A manly mc?!?!? HECKING NO THAT'S TOO HECKING PROBLEMATIC!111 here's your new mc bro

A manly mc?!?!? HECKING NO THAT'S TOO HECKING PROBLEMATIC!111 here's your new mc bro

ZK
ZESTY KONG
ZK
ZESTY KONG IS QUEER

What is a man?

Anon that's a funny monkey

black "men" getting systematically sissified is the most hilarious thing i've ever witnessed on social media

This Kong lookin' ZESTY, this Kong lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this Kong theatrical, this Kong good with colors, this Kong gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This Kong lifts shirts, this Kong on the down low, this Kong be a tollet trader, this Kong gardens uphill, this Kong packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's "one of them"... if you catch my drift.

your MC VILL be an effeminate zoomer
your game VILL have ze forced-soul
you VILL explore ze empty open-vorld

manly

DK is a gorilla retard

mario is now a hipster

peach is a girlboss

Dk is a fucking soiboi

Nu-nintendo is a joke.

why's he doin' that?

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mario is now a hipster

Did I miss something?

To get with the time

link is trans

samus with wide shoulders

what's next?

And Zendaya?! DAMN!!!

The only things I don't like are the tongue and the fur.
That's about it desu

He he funne monke

brother it is a cartoon monkey

nigga thats a monkey

Why do all black male characters have to be zesty effeminate niggas? Who is behind all this?

WII KAY
WOKEY KONG

HE'S THE KEKOLD OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL!
HE'S FINALLY BACK TO WATCH YOU FUCK HIS WIFE

What's not manly here? Men look at woman like that all the time bro

Bros, you can halt the shitposting campaign on this game. There is loli. This is Anon Babble-core game now

you people are a joke

If someone is racist towards black people, wouldn't it be a good thing for them if more black men were gay? I mean, a gay black man isn't gonna touch the white women.

you people are based

you people have a funny face

He's an ape anon.

is that banana cuck???

you're right DK has never made silly cartoon faces before now

I love this copypasta.

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You don't get it anon, I suddenly have standards

name one time before now where DK looked like something only the gayest blackest LA faggot could design him in an official release

Forced Soul

I only imagine Seth Rogen with NuDinkey Kong

when was the last time you went a full hour without thinking about the gays, the blacks or Californians?

Did you people even play tropical freeze? I swear you people have no experience with this character beyond concept art for DKC

the agony of the devoured is always greater than the pleasure of the devourer
misery in the world increased

Who is behind all this?

((()))

Did you people even play

no, this is Anon Babble

wtf they made donkey kong do goofy faces? the world is lost . . . .

Election tourist incels don't play videogames

Kekypoopy!

ZAMN!!!

honestly i dont know what the fucking difference is meant to be other than the eyes

so are black people but a lot would consider them "manly"