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CHICKEN KINO

unfunny

'ICK 'ON 'BICK

I

AM STEEEEEVE

I still don't know what the meme means because i never played Minecraft.

i can't believe i fuckin died in minecraft and lost all my maps it's fucking over bros I had the enchanted lands mapped out, the northern realms, the southern realms, the eastern realms and the western realms and even the north western realms mapped

minecraft solo vanilla survival is one of the hardest games there is and im trying to not get filtered. I had full iron armor, and my shield was raised but a creeper blew up behind me and killed me in one shot? I took one step in a cave and just get instant gibbed? fuck off man... chicken jockey indeed.

Movie seems to be losing steam. It could possibly get to $1b but it might have to crawl there instead of people saying it would hit that in its 3rd week.

Insane how this was the last post on 4channel

FLINT AND STEVE
FEED AND SNEED

a chicken jockey is just a zombie riding a chicken, as for why it became a meme its a case of irony of people seeing the various shit lines in the trailer in the movie and they decided to say it out loud and it just caught on from there

chicken joker

DICKIN JOCKEY

More like Cheese Pizza!

THE N***ER

$1 billion is still $999,999,999 too much. The movie is barely even a movie and got by only on brand recognition. If the script was some generic Jack Black isekai flick instead of being attached to Minecraft, it would have flopped harder than Snow Brown.

CHICKEN

It honestly reminds me of how everyone on the Internet spammed "Arrow to the knee" back when Skyrim came out.

where were you when steve minecraft killed Anon Babble

yo i love that shit

People seem to like it. I haven't watched it. I'm not watching it until I can download it.

If only the movie was good.

Contrary to popular belief, the chicken jockey post was only the last one on Anon Babble. Other active boards had a couple of posts later right before the shutdown

Reminder that the last post on Anon Babble was later than this.

The fucking Minecraft movie is now the modern day equivalent of The Rocky Horror Picture Show or The Room solely because of irony and tiktok clout

Factually, this is correct. For humorous reasons, we will continue as if we didn't know better.

Jack Black shows up to a theater to try and dissuade the zoomers from unleashing their fury

they pelt him with popcorn buckets and full cups of soda

The strongest meme.

Yeah, but it's funnier if you ignore that.

MFW The keep wheeling out young kids when all I want is a plain cheese pizza with extra cheese.

Comet's really going down the tubes these days.

go back to r*ddit nigger

Movie was fun, wish it stayed in the real world longer because of all the weird Napoleon Dynamite shit going on.

t. Never played Minecraft

Truly the vidya movie of the century.

there is no meme,the entire movie is Jack Black yelling Minecraft things,they could have picked any other moment he does that and it would have the same impact

Jack block

I finally realise I am not with "it" anymore.

I think if those two came out today the whining would still be the same amount of "OMFG You're cheering for GARBAGE?!".

Made for Steve BWC btw

b-but the villagers!

Can’t even defend their own village much less satisfy Alex

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Wojak slop

Garbage, best memory-holed, Chicken Jockey is funnier

that's not Wojak albeit

Whats her name?

I can't believe you're trying to spin a $1B movie as a "I mean it could have done it faster"

FLINT AND STEEL

Hello everyone, I'm the singular red snifit from Super Mario Bros. 2.
What's been going on since Anon Babble has been gone these past days?

CHICKEN JOKEY!!!

Jack Black isekai flick

Jack Black playing Kazuma in a Konosuba live action movie would be based as fuck

Only if he uses magic to steal panties too

It's just zoomers following a trend, and the fact the last post before Anon Babble got hiroshima'd was a chicken jockey post

I dislike him but I can hear him in my head calling Aqua a useless piece of crap.

Why did he do it?

HØNSE JOCKEY

Now we wait for the youtuber fags to make a video documentary about how Anon Babble died but not really. Say hello to them Anon Babble.

hello!

Is this movie just the modern day Dark Knight Rises?

Hi youtubers! Now come a little closer...

CHICKEN JOCKEY

w-why would you do that?.. *sniffle*..

CHICKEN!!!

He killed MILLIONS

did any of you actually even play video games during the downtime
i played hello kitty kruisers on the wii u. it was SHOVELWARE.
hey man big fan

i wrote a 50 page story about a guy getting turned into his world of warcraft character (slutty draenei healer) and getting raped by a worgen

don't ever leave me again Anon Babble, I swear to fukkin god, I'll batter and bludgeon your cute supple frame into submission then cuddle you drunkenly of you dare deprive me of my cute boy cropped shitposting. never again

well it's just cause this style of humour is old as fuck, we've gotten old and bored with this shit, the older I get the more I realise we live in a flat fucking circle of a reality, same shit over and over again

not only was it not the last post on Anon Babble it wasnt the last post on Anon Babble
why the fuck do mfers make shit up?

Why is his name Jack Black when he's white?

not only was it not the last post on Anon Babble it wasnt the last post on Anon Babble

why the fuck do mfers make shit up?

it wasnt the last post on Anon Babble

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it was
well, it tied with another it looks like

anyway, it's cause it was funny, don't be such a fucking nerd

Steve slayer of Anon Babble.

get in the locker NERD

Get in the fucking locker, Shinji

I played at least 3 games.

fdraenei/mworgen

Daring today, aren't we anon

okay yeah, I'm talkin to a bunch of teenagers, this is some zoomer type shit, I'll let you kids enjoy your made up memes

literally provided proof it was the last post on Anon Babble but ok, stick your head in the sand boomer

Anon if you have a humiliation fetish you can just say it, no need to beat around the bush

I'll let you kids enjoy your made up memes

my bad, you were the one response I didn't mean to get with that, fair enough for the evidence, respect and all that

THIS IS SRS BSNESS

ok goober

i like silly postan I just also like when things are real, makes it funnier
cool dino bro post more

I finally gave core keeper a proper shot after I couldn't get into it the first time. I got sucked in HARD.

i tried out strong bad's cool game for attractive people on wii
it was alright i think

test

It basically boils down to

baby zombies sometimes ride chickens

the movie references it

some faggots in a movie theater filmed themselves chimping out and throwing popcorn everywhere and posted it on TikTok

Since faggots need to imitate everything they see on TikTok other faggots filmed themselves doing the same thing to post on TikTok as well

why would jack black kill anonymous like that

i originally wrote a story about a guy being body swapped with his guilds healer (worgen with a whitemane cosplay) but i forgot to save it and lost 20 pages

if only they IP banned jeetshitland and yidsrael

Of Course

With jeetopia there is no way since they are probably their primary ad engagement demographic.
For Israel there is just no excuse other than them being compromised, which if you know from what happened, then you know.

you heckin zoom zoomer!

learn how to have fun grandpa

um, actually the last post was on Anon Babble
it was just some brazilian monkeycel complaining about prostitutes being too expensive or something

I can't hate the movie because it's not offensively horrible, but it's just not noticeable. Just a generic Jack Black isekai with some disney and hollywood cliches thrown in.

Fear the zoomers.

WE BACK! FUCK NIGGERS!

NIGGER JOCKEY

LA-LA-LA LAVA

i liked this meme when it came out but now i hate it.

Anon Babble HACKY

All memes are made up ya fuckin doofus.

What was that?!?

I used to listen to Tenacious D while playing Halo 3 multiplayer on my tiny CRT tv.

youtube.com/watch?v=ACiA1TX0tvA

Anon Babble gets killed just in time for this unfunny tiktok crap to lose all steam

Kino.

Motherfucker you jinxed us

it's more like an anti joke

It’s a homophobic slur. Chicken = cock. Jockey = rider. It means cock rider. You’re saying someone rides dicks. You’re calling them gay.

i dont use pol or gif so i dont need to worry about being an npc

You're too old

Good movie.

Kind of crazy how some janky (read: lazy) coding bullshit makes it into a movie some 15 years after its inception.

WTF ANON, YOU CAN'T JUST POST THAT HERE!! omg this is the worst picture i've seen in my entire life. even worse than daisy's destruction wtf.

Small compared to BWC (Big Wither Cock)

I was also having a hard time getting into it. What changed for you?

Redditors just love le chicken donkey because its a hecking wholesome maymay and isnt hecking racist so they can go on and on about it in reddit while they watch some wholesome cat videos.

I played a lot of Book of Hours

it was an industry planted meme, they had bots spamming thousands of videos on tik tok of him repeating shit from the game, chicken jokey is just one that stuck and the corpos successfully mind controlled zoomers into consuming their slop.

I missed you guys so fucking much. I'll never insult this place again

BWC jockey

nigga you gay

who is this mexican cock taco?

CHICKEN JOCKEY WAS THE LAST POST ON Anon Babble ACCORDING TO REDDIT!!1

mfw the ride never ends
even when the theme park itself is destroyed
somehow

post more 4chumblr

How did you embed?

God I wish I was her...

I upped the ore frequency a bit, unironically made the game 10x more bearable since I didn't have to spend nearly as much time digging. Also learned to prepare before doing boss fights, and run instead of trying to fight the boss again when retrieving my shit.

meant for

I would breed the hell out of this mystery meat.

Corporate forced meme

*sigh*
no, anon, the jews aren't running a conspiracy behind literally everything you don't personally enjoy.

The jews? Who said anything about the jews?

Don't you fucking dare !

chicken jockey zoomers are based because they make wagies' lives miserable

pick up that can, wagie

works going good

got a switch 2 pre order

4chans back so I can talk to my internet friends

its been a good week

nigger jockey

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Catherine Wayne

This.
During the exile I blew Shartoid Zoom Zoom minds by posting a flash animation from like 2004 that mirrored their shitpost autism to a T.

Even had a fat woman's ass spread shot done in a way nearly identical to Nicado.

Shit really is a circle and if you understand the basic gist of a given joke relative to your life experience you can "be with" fucking anything, since none of it is actually that alien.

Thanks bb. Now I gotta shoot some fat ropes!

my friend says "hi red snifit"

0/0 post new script pls.

STEVE WON
LAVA CHICKEN WON

I want you to know I saw that post but did not reply because you're gay and didn't deserve the (You), however, I was wrong, I can clearly see you are a scholar by the way you space your posts. Enjoy the (You) that you (You) deserve.

(((white)))

lmao, fuck those tumblr sjws!

1 decade later

a stereotypical tumblr user is my closest friend.

The real memes were the friends we made along the way. Remember the human on the other side of the screen, Anons.

maybe we arent so different after all

chiggen joggey :DD

Jack Blacked killed Anon Babble for 10 days

I've been saying for years that a lot of zoomer humor isn't that much different from old internet humor. Kids were just as brainrotted from internet nonsense in the early 2000s as they are now

i still dont understand this meme

this counts, too.

we back

Sara Lima

....

somehow Anon Babble returned

History doesn't not repeat itself, but sure it does rhyme.

Herobrine israel!

Fuck jannies and fuck Honkai

Private reason for this post: jannies are trannies/trannychasers, cry more on the mental health threads on /j/

Are the resetrannies still occupied janitorial roles in this board?

I played minecraft

FUCK, meant to type "occupying".

OOOGA CHAKA

aqua played by Kyle gas

type shit

You talk like a braindead zoomer yourself.

"Jannies HATE this one neat little tri-"

It's a tiktok trend but in-game the chicken jockey is a wtf because baby zombies are rare, so a chicken jockey is even rarer because a rider-type baby zombie has to spawn and then ride a chicken, meaning two mobs, one rare, and the rare one has to be the rider type, have to be together in the same space for this to happen, also, it has to be in a cave, dark place or at night because otherwise the zombie burns to death slowly. Sometimes a chicken jockey can spawn instantly but that's REALLY REALLY rare and usually mounted mobs dismount after exiting and reloading the game (just like spider jockeys, skeleton riding a spider), so the sight is not just rare, but really REALLY fragile and almost fleeting thing unless you are turbo autistic technical player that knows enough building and gameplay tricks to immediately contain the chicken jockey in almost stasis with some contraption so you can keep it forever somewhere safe, like a half-dead, half-living trophy.

I guess there’s something wrong with me. I still laugh at this shits. I’m old fart btw.

did you know them

Yeah
his name jeff

the joke is marketing thought this line would be epic sauce so they put it as a lynchpin drop moment in a trailer and they misread so hard what people would get hyped about in a minecraft movie marketing that people started pretending to be hyped as a sarcastic response

say that again

Tumblr was the girl who visited you at the hospital every day during your coma and never gave up hope

all despite their feud from thirteen years ago

I'm speechless

FOWL PILOT

last post in my local general was an anon responding to my coomfig photo dump with "plap"

why are theater patrons vandalizing his film

DEEPEST LORE

disgusting

the joke is marketing thought this line would be epic sauce so they put it as a lynchpin drop moment in a trailer and they misread so hard what people would get hyped about in a minecraft movie marketing that people started pretending to be hyped as a sarcastic response

There is nothing else to get hyped about for the minecraft movie, the only good part of it is jack black "jack blacking" it up. It is objectively a terrible movie.

Awesome

youtu.be/AfIOBLr1NDU

CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN
J-J-J-JOCKEY
STEVE'S CHICKEN JOCKEY YEA IT'S FUNNY AS HELL
OOH LIL JANNY NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CUTE AND FUNNY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
OOH SUPER TRENDY, IT'S A SHITPOST ATTACK

CHICKEN FAGGOT

Sara Lima

Cant find her anywhere

I may call people here niggers and faggots, and yet they end up being my closest IRL buddies. Haggard's Law, baby

https:// files.fileditch.st /b53/YJudvqYsPmsVYenwEAqg.mp4?md5=8Q0IIxO2s8K76tJQgvkXug&expires=1745655455

i ain't falling for that

I wonder if Jack Black is "aware" of what happened