Mario if he was the average 20 year old in 2025

youtube.com/watch?v=sVPDrNSG4W4

I may be prematurely greying but at least I still have all my hair...

all of them

slop: doesn't get everything your body needs

water/air polluted: denying your body further

women giving birth later: weaker genes

It's retardation that what it is. Hair fags are mentally ill. Women don't care if your hairline is a Norwood 1, 2, 3 or whatever the fuck until you start legitimately going bald. Maybe it's estrogen that's causing retards to all get together and act like women obsessing over any little recession in their hairlines and then taking fucking DHT blockers like candy. Literally the hormone that makes you a man.
I bet if you google searched "receding hairline" on Google and showed it to a woman she wouldn't even think it's receding. But they've made quite an industry and tricked quite a few retards into castration themselves so there's that.

t.baldcel

Maybe it's estrogen

If it was, wouldn’t they likely not be going bald in the first place?

All that, plus anxiety and stress. Zoomers are the least mentally stable generation. They have no common identity, no belief system, nothing to structure their personality around. People don't understand how devastating psychological strain is on the body.

Cope. I'm not. I'm giving you a reality check. You're like incels

a woman she wouldn't even think it's receding.

It's literally part of a woman's reproductive role to be selective. She is hyper aware of all your flaws, keep coping tho.

I dont know, but imagine going on internet forums with a bunch of self conscious beta males and nitpicking each others hairlines while encouraging each other to get chemically castrated as the solution.
Lmao even

It's low teenage testosterone exposure due to sitting on their fat ass, not moving and eating like shit.

Then when the natural testosterone high of 21-25 hits them they show allergic reactions to DHT - a byproduct of testosterone production. The allergic reaction is the cause of going bald.

There is also a genetic DHT allergy, but my assumption is that this is secondary in most modern-day scenarios. Here it's just low exposure and not being able to handle the DHT their own bodies are producing.

Lol yes women are looking at your every flaw ooooooo be scared you little faggot. The only "woman" relevant in the context of this discussion is you.

baldcels think women dont care about their lack of a manly mane

tfw 36

full head of hair, not a single grey hair on my head

Man, I might have to get a haircut with all this hair I've got. It just keeps growing, haha!

It's all the goyslop, onions, hormone therapy, and vaccines and strange drugs that zoomers take.

started balding around 21

it gets visibly worse each year (i'm turning 24 this year)

tried topical fin + min for around a year but it didn't do anything, quit because i don't want my hormones fucked with anymore

Bros...

Grey hair can be reversed tho. You'll be fine.

Wear the wig anon, it's fine. Women walk around with fake faces you can have fake hair.

I started getting gray hair in my late teens but my hair's still nice and thick so I just color it if I need to look good.

how

The hat just had to go flying

Going grey is x1000 better than going bald.

Mario if he Amy

oh shit, I didn't know Mario was played by jabroni mike
youtube.com/watch?v=prTPRJ9UeMA

I remember that video.

Start doing this.

what is the difference between a mature hairline and balding?

nice trips of bald

When you do it it's called balding

i bet that shit itches like fuck, and if anyone ever tries to grab your hair, it's over.

how far back it is and if it stops

I don't understand the insecurity over baldness. Nobody cares, not even women.

I was norwood 3 at 22

It's not really even about women, it's about looking in the mirror, and feeling disgust.

But why? Where are they getting the idea to be disgusted? It's not a natural reaction.

women absolutely care. why do reddit normalfags keep trying to perpetuate this myth?

look in mirror.

see something not attractive.

"why are you disgusted? no one cares if you're attractive."

retard

I'm 27 and people still think I'm 20. Calorie restriction has been proven to slow aging and I've been on a calorie restricted vegetarian diet since I was 18. I apply retinol to my face every night and wear sunscreen daily. I moisturise my face in the evening. I sleep eight hours every night.

shut up bateman

theyre söy-laden redditards, they're coping about their baldness

Why are you guys so obsessed with zoomers?

Because women will fuck the ugliest man alive if he makes them laughnd smile. No amount of looksmaxxing can compete with having an actual personality, which incels don't and it drives them up the wall.

We get it, you got lucky with genetics, the 30s will hit you like a car accident tho, hf lol

32

still have full head of hair

did I luck out?

I'm 27 and people still think I'm 20

your display of maturity (or lack thereof) has more of an effect on people's perception of your age than you might think

A huge chuck of this board's userbase is gen-z, so I think it's mostly self-hatred or trying to feel special.

The reason it is perpetuated is a bunch of ugly incel men go through their teenage years without getting a girlfriend and then their 20s as well and begin to wonder

what is wrong with me, why cant I get a gf? I know I will go online and ask women!

then when they go to reddit and ask women a bunch of women give them ineffective advice talking about how they dont actually care about your appearance and just being a "good person" or "a decent human being" is all you need to get a girlfriend. However, when these ugly incel men continue failing to get women while also finding out a lot of women date abusive men that treat them like shit they start to question

hmm, it seems like women are willing to do anything and everything for a man they find sexually attractive and wont give ugly men the time of day

When the ugly incel men go back to the internet asking for more advice while also mentioning their observations of what women actually choose the women and other redditors turn on them and accuse them of being misogynists and to stop acting like women owe them anything, and the cycle continues until they realize relationships are business deals at their core or go in endless circles of ineffective self improvement.

My dad is 51 and looks 40. His brother is 47 and looks 30s. They all have full heads of hair too.

tfw full thick head of hair at 37

Sucks to suck I guess

Many of my friends/co-workers look like they are in their 40's. I'm nearly 40 and still get mistaken for a 20 something year old. I am somewhat worried about gen z aging so rapidly, it's weird.

Nobody cares

I'm very happy I still have all my hair at 31.
Idk how long it will last, there are no signs of anything wrong, but you never know what can happen.

I'm unironically full bald at 26. It happened so fast too, losing everything in a year and a halfish. Do I kill myself or what? I seriously can't stand looking in the mirror anymore.

consider medication then if thats how you feel. finasteride + minoxidil + ketoconazole shampoo

Take the pharmaslop or kys. Male image problems are great finally the shoe is on the other foot

Men have always been going bald.
Why do you think English politicians/judges/lawyers/etc wore wigs? Why do you think monks shaved their heads? It was to cover up male-pattern baldness.

Please understand, retards don't interact with the world beyond their screen and have no critical thoughts that aren't regurgitated by their chosen talking head.

I also use testosterone supplements (my bull directly stimulating my prostate) and my facial hair finally coming in.

More cameras = more evidence of bald 20 year olds.

Do you people just make shit up on a post-by-post basis?

Uhhhhhhhhh yeah? Do you not?

Balding in 2025

Is this some American joke?

My gramps was the same way but he compensated by becoming a rich fast food tycoon in the 50's and 60's. Just become rich, anon