I will be buying this console plus two games at launch and don't give a FUCK about the prices

I will be buying this console plus two games at launch and don't give a FUCK about the prices

I am a consoomer who will buy whatever slop at any price

Right on, gamer.
For me it will be Mario Kart World and maybe TOTK Upgrade Pack. Plus I got a backlog of Switch 1 games to play.

thats because mommy is buying it for you. lets be honest here.

Wait chads ALWAYS win.

I will not, I don't owe Nintendo any money

I could do that but I'm too stingy to do that

$450 console

two $80 games

mandatory new SD card, $100 for 500GB

that'll be whereabouts $700, please. plus tax and tarrifs.

yup, I know a tendie just like this. he complains about everything nintendo does but still charges mommy's credit card. failed mothers of gen z autists are the ones keeping nintendo afloat

2 games

Which ones? Cause theres only MKW

Im interested in playing D Zero GX and DK Bananza, Im a little less interested in MKW but thats a launch title. But playing 2 racers at the same time? MAMMA MIA

I will be buying it for $49

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Brainwashed consoomers like you(even the unironic ones) are why I hold Nintendo stock. Sony and M$ have more than just video ganes going on for them, but Nintendo? Holy fuck talk about the ultimate "set then forget" portion of my portfolio. Tariffs and shit have the stock on sale now, but I know you Tendies are so submerged in your stockholme syndrome for a company that's holding your childhood hostage that it'll just go back up and keep on rising as it has the last 5 years.

But hey, that new smash amirite? Maybe geno will get in this time!

but its your parents money

But I take care of them, and not in a "fucking chore" but genuinely. Also I save up what they give me so Im not asking them to pay upfront for a toy

They have had plenty of relative failures. Whilst Switch 2 won't seriously flop like Wii U the console is going to be under a lot of pressure from competition devices, pricing problems once the initial sell out is over

Wagies SEETHING at neetmaxxed autist zoomchads

neetbux are a meme and cant buy shit

i will not be buying this console at launch, or ever. not because of money either, i just don't have any interest whatsoever in tendieslop. i didn't buy a switch and haven't emulated a single switch game because i have better things to do.
the literal only games on switch that interest me are xenoblade and unicorn overlord, but i still don't care enough to bother emulating them

sure if you have to pay your own rent and bills, neetbux are plenty if you are also a leech with your living situation

Enjoy poorly emulating those switch 1 games

I'm getting the Mario Kart bundle but I'll also be buying Cyberpunk 2077 - it has cross play so I can pick up Xbox save file and play it on vacation in June.

I'm also buying Fast Fusion - it was glossed over in the sizzle reel, but it's the sequel to Fast RMX, which was absolutely superb on Switch. Highly recommended to anyone wanting an F-Zero clone.

Very good goyjin-san. Prease make sure everyone in your famiry also buys one!

Let me just say that I'm shocked that a tendie would do such a thing

You can do this with every major technology launch.

youtu.be/OUw1Rt9D4nk?si=jfWSvzllK4n3z3md

Out of the MILLIONS of units a dozen folk has defects and take them back to the store

Seethe harder schizo

literal who channel

lmao

Seethe harder schizo

pot
kettle

What does this post have to do with anything? Mindbroken lmao

lmfao

seething

seething

He says, while seething in a Nintendo thread.

but BRAND

kys

Anon Babble babbies are jealous of this guy

This guy is AWESOME.

Careful OP, you'll choke on that much dick.

What does the Switch 2 have for launch titles?

this is me going to buy a swtich 2

buying the switch 2 hours of battery life

instead of waiting for a revision

About 25 on launch day. 1st party, 3rd party AAA and indies.

If you're playing more than 3 hours of video games a day you need help.

I'll purchase it when I can get all the games for free, just like I did with Switch 1.

Mario Kart 8: Straight Roads Edition and paid upgrades for other slop

I'll purchase it when I can get all the games for free, just like I did with Switch 1.

That happened to people who bought the Switch at launch, like me.

I will very much enjoy it because I know if it’s not 100% Nintendo will make it right somehow.

This shit is so dystopian every time I see it.

Imagine the electricity bill

if you can't find time to indulge in a hobby for 3 hours, you need help.

Launch titles or launch EXCLUSIVES?

Shine Post Be Your Idol, also an exclusive.

$90 for a game key

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

$90 for a game key

?????? What are you talking about? Why lie?

Oh there's going to be an affordable lite version to the switch 2 is there

t. seething anon with an energy card

I don't know when I'll get mine but I'll have to do with launch model since I want to play Air Ride online. Not interested in a cheaper Lite version and an improved XL/OLED which I'd like is sure to take a lot longer.

well no, the switch 2 only gets 2 hours of battery life(and that's with them being generous for more demanding games). better invest in a power block to lug around with you.

"voting with your wallet" is less fair than real voting because
whales have multiples votes while you boycottters only have one

mandatory new SD card

do digital only's really

OK. I won't be buying this or its games though.