Who was this made for? Minecraft is already ubiquitous, so what the fuck is this shit...

Who was this made for? Minecraft is already ubiquitous, so what the fuck is this shit? Why are video game movies so terrible?

For small children who are obsessed with Minecraft

It was cringekino.

so what the fuck is this shit?

sonic movie makes profit

what the fuck is this sonic shit?

it's a video game sir

what's the most popular videogame ever?

minecraft sir

get me the rights to a minecraft movie NOW.

I don't wanna point fingers but between borderlands and this travesty I'm pretty sure we can find a common denominator

the LGBTQ youth

i am steve

So is this leaked somewhere or something, wouldnt mind some cringekino

even children know what this shit is, just trying to milk a corpse for cash one last time

archive.org/details/cursed-minecraft-movie

That's on the directors, not Jack.

For kids you dumb fuck

We're about to watch it in our kinoplex, all welcome to join v4c.fun

Kid movies should be good.

HOLY SHIT GET IN HERE

But that would require more money and effort

You'll get over the shit video game movies being made one day. I was asking that same question when i walked out of the cinemas whilst watching this film. Minecraft is passable because it was made for kids. There was no excuses for this one since most people's brains were working at proper functional and matured capacity to tell that this was bad.

If movies are good, more people will want to go to them.

based i always forget about you guys

why the FUCK are you people so MISERABLE

I am not a fan of Jack Black
His only good films are High Fidelity, Shallow Hal, School of Rock, Tenacious D and Tropic Thunder.
Everything else has been garbage, especially Nacho Libre

Who was this made for?

Me (33 white college-educate)

because you don't leave me alone

This movie was better than the Mario movie, let alone Bordershit

This movie is good, it's funnier than any kids movie I was forced to watch in the last decade or so

Built for BWC.

I can't remember, is this the gay one run by 20 year old faggots reposting their own garbage videos? I don't remember this one.

It's a product of the CIA "manchild" creation fund that Nintendo was also involved in that got leaked I fucking swear.

Watch it

it's actually perfectly fine

Anon Babble btfo once again

give us a quick rundown

witnessing kino rn

wow that fucking sucked ass

No one cares. This argument is dumb because it doesn't need to be "good" for kids to enjoy it.
Manchildren were glazing puss in boots the last wish but guess what? it shitted and flopped at the box office. minecraft will be 10 times more profitable

why do twitter pajeets keep trying to create a controversy around this kids movie?

Is this that Minecraft female actress? Where are her tits?

There's this one movie where Bruce Willis kills him with a .50 Cal turret
I like that one

Games are good because of their interactivity. When adapting them into movies, you're removing the interactivity. That's why.

are you finished?

no I think he's swedish

probably the best joke of the movie

The two females are ultimately pointless

Could have been a father and son story with Minecraft Steve

What a waste of time

The film would have been greatly improved by just removing the black lady and giving Snood all her scenes/quips.

true cringekino is when a movie is made to be serious, usually a drama, but ends up so bad it becomes amusing in a different way.

I haven't seen a single that Jack Black was in that wasn't complete dogshit

Tropic Thunder is great

like the room?

it's made for clueless investors by people who don't give a shit about Minecraft

That was disaster kino. Even so Momoa's character was great.

like the room.

i didnt watch it but from the clips it doesnt look thst much better or worse than any other stupid kids movie, and jack black looks like hes playing the exact same fucking character ive been seeing him play since 2003
so it really cant be "specially" bad

Terrible, one note actor.

Rich parents, right tribe, fake career.

His mother was born Jewish, to a family from Poland and Russia. His father converted to Judaism, and is of German, English, Irish, and Scottish descent. Black was raised Jewish, attending Hebrew school and having a bar mitzvah.[3][11][12]

Black's parents divorced when he was 10,[13] and his father then stopped practicing Judaism.[14][15] Black moved to Culver City with his father and frequently visited his mother's home.

I dunno...

HAHAH what the fuck is this indian gambling ad

Kid movies are weird. They're made for kids, but adults will watch it and shit on it even though it's not for them. Master of Disguise is a great example, it's wildely hated, but I fucking loved it as a kid.

That's why he has to do animated films like Kung Fu Panda

people who have had positive experience with minecraft as children. my 16 year old brother is literally at the theater with his friends right now. I could never enjoy minecraft for longer than an hour, but if I had I would definitely be seeing this movie

Side effect of being a skeleton. Got a good tum though.

boot up Minecraft

where do I go

what do you do

close after 37 minutes

I usually don't like to agree with polshit but I watched this movie today and it unironically felt like it was made to corrupt children.

my 16 year old brother is literally at the theater with his friends right now.

when he gets back ask him how many people were at the theater
spoiler: it was empty

its fun with friends
and when youre a teenager
and it's the early 2010's

teenager

2010's

Permaban all zoomers.

What's the difference between Minecraft Movie Unfinished Leaked Version.mp4 and Minecraft Movie Unfinished Leaked Version.ia.mp4?

luddite Anon Babbleirigins filtered by the provactive, boundary-pushing, satirical, ludography of the minecraft movie

Yep. I'm thinking it's KINO.

i watched the leak and i liked the films colours unironically
shame about that fat coloured in it though, she's pretty annoying

the black lady barely does anything, it was the most blatant token representation I've seen in a film in years. It's basically Jack Black and Mamoa's movie for 70% of the runtime

I just don't get why they just put live action people in Mc, why not make the Mc world not squares but a live action approximation or make it all CGI, at least when they "go into games machine"

make the Mc world not squares

thats like making the lego move not legos

Jack Black is almost always the best character in every movie he's in. You can absolutely say he's one note, but that note hits.

The recent backlash against him is purely political, and almost completely not his fault at all (openly shilling for Biden was his own doing, but celebrities having bad opinions isn't some new phenomenon, and I don't ever remember him actively shitting on the opposition party).

But the Lego movie has Lego characters not live action in the "Lego world"

Why are video game movies so terrible?

Not all of them are.

Yeah there's no denying he's talented. It's a funny movie so makes sense to have him. I think they should've made the kid Steve though

I'm glad they let the black lady be a side kick and didn't force in some Zendaya love interest like every movie has now

Kid movie from kid franchise

He’s not the best in tropic thunder

Airborne

How to fix the movie

remove the jewish kid and black lady

momoa is snood’s washed up father who is stuck in the past

jack black steve is momoa’s brother who everyone thought vanished

steve and momoa did not have a good relationship

snood gets close with her long lost uncle and this makes momoa angry and jealous

momoa gets corrupted and becomes herobrine

other stuff ensues, momoa is saved, the family makes up, the end

Why are video game movies so terrible?

Enter

this isnt a video game movie

HtTAD 2025

Jesus Christ. Why not just make a remake of the Snow White remake at this point?

Scott pilgrim is a movie about video games not a video game movie

That's fair, but no one can say we was anywhere close to bad in it, either.

Simp Pilgrim is not even good to begin with.

and yet vtards are obsessed with steam charts. Makes you think

the thought of zendaya being in the movie has forced me to withdraw my criticism of the fat black lady

isnt it performing really well?

TOP TIER: Minecraft, Sonic 3, Hoskins Mario

GOOD TIER: Fnaf movie, Sonic 2

ALRIGHT TIER: Illumination Mario, Dwayne Johnson Doom, Sonic

SHIT TIER: Assassins Creed, Uncharted, Rampage

Haven't seen any others, but I did fap to that scene from the Fatal Fury OVA where you can see Mai's butthole

Movie was better than the comic

Tenacious D, School of Rock and Shallow Hal are good

I thought he was pretty good in King Kong.

Basically don't bloat the cast with big names and instead make characters that have meaningful relationships?

You're a retard

I like him but he needs to fuck right off

if you went to see this movie expecting something good you are an idiot

He was good in Full Metal Jacket

look into the sasquatch eye

then you'll know that sas can fly!

Kids anon, very dumb dumb kids which is most of them.

What’s funny is I don’t even hate him for getting political, I started hating him when I found out he was jewish back around the time he was making some other movie a couple years ago. God, I can’t even remember

Just watched it and man now thats what i call a real shitpost, hell i even dare to say it was the perfect shitpost.
Like all of the memes you brainrot faggots spam ad nauseum about movie game trailers were real for this one instance, it was so bad that i was enjoying myself just chuckling at every bad scene that played while remembering all of the Anon Babble brainrot, oh it was glorius, like watching a trainwreck that you can't advert your gaze from.

this. I’ll take “sassy fat black lady” any day over “boring mutt girl with no personality”

Master of Disguise

Holy shit, I didn't know other people knew that movie existed. I was obsessed with it as a kid for some reason, too. Not surprised that people hated it though, even looking back it was pretty retarded. I guess it goes to show you that even though kids do deserve good things, kids also don't have taste and still have a zest for life and enjoy slop without issue.

Holy shit, I didn't know other people knew that movie existed.

Are you a zoomer or something? Nobody can forget the retarded "turtle...turtle" scene from the trailer. And if you've seen the movie, it's impossible to forget the name Pistachio Disguisey.

well it worked

god dammit we are definitely getting a sequel

So are the characters sucked into the video game like a Jumanji thing or is the game not mentioned in the movie?

I thought he sucked before you faggots started defending him because he said something unhinged.

Master of Disguise

Oh yeah, the trailer for this movie was on a vhs i had. I must have seen that trailer a million times. I dont remember what vhs it was on though. But man i wanted to see it when i was a kid. Never got to see it though.

Nobody can forget the retarded "turtle...turtle" scene from the trailer.

yeah i remember that clearly

Honestly? Momoa and black carried the movie hard, hell if they could writte off the black lady and kids with their gay no creativity allowed irl plot and just keep it to Momoa and Black fucking around in meinkraft then the movie would improve by a lot.

Why are video game movies so terrible?

Children's media should be good. We should hold children to higher standards. This sort of garbage should be reserved for low IQ/black kids

So I rewatched the turtle scene. I definitely remembered the "Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club" line from the trailer. The scene was painful as fuck to watch, but the last few seconds was some of the most batshit insane shit I've seen and I actually laughed out loud.

It's a portal between the real world and the game world. At the end, they make the actual Minecraft as an arcade game.

It's been 3 years and archive.org is still almost entirely unusable for me. It runs at like 5KB/s, it makes me ages to download even 10MB files and all forms of streaming on it are literally not able to run at all

Wish I could solve why

Why are video game movies so terrible?

Hollywood makes them shit on purpose because they're bitter that the game industry makes more money than they do.

Tenacious D and Tropic Thunder

I watched Baby geniuses on VHS on tape a bazillion times as a kid, tried watching it later and I think it's the single worst movie I ever saw

The Tomb Raider movies were always pretty terrible. Angela Jolie represented Lara Croft better than Alicia Vikander however. But that was the whole nu Lara thing they wanted to do. And ruined Lara's character they did. So for it's flaws, still better representation than the 2018 one. Hitman got some pretty terrible ones too. Resident Evil ones were all crap. I think Silent Hill was the only one that got something somewhat acceptable. Postal Movie was shit but had that one good 9/11 scene. Doom movie was fucking atrocious. Max Payne film was trash. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within was awful. So many bad films.

Her sister is hotter. When she actually tries, a lot of the time nowadays she just looks unwashed

youtube.com/watch?v=jht0kpzBTM4

oh the first comment in this video of the trailer reminded me it was Stuart Little. I had a feeling because I watched Stuart Little more than any thing else as a kid.

I have JB fatigue. I still regularly listen to the original Tenacious D album because it's great, and I'll also occasionally listen to Rize of the Fenix and Pick of Destiny. When he was a lesser know guy doing stupid movies like Saving Silverman or was in kid's movies like School of Rock and Kung Fu Panda, he was great and I don't think people had an issue with him. But within the last year or two, he's been in the Mario, Borderlands, and now Minecraft, presumably in addition to a bunch of other non-vidya movies.

The comment he made was fucking retarded, but it probably shouldn't have killed Tenacious D. It's been like 20 years and I'm honestly still assmad Dixie Chicks got cancelled for saying fairly innocuous shit about Bush.

Why are video game movies so terrible?

No
There is another

I haven't seen a single that Jack Black was in that wasn't complete dogshit

jack black was a great sidekick char in 90s flicks.
see 'high fidelity' for kino jack black

the shitposting made me believe it was going to be so bad its good, its just a kids movie. There's nothing remarkable about it and there's barely any jokes, half the time when you think a quip is coming the black lady or annoying kid just say something along the lines of, "you're so dumb.........." Its completely serviceable and forgettable and jack black isn't even bad in it, just lazy. people are forcing it way too much, don't fall for the hype

Have you tried to register? And it is shit depending on when you access it, their bandwidth is limited

Waterworld.

it's peak

indian ad

essentially one of these mobile ads "lvl 1 crook to lvl 99 mafia boss"

I'm starting to see a pattern.

its okay for a kiddie movie
the CGI that was finished in the leak looked pretty good desu

Arcade game

Fucking boomers always making arcades like super culturally relevant in the movies they write

when you nut but she still craftin

I don't see a difference between now and when he was in in school of rock, king kong, nacho libre, be kind rewind, and Kung fu Panda, that gullivers travels movie...
if there were a time to be fatigued of him it's like 20-15 years ago

Or maybe it's because unlike 20 years ago I don't watch nothing but kids movies anymore so I really never see him now,

Jack Black will become the new face of Steve moving forward

I'm not gonna claim it's film of the year 2024 or anything but the soul was overwhelming in this film

They make a fighting game with piglins, with artwork of the game models on the cab, but not the actual minecraft game.
The Overworld is just another dimension

5 minutes in and I don't think I can endure this

At least in the leak, the screen on the machine was real Minecraft gameplay

Tropic Thunder
Mars Attacks
Saving Silverman

Amerigolems will flock to see this shart.

Is this streaming for free anywhere

who the fuck dresses like a complete whore to a minecraft movie?

Tropic Thunder and School of Rock

WATCH PARTY

its for kids and somewhere in the early 2000s it was determined that kids dont deserve anything of quality in their entertainment and its easier just to forcefeed them lazily written color puke ugly slop with terrible jokes

those ads

gamblers are genuinely retarded subhumans and you can't convince me otherwise. that include gacha players