I can't believe Mario sealed the deal.
I can't believe Mario sealed the deal
I hope that they put tiny Pauline in Mario Kart.
there's no way they're giving her just a dress. they're gonna put pants on her
Loli Pauline wearing spats under her dress
GOTY
as long as her legs are covered it's perfectly acceptable
Spats, dark void, you know the drill by now, anon
Is Pauline Jewish? She looks Jewish
acne
Why would they put such an unpleasant detail in her design
She looks like those long face anglos from the middle of the country.
If Nintendo could pull it off I’d love to see how they would redesign K. Rool
she has freckles now?
best girl
little :D girl with freckles
bro I can't
I'm [chair clattering] irl
UOOHK UUUOOHHKKKK UUUUUUOOOHHHKKKKKKK AH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH
Papa? Papa Mario!? I'M YOUR PAPA!?
Oh, Mamma Mia...
still no art of her getting dicked down by red hot monkey dick
Don't give Nintendo ideas.
I hope she's in it a lot and not only during some end cutscene showing her true form
loli Pauline
evil anthro cunty kong villain
I fucking came, but where is my man K Rool?
if it gets rid of the literal babies I'd take them doing a next generation thing with actual characters' kids. it'd be nice for bowser jr to have actual friends too
an evil corporation is DK's latest threat
we don't know who the leader is
lots of crocodilian imagery in the trailer
Hmmmmmm...
What are some "Protect the little girl"core games?
they shrank his hot wife
Mario erection
*Jumpman
loli pauline made people forget the whole "new DK design" dilema
lolis truly are the answer to everything, eh?
Ummm we already got a Loli Kremling
You crocfags are going to get BTFO so fucking hard that I will throw a party when it happens.
It's a prequel to the Rare. The game ends with DK carving his head on DK island
Those are freckles anon
JUMPMAN
JUMPMAN
JUMPMAN
JUMPMAN
JUMPMAN
THAT BOY UP TO SOMETHING
There wouldn’t be key art of her if it was meant to be a surprise twist.
Obviously, they wanted there to be SOME surprise, but one that would be revealed in a later trailer, not the end of the game. The same thing happened with Cranky in Tropical Freeze
Name so I can find her on e6?
why are ashleyfags like this?
loli
Ruined. Games need hags.
i don't know why that wasn't his first guess lmao
kill yourself
I want to see 774 do a doujin of this. His monkey doujin is still one of my all-time favs.
live yourself
This is a hopium thread anon. You hope for cunny we hope for Crocs.
Don't be a downer.
You lost and got raped in the summer of 2018, ashley nigger. Prepare your anus again
those are freckles
why did they give the kremlings afros?
Ashleyfags are still assblasted by the crocchads
Smash Bros Ultimate was years ago.
pauline is mario's italian goddess who will kill all competition. This is why Peach avoids romance with Mario like the plague.
Sauce on the art?
Dong status?
It was on Nintendo's Korean website today, and then fixed shortly after
There were some archive links floating around in the other thread
i heard...cunny?
making peach le independent girl boss with the caveat mario canonically pounds paulines' curvaceous ass is an acceptable trade
Wait for the official reveal in the June direct anon. The porn WILL flow. It just a matter of time
You're awfully uppity for a guy whose wife got trophy'd
Is this game worth playing?
only one
Anon, that guy is just trying to ryona bait. There was a bunch of Ashley Ryona fans stirring shit to get more K. Rool on Ashley Ryona back around that time too.
I hope so! It'd be nice if it happened fairly early on and we got to bond with this girl whether it is Pauline, her daughter, or someone else.
Peach stonewalls Mario for years
He finds a happy life in an old fling
Peaches ovaries dry up as she gives a speech at daisy and Luigi wedding.
Expanded. Inside Pauline's cunny.
Bananza will end with DK Jr. returning Pauline to Jumpman and Lady in New Donk City, earning their forgiveness for DK Sr.'s crimes. This is why DK III (Rare DK) has a (relatively) better relationship with Mario and the gang.
As long as she's barefoot and you can her her feet slapping the ground
She'll settle for Bowser
You croccfaggots are so fucking annoying. Your shitty reptile is irrelevant.
evil monkey corporation
It’s Bluster Kong
Come on Ashley Bro we don’t need this here
Imagine hearing her giggle every time DK punches through an enemys spine
Hnngh
ashley is old and busted, loline is the new hotness
posting shit you've grabbed off the front page of a google search really doesn't make you look like a falseflagger retard. fuck off stinky smashie you're getting cucked by airride this generation
Her name is Kass
Not to be confused with that BOTW character
x.com
Bananza WILL have LatAm dub.
Here's a leak of Loline's voice:
thread theme
youtube.com
holy SEX
Fine. Let Peach be le strong independent woman. Mario still has his ex.
Older Pauline for Smash, while Younger Pauline is a cameo, everyone wins!
Not the other guy posting Ashley but what did this character is literally just Ashley with a different hairstyle?
How would you respond?
Go be obnoxious somewhere else like every other thread you ruin, attention whore.
I mean he is really popular in Japan
I don't see why she would be. She doesn't look very moody.
Why do Ashleyfags have to make everything about Ashley?
That's her sister bro
Not that anon. But I bought during the spring sale and I'm 15+ hours into the game now. It's actually quite cool.
You might think it feels a bit stiff at the start, but that probably has more to do with the game's animation than anything. But as you play you'll realise that the movement is actually very fluid. And it most certainly has a very strong style. Neat music too.
This goes to too, stop being insecure because you think your shitty waifu isn't getting used enough.
Showering Pauline’s Womb with Coconut Creampies
if she's not Pauline, I bet her name is Odessa for Odd Rock/Odyssey
They should bring back Haru if Nintendo wants to push Pauline with Mario again
If she's not Pauline, who is she?
Making a whole game about destructible environments and not having Rambi would quite literally be the blunder of the century.
Not even my waifu I just find the idea funny. Impossible but funny
Relax bro, Smash Ultimate is dead nobody plays that old new game anymore, plus Warioware is still thriving regardless if Ashley wasn’t playable but don’t get me wrong, I don’t see why we can’t have both K. Rool and Ashley
It'd be so damn cute to have her riding on DK's shoulder too.
Cranky apparently followed DK underground on Rambi, so he might be around.
Pauline looks to young to have a child that looks to be at least 12.
Mario is only 25 or something too right?
Sorry, thought you were the other annoying person.
You're trying to be like Rosalinafags who are upset that people don't hate Pauline. Stop that.
settle
He's a catch any woman would be lucky to have.
Peach is an strong independent woman who don't need no man.
Nintendo is just hard pivoting into putting everything vaguely Mario into the same universe.
Based?
Final boss is just pic-related after K. Rool covers himself in mined Banadium ore and gems.
We don't know that girl's age.
This is just me using it as an excuse so I can see her cute abandoned and forgotten husband again
It is Pauline. They indefinitely delayed Advance Wars for having guns, they are not going to fucking name a character after a Ukrainian city.
*Daisyfags
Still calling herself a princess even though there's no one above her
Clocks ticking bitch. See how your land functions without an heir.
Mario is so lucky...
Yes and that would have been nice if Peach did not become a strong and independent woman who doesn't need any man.
So this is why it has the C button...
so dk apes out on mario and pauline's kid?
hot
Too much cuck talk.
Talk about the cunny
Yes, it doesn't make sense to be Mario's daughter. He would be an absent father and Pauline is his ex. He is also too young in my opinion. It's most likely Pauline's little sister.
Cute freckles
the thick brows and the freckles are just too fucking cute. I really hope this is a separate character so they start using her in spinoffs and shit
Wario randomly comes into the game and takes the place of "Jumpman" and dk has to keep him away from Ashley (Pauline)
Absolute madness.
UOH CUNNANA
dong kong came inside pregnant pauline and gave pauline jr a facial
wtf nintendo?
I can tell a preteens girls age at a glance can't you?
implying Peach won't adopt a child to become heir
She will raise the child to be strong and independent ruler like her.
Odell/Odella then
Being the same character didn't stop them from using baby characters in Mario Kart. They might end up adding Loli Pauline to MKW before Ashley...
Giant golden K. Rool
You reflect his attacks back at him or use some environmental hazard to stun him and knock him over
While he's stunned you have to dig through his body to find K. Rool in the center and beat the shit out of him
Do this several times and then you win
There's the fight right there.
fades into obscurity
ugly art
pumps and dumps her
Mario is a piece of shit
He's dead Jim.
Yep. Shit is kino.
Would you trust your child with a literal gorilla? Even if it was dk?
That looks like a 6 year old to me.
gets canned for the next few years because of his name
diddy replaced by vulnerable child
how the tables turn
Well the thing is that neither of these are true, because babies are delivered by stork in the Mario-verse
Payback for what he did to DK Jr.
You're not taking the chibi art style tax into account in your calculations.
there’s a greater than 90% chance she has spats
Unironically would Nintendo consider changing his name? Do they even care over in Nippon?
diddy ate a banana laced with fentanyl
Would that really change anything, or even be hard to do?
All these games have always been somewhat wacky and big enough to supply whatever setting the plot needs. Is there even anything in any of the games that contradict them all being in the same world?
i miss diddy and dixie
they cute
I am though. That's why I think she's 6.
Big
White
Puffy
Bloomers
that go at knee-height
underrated
imagine the sulfury smell
And there's a photo mode in the game.
She's a fucking child.
Mario: My daughter errm- Niece!
Why do apes and sporty girls in spats go together so well?
Pay the child support, midget.
She's a fucking child
Wouldn't it be significantly worse if anon was lusting over a normal child?
Luigi fucks?
Did she get turned into a rock, or is the rock just assuming a human form?
I can't believe Nintendo made a dedicated button to Uoohhhh
Yeah. Only a male gorilla though.
Odd rock knows your hearst desire and transforms accordingly
I mean, we knew that from the Martio Sports interview where he was revealed to be a sore loser and shat on Luigi.
character that's only used to ruin any proper AE threads
Yeah no, go be annoying somewhere else
already being scared of big monkeys seems more like its always kid pauline but we really have no clue what pauloli's deal is considering she's not even officially released yet
She's turned into a rock for some reason.
she's the only reason any Ape Escape thread exists at all
Everything is just wild speculation at this point, but the tape pattern all around the rock makes me think it's something that was done to her. It was probably something like:
Bad guy has evil plan
Loli Pauline's singing can disrupt the magic bullshit they're using for the plan
They decide to turn her into a rock to make sure that doesn't happen
She escapes somehow and meets DK
The rock is wrapped in VoidCo tape, suggesting her real form has been sealed into the shape of a rock
fuck off
There shouldn't be then if it's gonna be only used for dumping softcore porn.
Also there are decent threads once in a blue moon (they don't use Om's shitty art for OP for once)
Out of 10!
I can't believe villains are putting tape around little girls mouths and Diddy isn't a part of it.
I feel like we've been here before.
What is Nintendo trying to tell us?
Game Releases in July 17
The S2 releases in June 5
We're in April 5th, so we have to wait at minimum 3 whole months so we can get ANY confirmation about Loline.
And the blueballing wait begins again...
Does she have a name? Did she appear in a Live?
What a go getter
he was innocent, man
June direct
It's gonna be August or September and you know it.
I really don't get why they thought this needed to be hidden info, my hype jumped immediately the second they hinted at an actual deep lore plot and a different sidekick than the fucking purple rock retard. hopefully the leak makes them re-plan their marketing strategy
I would trust Donkey Kong with my life, that’s my friend
diddy is not that important of a character, they would probably just stop putting any attention on him rather than do a whole name change
Korean Nintendo accidentally posted some art with her on their site, then changed it back to art with the rock shortly afterwards.
korean site spoiled her like they did rainbow road in world. Not that anyone expected rainbow road not to be there.
anon the game comes out in july
Any lewds?
Now write a DK rap verse for her.
where do you think you are lmao
So is Mario a deadbeat or is this a prequel to the entire Mario universe where Cranky Kong is actually Cranky Kong Sr. and the Cranky Kong we know took the title upon getting older?
Either way we're going to get some fucking autismo lore out of this
How many gooks will get the boot for this?
YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD
Where is the Korean website manager?
Is he safe?
This indeed does expand dong.
Rainbow Road must be 4 courses long if they're cutting an entire cup
Anon that is the whole reason everyone here is now excited for the new DK game.
Killed, mulched up and sold as stuffing in pokemon plushies.
Mario is a deadbeat sadly.
No lol. Its bad. Really bad.
it's young Pauline. This is a prequel
Dump hot girl for a princess
The princess blue-balls you for years
Mario screwed up, huh?
(laughs)
Why do they always do this after saying something tragic
NINTENDO FIRE THIS MAN
What a cunt.
It seems in your horny to post cunny... You got him fired....
It's young Pauline, but she was sent forward in time.
Mistaking Cranky Kong for current DK is why she got kidnapped in the arcade game.
dump a chick with huge tits, DSLs, and two prosperous careers for a princess who doesn't give a shit about you
Mario you are fucking retarded
Yes and it's 100% his fault so I can only laugh at his stupid ass.
She's Cranky Kong's daughter.
Mario let's his daughter hang out with a giant ape that's tried to kill him.
Does he realize she'll bring home a Kong boy?
after decades of playing it safe, randomly making mario a deadbeat dad would be fucking insane
That's my daughter actually
He will be fondly remembered by the degenerates at Anon Babble.org for giving them the gift of cunny
So is bananza a reboot or a prequel? Is NuDK just Cranky in his prime?
I thought Pauline became mayor after Mario dumped her.
I’m willing to go with the idea that her rock form is her sealed form and then the loli form is like a semi-sealed form and we’re trying to help her turn back into her normal adult form
Diddykeks destroyed - no, bannana-slamma'd
Mario doesn't care because he's too focused trying to get some action with Peach but has to fight Bowser over it.
God I hope that's actually his daughter so we can get "super loline world" somewhere down the line.
wait where and when did this surface? I'm late as fuck to the party.
it will likely never be outright confirmed that mario is the father but it will be so obvious to the older fans that he is the father.
Leak...
theres no leak. nintendo is ACTING like something leaked, but the truth is that they planted that pic in the Korean servers because they would know people would be curious.
Why? Obviously to divert attention from their fuck up yesterday about delaying preorders for the US due to the Trump tariffs. something that at the end turned out to be nothing.
the prices will stay the same, theres no raises, and all that message did was to enrage the fanbase even more when they were pretty angry already with the actual pricing.
Actually made me laugh
Mario Cinematic Universe
Korean Nintendo website employee fucked up and put up the wrong image. It's been swapped out, but the wayback machine archived it.
Why is my fucking daughter with those filthy stinking monkeys? Fuck.
Mario is a fucking slut
Need to see her cute feet
not immediately saying no and running away
peach is a whore confirmed
That would be so kino and I'd buy it day 1. Playing as Mario's daughter as she goes off to not be this big hero her dad is.
I really don't think nintendo is actually that smart considering the entire system still looks like a ripoff. like you can't tell me this 4d chess bullshit sounded like a better marketing idea than just making the fucking manual and that wheelchair game free with the system
Nigga only today you pretended to care about Pauline because of your personality only being mammothposting.
It's what Mario deserves for what he did to Pauline.
you have no right to get upset, mario.
Made Pauline a single mom
Sent his child with peach to fucking space
Bros... I don't think I can support this man anymore
Pay your fucking child support Mario
Cranky, Pauline, Rambo, and maybe Expresso. Diddy is in at some point. He might even have his own unique levels that you play him that would be different than DK. Some acrobatic shit I bet.
ah, the classic
b-but i've always had a crush on *her*
time and time again we see it
making the fucking manual and that wheelchair game free with the system
I could be totally wrong, but I am wondering if this was done intentionally so that they can change this before release to get good press. Kinda like what was done with the Sonic redesign for the movie.
Man now I'm imagining Mario sitting at home, drunk and forcing loline to clean up. He gets mad at her for nothing and throws a bottle at her head, barely missing, and loline runs away crying.
And then she gets caught by VoidCo, DK saves her and she bonds with him. And Mario is the end boss, demanding his daughter back so she can go back to cleaning.
Mario you fucking bastard
Probably not, it's well documented that Reggie is the reason we got Wii Sports with the Wii in the west.
They really, really don't want to give away things for free even if it encourages more sales.
I actively root for Bowser these days.
holy fucking based. Nintendo really geared up to make 3D DK's revival a 10/10. imagine the sequel having multiple playable kongs like 64 but with more lolis and hebes.
I said I don't want to go back to the crawlspace dad!
and I-a said I wanted another-a beer. Wahoo!
There's literally no point in making garbage like the manual game if it doesn't come bundled with the system. They might add it to the mario kart bundle to sweeten the deal
I am really starting to despise Mario now.
Damn son, guess I'll keep an eye out for the porn.
I don't think such a lovely young girl should be running around with all the violence shown going on.
DK is not a responsible guardian!
Bowser disowned and abandoned the koopalings and koopa kids
Can't call Mario a deadbeat dad if he didn't even know Pauline was pregnant. I don't see the bitch telling him about the kid in Odyssey do you?
He might just be keeping his private life private.
Her whole family is fucked and you think this will ruin her? Let that little girl live her best life.
So I'm guessing there isn't any other image of Lil' Pauline?
Want to draw some fanart but my autism requires me to know the whole design before I can comfortably draw it.
No but she is obviously still thirsting for the Italian man thanks to "Jump up, Superstar!"
Not his kids, not his problem.
This brat's so based, it isn't funny
She can make a grown Kong cry out for cunny
Huh!
Cunny posting aside I actually think the game looks really fucking fun. Idk about 70 dollars worth of fun but fun. I'd wait for a 10 dollar sale but Nintendo never does sales.
she can sing it high
she can sing it low
this girl will make
your banana blow!
maybe he shouldn't have FUCKING LEFT PAULINE FOR THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM
Cranky Kong in Bananza is actually Donkey Kong Country
It would be Kino.
I agree, I think it looks like a very enjoyable game. I never bought a switch, but I'm considering getting a switch 2 for this and the zelda upgrades. If Z-A is actually good, that would seal the deal for me.
that's tried to kill him.
you're thinking of cranky kong
Bring back Dixie lmao
And she deserves better than to keep pining over her shitty ex boyfriend.
Izon
More interracial porn fuel instead of a fat ugly bastard
image wasn't meant to be shown yet so no
FINAL OBJECTIVE:
BREAK PAULINES HYMEN
cant wait for the oppai art
Anon Babble now cares about Bananaza because of loli Pauline
Cunny brings people together
DEEPEST LORE has always made Anon Babble sit up in their gamerchairs
Men prefer them blonde...
No, I care about loli Pauline and she's stuck in Bananaza. Get it right
Nah he's thinking of Donkey Kong.
Where the fuck is dk jr?
Why does this image give horny energy? Did a porn artist make it?
Pauline frees a captive Cranky Kong from the circus, believing it's the same Donkey Kong from her childhood and ends up abducted, leading to the events of the first arcade game.
I honestly really dig the idea of Pauline having the same sort of relationship to the Kongs that Mario has with the Yoshi's in Yoshi Island. Her future singing career being a result of the influence DK and his other music inclined relatives had on her as a little girl is a cool concept.
you're thinking of cranky kong
You're forgetting games like Mario vs Donkey Kong which is the modern DK.
Been there, done that.
I just know that jcm2 will do something with her.
Before leak
oh nooo the bad guys got the generic sidekick who cares
After leak
TAKE YOUR PAWS OFF HER YOU DAMN DIRTY APE
I will now buy your game
They got to be in the Mario movie at least
Oh so the typical obnoxious dumbass the spams dumps from boorus on Anon Babble threads?
I was kinda interested but now I'm bananas for bananza.
June direct
There is no direct for this, they're only doing a Mario Kart direct with nothing else planned or announced after. Switch 2 comes out in June and DK comes out the next month, they're gonna keep a tight lid on things and make people wait and wonder just what is the game going to offer them.
Ashleyfags lost
Wariofags lost
And she named the city New DONK City with a lot of classic DK references. It's clear the Kong part of her life has not gone away.
Seethe more lol. But no, that's not me.
Daughter comes home after an adventure
Beast her chest constantly
Looks through your hair for bugs to eat
Smacks ground
Walks on all fours
How does one stop such behaviors?
return to monke
That's because the sidekick isn't generic anymore as there's now lore reasons why anyone gives a shit.
"wars" between loli fans are being falseflagged by people who hate lolis. just ignore
so cute, too bad no anon will ever be able to play this game
God Eater 3
Diddy
He died. It was in the same plane crash that took chunky
Where does this fit in then?
Mariofags would be seething at Mario for not stepping into her life years ago.
Peach is a whore, this has been known for literal decades.
I wish Bowser was my daddo
don't you mean interspecies you braindamaged retard
I thought they looked FINE. It's a little hard to judge them in the context of the game from 5 seconds of clips. I'm suspicious because 3 villains feels like they are not showing the full game.
interspecies, I know we call niggers apes, but you should really get it right when it comes to the actual apes
Nintendo seems to want to continue pushing Bowser/Peach for the Switch 2 era given that parental Switch 2 video has Bowser now have a Peach strap on his phone.
youtube.com
To make the reveal an event
Remember how in the first Odyssey trailer they did not show the capture mechanic?
And how in the second Odyssey trailer they removed the Mustache from the capture mechanic to hide it during the first part?
Nintendo development teams include producers = I think you can spot marketting tendencies depending on the person in charge, probably same team as Odyssey, similar methods.
kill yourself cuck
Is this chart suggesting that Dixie and Diddy are cousins?
Bros....
Pragmata when we eventually get it
Claire’s story in Resident Evil 2 (moreso the original than the remake)
Ico depending on who you ask
Lucky guess or insider knowledge?
Yeah. It's even more obvious now that the Bananza crew is the same staff as the Odyssey crew.
Anon! This is a SFW board!
Blue board
I'm pretty sure her VA is dead now.
Miyamoto's really downplayed romance lately because it puts too much weight on what should be a breezy, easy to get into romance. Like he understood it was kinda funny way back in the 80s that Mario ditched his Brooklynite sweetheart for a blonde princess.
But also I feel like the last thing they would do is make their mascot, the most iconic video game character of them all, a deadbeat dad.
The Last of Us doesn’t count since not only is that barely a game, but you don’t have to protect Ellie at all since the enemies ignore her
What a whore
How do I get acquainted with all the Mario lore around Pauline? I haven’t played a Mario game since Sunshine.
it's a fictional game my nigga
Bowserfags literally cannot go 5 minutes without bringing up their horrible fetish unprompted
She'll transform at the end, Nintendo ain't making a game where a kid is in peril
Switch threads were full of non-stop shitposting for days
loli Pauline leak
now we have mostly chill threads full of lore discussion of a Donkey Kong game
Pic related is true
I get to be a big monkey man digging holes and smashing stuff while protecting / saving / adventuring with a loli that looks like pauline
I'm fucking in
You win Nintendo, I'll fuck over my fellow gamers for you now. I'll pay whatever you want, I'll charge my renters more if I have too. Give me loli pauline amiibo too
peach is bowser's screensaver
how romantic
Nintendo ain't making a game where a kid is in peril
does yoshi's island no longer exist
Agreed, it seems they were already negotiation by making only $6, but there's a big difference between bundled and not bundled
Mesugaki latina cunny
Lmao, they've been sitting on manufactured units for months. If they had to build brand new factories and shit, and get the labor from within the states, the cost would be astronomical. Kwab.
Pauline is the girl from Donkey Kong, the first Mario game ever. There's not really much deep lore.
90% of people who kept making hate threads were shitposters who are easily distracted by cunny
I miss him so much
There’s not really anything to get acquainted with, she was Mario’s gf during the Jumpman era, she shows up in one of the MvDK games I think, then she disappeared for a decade and is mayor of New Donk City in Mario Odyssey and doesn’t recognize Mario for some reason
Oh. Banana.
Bitch you make more than 10 times the amount of money he does. Has to collect coins from blocks and floating in the air to keep afloat.
Does this mean we will get more Peach NTR art?
smoline gets re-kidnapped by the final boss
he's gonna magically steal her voice for its power or something similarly nefarious
dk gets mad
really, really mad
The voidco tape covers her naughty parts.
and doesn’t recognize Mario for some reason
But she does.
You should really play Galaxy 1 & 2 if you can, especially Galaxy 2
punching moon out of orbit part 2
Only from the front, and barely at that.
We're gonna get fucking rug pulled like a cheap crypto scam aren't we anons.
I felt like I saw this, but why does she act so distant at first then? Women stuff?
i keep forgetting this was a thing
So who's going to be the brave soul that draws DK filling loline with 5 liters of nasty ape semen?
naked...
She's in a position of serious responsibility in a city that Bowser was attacking
they thought of everything
well yeah there's not much to cover
It's about the principles. It felt good for Mario to bing bing bing wahoo in Pauline back in the day but he can't stick around to take responsibility for the aftermath? That's not how it works.
Alright how do we make Nintendo add loli Pauline into mario kart? We need a main to represent us I know there is the baby char but those are for the tod community
based, the revenge is comming, crockcucks WILL cry forever.
Probably angelauxes
Oh absolutely. She already gets hundreds a day with Bowser.
Abes
thanks monkey paw
My-a dear daughter! I'mma so excited to meet your-a new boyfriend!
Hello! It's-a nice to mee-DONKEY KONG!?!?!?!?!
She was busy leading her people in a CRISIS. She is the MAYOR after all.
mariobros...
gambling addict
youtube.com
This. lolishit is boring, hags are soft with tits, pleasant to look at and all the stuff y'know.
Didn't Returns kind of sound like that in the manual with Cranky Kong referring to mechanics from when he was young?
Go I hope so
Get to play as DK smashing everything in sight
all the while with a cute child Pauline that must be protected as she's vital to the plot
Is this going to be a Link and Midna dynamic? I would be 100% on board
diddy who?
DK gets so mad he turns back into Rare DK for the final fight
now we're cooking with gas
I mean, you asked
Tag: Size difference
Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mario is a fag
Mario dumped her.
It's absolutely going to be a Link and Midna dynamic. Never thought we'd get that in a DK game but here we are.
mario bros.....
fuck that's nice
Nevermind DBZ chumps, DK's dropped the moon on a final boss before he's basically Asura tier
MAMA MIA!
Spats are based but she should remove them to complete the look
Reading this makes me want to quit drinking for good
Yeah I don't blame Pauline at all. He broke her heart to go chase after some princess he just met.
lolicons and men with paternal instincts to be a big guy protecting a little girl are suddenly going bananas
lolicons and big guys will buy bananza after all
I did not see this coming.
I thought it was gonna sell just because men like digging like how the digging indie game sold well
her moms
It's absolutely going to be a Link and Midna dynamic. Never thought we'd get that in a DK game but here we are.
That explains why he got hearts for a health bar in this game. It was all one all Zelda reference.
Literally who?
So long gay Mario....
when I die I want to be put in one of these collages, its my dying wish anons.
Fuck off, Pauline x Rosalina yuricuck artist guy
that bulge
ruined
off-screen handholding
Insane that a family company like Nintendo would hint at something so pervy.
Funny how a leaked image from Korean Nintendo totally changed the perception of the game
It's that easy!
Do you mouthbreathers have to infest every single thread with your retardation?
dk2
Where's dk1.jpg?
Honestly having Rosa as a mom would be kinda weird. Like you go to visit her and you realize your favorite sibling has become one of the galaxies you just flew past.
he's basically Asura tier
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR MAKING MY [friend] CRY
BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Also you only see her once a century
lots of crocodilian imagery in the trailer
Elaborate
Oh so Mario will hide behind someone else to take care of his duties? Fuck that.
Was this one
if Pauline's daughter.. she will surely demand years of child support
It is FAR too late in the thread to be whining about that in this thread mate.
Good bait though
Now I must play this game.
Pauline makes like 10 times the income as Mario. Why does she need the plumber's meager income?
Nah, you people are legit attention whores and can't seem to survive without mindlessly spamming your trash because of having a certain character-type your entire personality trait.
Good shit.
Salsa?
Nah Switch 1 version already had Peach-y right there, even more seductively at that
cool
Bowser's love for Peach is genuine even 8 years later
Goddamn that's cute.
Arcade era accounted for with Pauline
Rare era accounted for with Cranky/Rambi/Expresso/Gnawty and a thousand other things we havent seen yet
Retro era accounted for with Professor Chops fossil/likely cameo
Based. We just need a Jungle Beat reference and all eras will be accounted for
He's afraid he'll catch Cunnies
bowser bans mario
Bananza will be the ultimate DK game. No wonder the 3D Mario team is working on it.
Why did he participate in a cunny thread and single out my post specifically though?
NTA but some of VoidCo's mooks are like, skeletal crocodiles made out of Banadium ore encased in stone and at least one of the bosses too. Might be references in some of the level design too, can't remember.
Not sure that it confirms Kremlings, could just be a reference but it's a possibility I suppose.
Imagine this but it's DK
Who at Nintendo suddenly has a hardon for her though? Gotta be a newer hire because the old guard did not give an iota of a shit.
Mario just didn't notice
Why would they have an alt of the key art with her? It is probably one of the reveals for the second trailer and happens a quarter of the way into the game
Shit made me laugh
No idea but I'll still claim that he's afraid the loli radiation is going to do something to him
mario didn't gave a fuck, he got the mushroom fever
I want K. Rool too but yeah I'm unfortunately gonna have to agree with Nintendo have been doing things to try to distance themselves from Rare for a little bit now. I highly doubt that K. Rool will show up because of that (especially considering they might actually need special permission from Rare to include him since he was absent from anything from 2008 to 2018.)
Bluster would be absolutely based though.
She got in the spotlight again thanks to Mario Odyssey and Jump Up Superstar
I don't want to spoil myself with the treehouse stuff but what does the rock child act like so far? Is she a mesugaki?
maybe hes anti furry
He clearly dipped before he got to see the signs. Her belly only started to show around the time Mario was jumping across levels to save Peach and kick Bowser's ass.
Not getting enough Xitter clout that's why your shilling your ugly scribbles in unrelated Anon Babble threads?
And just like that.... She's forgotten.
This. The kid is clearly going to be DK's partner for the journey.
Pauline likely married someone else and had a kid with them and is just letting the kongs babysit since Pauline's relationship with the kongs seem to be a lot better now.
8 years ago
now 8 more years
Paulinebros won hard.
Cranky is in the game so no its not a prequel
Cranky Kong was the one who kidnapped Pauline
Lol
Imagine if they Pikmin 4’d the lore of Donkey Kong
cool
Mandate bros... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Or Pauline got pregnant during her relationship with Mario.
geg what a desperate fag.
pretty much yeah
files.catbox.moe
Good
Loline >>>>>>> Monke Hag
Maybe it's a roundabout way to get you to post moar?
Sethy Kong
Uh, no thanks bro
you're such a retard
You know, since his design is supposed to reflect kids from the 90's, you think they'll redesign him to be Gen Z or α?
mario was dumb enough to not pull out
retard
read this in the rap voice kekk
Freckles
Mandateniggers were always schizophrenic retards with no basis or true insight on how the company was ran. Kys.
Smooth flat chest...
it was already leaked that K. Rool is in but only in DKC styled challenge levels. Every word has one level that’s like pic, but you’re pretty much chasing him to get back bananas he stole from Cranky. Once you beat it, he runs to the next layer.
We don't know who the leader is
Huh, I wonder if it's the guy whose face is literally plastered all over it
Uhhhhhhhh
Is this shit actually confirmed or just some weird cope/hope
Like I know that artwork was actually on the Korean site, but the stuff about Pauline/her daughter or whatever being Odd Rock that got cursed seems like a stretch.
Someone is gonna draw her wearing just that, I can assume.
That's upper management.
8
Try 40.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought it looks similar to Vanellope
is atf down for anyone else? i just wanted to brose the booru
Wario knows what he likes
yeah hopefully you can you fuck off there
See: Sonic Frontiers
90% hopium and extrapolation
Nintendo would literally add in lanky kong before considering K Rool
shut up nigga
based, cunnyniggers seething
What are you talking about? Warioware still gets games
I swear lolishittery is like their only personality trait to the point they come to infest threads with unrelated characters in a DK thread.
Daipa is shit.
the girl has freckles
pauline doesn't
It's not her, dumbasses.
Wario is so based.
Daughter
discussion is about a loli
is surprised when lolifags show up
Why the fuck did you click on the thread retard?
Actually Child Support is based on whichever partner earns more.
That's typically the man, but not always.
Exactly. It's her kid.
This game and this character specifically, dumbass discord gooner.
Retard.
Freckles can disappear with age
diddy not allowed to be in a game with a little girl
discord gooner
twitter is that way
Oof
It's bait. It's more than likely the same guy that was going
That link has viruses!
Bowser upgraded from iPhone to Android, neat.
Well Pauline is mayor and has her hand in the legal system. She will get that child support from the plumber,
Is there any doubt this game isn't just Miyamoto seething that Country became popular and not his baby DK94?
Built for draining Cocks of all kinds
Best version has short hair and wears a cape
What did they mean by this?
His baby DK94 came back through DK's redesign. Your DKC shit is being scrubbed off piece by piece. Cranky only got spared because he had a a role in the movie but he'll be gone after this game.
I don't think he is that involved with the game. Even Galaxy and Odyssey were mostly not him.
What game is this?
The switch and switch 2 controls could work for a relaunch of this game?In the art you don't see the rock and Pauline at the same time. Also you see her arm rock thing, and climbing his back
What was the last game Miyamoto even lead as director anyway?
Loli really brings us all together in peace, imagine if Wapeach/Priich made it past the cutting room floor
Still so assmad over it. I'd have loved to use her in Power Tennis...
DK's character arc leads to him getting his iconic Rare brow.
a 5 second cameo is all he can hope for now
Anon Babble was build on just that afterall
What if Bananza is an origin story of how DK gets the Rare Brow as I’m calling it
Ender Lilies
FEET!
Sorry to give you hope but as you say, One way to cut ties with the Rare era is to finally take ownership of it with a redesign of K. Rool à la Japanese
Yeah seems down, wonder what happened now
impatiently waiting for more art
Mario will be just like my hero then
Super Mario Run. Before that, Super Mario 64.
Hasn't he had that since the 2000s with Japanese-mode Donkey Kong games?
You guys that keep saying Rare has any power over K. Rool's appearances are fucking morons. He was in multiple games after Rare's buyout and the only time they HAD to do anything with Rare was to make Diddy Kong Racing on the DS since I'm assuming most of the cast sans Diddy, Tiny, and the croc are Rare's.
raising another man’s child
Donkey Kuck
2005 DK King of Swing and 2007 DK Jungle Climber are still the regular rare K. Rool design I think? I remember playing them pirated.
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You can draw her from the chest-up and hide the back of her hair with a big hand gripping her head. Just an idea.
Why, it perfectly describes what you are.
Again, him not being around for a decade even in games where it would have made sense for him to appear just makes me think Rare had to be asked every time to be able to include him and just got tired of it.
Jew
blue eyes
reddish brown hair
freckles
lol