Cute X-com racist snek

I guess being swallowed alive by a hot alien snake girl isn't the worst way to go.

Her game is pure shit in every aspect. They sold it for 10 bucks at launch because they knew how shit it was and didn't want to obliterate the franchise reputation

I maintain the schizo theory that if they got another 2-3 years they could've made XCOM Persona kino.
What would the tradeoff for staying human only be? In a well developed game the grand strategy section could be you balancing the interest of Earth factions (like the corporations in the original XCOM sequels) so maybe you'd have a human supremacy group and an alien terror group?

SSS

Stupid sexy sneks

That tacticool belt hnnnnng

how is she racist?

I played her game on family share last year. Not going to lie I got a little sick of the way the game punishes you for clearing waves too quickly by spamming early reinforcements if you do.

She hates aliens

but she is one

she is "Earthborn"

that's just some Anon Babble tier cope

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

Not technically

More earthling than you Ranjeet.

I hate what the marvel movies did to media so much

fuck you

frogposter

complaining about lack of originality

DUMB frogposter

XCOM 3 never ever because of Marvel's Midnight Suns

I am equally mad and relieved that we are not getting an XCOM 3. XCOM 2 was great, but I could tell that the series would go downhill from there since most devs at the time were going full retard.

XCOM Persona sounds like it would be fun. Helps that Torque’s VA was in Persona 5.
Ayys and Humans vs. Deep Ones would be kino.

Why would you not want Vipers in your team?

I can't focus if I'm horny.

I know, right? They are our friends.I'm glad a lot of snek fics are being written and updated. They've been great reads, and make we want to go on a crazy adventure with a viper.

Skill issue cause I focus harder when I am.

It goes both ways, think about u- them!

Mechanically the Diversity Squad game had some things going for it. As a framework to make XCom3 the Apoc equivalent it probably could have worked. But it was pretty clearly a throw away game they made as a stopgap or technical test rather than a real game. Regardless the absolute dogshit writing and characters (outside of Torque) cratered any serious interest. Then they wanted that Marvel money and basically proved the magic was gone.

frogposter

what? that's a sheep.

I like to imagine that Vipers had to go to classes similar to the Gerudo on courting and relationships after they integrated into society after the fall of ADVENT.

It's amazing to me that making a semi-successful marvel game was enough to sink firaxis. Like, what were they doing with the money and how much debt were they in? That is like some of the worst mismanagement of a AA gaming company that I know of to date.

The Marvel game cost them a horrendous amount of money both in the license and stupidly paying for the rights to use Metallica songs in marketing. Then you had the schizophrenic reality of what the game was. It was like Persona, a random 90s collectathon, and a card game all had a weird orgy. You had to question who the game was for? Because most Marvel fans clearly didn't care for it.

So many Marvel games bombed around that time. There was that disastrous Avengers game from Square, and that Guardians of the Galaxy movie that seemed to die right out the gate.

Capeshit just needs to take a nap at this point. Maybe 20 to 30 years from now capeshit may not be shit, but it needs a complete reboot from the ground up.

and that Guardians of the Galaxy movie that seemed to die right out the gate.

GoTG3 did really well though? Do you mean the game?

Oh man imagine if she had to smuggle you into enemy territory. Who would even agree to that haha..

Yeah, I fucked up. The game where you only play as Starlord and make a bunch of story “choices” that ultimately don’t matter. I heard it was alright, but nobody bought it.

any catgirls in the game or it only caters to scalies?

nobody bought it because of poor marketing and how SE did nothing to point out that it's nothing like their failed Avengers game

Mouth is litterally designed like a landing strip for human cock, guiding teeth and all

Vorefags ruin it with their shit fetish

surprised that vorefags focus on the vore potential of a literal fucking snake character

Are you dumb?

That hole at the bottom is the breathing tube, it's the last place your dick needs to be, unless you're planning on killing your snek

There is a mod that allows you to have aliens in your party in XCOM2, I assume everyone here already knows about it because it was one of the most popular mods for it
Chryssalids are OP in it though, completely game breaking

breathing tube

What do the nose holes do then? Dumb elders not designing redundancy into snek breathing

What's going on in this thread?

Vipers don't actually have the breathing hole. Their tongue however does have the sheath, and people autistic enough to imagine their anatomy reckon Viper's breath down their throat like humans do, and the tongue itself, which if you remember is a giant prehensile organ that wraps around people at distance like a lasso, is sheathed down deep into their body.

Why is WOTC so fucking busy. Can't even scan a 3 day supply depot without 20 interruptions.

Your research is done! better close the research done screen, exit out of satellite view, click research, click new research, click confirm, click back into satellite view, click resume scan

Your training is done!

Your excavation is done!

Commander we have the assasin bad guy on the screen: "Look at how evil I am!"

Your side project 1 is done!

Your side project 2 is done!

Here's another mission!

Oh resistance wants to talk to you!

Holy shit. There's something to be said about the simplicity of Xcom EW.

Agreed. XCOM 2's management side of things got way too cluttered and time consuming. They really could have sped up the process a little so I could spend more time playing the damn game. Just let me see the daily info at a glance, plug in the new projects, and get on with it.