kid Pauline companion
I'll take two
Kid Pauline companion
She's not a kid, they made her chest ultraflat to comply with the global standard
I think thats just regular Pauline (with new freckles) and DK is just humungous
she has child proportions. (big head small arms)
They clearly made her face more young and rounded than her “adult” model (which is currently being still used in Mario Kart). Are you autists face blind?
Mario got cucked.
LMAO
bruh did you SEE MK World? That's just mario's aesthetic now.
nah, more likely this will be her origin story and the explanation for why she named her city after him
interesting theory tho the fact that Cranky Kong was leaked to be in Bananza might contradict that
freckles have always been a child character design trait
Clearly a child, look at her proportions. She also has freckles.
the small nose is what sells the fact shes a child. The freaks won this time.
Wtf? Did Kong and Pauline.....?
She cucked Candy, he cucked Mario.
Double cucking.
I'm glad Pauline has officially been canonized as a Mario Girl
She doesn't have lipstick, meaning she's a kid.
UOOOOOOOOOOH PAULINE EROTIC
this makes sense, it explains why the purple rock was obsessed with music too like pauline is in odyssey
Censored cleavage
Wack ass
Holy SEX
pauline's daughter and DK the Third
insanely prominent eyeliner
muh dick, they did it on purpose
Imagine her getting all rolled up to go on a "date" with her dad
It's gooning time
Forgive me for being uppity about my financial inferiority, Nintendo! I KNEEL!
Looking back at the gameplays, the rock literally acts like a kid. It was Pauline.
this is the fanbase that was calling other faggots pedos just a few days ago by the way
Every time
you know that meme gif of the hulk fucking black widow
Wait is there a loli in this game now? I will buy it now if true
so when do we think the reveal happens? If she's in promo art then it has to be pretty early right?
Why she is so cute? Okay Nintendo, I kneel, buying your game now.
Can't tell if that's a loli Palline or a globohomo version of the original
Stop being weird.
Anon Babble went from complaining about the game to pic real quick lol
I hope kid Pauline has as large breasts as her adult counterpart.
So is this going to be a prequel to the original Donkey Kong where you protect Loline from Jumpman the pedo by throwing barrels and other shit at him and ascending up the underground levels when he gets too close?
God I hope she's a fucking brat
fuck off with this retarded ass meme
kek, this. From cringe to sovl in an instant
I wonder why
and what next? tourists discover that Anon Babble is looking forward to the porn more than the game?
Meme?
because it's unironically more interesting than just a rock being on your shoulder the entire game
In hindsight, it was pretty odd that the Odd Rock's power was "singing".
That's definitely Pauline I mean the eye color, the hair along with having a red outfit. I wonder why they made her a kid but maybe it's others are saying and it's a origin story. Also makes sense because this is the oddesey team and they are the ones that basically revived interest in Pauline.
it was pretty odd
well it is the odd rock
oh shit Anon Babble is complaining about the price of the Switch 2
QUICKLY "LEAK" CHILD PAULINE, THOSE FAGS WOULD DROOL OVER ANYTHING UNDER THE AGE OF 18 BESIDES VIDYA
Anon Babble is looking forward to the porn more than the game?
Is there anyone here who is actually interested in the game? I doubt anyone is gonna spend 80$ on this
It's fake, you fucking idiots.
Voided terrain and objects are covered in Void Co Tape that when removed restores the terrain to normal
rock is wrapped in Void Co Tape
open and shut, this thing is Pauline after being Voided
This game's gonna be banned in Texas.
frogposter is a retard
and the sky is blue
most ludo DK game in decades
released the same time as Ninty's biggest crisis in decades
But in a good way. Only to our enemies
frogposter is a retard
not more than people who will pay $80 for that slop
cranky kong still metions mario as his old adversary, so this must be Pauline's child or something
The real question now is why does this image even exist? I can't imagine them using this reveal in promotional material, maybe it's the title screen after reaching that part of the game?
With hot ape sex on top. Caliente!
Now I want to see a pic of Kid Pauline and DK singing a Nobody's Hero duet.
It makes no sense for such a render to even exist, dumbass. It's fake.
Furukawa is a genius
Loline with Freckles is cute as hell
Who was lucky enough to bag Pauline?
Hope we get lots of fanart of her
CUNNY CORRECTION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lower left
The fuck is she doing?
This image alone makes me want to kill a million kremlings, must protecc
Cringey tryhard'ish art
kill yourself
retard
Based soulful art
what does that even mean
So this is basically DK's Island?
me
4chans ever growing hatred of oc because it gets them attention
Patricia, or Patty for short.
Or even Lina if she's named after her mom.
I hope that's bottom left is supposed to be something like a salt lick because it does not look like it to me and might not to normies
No, the Cranky cutscene explains that DK left his own island to go mine at this new place (Ingot Isle).
a globohomo version of the original
knowing Nintendo after 2019 it is that. Xenoblade 3 is the most pozzed "Japanese" game I've played in the last 10 years
Recent Pokemon and Fire Emblem are full of gayshit, tranny looking characters and interracial couples
There's no way Nintendo will confirm she has had sex.
It is unironically more likely this is a time travel plot or they will copout and say she's her "niece" or some shit.
I cannot recall the specifics, but he wore a dress shirt and his bangs were long enough to cover his eyes.
expecting promotional material to withhold spoilers
Have you watched a movie trailer in the past 10 years?
Mario. He escaped to the Mushroom Kingdom to avoid paying child support.
eunie's love interest is ashera
Already pre-ordered :)
why would Pauline get turned into a rock anyway?
I'm a fucking degenerate of course but honestly I'm not attracted to her just because she's a Loli.
I also love her big fucking eyebrows
I hope the wind lifts her dress...
a lot of the enemies look like they were forcibly turned into rocks
being retarded, like a rock
That's all it takes. Some sexy girl and that's it.
anon were you not around when tropical freeze was a thing
Why the hell did they make DK's fur look like feathers?
she'll have shorts and spats anon, or be a rock until the last cutscene
Take off the undershirt. It's unfaithful to her original designs
I hope she turns into the big titty whore at the end of the game and you can replay levels while carrying her around, jiggle physics included
I will now buy your video game
Loli Pauline on your back
Holy shit, I guess I'm buying a Switch 2. Nintendo has done it again!
This but she's still a loli
>making fanart of a fake leak
And here I thought the Sonic fanbase was pathetic for that whole Eggette thing. You "people" belong to the streets.
Kill yourselves, pedos. It's not fucking real.
Your honest opinion?
i have to constantly state i jerk off to cartoon children
Yes, meme
There's no way Nintendo will confirm she has had sex.
Like Bowser?
I don't buy it. Pauline has brown hair and this kid has black hair.
Speaking of which, her hair looks weird and plastic as well.
This is likely fanmade.
So the backstory behind why DK kidnaps Pauline is that he was just a concerned father upset some greasy wop was trying to get with his daughter.
I mean, OG Donkey Kong changed his name to Cranky Kong, what to say that it's not a generational thing? Cranky Kong's grandpa could also be called Cranky Kong.
It’s on the official Korean page for the game
they think it's them baiting us
when we got just what we wanted from them
i see that has a win
No it isn't, I just checked.
Unf... Spats,
It's on the wayback machine, check there. They changed it back because it's a spoiler.
this but unironically.
quick, release what the audience wants
look now they are happy
heh we played them for absolute fools
DK protecting Pauline at first but ultimately turning into her kidnapper is faithful to his Hollywood inspiration
kim #505383 is going to fired and possibly executed by nintendo. Seems like a pretty big story spoiler.
Spamming your virus link isn't going to make this shitty photoshop believable. Fuck off.
Have you yourself checked your link? I don't see her anywhere.
LUDO
try scrolling down bozo
this guy is a flat earther
I'm guessing the little girl is this rock thing once you break her seal or whatever curse shit is going on with the purple objects.
So the evil monkeys turned her into a rock?
It's there just scroll down a little
Absolute PEAK incoming
I did. I don't see her anywhere.
Game ends with Mario defeating DK and taking Kid Pauline away
This is a game about monkeys mining out a bunch of golden bananas made out of crystals until a bunch of evil monkeys summon a fucking meteor to sink a whole island into the ground. I don't think we're operating on straight logic here.
i find this weird to hide since they already show gameplay and trailer? it's like hiding the wolf form and midna in the first twilight princess trailer
How the fuck can you retards not realize you're being toyed with?
Will she be in MKW? If so loliChads are eating goood
DK was kidnapping her because he knew Mario would break her heart
Mario's love rival, or secretly the overprotective big brother?
Both...
My nigga it's right there
Odyssey also didn't show off the capture ability in its first trailer...
not allowed to write story for zelda
not allowed to write story for mario
instead makes an prequel to Donkey Kong and the DKC
Reminder. We've had one trailer.
sonygroes are seething at this
Doesn't look like a kid, just a more cartoonish version.
lmaoing at the phoneposters that cant see the lil Pauline banner, niggers it is there
Okay sorry, my bad. I'm retarded. I'm on mobile and she doesn't show up on the mobile version of the site.
He is just a troll.
They should release some cunny then
I forgive you my brother.
This reminds me when Pauline was teased for the second Odyssey trailer. Would they do it again?
Yep, the artist's definitely a pedophile.
is that why DK is forced to wear pants?
Name?
Practically guaranteed now.
no, i'm just dumb:
PedoMcPedo
Look it up, it's on IG
cute little girl that hangs on you back
This will be a fitting replacement for Pragmata since that game is most likely cancelled by now
Can you SEA ironic weebs who don't have any other personality trait not infest this thread, thanks.
Italian mutt
Vs
Aryan goddess
No
mods about to ban every dk bananza thread
My name is Leo. What's yours?
My name is Edwin
>Italian mutt
the fuck are you talking about, nigga?
so, the movie is not canon?
Aryan goddess? Someone is making a Persian character?
jokes aside, be annoying somewhere else poltard.
It's probably Pauline's little sister Polly or something like that, which makes it a-okay
That's a cool name.
Stanley the Bugman
Expand Dong threads gonna be popping
Obnoxious BA-type ironic weebs are a disease.
Pauline definitely isn't white.
I'm also just shit posting so please don't waste your time on me
Pauline and her fat fucking titties are literally in Mario Kart World.
Poor thing
I like to imagine it's a training bra.
I made the mimic
It's going to be bananas
I'm pretty sure this new kid is Pauline's daughter. The father is most likely Mario.
Yeah, she's looking at the thread rn
crates have NDC on the side
New Donk City
DEEPEST LORE
's bull Luigi
I wondered why that little bad guy monkey was wearing a pimp coat.
Now I know it’s because they are turning children into rocks, branding them with the company logo and selling them
If this is true then the Donkey Kong timeline is more fucked than ever. How can Pauline be a little girl if she was kidnapped by Cranky back when he was Donkey Kong?
its not even a cunny thing this being a direct prequel genuinely makes my interest fucking skyrocket. I have no clue why they decided to market this in the shittiest way possible. I just hope actual kid pauline is something you change the stupid fucking rock to almost immediately because its way way waaaay fucking better than annoying boulder mascot
Name a more kino duo than
Big Wrecking Machine
and
Cute Little Girl to Protect
People were bitching about Dong Bananaz for 48 hours
Now that the autists have started to figure investigate, people love it
Have a little patience you fools
Let's hear him out bros. Surely he has a plan.
would have been a cool surprise. Thanks Anon Babble.
Simple explanation: DK canonically fucked Pauline and that kid is the result.
His Dong hasn't been Expanded since the reveal of the game
Diddler Kong
In the gameplay, the Odd Rock even mentions how it was strange to see animals living underground AND it was confused how it could understand them. Which makes sense cause it speaks English and not usual Nintendo gibberish. Kid Pauline is that rock.
selling little girls to get rich
Oy vey this game is problematic
Nintendo made a big mistake by delaying the US preorders for the S2 due to trumps tariffs (which allegedly they arent gonna affect shit.)
We need to do something about the negative reception for the prices!
we have no choice, we have to call... him!
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And thus divertor planted the pics of Loline in the korean servers using his invisible ray, saving nintendos reputation in record time!
big strong (motherly) lady x itty bitty (hung) shota to protect (they have lots of sex)
How to flip Anon Babble's opinion on a game with one simple trick!
add loli companion
Little Loli butt bouncing on your back as you plow through shitters and save the world
I can't wait for her entire moveset to revolve around singing Jump Up Superstar!
holy chestlet, not my pauline
old hard drive crashed so I lost all of my Tropical Freeze and expand dong edits
May have been juvenile, but they were fun.
destroy the world with sheer brute force
cunny on your back goes "good going big guy hehe"
loli Pauline
Is that all it took?
villains whose motives are hard to find fault in
that's monkey fuck
that's retarded since she literally looks like mini pauline with no monke features. are italian genes that strong?
Grimlin boss steals lolis
Girl boss steals shotas
What does the third orangutan guy steal?
UOOOOH posters aside, it’s a pretty cool twist that subverts classic DK in a nice way with the next generation from OG DK teaming up.
Shame we had to have it ruined less than a week after the reveal
it's real
hot damn, I'm curious how that'll work out. Pauline transformation post-game, or somewhere in the middle?
Virginities.
I told you this is an origin story game, DK will carve his face into the island at the end.
She'll be in a few cutscenes at best
red panties, purple panties, commando?
Come on man. Look at him.
Y'know it's gonna be married women
Spats
He's the Ruckus of the group
Am I wrong in thinking this is a Mario Odyssey-styled "collect all the things," but now monkey?
Odyssey is better than DK64 by far, but if this is just about collecting bananas... meh, I might pass.
Mario Odyssey is a game I find extraordinarily impressive... but it's probably one of the Mario games I least enjoyed. I had just enough fun to make it to the end ONCE but haven't had a single desire to pick it up since.
This game confirms something I've suspected for a while: I'm a fan of "Country" games. I think I'll wait for another one of those.
But hey, Pauline's lewds will be fantastic.
why would she? that glowing rock bracelet seems to confirm that she's Odd Rock
So are they going to do pull an Iron Giant where part of the climax includes Kid Pauline getting "killed" or kidnapped, causing DK to go apeshit?
youtube.com
people shitposting over the over cartoon and funny looking Donkey Kong and rock companion.
turns out the rock companion is a gili and donkey Kong most likely is funny looking because his "new" look doesn't frightening children
Anon Babble just can't stop being taking Ls
if she is in promo art the transformation would be revealed in a trailer
odyssey would be replayable if it didn't have a gorillion stars
Yeah but she will only be human at maybe the first cutscene and last cutscene only is what I'm saying
Am I wrong in thinking this is a Mario Odyssey-styled "collect all the things," but now monkey?
no, it is literally that. It is made by the odyssey devs
Where's Jungle Beat?
last cutscene and post game maybe?
I’d be surprised if they had her like diddy kong on your back the whole game. Probably just transforms back into the rock
it has to be early in the game if they're making fucking promo renders for it. I genuinely don't get the point of setting a twist up then making a bunch of bigass HD banner images of it to throw up later anyways
why would it? DK encounters her as Odd Rock, it would make no sense to reveal it in advance
that'd be unfortunate
Seems like more effort than Nintendo would bother with making separate animations for her riding on your back. Would be cool and I hope I'm wrong but I doubt they'd do it.
putting up that promo render obv was a mistake since it's not online anymore
So instead of baby Pauline we're getting kid Pauline in MKW
why would it? DK encounters her as Odd Rock, it would make no sense to reveal it in advance
idk, but it wouldnt make she being in promo art then
Would she really be in promo art if she was in the game that little? I'm hoping she turns back from Odd Rock by midgame. Otherwise, preorder unironically canceled
Why does this board have so many pedos and why are they comfortable being open about it
good, toddlerfags BTFO
It's always funny going away from Anon Babble for a few days. You guys are so reactionary that you shit on anything the moment it's announced but the political shitposters get bored and the opinion changes.
it fucking exists though. like they have it sitting in a folder of promo art. why would you make promo images of a endgame twist reveal like that, at least this fucking far before launch. it just seems really weird
there are boxes labelled N.D.C. in the gameplay
Pauline could have been shipped to Donkey Kong's island by accident
Now that I think about it Could have a point. Maybe when wmdhes on your back she's a rock but when cutscenes and stuff happens she can hop down and is human. Like a werewolf scenario she has to learn to control through the game.
maybe the decision to have her turn into a rock came late
Idk I'm puzzled by it myself, but my money's def on Odd Rock being kid Pauline
would be interesting to see cranky's reaction
sonygro inmediatly resorts to calling other people pedos
typical just like that neogaf mod that was a big sony fag that ended up being a pedo kek
This is just Wreck It Ralph: The Videogame
I loved the announcement, and the things they've shown in the last 3 days look good to me.
This is honestly a huge relief. I thought that purple rock looked like the lamest shit and was going to be very disappointed if I had to look at it the whole game.
I've never played a Donkey Kong game. Which are worth it?
chip from SU but a cute girl
Unironically a genius play
I loved DK bananza from the beginning, I just avoid threads because they were full of retards that dont play video games
DKC2
I'd fuck her in the rock form desu
all of them, play in release order
why do I want to fuck the rock now?
this will be Anon Babble's GOTY
Can't wait for the porn
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final boss theme
Wreck-It Ralph is a homage to Donkey Kong in the first place.
Tropical freeze is still the best 2d platformer launched in the last 10 years.
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panty shots will be region locked to Japan only
anon willing to fuck literal rocks if there's a loli soul inside it
I kneel
Maybe the crystal bracelet could let her control the transformation?
Tropical freeze is still the best 2d platformer launched in the last 10 years.
I cannot name 5
Do not the rock
All of the Country games. Yes, even 3. Yes, even Returns (Tropical Freeze is just better than it in pretty much every way, but it's still good).
DKC 1-3, DK64, DKC Returns and DKC Tropical Freeze.
this
It can't be a prequel, if it was this scene would become creppy.
So the new girl is Pauline and Mario's kid? When could they have even had sex?
void perfume keeps you young
too much even de-ages you
I really don’t think they care
It’s obviously not a prequel cranky is the same age
adrenokong
during the early DK games after mario saved her from DK? you forgetting they dated for awhile?
have we already seen what the title screen looks like? because if not, title screen art might be the same as the promo art, and kid pauline replaces the rock only after you beat the game or something
If that rock really is a cursed Pauline, then it puts the complete freak out it had when it first saw DK into a new perspective.
Essential
DKC1
2
3
DK Jungle Beat
Returns
Tropical Freeze
Worth playing to see what it's like
DK64
Don't play
GBA ports
Optional(?)
Any of the "classic" games (Mario vs Donkey Kong series) (they're great, but completely different)
Let’s be honest it’s not Mario she probably moved on with Waluigi
Anon Babble hates bananza because of DK's redesign and the price
korea "fucks up" and reveals loli Pauline early
Anon Babble instantly changes it's mind
Every time.
I don’t think Nintendo has ever thought about Mario lore that hard and I doubt they’re going to start now
cute little girl you were protecting becomes a hot bimbo
justified reaction
kino inbound
this actually makes a lot of sense
Irrelevant, Mario stayed the same age while Arcade DK became Cranky
Only threads that doesn't immediately devolve into redesign or tariff bullshit is the cunny threads
Based but fuck man
She looks delicious. Like chocolate.
this.
no matter how can you slice it, Loline cannot work as a 'twist' because she has to be introduced at some point before release if she has promo art made of her.
Please for the love of god be barefoot
So she’s getting MONKEY’d
I will now play your game
its genuinely fucking hilarious this is the most civil DK thread since the redesign was revealed
Or have you guys not considered that Cranky is just self inserting into his grandson's battles against Mario? He is senile after all.
She is 10
Cranky was old before he was born
Big brained anon just solved the game
moved on to an irrelevant spinoff fodder loser
Nah
Monkey sex threads are good before they get pruned.
Cute little girl to protect
I will now buy your game.
she is a 10*
Jungle beat is kino if you have the Wii version
Out of 10
Loline game is a huge success
Ushers in kid designs of Peach and Daisy in future games
It seems we are on a blessed timeline.
a full week of getting absolutely trashed on the primary internet gaming forum (Anon Babble.org/v/), and yet SOMEHOW this leaks? this thing that will completely change the tone and turn rabid haters into rabid fanboys?
uh huh. ok. sure.
it's likely gonna be this lmao. rarefags in shambles.
If Cranky's "I knew who to blame" comment is about K. Rool, and this is a prequel, then I guess it's not so far back that we're seeing the start of the kremling-kong rivalry
Also if its identity wasn’t some kind of twist they probably would’ve just given it a regular name
there's an archive link in this tread as proof
Flat chest...mineral fang...erotic...
Yes, he is
Yup yup YUP. I'm sold now.
headpat button
I have no plans on actually buying this or a Switch 2 but if it bridges the gap between the arcade games and DKC then that’s worth keeping an eye on it
So what's the current theories on the Pauline-looking kid?
she's actually monkey Gruntilda if she's not on Void
Rare bros winning
it's just a desexualized version of her, she's not actually a kid
if you push that button to makes DK beat his chest, pauline does it too
cute monkey actually evil hag like Grunty
she got shipped by mistake from New Donk City
Prequel and it’s just pauline
We are so back.
Either she's a somehow deaged Pauline turned to a rock or she's Mario and Pauline's daughter who turned into a rock.
Cringey tryhard'ish art
Implying we seen Germans with their feet before.
Where will she land?
I looked this part up too. All she says was “what happened to me a long time ago?”
kidnapped by ape
“That’s right!”
Ape is so generic but I doubt Nintendo is making this some lore prequel. It’s all just tongue in cheek to them. The themes are similar so that’s why they did it.
You can still dislike the design while also being interested in the direction of the story, they aren’t mutually exclusive
so how long until people start drawing porn of her
Prequelfags are so retarded.
Pauline accidently shipped her own daughter off
no, she has child proportions
Because only autists and snoys cared to discuss that shit.
can't wait to play it now goddamnit
What do you mean "he's the same age"? He looks old as fuck in this game, and he also looks old as fuck in the DKC games.
well if Cranky is the OG DK, then her friend in this game would be DK JR, technically. It works
What do you feel when you see this picture
Left
DK.
-Smashes things
-runs fast
-climbs walls and cliffs
-throws rocks from the ground
-will throw Rock/Loline to unaccesible areas.
Rock/Loline
-can go thru small spaces DK cant smash
-cannot fight, but can interact with elements like switches and so
-actually faster and mobile to dodge obstacles
-cannot climb.
and theres your moveset.
The most rational theory is that the game is a prequel. A "Donkey Kong Origins" if you will, between the Arcade Games and current Mario Lore. The one thing with that theory is that it would imply that Jumpman and the OG Blonde Pauline are different characters from Mario and Modern Pauline, which hey, I think it's a retcon that should have been made a long time ago (as in, Cranky's debut ago), but I never thought Nintendo would care to make.
The other theory is that she is Pauline's daugher, but that would make Nintnedo acknowledge the idea of one of their girls having Sex outside the JRPG world, so I don't see it happening. They could still pull of a "niece" tho.
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No immediate threat
He doesn't know
How can it be a prequel if cranky is there
Yes.
lmfao god damn anon you did it, and you managed to communicate it without a 2 hour video like gamexplain
Final boss is a reverse of Donkey Kong Arcade with DK protecting Pauline at the top of a construction site.
kino
tarzan kino
nintendo would never
well if Cranky is the OG DK,
he's not.
It's the best DKC game too. DKC2 is amazing but the only thing I'd give it over Tropical Freeze is an edge on overall aesthetic (TF still has brilliant art direction too though). TF actually has Donkey Kong and DK feels amazing in TF and the platforming in general is better in TF.
I don't think she will do more than what she does in rock form, which is sing
This butt unironically
The most rational theory is that the game is a prequel
That's the more retarded theory. It's more logical to think she's Pauline's daughter than this.
I’m expecting something clever like this from the finale, odyssey did a fun subversion with possessing bowser and escaping to a cool pop song with bowsers theme in it
Prequel to Country and modern Mario games, but sequel to Arcade DK. As I said, it would imply that Jumpman and OG Pauline aren't our current Mario and Pauline.
The idea that Pualine got deaged is also possible, though she being deaged and ALSO a Rock seems like to much.
which butt?
and there will be a post-credit scene of Cranky using it and it'll confirm he really is the original DK, and there will be a remix of Donkey Kong (1981) theme song and Pauline will look into the camera like "boys will be boys"
Pauline's
but that would make Nintnedo acknowledge the idea of one of their girls having Sex outside the JRPG world, so I don't see it happening.
They do this all the time.
Either she's the daughter of the mayor or she will become the mayor so definitely right.
Laughs at you menacingly and orders you around or she'll tell her mom who can get you fired.
Nintendo is more willing to make time traveling babies, that implying than any Mario character outside Bowser and the Kongs have sex. And while we are at it, yeah, time traveling young Pauline is also an option...
Cranky isn't OG DK
I have never seen this gameplay before wth
I'm pretty sure that game is canceled by now considering we haven't heard shit about it in years.
How many times do you have to be told this lesson?
Nintendo is more willing to make time traveling babies, that implying than any Mario character outside Bowser and the Kongs have sex.
You don't work for Nintendo so you have no way of knowing this.
Moderate chance of time travel
i dont think they would go that far with the retcons.
this is what they could do:
-Pauline is the leader of a expedition crew to the underground world.
-She meets the evil void monkeys, Monkey bitch uses the void perfume to curse her as a rock. confident theres no one who could oppose them, they just ditch her, leading to DK finding her
-the evil void monkeys now want to use the gateway Pauline's crew used to conquer the surface world (nevermind the fact that Mario and co. would kick their asses as soon as they do anything).
-DK finds the rock. eventually the curse is partially broken, thus why Pauline is a kid instead of an adult. Cranky will find her 'familiar'.
I will now buy your game (+plus $600 console + tip + tax + tariff)
he is. in fact in this very game he says something to the effect of "in my day rivals were cool, they even wore overalls"
so it's already soft confirmed, we just need the visual gag
Nintendo has finally entered the loli era, it's about time. Everybody else has been getting rich on it.
Cranky is a senile old monkey self inserting in his grandson's old stories.
this is retarded
taking a cocky and senile old monkey's words as fact
You utter retard.
So obviously Mario will be the final boss. Why are we fighting him?
Based optimistic chads
if he were cocky he'd say something cooler, and if he were senile he wouldn't have nailed the exact defining trait of Jumpman
sorry anon, this lore is certified confirmed
it's not pauline, it's a little girl in a red dress. other characters can wear read too
mario
but rocks
it would totally fit with Nintendo's love of making end bosses be mostly a platforming chase sequence. There's even a ton of emphasis on DK grabbing and throwing shit in the gameplay so far, so it really wouldn't be surprising to reach the top of a structure at the end of the chase and then have to start chucking barrels at whoever the final boss ends up being.
My theory. This is Pauline's child. She fucked a Brolder while on vacation and got impregnated. She had the baby because she is pro-life but secretly abandoned the baby on Kong island.
Have you not been around old people or seen old people in fiction? You are so retarded it hurts.
him recalling something his grandson told him and thinking he himself did it is not sign of senile
You are braindead
This! She is just a new loli character!
oh yeah? and her exact face and hair? and it's in a DK game, the series she originated from? hm? hmm??? you sure????????
DK wants revenge for the 80s after losing to him.
Yes. It's obviously not her. It's Pauline's daughter.
it's confirmed lore. we all suspected it anyway, there was mountains of evidence, the only "new" part is that the creators aren't being coy anymore
The final boss? KING K ROOL
final boss is mind controlled void metal mario
White women physical can not where similar colors unless blood related anon.
It's biological fact.
she looks like a nintendo female character. they all do
Little girl that likes DK so much she dressed as Pauline to get his attention
Nintendo had a character like that already. W-a-p-e-a-c-h
uh huh... :eyeroll:
Get ready to get BTFO by Nintendo again when your Rare fanfic sinks even more.
mountains of evidence
From Rare's asshole?
King K Rool
King Cruel
You guys ever notice this?
He might not be but if he is it will be due to a misunderstanding, Mario sees a big ass ape running up a tower carrying a girl and assumes the obvious
Wapeach died so loline could live
I think this solidifies the fact that the DK redesign was because they are trying to tie the Donkey Kong games more closely to Mario.
well yea, that's the joke
my headcanon is true because it just is chud!
guess Nintendo likes what comes out of Rare's asshole even more than we do given that they not only confirmed Rare's lore but they're including a ton of characters and hidden details that originated from Rare's games
Too kino.
CUTE!
I like how adding pauline(or a lookalike) made many more curious over this game. I'm guilty of it too.
I think Nu DK looks fine but they shouldn't have shown him just in the overalls because fuck me do they make him look gay.
I'm glad its just a costume
Raretard talking about headcanons
Kek.
Nintendo making fun of it is them taking it to heart
You keep being retarded, Rarebro.
Fake out credits
K room comes down from the heavens and knocks away the little monkey dude
Final final boss starts
Cinema.
i was already sold on it since i love digging in games, this is just the icing on the perfect cake
Stole Pragmata's lunch. Fuck you Capcom.
anon you're going to want to sit down
little girls...
She's a resident of Ingot Island, not Pauline. Sperging out over headcanon
black hair
freckles
is a child
yeah, not pauline
pauline could be a milf
this is not the direction I expected nintendo to go.
I like how adding pauline(or a lookalike)
It's definitely Pauline because the website removed the pic with her when people spotted it. It's a spoiler, which only makes sense if it's Pauline and not some random new character.
If they play jump up superstar I'm killing the nearest person.
We are talking fictional, brand/marketable characters here. They all have intent on their design, and the only reason to make a "mini Pauline" character and somehow make her NOT related to the actual Pauline, is as a direct refferences/call back. And still, a Brand new, story relevant character in the Mario world, that just so happen to look almost identical (and I mean, literally a chibi version, not a "they are kind of similar" like Peach and Rosaline) is such a weird call, that things like "Pauline got younger in a weird magic/science accident" or "time travel" just feel more natural for the brand. If this is not a prequel, which fine, I accept it, then again, she being related to Pauline either as her child, niece, cousin, even little sister, or being the actual Pauline somehow, makes more sense. Though, on the "she is also the rock sidekick" camp, important to note: The Rock is meeting DK for the first time.
She’s [HEADCANON]
This guy
Exactly. She's clearly not Pauline but most likely her daughter because she resembles her.
it's a villain origin story
'DK had to rescue pauline when she was a babby and he loved her so that's why he keeps kidnapping her when she's older he was never a bad guy two sides to every story!'
the spoiler is it's the purple rock that was cursed, not that it's pauline
just keeping it a bit open ended incase they go the daughter route.
You can't
The outfit clearly means it's either Pauline or her daughter like other anons suggested.
cranky is in the game and is old so how is this pauline? did they retcon the rare timeline and cranky isn't OG DK anymore? are they just rebooting everything? either it's time travel/multiverse fuckery or they're rebooting the entire DK series.
Yeah but we didn't think Bowser could become a dad but he did. Also Pauline's daughter has black hair and freckles. Which means the father has to have black hair.
this is the name of k rool in spanish king cruel
Ah yes the identical looking child dressed exactly like Pauline who also sings exactly like pauline who is heavily assoicated with DK is actually not pauline
Bravo what a twist
I'm sorry you wasted that paragraph on me because I was just shitposting. You are not wrong btw.
top part rock bottom half uncursed
DK64 is good if you get that romhack that lets you swap characters on the fly.
DKC1-3 and DKCR are great. DKCTF and DK94 are god tier.
Jungle Beat and Konga are funny but shit.
look at those saggers
black hair
little girl has black hair too
Spike is a resident of the city that Mario, Luigi and Pauline came from
Oh fuck....
they retread odyssey's finale
Mario is beat and misunderstanding is explained
DK, Pauline, and Mario team up against Void Co
DK throws metal Mario around instead of barrels and boulders
listen, I don't envy your position. you have to live in a world now that is post-confirmed lore. prior to today you could trick yourself relatively easily that the lore was not confirmed
but now it is confirmed, and not only that they're even linking it to the existing non-Rare lore, so that it's all one continuous and confirmed lore.
and yet you still have to keep on living
i STRONGLY suggest putting on some
Stickerbush Symphony and just... vegging out for a bit
Maybe it's her daughter, or maybe she gets shrunken down or something strange.
The trailer panned across Ingot Island multiple times. The girl is a resident of the town, and has no relation to Pauline. You all can stop now
autistic drivel
Didn't read. Keep on coping with your Rare fanfiction bro.
what if Cranky Kong turns into a younger ape and evil due to the villain's magic, and then he kidnaps Pauline?
sorry, tldr is: lore confirmed
Purple rock transforms into the most desired individual of the person it befriends
Dks thoughts turn the rock into a child version of Pauline
...b...based?
looks exactly like pauline but with black hair and freckles
she's her daughter you idiot. all we need to know is why she's on ingot island and not new donk city. because we have new donk city crates in the game
nah if they're already stealing Boo's gimmick they might as well go all the way
They wouldn't have taken the image down then.
she was on your shoulders rubbing up against you the entire time
I mean the only guy Pauline had any romantic relations with was Mario.
The most likely take is that it is Pauline's daughter, sibling or niece
Slight chance for it to be young Pauline herself.
shared:
-Hair color(bit unclear due to the lighting, could be black instead of Pauline's dark brown)
-Eye color
-Music association
-Red dress(different outfit though)
-Bracelet(while the kid has a stone bracelet, Pauline is often portrayed with a single gold bracelet on the same arm)
Not shared:
-Kid has much thicker eyebrows
-Kid has freckles
No, her arms are super short. She's obviously small, not just small in comparison to DK, she is just really small. Look at how tall Mario is next to DK in Mario Kart and then compare Mario to Pauline. Pauline should be about the same height as DK, but here it looks like she could comfortably ride him with no issue. She's been turned into a kid by Void Co, 100%
pauline becomes a barely-used character after donkey kong, only appearing in a few other games
switch era happens
pauline is now pushed as one of the most important characters in the mario/donkey kong franchise, appears in mario things constantly
Interesting how it turned out.
Mario came crawling back to femcel Pauline after Stacy Peach refused to put out after all those years
grim
She is definitely her daughter.
thicker eyebrows
It only means her father must have thick eyebrows as well
imagine if they canonically make mario a sex haver.
Who would let their child out on the street in makeup? Who the fuck are you trying to attract? You're 12 go play on a swing or something
It is pretty crazy how hard Pauline is getting pushed now. I will not be surprised if she's playable in the next Smash Bros.
okay so the game is actually mario odyssey 2
manletbros can't stop winning
someone in the higher ups said "WE MUST RETURN TO OUR ROOTS" during the switch era
and im so happy they did that
The reveal is going to be that the whole Donkey Kong Country series takes place before Donkey Kong Arcade.
assuming Pauline is meant to be Ann Darrow then it's sorta reversed. Jack Driscoll is a distant second best that she only considers after King Kong dies
but she was already getting stuff with the Mario vs DK revival series back on GBA. That went onto DS and then Wii U.
Nintendo will never outright confirm this. It will be obvious but they will never confirm it.
Who the fuck are you trying to attract?
rich old men obvs
And guess who has thick ass eyebrows? Super Mario.
but she was already getting stuff with the Mario vs DK revival series back on GBA. That went onto DS and then Wii U.
Those are pretty "minor" games in the grand scheme of things, and that's where Pauline was confined for decades.
mario dumped pauline because he found out she's used goods
DEEPEST LORE
I don't think Pauline is meant to be Ann Darrow.
What if Pauline fucked Gene
It was still stuff and not like she just recently returned to the spotlight with Odyssey, That was her big breakout that cemented her as a mainstay but it wasn't like it was where she made her return in games.
They would, because it's still unrevealed content.
I'm just happy there's more human like characters added to the Donkey Kong universe
WE MUST RETURN TO OUR ROOTS.
seems to be the case:
SMOdyssey:
Pauline returns as a main character, the Mayor of her own city, much like how Peach, Daisy and Rosa are rulers of their own.
inbetween:
cameos in smash, mario kart, mario party and other spinoffs and media.
Bananza:
She returns, as a child who befriends the son of the monkey who kidnapped her back in the 80s.
Mario kart world.
-one of the tracks is a futurist version of 25m from the original DK, with a giant robo DK.
-references to at least the main mario games, including Super Mario Land 1 and Super Mario World. as well as elements forgotten since the original SMK.
She is most certainly an Ann "expy" in Donkey Kong. The whole game is built around that scene from King Kong.
I like to (BELIEVE) that while Cranky was the original Donkey Kong of the arcade game "Donkey Kong", I also would like to believe that the Jumpman in Donkey Kong, while his name is Mario, ISN'T THE Mario Mario that would later jump on koopas and save-a the princess; but instead Mario Mario SR. (Mario and Luigi's father, making Mario Mario, "Mario Mario Jr.").
I.E. The original "Donkey Kong" game has a the barrel throwing gorilla, that is known as "Donkey Kong" will later retire and become "Cranky Kong",
while Junior. (of "Donkey Kong Jr.") later gains the title "Donkey Kong", dons a red tie, and becomes the Leader of the DK crew to oppose King K. Rool.
Then DK's Jumpman marries DK's Pauline and they have two sons, Mario Jr. and Luigi.
Where decades later, the two boys now grown up take their first plumber gig in "Mario Bros." that will ultimately lead them into the mushroom kingdom; thus beginning the 'Super Mario Bros."
Fun fact, DK was originally going to show up at the end of that Movie to talk with Ralph about how he deals with being a villain in his game. Then he would have told him that sometimes you don't stay the villain, sometimes you get to be the hero. They changed their mind on the plot and so DK's role became superfluous and was removed.
He canonically dumped her to go chase after Peach. And if Pauline is used goods, it's because of him,
A Z bracelet?
She returns, as a child who befriends the son of the monkey who kidnapped her back in the 80s.
Fanfiction
No it's based on Popeye.
I'm just worried there will be nothing to the gameplay beyond randomly smashing rocks
this tribute was fantastic
Why are so many people jumping to the conclusion that it’s Pauline’s daughter/niece? The character being Pauline herself seems like the most simple answer.
Mario Odyssey 2 is actually a Donkey Kong 3d platformer where you must protect Lolicon Pauline before the final reveal at the end that K Rool was behind everything
What a shocker the mario team is capable of making the perfect Donkey Kong game that fixes all the universes problems
The original super Nintendo ones and tropical freeze.
the movement looks really fun, will probably have a lot of depth like odyssey
can roll in the air, jump out of a roll into an instant wall climb, grab a rock, roll into it and start moving like the spinner in twilight princess, there's apparently some sort of 360° roll move that hasn't been shown yet etc
Pauline siding with DK now
She belongs to the streets! Makes sense why Mario left that bitch
Young Pauline is shown
People immediately jump the idea of DK being like a father to her
I'm tired of seeing the found family dynamic be diluted by having it applied to every adult and child character.
coping post
But that's not Pauline. That's her daughter. And Mario is a piece of shit who left her for Peach. Glad Peach cucks him for Bowser.
Father? He is her pet.
DK was fucking Pauline well before she ever met Mario
So Mario was the villain after all?
Yeah, I think as long as she has the Void Co bracelet, she remains young. We likely get the void co tape off the rock at some point and then the bracelet comes off at the end of the game.
Mario is the villain for violating Pauline's pussy and knocking her up while being a shitty owner to DK.
clearly has pauline's outfit, eyes and hair
she has black hair, and freckles, eyes are different too
Yeah at least the movement looks good. Was disappointed in Astro Bot despite the hype because I found the movement kinda boring.
She learns how to control the rock and can now swap between ages freely
Her hair is dark brown. Her eyes are the same. Only thing you have is freckles and what's to say Pauline doesn't have freckles? She wears foundation and makeup.
always was
what's to say Pauline doesn't have freckles? She wears foundation and makeup.
come on anon, this is reaching
It's clearly Pauline's little sister, retards.
making pauline more powerful
wew. switch 2 era seems like it's shaping up to be another pauline sweep.
filtered by babies first unreliable narrator
when they show off the little girl and she's wearing pants, are people still going to say its pauline?
it works!
lolis are great
How is it reaching? Do you expect a little kid to wear makeup?
He acts like an asshole like Smash 64's Metal Mario
would be kino
I don't expect nintendo characters to cover up their freckles with makeup anon
Then you are an idiot.
Yes. Like, come on dude, even if she is not related to Pauline, at all, somehow, the design is an intentional call back.
Cute.
Nintendo does that pretty regularly with each gen, wasn't too long ago that we were in the Wii era and people felt like the company was "forcing" Rosalina into everything.
Also don't forget that Daisy is finally getting a proper push now too.
kek, thanks for beta testing mario!
It would be quite the damn callback to have this little girl look almost exactly like her.
Daisy's "push" is nowhere on Pauline's level. Switch era was basically hers and now Switch 2 era seems to be following suit. This definitely feels like a new Rosalina push that we got in the Wii and Wii U eras.
They even gave her the weird spats under garments that clearly a kid.
That’s like saying Baby Peach isn’t Peach because she has blush in her cheeks while Peach doesn’t or that she has 3 eyelashes while Peach has 6.
this feels like the push for nintendo's version of the Disney Princess
People immediately jump the idea of DK being like a father to her
It would be funny for a bit, but I highly doubt Nintendo would be cool with allowing DK to bully and treat a little girl like shit.
If the first scene with the odd rock is anything to go by, it's another tale of a MC begrudgingly working alongside someone else, but by the end they'll be bffs and something something friendship wins the day.
Also that dynamic is super cute, why wouldn't you want that?
Theories are getting to wild for Nintendo standards. Dont get me wrong, some sounds fun, but Nintendo will play it safe
Yes which is why Pauline is now pushed as hard as Rosalina was. Pauline is guaranteed a slot for the next Smash Bros now.
I bet you will play with the rock most of the time even if the reveal happens early. It makes more sense for her to keep that form if she will go along with DK
Baby Pauline when?!
You'll break your dick, anon
Worth
I just finished odyssey for the first time, Im at 200 or so moons. I had more fun with Galaxy's concept but Odyssey just feels better, not only physics but in general it just feels better. Same as you, I love DKC, but Im interested in the terraforming aspects of Bananza