Your open world game, sir
Your open world game, sir
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average- sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat that amount of food, but I could easily.
Not really, since you're expected to eat that burger all at once, while you can fuck around in open world games at your own pace
Shut up, movieblob
That's absolutely fucked and I say that as someone who lives where garbage plates are a thing
Jesus, do brits really eat this?
You could eat 13 lbs ...
Eggs don't belong on a burger
idk, I've never been to las vegas, england
Not when it comes to actual content as in quests, dungeons, towns and shit. Only Cyberpunk, Witcher 3, Skyrim and Fallout tick that box. All the other open world games are empty and instead plaster collectibles everywhere. Especially Ubisoft is guilty of that crime.
las vegas nv
brit
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This, open worlds are like that dish which is the same every bite and you get sick of it after a while, but you still come back for more for some reason
eggs on burger
who thought this was a good idea?
isn't that guy a pedophile
Holy Goyslop....
disgusting
God and people with functioning tastebuds.
imagine being at computers, fatass
do germans really?
C’mon, mutt
cheese OR beef
kike speech detected
Okay amerifat
shitty barely cooked sunnyside up eggs
Do americans really? Should sould only ever be pan fried, over easy, cooked enough for the yolk to be jammy and thick, not dry and tasteless or runny.
obese people
What isn't "goyslop" to you niggers
that's your primary concern with the dish?
I look exactly like this and say this
They don't.
They're on this because otherwise that thing would be abominably, and nigh-unpalatably dry.
The egg contributes to the over-the-top slop look, adds moisture to it, and is, broadly, less offensive looking and salty than dumping entire bottles of steak sauce or something on it to do the same.
There are fundamental challenges to cooking things at this scale that must be addressed, usually in the form of, y'know, not forcing a square peg through a round hole, but if it wasn't a giant burger, nobody would care.
american hands typed this post
I wonder if Todd knew about the jokes the Starfield name would invite or if God has a sense of humor
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do mongolians really?
Dies from a heart attack
eggs can go on just about anything
in fact a lot of burger places dip their patties in egg yolk before cooking
Is this literally your first day on the internet
Real food.
i love ck threads man
Yes they do, the breakfast baconator is the only good fast food item ever made, and they don't even sell it where I live anymore.
Been to this place several times. Food is top notch. Had no idea about this monstrosity though
This is a disgusting and cursed thread
I understood that reference
Because a well implemented open world loop like
in base
grab gear and supplies
open map
mark spot or location
head out
2 minutes later you come across a location
2 minutes after the location you come across an NPC with a quest
2 minutes after that quest you come across some bandits
2 minutes after those bandits you come across a dungeon
3 hours after leaving you arrive at your target to do what you actually wanted to do
you leveled 4 times, got 2 new pieces of gear, killed and looted 50 enemies and picked up 1 new companion
you head back to base to sort out your gear, rest and head out again
is extremely hard to pull off and takes years of experience and except for Bethesda nobody has that. Looking at Starfield it seems like the people who had that experience left that company.
Come on bruh
Bri'ish food is way worse than this
ENJOY YOUR DYSENTERY SAAR!
i miss movieblob
The Bob Mob won't stand for this.
do norwegians really?
Worse
Why are women like this?
wish I could trust restaurants not to fill everything with sneed oils
what? not liking getting stalked by fat neckbeards on social media?
When you buy GOTY version with all the DLC pre-installed
Yeah, I don't get why she's so upset about it. She should feel grateful that someone worships her.
No.
During performances of the Atomizer track "Jordan, Minnesota", about a child sex ring scandal, Albini would sometimes pretend to be a child being raped.
Americhads keep winning, we get more nutrients for the same price
How does that contain crustaceans?
Do humans really?
legacy code
if you had a fat, hairy fag continue sending you messages after blocking him six times would you not be annoyed at the minimum?
It has carrageenan in it. Some lobster rubbed his ass against some seaweed and now it's in your milkshake.
Call me a filthy communist hippie libtard, but something about a cow being killed just so it's corpse can be turned into a gay meme burger nobody eats and just reposts videos of on social media feels like an act of evil and I have genuinely hope everyone involved in this somehow ends up in a 14 foot hole in the ground full of used needles and dirty diapers.
Open world games don't have nearly that much content.
It'd be that but thrice the size with the same amount of stuff inside.
So not only are you eating disgusting slop, you're having to dig through bland bread of nothing to get to it.
The bong version would've had mushy peas on it.
Typical /v open world thread
I hate open world games!
and I should know, I’ve played all of them to death
How the actual fuck do allergies even work? How does the human body somehow mutate so that something everyone else can ingest without issue makes your immune system suicidal? Why are they a thing?
cows want us to eat them
I can't believe he just didn't take the hint
that's some advanced levels of autism if you can't read that
FACT: All evolution points towards the crab bodytype as the ideal. The milkshake likely is beginning it's final phase into the ultimate drinkform.
Most of India only got internet access very recently.
Then the homosexuals in OP's video should eat them, not do that.
I agree
Based, wasting food for meme shit people are gonna take 2 bites from and throw away is sickening and subhuman behavior. Of course the kikes from epicmealtime were the first ones to do this on youtube. People really do take for granted the amount of food modern society is able to produce.
early access
That's a pretty decent sized lunch, though I surely hope it comes with french fries. How am I supposed to enjoy my burger with out a side fry?
Foreigntards dont understand that we don’t actually eat jellied eels or faggots or whatever meme food you think we eat that we don’t in actuality.
briefcase full of boiled eels falls open
sympathizing with prey is a rabbit hole you don't want to go down
never inflict unnecessary suffering but simply do not think about the life or death of animals raised for slaughter
hamburger should be viewed not as the flesh of a once living, thinking, intelligent animal but a food source no different from plantmatter
You eat this
That's why I believe being fat is immoral, you do not need the sustenance of 12 big macs in a single meal, hell gluttony is a sin for a reason. You should only eat as much meat as much protein and nutrition you require, gluttonous consumption of meat should be condemned by religious figures more often.
Yeah, I'm all for food for the sake of sustenance and meat as a component of a balanced diet (fuck vegetarianfags, we're human, we're omnivores, got over yourself); but I feel genuine disgust when people throw meat around and disrespect it as an ingredient. Those "meat feast mega burger challenges" are the fucking worse, it's just piling it on and you know most of it isn't going to be eaten.
you're right, I shouldn't sympathize with you
Your retarded attitude is how you end up eating bleached chicken that is more roids than meat.
no beans??
Literally the most retarded waste of food ever. A single person would die from eating the whole thing and a bigger this big and sloppy would just fall apart if you tried cutting it up to share it. This is good for nothing other than to take a couple photos before throwing the entire burger in the garbage.
What if you get fat by drinking soilent?
that cow is literally still alive
He's right.
We do eat this. It’s fucking scrumptious.
I wish open world games looked that good.
I hate these instagram/viral food meme trends. That burger was not designed to be even close to feasible to eat, the second it gets sat down in front of you and you see the huge puddle of grease, water, fat, egg yolk and sauce combine into a rancid brown mixture at the bottom you're not even going to want to touch it.
The sheer waste created just so some faggot can eat a couple bites, take a few pictures and a video and then dump all of it into the bin is pretty impressive.
trying to stay sane is how you end up with poor food safety?
bobmob, we run this shit
Yes, cook eggs properly faggot
japs do it too
There is nothing sane about advocating retarded, wasteful human behaviour that leads to retarded production practices for the sake of keeping up with the retarded consumer habits.
I want to try.
Oi bruv, fancy a spin on the ole black and red?
game is large enough to be enjoyed by many
This "hamburger" is literally an artifact of pure evil.
commits 3 deadly sins(gluttony, pride, greed)
a physical representation of American degeneracy
tons of food wasted on some gross shit nobody is going to eat(imagine how many starvin african babies could have enjoyed the ingredients that made this abomination)
I wouldn't eat it but I'd watch a competitive eater demolish this on youtube probably
softblocked
why not just block him? is she genuinely stupid?
at this point why even bother heating up the meat? just shave it, chop off the head, tail and hooves and plop it on the plate.
Meat, eggs, bread, peppers, etc. aren't real food?
I think she was trying to let him down easy but his autism wouldn't allow him to read the signs.
the point was that it's coming from the wrong place, ie sympathy with the animal, rather than annoyance at a waste of resources
he's taking a moral stance in favor of the cow's life being wasted rather than a practical one that it is simply a waste of food that could have been put to better use
my point being that once you begin to sympathize with the usage of an animal's body, you will inevitably come to the conclusion that it is wrong to kill them at all, which - for me - isn't a state i'm willing to live in
Just chilling and cooking with your mates and cats. That's the life.
Then you should reconsider your life choices
high fructose corn syrup is the most valued american nutrient
isn't a state i'm willing to live in
Because you are a sociopathic piece of shit unworthy of the oxygen in your lungs.
i thought those were rednecks until i saw the wok
combining carbs is atrocious
bread with pasta, pasta with potato, potato with rice
it's fucking disgusting
What are some tricks you learned over the years?
jesus. all that carb with more carbs. do the french really??
That is actually fucking nasty
kino
but I doubt the average chinese will ever eat something like that
The starving african kids should just fucking starve and die. Fuck them. The evil part is the fact that we need dogshit quality factory farming meat to sustain this kind of "lifestyle".
you will inevitably come to the conclusion that it is wrong to kill them at all, which - for me - isn't a state i'm willing to live in
Have you ever considered the idea that learning to live with what you are instead of willfully lying to yourself and avoiding uncomfortable truths might be better for your mental health?
those are some sad looking crepes
i just don't understand this ubisoft slop
Meanwhile, in America
youtube.com
What's your mosquito, fly and ant killcount?
You couldn't tell by the text on his shirt?
It’s not a fucking state of mind. Meat IS living things, that’s a fact. Make peace with that or be a vegetarian. What you’re doing is called living in denial.
Are those crepes?
i was focused on the leg
Christ, there's like 60 USD just in eggs there.
the skewers look really good
game is quacking good
indian food is easy to rag on but nothing i have eaten in america comes even remotely fucking close to good curries or biryanis
I like food analogies
Some shitty version but yea.
the heat from the patty cooks the egg
holy based
I'm genuinely terrified of being this type of person.
I always try to keep conversations as superficial and as short as possible so I don't overstay my welcome.
This seriously doesn't upset any of you? Seeing sandnigger trash killing chickens for their own benefit?
Non philistines thought it was a good idea, and they were right.
I was expecting those ducks to still be alive when I clicked
?
It's an intelligent mass rotisserie
the chicken was born to be eaten by humans and it will be
what difference does it make
the chinese think those people are fucking savages too
not without the beans mate
bob pls go and stay go
It's a bunch of retarded sandnigger subhumans killing animals for their self benefit. You should value a worm over these violent retards.
no, but they might be eaten by another like that
Game has retarded crafting system
Can someone fill me in on what "softblocked" is?
realiatically it probably contains the same proteins that cause shellfish allergy so it gets put in the allergenes. or its ingredients made in a facility where shellfish is also handled and there could be contaminants
game gets an unnecessary sequel
aw man now im getting hungry
Women are such gross pigs
you should get mad that humans are eating food
do you fly into a rage every time you see a brown person in a restaurant or grocery store? how have you not had a stroke yet?
This seriously doesn't upset any of you? People preparing food?
What a journey
humans
game lets you farm low level mobs in late game
can you answer the question? how are you unironically getting mad at a video of muslims preparing food? does the idea of the fact millions of them are doing it right this very second make you want to pick up a gun or something?
No. Fuck off. I refuse to believe this isn't a piss take.
If you eat meat in a first world country I assure you you’re benefiting off of infinitely more evil machinery. Genuinely, no jokes, if it bothers you stop eating meat. But if you think this is somehow less humane that what you’re eating right now you’re retarded.
They're more human than the average jew and mutt. Granted that's not a high bar to clear.
I am nta, I just think muslims should be killed in gas chambers
HATE FOOD
Love Food
No love went into this monstrosity.
Rent free.
The fact that you’re wrestling with it means you might be dumb. It’s very obviously a piss take
i'm assuming it's removing someone from your followers list given what she says
c'mon man they're even doing a :^) between takes
at least it's not a cow shit
shalom and hava nagila, my friend!
i wonder whos behind this post
Kino Inquisitor sama… it’s an honour!
This is cannibalism wtf
does that mean they're jewish?
I do wonder what heinous mortal crime one must commit to be reborn as an animal in china in the next life
what the fuck
I just hope the ingredients are props and not real food. the waste just makes me sad.
Nigger that's Japan.
wtf is this real?
reality is not a rabbit hole you don't want to go down
Bet you voted for this market
"burger"
it's just a huge pile of random bullshit with a couple thin slabs of meat
This is a disgrace to America.
I swear I saw that thing pulsate as if it was still alive
You’re wasting your time trying to argue morality with vegans. They don’t actually care about animals, they just like to say they do to pretend that it somehow makes them morally superior to everyone else. Notice how vegans constantly have to virtue signal about being vegan. It’s more of a status than an act of mercy towards animals
omg the food tho omgggg