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I already have Oblivion and don't get why'd I want to buy it a second time.

If they focused on fully implementing radiant AI it might be interesting
That and Goblin invasions

Unreal Engine 5

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All part of the masterplan

Captcha:T0DD

Why Oblivion and not Morrowind or Daggerfall?

I feel like they'd probably show this at some xbox conference no?

I love the idea that Todd Howard would shadow drop an Oblivion remake.

If this was real, we'd know about it months in advance, they'd be selling a legendary edition with a plastic dragon that's marketed as metal, you'd get a 3D printed amulet and Todd will go on about something about the engine and use it to hype the remake and the next game up after the Starfield flop.

Morrowind already has OpenMW which makes it perfect

Screenshotting this for when you're wrong

If they stealth drop a remake of oblivion it really shows how out of touch they are. This should be advertised months ahead of time with a gigantic hype train. So it's either not happening or it's total shit.

Todd doesnt like Morrowind, because he had very little to do with it and its considered the best one, which makes him seethe.

pleas don't that's mean

I think I'll just wait for Skyblivion

who is this for exactly?

its fake and gay. Todd is too proud to admit his 30 year old Engine sucks and UE is superior

I'm screenshotting you for when you're wrong this time tomorrow.

There isn't a chance in hell that it's a full, proper remake, so I don't give a shit. I don't want Oblivion with updated graphics, I want it completely reimagined with larger cities, more quests, better dungeons, totally redone voice acting, the fucking works. If all they're going to sell me is some fucking RTX On bullshit that completely demolishes the existing mod ecosystem, I won't even give it a second glance past the reveal trailer.

Because Emil still works there

Unreal Engine is also 30 years old

B-but it's not the same as in 1995!

Neither is Creation

the similarities are astounding

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totally redone voice acting

soulless
the fever dream ambiance is part of the charm

why would they release a game on a sunday

What the point of secret marketing

Morrowind fans wouldn't buy Creation Club mods while Oblivion fans would
I'm about 90% certain that is the reason, assuming this shit even is real

release with no warning

that would be dumb and todd isn't stupid fallout tv show did very well, we don't even know details yet, we don't even know for sure its real yet just that its very probably real.
no news of shivering isles, no did they hire patrick stuart again, nothing, yet "its coming out tomorrow" its like repeatedly guessing that deltarune will be tomorrow and that one anon "got it right" woah he must be a psychic or something.

show us news or footage. show us anything
also like another anon said, on a sunday??

is this going to be an actual remake with good textures and more polygons and way better graphics or just some kind of remaster with slightly upgraded graphics?

are you forgetting the backlash against horse armor?

People still bought it and current Bethesda player base would buy it ever harder

There was no backlash at all. It was 3$. Only poorfags can't afford the horse armor. Id buy it again in a heartbeat

there's no amount of mods that can fix the fundamental bad questing of a bethesda game. congrats retards I guess

The answer is self evident. It's not going to be a full remake, it's just going to be a touched up oblivion and they can do that because oblivion isn't too far removed from skyrim. Older games means FAR more work and far less sales. How do you not realise this when you ask these kinds of questions?

Oblivion is probably the only Bethesda game with good quests

I do not believe such a remake is real and will press X to doubt.

bait used to be believable

The latter two would be a shitton of work, why put all that manpower and time into a remake of some game that sold 100k copies instead of a new game?

Are you ready?

do be disappointed? yeah, sure

It'll be old oblivion with the renderer swapped out to allow for ai upscaled textures and blurry modern graphics.

Name 10 RPGs with good quests

pretty hyped
will be a great game to play to wash the taste of KCD2's failure out of my palette , that was a failure in every aspect of game design

will be great to play a classic well made game again

Khajiit fur

just fix the womens faces so I got something to goon to

its gonna be a soulsike now

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Did they fix the totally fucked up levelling system?

You're describing a remaster though.

Golden Saints and Dark Seducers are the best women in TES franchise

just fucking release it already god

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you say that like its a bad thing, the "combat" in elder scrolls games without mods is barely an improvement over NES games. it needs a better modern system. if that system is "souls-like" so be it. souls combat is just one variant of hack and slash combat anyway because zoomers don't have any other references. like how every platform explorer is a meteroid vania. hell I haven't even heard the term platformer in about 15 years.

They're both slop.

And Daggerfall has the Unity port

people think it's going to be a fully remade game with modern graphics and all of the problems of the original game fixed

when in reality it will be the same game, with the same bugs (possibly more), but just with a shader filtered over the game

prepare for disappointment

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The most anticipated Skyrim mod of all time is just "Oblivion in Skyrim," that's all people actually want

people think it's going to be a fully remade game with modern graphics and all of the problems of the original game fixed

But I love how stupid the problems of hte origina game are

why would you want a full remake

JUST ONE MORE DAY

I'm conflicted on whether to play it on xbox so I can have that throwback experience to when I first played it on the xbox 360 or to play on PC

Nah the Hagravens are much better

If it's the same terrible head models as the original they'd be insane to hype it just to have zoomers laugh it out of the house

Todd has stated that Morrowind was his favorite, but he hated working on it.

remake

I'm not a zoomer or incel so I'll stick with the original, thanks

While performance might arguably take a hit this could be a new golden age of modding. Just the fact that you don't have to wait 6+ months for mod tools would help a lot.

Two more hours.

and you believe him despite him approving of the utter surface level garbage his team shat out since morrowind?
he's pretending to be le super nerd for the cred

Morrowind is already perfect

hist sisters, are you excited for 4k scales?

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They improved combat even further so instead of being a functional game with mediocre combat that makes it playable (barely) unlike Morrowind, it will now have good combat.

sure, but the mod kit will be 200GB+ mod kit. and it might be even more since that's how much it was for MechWarrior 5 that runs on UE4.

Morrowind is untouchable due to Tamriel Rebuilt. Even Bethesda understands that they should never mess with THE biggest mod that advertises their game for free. A Morrowind remake would be incompatible with TR and no one plays vanilla Morrowind without TR in this day and age.

Makes for the best rugs yes. It isn't like khajits are people anyway.

no mods

My money is safe, Todd.

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

not paying for your mods via Creation Club™

men amongst the ruins will quiver at the sight of hordes of zoomers buying horse armor like it is just another sunday

Call me when Creation Club™ gets good mods, like in pic related.

Sure but that's because at that point Bethesda were almost bankrupt. Yet you can tell Todd had other ideas of the games he wanted to create that's why he worked on Redguard. Todd probably didn't want Elder Scrolls to stay an RPG but pivot to an action adventure series with large production qualities with celebrity voice actors.
You can still see Todd doing the same thing today, the main team was busy working on Starfield but Todd was off with Machine Games working on Indiana Jones which is probably where his real passion is because it contains large production qualities based on a well known franchise.

This, Same shit on a different and inferior engine is not anything special.

Morrowind and Daggerfall were developed by a predecessor studio. Probably legal issues.
Oblivion and games after it were made by Bethesda Game Studios, so its all still same company.

Good day.
Hello!

What kind of mongoloid believes Bethesda would seriously stealth drop something as big as this, without any marketing whatsoever

Released on a Sunday

oh really

That's exactly what I want. Morrowind has OpenMW and MGE+SE. Skyrim has a million remasters. Oblivion is an absolute mess if you want to play it today and mod it.

Because Oblivion takes the least work.

where is his smile and his optimism?

Oblivion in VR , please please please

released on a sunday

lol
lmao even

soulslike

Dead game. Oblivion's combat is baseline workable. It has good animations, and no bullshit that Skyrim introduced. All it needs is some damage value adjustments and reworked damage formulas, plus extra features like running with a raised shield, shieldbash, dualwielding (even shields), wands, crossbows, spears, mounted combat (better than skyrim one), staves that can be used to cast spells AND used as weapons (same for wands). A few more weapon types, especially thrown ones (javelins, darts, knives, staves).

Extra features that would make game much better:

- NO LEVEL SCALING WHATSOEVER
- ATTRIBUTES INCREASE BY 1 POINT PER 2 POINTS OF RELEVANT SKILL INCREASE

Unfucked enchanting (so you can have cast when used, and can put beneficial effects onto cast on strike) and enchantment values.
You can spellcraft and enchant things yourself for no cost, no reliance on spellcrafting and enchantment altars in Arcane University. Those altars however boost your enchantments and reduce spell costs, so you still want to use them. Also, all guildhalls have them, but Arcane Uni has the BEST ones.
Can craft weapons, ammo, armor. Fighters guild has the facilities for that, and so do most smiths in cities (and not just them).
Can make food/drinks (for stackable, but small, long-term boost to health/stamina/magica recovery).
Shops sell more items, and more varied items (unlike the bleak trading shit that we get in the game).
Better trading system, like in Morrowind or Skyrim.
More varied wildlife (foxes, rabbits, badgers, actual deer, river drakes, giant newts, mountain goats), which is (unless a pack of wolves or a brown bear, or a cougar, or enraged boar) non-hostile.
No speechcraft wheel, but you still have options to coerce, intimidate, joke, persuade. You can only see the NPCs reaction after you've used an option, not before. Bribe is still an option too.
No fast travel. You can fast travel if you have your horse NEAR you or you are on a horseback.

I pirated all DLC like a normal person and then I didn't even use the horse armor because ti was so tacky.

They'd never release it without some fanfare, especially now that their reputation is in the gutter.

not getting amazon-pressed by Staada

Golden Saints and Dark Seducers are matriarchal

Perfect.

dark seducers

Picrel.
Golden Saints should be called Aureals, and Dark Seducers should be called Mazken. Leave Dark Seducers and Seducers as they were in previous ES.

If I had screenshotted every wrong Oblivion remake rumor, my hard drive would be full

when in reality it will be the same game, with the same bugs (possibly more), but just with a shader filtered over the game

Exactly. More bugs are a guarantee, and the world will not look like anything cozy or charming as it was in original Oblivion.

shader filter added

ENB exists.
The whole thing with a remake is that they are trying to catch zoomers with it, because God forbid those shits will try playing Oblivion.

"game from 2006?"

"nah, old trash, missed me with that shit"

I still play the original. Mostly on Steam Deck because it runs perfectly there while Skyrim chugs a bit in the open world, but still.
Basic Oblivion with the "Ultimate Leveling" mod is legitimately all I need to have fun currently.

I don't want a total overhaul.
I just want Oblivion that runs on modern systems and the modern day modding community from Skyrim.

Todd probably didn't want Elder Scrolls to stay an RPG but pivot to an action adventure series with large production qualities with celebrity voice actors

He should've taken notes from Dark Messiah. Its a perfect gametype for what he has in mind. Not to mention TES lends itself quite nicely for an immersive sim game.

Where we exploring first?

oblivion remake

ported to an entirely different engine

outsourced

shadow-dropped

this is going to be the most broken game ever released

every

single

day

why is there a car tire in my fantasy game?

it still has the issue of distant objects and locations not being rendered and visible

fucking LOD and draw distance

AYYY LLAMA.
One of the first mods i've installed was See Everything.

Anon, this is AIsloppa.

Daggerfall would have two options

just graphical updates

Nobody will buy this. People who actually want the game to look "better" are never going to play DF, it's way too boring for them.

remake the whole game from the ground up

Not happening and defeats the purpose. TESVI is already going to take place in the Iliac Bay and while it's not a remake, I can see there being a bunch of similarities.

Dooooooooont care. I just want to hate on them for all the bullshit they've done. Bethesda that is.
I just want to see all the threads and vids comlaining about how shit this remake is. I want to see a liveleak of Todd being lynched, and all of Bethesda/Zenimax execs being burned at the stake. I want a Tortanic-level event, with a lot of exec blood being spilled.

Yes anon, i am THAT mad at them.

Because Morrowind and Faggerfall would require ground up remakes to fix their shit quality. Oblivion is already nearly perfect.

I usually go to the chapel straight away to get the ball rolling (oblivion, the plane of, is a very cool place)
it doesn't really benefit from "leave jackie to eat ramen for a week" like some other rpgs

This won't support mods therefore the original is better.

on a sunday?

this is what obliviontoddlers actually believe

I love the idea that Todd Howard would shadow drop an Oblivion remake.

Yeah, why the fuck would he ever do that?

The only reason would be if it was some Chinese sweatshop remake that's so bad, he doesn't want attention on it. Graphics run through UE so they're a little bit blurrier, lockpicking minigame replaced with the one from Skyrim, shit like that.

Morrowind is such ugly poorly written slop that not even a facelift can save it, also it's based on India and with all the anti-Indian sentiment at the moment ... yeah

i dont normally agree with jaks but you're right. mania and um depression land are the coolest places in the game, their weapons are cool too

Is there really so few games coming out that all these goddamm remasters need to be made? Play something new you idiots

ugly

looks fine

it's based on India

are you dumb

... yeah

onions

it's not real you retard
what about that OP image makes you think that's a credible information source

It looks heckin' fine!

This is code for it looks shit and you know it looks shit but don't want to acknowledge it, if you thought it looked good you'd say it looked good but you know you can't). It looks like shit, like a shit brown world. Who wants to explore that?

It's not based on India!

Yes it is. All their dreamer shit comes from Dharma, their deity is a guru called Vivec and they're being occupied by the "East Empire Company". Are you fucking stupid?

...yeah

A bit of irony, to make the post more palatable for Morrowtroons.

So they can sell Horse armor DLC again

are you really saying it's poorly written in the face of

le hogwarts

le catholic church but evil and also retarded

le robin hood

le whatever the fuck the fighters guild was meant to be

le lord of the rings main quest

or how about skyrim where all the major storylines are so shit and drab that they seamlessly integrate radiant quests

Eh?? Oblivion modding hasn't been relevant in almost 15 years.

I wouldn't play a BGS game without access to the console. Their games are just too buggy. You need a way to complete quest and turn off collision sometimes because their shit doesn't work

you can still mod oblivion its just that skyrim has a bigger modding community.

Wtf, I don't remember this
Did Unity pozz the game and remove these???

It will support mods, they'll need to be updated for pbr textures though.
This is the same as GTA3/vc/sa 'remasters' - it's the original engine with unreal engine doing the graphics.

All of these completely eclipse anything in Morrowind in terms of simply being iconic and beloved. The most celebrated characters from Morrowind are the "Rick and Morty" Reddit mages of Telvani, Kirkbride's ERP character and Infodump Ur (because the Main Story is that poorly written they have the main villain exposit everything to you at the end). Totally, brutally, MOGGED by Oblivion's beloved characters and questlines.

why would todd do a surprise release with no marketing and stuff ?

If you own the original, you're morally allowed to pirate the remake.

Yeah. The Daggerfall Unity team are literal trannys. They pozzed the shit out of it.

The surprise will play into the marketing, that's why it's releasing on a Sunday (so basically 5 days of hype and buzz before the weekend). It's ingenious, really. Especially because everyone is so TES hungry. Honestly, Todd could drop ANYTHING TES VI related and get millions of eyes on it.

for the lulz

Ah yes, all those UE5 games with great mod support like, umm... ehh, the... hmm.

Is it out yet?

morrowind or daggerfall would require their combat systems and shit to be redesigned in order and the indians that they are outsourcing this to would basically be guaranteed to fuck it up. with oblivion all they have to do is mindlessly add better textures and graphics which is easier for them to wrap their 80iq brains around

You can't even tell me the story of a single Morrowind faction, because they have none. Every faction is just a bunch of disconnected fetch quests. While Oblivion has several factions people have remembered since childhood.

you can still mod oblivion

To what? Downloads dozens of gigabytes of graphics mods that'll make the game crash every 5-10 mins because it was made for 32bit systems and can't leverage modern hardware.

Because it will be censored, pozzed, and shit. Negative campaigns before games come out like Dragon Age, Kingdom Come, and Ass Creed stole a lot of sales. So they are shadow dropping for everyone FOMOs before learning about how it now has gay romances with Martin, women dressed like muslims, and Lechance is a troon.

rumor about a game that nobody knows anything about

that wasn't even announced let alone confirmed to be in development

IT'S GONNA COME OUT TOMORROW!!!!!1111

Implying Bethesda will do all the extra work

Pozzing it would be too much effort for the UE5 pajeets working at Bethesda

Naw i'll just play the original with sex mods.

So long as the levelling system is fixed I don't really care about other (non game breaking) bugs.

The mods are still there. In terms of new mods Skyrim is good as dead this point too, Skyblivion is the last hurrah if it ever releases

does that mean they have finally dropped gamebryo for their future projects?

Yeah right

I guess there's The Wayward Realms but it's not ready yet, the demo won't even be ready until the end of the year at the earliest, and Japs refuse to make a CRPG I'd love for Japs to actually make fantasy role playing games that allow role playing and aren't gay girly kiddy shit Idk why Pokémon and Final Fantasy are allowed to be called RPGs when there's no role playing whatsoever

No announcement

No trailer

No nothing

Jesus how bad is this going to be?

Only way I would buy it is if its Multiplayer.

oblivion 76

one finger curls on the monkey paw

they wouldn't touch the music, would they?

You have to enter this house and kill all the guests, they're not expecting anything. They all think they're playing a game to find a treasure

Yeah all 16 of you can enter, they won't suspect a thing

I had a lot of fun in Fallout 76 when it was a broken buggy mess.
It had almost zero npcs to interact with. It was just about looting scavenging killing and building your home.

remade in unreal engine 4

based

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jesus christ

why would they shadow drop this? is it so bad even bethesda thinks it is shit?

Look at this post.
This retard represents the average intelligence of Anon Babble (none).

the work for an Oblivion remake is actually super easy for them in theory. All they had need to do is to make the characters not look retarded. Literally that's all they need to do

those 2 suck ass brah

He wouldn't, Todd himself said he was against remakes

hello Todd

I did not give you permission to post my wife

I never understood the point of horse armor. Anything that poses a threat to the horse is going to kill the horse. Period. A mountain lion gets inside the horse's hitbox and there's literally nothing you can do. Even the console commands won't work because you can't select the mountain lion.

TALOS IS A REAL GO-
*gets whisked away*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo...

she never told me about you

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People keep talking about this supposed remake

Bethesda hasn't even acknowledged it's existence

Phil hasn't even acknowledged it's existence

The leakers also claim to have seen videos/played it yet show zero proof

Every article is the same shit. Any day now fellas! Hahaha...a-any day...

Ok, who's the retard that's mistaking a mod for a remake?

I'm so ready to waste my income on horse armor DLC again.

Bethesda isn't the studio remaking it

because those two games suck ass and only faggot nerds like you would buy them
Elder Scrolls was simply unplayable until oblivion

FIX THE LEVELING SYSTEM

Do you even need to ask, my dude?
I'll put it this way: reddit overwhelmingly recommends you play the unity version.

load up Oblivion

immediately kill and steal and act like a nog

why is this so tantalizing?

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"it's a 1:1 port of the game, trust me bro"

enemy AI is literally acting differently

no thanks, I'll play vanilla, maybe get MGEXE in there

What mad?

Start Oblivion for the first time in, like, 5 years

Let's make the most of it without ruining immersion - which is something that is impossible in Skyrim

Oh, I remember only ever doing the Knights of the Nine quest chain once ever since it had been first released - wonder why?

One hour in, congrats - you're a fucking Grand Master of a legendary order of the knights! Enjoy being a Mary Sue on par with Dovahkiin for the rest of the game

Why am I doing this to myself?

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Soule removed to avoid any bad PR because reap

You do realise that the Hero of Kvatch canonically become Sheogorath right? So the Sheogorath you see in Skyrim is him.

You are never some fades into obscurity who in this series.

It's not happening but if it was they should announce it on Superman's birthday
Well day before I guess since it's the leap year day

2 MORE WEEKS
TRVST THE PLAN

Amazing they've never once taken any chance to unretcon it

break into a random house

start whacking everything with a club watching plates, bread, cups and bottles of cyrodilic brandy flying all over the show

Yeah, but that is the endgame for Shivering Isles. Knights of the Nine makes you into a Crusader/Grand Master of Knights of the Nine as soon as you're done with:

listening to a raving lunatic who sends you on a leisurely pilgrimage

visiting wayshrines to receive a vision

recovering an old helmet

travelling to a ruined knightly compound and beating the crap out of a bunch of ghosts

This would be akin to Caius Cosades making you into spymaster upon returning from informants at the city of Vivek.

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I mean, word spread that you are gathering the artefacts and restored the order. So it checks out

But that is the point I'm making!

Do literally anything

Congrats, you're a legendary hero now, the likes we haven't seen before. Here is a complimentary free estate that we will continue to repair for you completely free

This is the worst case of instant gratification in Oblivion and I walked right into it.

yfw they fuck up the ost

it's claimed

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Are you joking?

Fighters Guild:
The Fighters Guild initially appears as a straightforward mercenary group, but its quests reveal systemic corruption tied to the Camonna Tong, a Dunmer criminal organization. Players face moral dilemmas, such as shaking down businesses or assassinating rivals, which can strain relationships with the Thieves Guild. A subplot involves purging the guild of Camonna Tong influence, culminating in a showdown with its leader, Lorbumol gro-Aglakh. The guild’s duality reflects Morrowind’s tension between Imperial authority and native power structures.

Thieves Guild:
Focused on heists and subterfuge, the Thieves Guild quests involve sabotaging rival factions like the Camonna Tong and executing high-stakes thefts. Players navigate alliances with House Hlaalu and the Morag Tong, but overt violence or poor choices can lock progression. The guild’s emphasis on stealth and discretion contrasts with the Fighters Guild’s brute-force approach, though both factions occasionally collide.

Mages Guild:
Political infighting defines the Mages Guild, with players mediating disputes between conservative Imperial mages and the radical Telvanni. Quests involve retrieving artifacts, neutralizing rogue wizards, and uncovering secrets of the Dwemer. The guild’s rivalry with House Telvanni escalates into open conflict, forcing players to choose sides in later stages.

Tribunal Temple:
As a devout follower of the Tribunal gods, players perform pilgrimages, purge heretics, and defend temple interests. The questline intersects with the Main Quest, revealing the Temple’s hidden corruption and the fading power of the Living Gods.

You do realise that the Hero of Kvatch canonically become Sheogorath right? So the Sheogorath you see in Skyrim is him.

What the fuck? Is this some ebin Emil writing too?

What bout imp cult?

Complete pilgrimage and get deemed worthy of becoming the Second Divine Crusader after a brutal attack on the Chapel in Anvil

Find out Umaril is gonna come back to life

Start collecting artefacts of Pelinal Whitestrake

People take notice and believe you are rebuilding the Knights of the Nine

People joined the order

How exactly is it hard to understand?

Anon, play the Shivering Isle DLC

You're thinking of Skyrim.

This is the conclusion to TES IV, yes.

Sheogorath opens a portal to his domain in order to bait someone who would be capable of breaking the cycle of Shivering Isles being obliterated and renewed

The cycle was created by all the other Daedric Lords who wanted Jygallag, a Daedric Prince of order, out of the picture and - in order to achieve this goal - they turned him into a bipolar schizo who, as a prince of madness would spend millenium crafting his la-la land only to regain sanity for a short while, destroying anything that had been built so that his mentally ill self could spend another millenium on restoration

You end up gathering all the stuff necessary to become a mentally ill schizo god yourself in order to free your predecessor from his curse

This works out and you're a new Daedric Prince of madness

This outcome is proven to be canon in Skyrim, as Sheogorath is spouting stuff that only player character from Oblivion would have known about

1000000% gonna happen but unironically, which will be the biggest dealbreaker, even bigger than art style rape and pajeet engines raping your GPU

Daggerfall

They will never touch Arena or Daggerfall as those were back when Elder Scrolls was a dungeon crawler series and not an open world.

I'll concede that the Imperial Cult plotline was half-baked. The Cult of Talos thing or whatever it was went nowhere. The Imperial Cult legitimately is a bunch of fetch quests, although the I find it quaint and nice to play anyway because of the good noodle flavor. Feels good to pay for Almoner missions out of my own pocket

it doesn't matter how dumb you think bethesda it, you're dumber for believing this shit is real

concede

I'm being pedantic, but in order for you to concede you must first disagree

this is all fake btw the game will never come out, rumors rumors rumors people said that... legit insider said... certified person said...

No. None of the nudity from the base game was removed in the unity port.

proofs?

They probably wouldn't even buy them, just pirate them then unironically complain like faggots about why no good new games come out

Fuck remakes and all remake nigger buyers, you are the problem of this world and why these corpos aren't even trying anymore.

Christ cucks filtered and SEETHING.

ON A SUNDAY MORNING?

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why is it so washed out

I'm tired of hearing "this remake is actually coming tomorrow be excited.. oops, it's actually in another few days". If it happens then it happens.

I wish I had the courage to man up and go to Church, but I'm terrified of human interactions and my local Church is very social and tight-knight with literal unironic tea-drinking sessions. I just bought 200 Euro worth of Orthodox books instead ;_;

There's no fucking way it's releasing tomorrow and we haven't had a single fucking leak of what it looks like

It's been entirely remastered by a server farm of AI so nobody human is able to leak anything about it.

Based

Lechance is a troon

I kek

this whole oblivion remake thing is starting to feel very fake at this point

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO! IS THAT STORY ABOUT ANONYMOUS SOURCES?? PLEASE GIVE ME MORE OF THAT GOOD SHIT. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THESE LITERAL RUMORS PRESENTED ON A SCREEN. I SO FUCKING LOVE ANONYMOUS SOURCES BRO. ITS THE END-ALL-BE-ALL OF NEWS. I SPEND MY DAYS AND NIGHTS SCOURING THE SHITTIEST WEBSITES LOOKING FOR NEWS WITH ANONYMOUS SOURCES.

AS SOON AS I SEE A STORY LIKE THIS BRO I SWEAR I CAN'T HELP BUT CLUTCH MY ERECT, THROBBING PENIS AND FEVERISHLY PULL IT UNTIL I UNLOAD ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD. GIVE ME THE JUCIEST, SHITTIEST TAKE FROM AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE AND I'LL CLICK ON EVERY LINK YOU PUT IN FRONT OF ME. I AM A LOW-IQ, LOW IMPULSE CONTROL RETARD AND I CAN'T DISTINGUISH CLICKBAIT GARBAGE FROM REAL NEWS DESPITE THE FACT I GREW UP WITH INTERNET 24/7! I AM SO FUCKING STUPID BRO BUT I DON'T CARE! I JUST NEED MORE OF THOSE ANONYMOUS SOURCES BRO! FUCK!

No shit

Oblivion... In the Starfield engine!? Day 1 buy!

I hope for your sake you don’t have a Twitter account

Just enter the first cave outside Seyda Neen in both versions and see how the caster inside behaves when you try to attack from distance.

ahh yes, the life story of 't' on tumblr!

the story begins in a dingy apartment in the center of a large metropolis, 't' and his two wives, shiro and yui, lived in the same apartment with their two sons 's

Oh and while you're at it, whip out a summon and compare how he reacts to it.

I can't imagine why anyone would want a remake
shit like this is the reason to play Oblivion in the first place, who would want to play a version that's skyrimified?

Still cracks me up to this day. Oblivion is jank in all the right ways. A remake would remove this charm.

they should have made Morrowind II: Oblivion. (with a reversable cover that said Oblivion II: Morrowind)

basically the game takes place in Morrowind during the Oblivion crisis. Remastered Morrowind world with random Oblivion gates, but gates to all the Daedric Prince realms instead of just Mehrune Dagon's.

I'm waitin for perfect Xemu emulation or I find a cheap xbox with replaced capacitors for my first morrowind playthrough

They should have just made Skyrim 2 ten years ago but here we fucking are

Skyrim II: Oblivion would have been the first dlc for Morrowind II: Oblivion

Discount Skyrim

Eh, pass.