Going Commando wasn't as tight and UYA is funny but not much beyond that.

Would

cute

with those faces? but they're also too big for you?

ratchet & clank (the original trilogy)

its a tetralogy. deadlocked rules

sumo face is cute but also sumo bod is too huge

man of complex tastes

they look pretty but their shape is quite hefty. i want a lean mean machine gal

based

To look cute.

In retrospect I think for the sake of spicy humour they should've had her during the boss fight have boob lasers austin powers style or something. Recently replayed 3 and lets not pretend the whole fight is nothing more than dodging the odd spinning dancer.

would

You "would" anything with a hole
Hole optional in this case

i dont mind adding deadlocked, but the thing is that if i add it to the legendary run they had it would downgrade it considering its not up to par with the previous games

Might be controversial but I like Deadlock more than UYA.

Gleeman Vox is more fun as a villain than Nefarious (Though this one could be tainted by Insomniac using him over and over again)

Even though they share the same problem of multiplayer maps being used as single player mission maps, Deadlocked's maps are at least usually larger and more varied

Orxon in Deadlocked was better than Aridia and Blackwater city in UYA

The gunplay was at its' best in Deadlocked, not being stuck in this in between state that UYA had.

Weapons are better in Deadlocked. The Scorpion Flail fucks.

The main thing UYA has going for it are the Qwark vidcomics, the movement options with Clank and comedy. I will say the old references it had plus the fact it read your 1 and 2 save files was neat.

She's literally a parody of Britney Spears, specifically the Oops I Did it Again music video

>Weapons are better in Deadlocked

The deadlocked version of RYNO fucking sucked though, not in terms of power but how the gun functioned

It made more sense in the arena matches but I can concede on that.
However, it had one of the better turret guns, one of the better bomb launchers, fucking god like rocket launcher with the magma mod and as I said the Scorpion flail FUCKS.
Also its' sniper was extremely good.

No mention of Dallas and Juanita?

I didn't mention it because they were on par comedy wise with UYA.

No, only women because i'm not a fag

That robot was built by a man

Deadlocked's maps are at least usually larger and more varied

Agree on everything but tha. Did you forget Dealocked map were made to have considerably way less complexidy in plantforming because they had to accomodate co op? Most of the platforming is made of the orange square tiles to keep the space gladiater tv show concept but really not much else UYA while not having huge maps at least had variety and more difficulty.

I'm talking strictly about the maps that are obviously reskinned multiplayer maps. Blackwater city was a fucking joke.

Fake news fag boy

how do robots even work in the r&c universe
each game displays them as basically being interchangeable with organics, except when its a plot point (UYA). like in deadlocked the organic male host flirting with the robot female one.

Men are part of the creation of women you fucking retard

You're a fag, fag

literally built to emulate squishy pop stars

best selling single in the galaxy right now

can keep dropping bangers for all time as robot

what is its purpose

boy yall thick as molasses

UYA was made in a year so had to have a rushed plot like GC, please understand.

Best weapons, excluding the RYNO?

For me it’s

Lava Gun

Liquid Nitrogen gun

The Bouncer/Heavy Bouncer

the Suck Cannon

Scorpion Flail

Huh, reminds me of a certain game.

No joke, I used to sleep on the Meteor gun until I got the lockon mod for it. Shit shreds high armour enemies like nothing. Carried my challenge mode runs of GC. Imagine my disappointment when I got the liquid nitrogen gun instead in 3.

anal