A manly mc?!?!? HECKING NO THAT'S TOO HECKING PROBLEMATIC!111 here's your new mc bro
A manly mc?!?!? HECKING NO THAT'S TOO HECKING PROBLEMATIC!111 here's your new mc bro
ZK
ZESTY KONG
ZK
ZESTY KONG IS QUEER
What is a man?
Anon that's a funny monkey
black "men" getting systematically sissified is the most hilarious thing i've ever witnessed on social media
This Kong lookin' ZESTY, this Kong lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this Kong theatrical, this Kong good with colors, this Kong gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This Kong lifts shirts, this Kong on the down low, this Kong be a tollet trader, this Kong gardens uphill, this Kong packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's "one of them"... if you catch my drift.
your MC VILL be an effeminate zoomer
your game VILL have ze forced-soul
you VILL explore ze empty open-vorld
manly
DK is a gorilla retard
mario is now a hipster
peach is a girlboss
Dk is a fucking soiboi
Nu-nintendo is a joke.
why's he doin' that?
mario is now a hipster
Did I miss something?
To get with the time
link is trans
samus with wide shoulders
what's next?
And Zendaya?! DAMN!!!
The only things I don't like are the tongue and the fur.
That's about it desu
He he funne monke
brother it is a cartoon monkey
nigga thats a monkey
Why do all black male characters have to be zesty effeminate niggas? Who is behind all this?
WII KAY
WOKEY KONG
HE'S THE KEKOLD OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL!
HE'S FINALLY BACK TO WATCH YOU FUCK HIS WIFE
What's not manly here? Men look at woman like that all the time bro
Bros, you can halt the shitposting campaign on this game. There is loli. This is Anon Babble-core game now
you people are a joke
If someone is racist towards black people, wouldn't it be a good thing for them if more black men were gay? I mean, a gay black man isn't gonna touch the white women.
you people are based
you people have a funny face
He's an ape anon.
is that banana cuck???
you're right DK has never made silly cartoon faces before now
I love this copypasta.
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You don't get it anon, I suddenly have standards
name one time before now where DK looked like something only the gayest blackest LA faggot could design him in an official release
Forced Soul
I only imagine Seth Rogen with NuDinkey Kong
when was the last time you went a full hour without thinking about the gays, the blacks or Californians?
Did you people even play tropical freeze? I swear you people have no experience with this character beyond concept art for DKC
the agony of the devoured is always greater than the pleasure of the devourer
misery in the world increased
Who is behind all this?
((()))
Did you people even play
no, this is Anon Babble
wtf they made donkey kong do goofy faces? the world is lost . . . .
Election tourist incels don't play videogames
Kekypoopy!
ZAMN!!!
honestly i dont know what the fucking difference is meant to be other than the eyes
so are black people but a lot would consider them "manly"