It's being aggressively shilled everywhere. Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago, and now it's "GOTY material". People are commenting below every discussion about RPGs trying to say how X or Y game is "bad" and this is better.
What is happening? Is this Microsoft's doing? Are they employing bots and billions of dollars to astroturf this shit, literally-who game into being a success?
identity fags need something to cling to
Because it's a good videogame that released yesterday and this is (supposedly) the board where videogames are discussed
It's been heavily anticipated in jrpg forums. Not like blue prince which literally came out of nowhere, was propped up by glowing journos, and actually sucks
i'm willing to give it a go if it is just a regular good video game with no agenda behind it
It looks so ugly.
I'm too stupid and ignorant to know about great games so it must be shills!!
When this game was revealed, I muted the trailer and tabbed out after 10 seconds because I already knew it was a masterpiece and that I would buy it, and didn't want any spoilers. 10 seconds of the reveal trailer like 2 years ago is literally all I know about this game and I am buying it as soon as I have time.
It was fucking obvious to intelligent players that this game would be a must-buy. And completely unsurprising that normies are now discovering it and hyping it. You are just a philistine.
PEOPLE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GAME SINCE IT WAS FIRST REVEALED WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE
Board about video games
Discussing videos is considered shilling
????
Its a genuinely good game and completely mogs Final Fantasy. Its embarrassing whats happened to square in the last 15 years.
I'm french so I will shill this without a second thought.
And in the same way I fell for all the cute asians while growing up, I am in love with Lune.
Because it's a good videogame that released yesterday
So why weren't people talking about it 1 month ago?
Meme.
PEOPLE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GAME SINCE IT WAS FIRST REVEALED
No they weren't. I literally never heard a single thing about this game before this month.
Its a genuinely good game and completely mogs Final Fantasy.
Just objectively wrong, and it's not even in the same category. Final Fantasy does not compete with WRPG slop.
They were
Just objectively wrong, and it's not even in the same category. Final Fantasy does not compete with WRPG slop.
This game is unironically more JRPG and more Final Fantasy than fucking Final Fantasy 16 lmao
I literally never heard a single thing about this game before this month.
Because you're an idiot who lives under a rock.
This game is unironically more JRPG
Factually wrong.
It literally cannot be a JRPG if it was not made by Japanese people.
You are a fucking retard if you think otherwise.
here it is
wouldn't be a Anon Babble thread without some Anon Babbleirgin implying every single non-nintendo game is "shilled"
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago
lurk moar before creating threads faggot. it’s been a regular topic for 6 months
It's simply an extremely good video game that's brimming with passion from the devs. This game is what Final Fantasy should have progressed to and more instead of the dumpster fire that series became after 10. It also looks beautiful, and I don't say that lightly. Every environment is breathtaking and I'd dare say it's possibly the best looking video game ever created, at least in its environments.
Literally nobody on earth ever heard about this "game" before this week, you stupid cunt.
Lying, ESL, and underage. What a combo!
This game is what Final Fantasy should have progressed to and more
Westernized souls-inspired slop is NOT what JRPGs should be, and only a braindead normalfaggot would disagree.
how?
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago
I've known about this game and have been looking forward to it since they first showed it off last year.
Between this and Metaphor there's an obvious psyop of "no no, JRPGs CAN be good as long as they remove the sexualisation and stupid anime outfits!" that the West is trying to peddle.
Frustratingly, it'll lead to a whole fucking decade of desexualised JRPGs.
I'm about 7 hours in and I really like it so far.
My only real complaint is the menu being shit but otherwise this is one of the strongest openings to a game I've seen in a while.
Doesnt matter. Its got more of a JRPG vibe than any other JRPG I've played in the last decade.
Don't care what you have to say. The game is as close to a 10/10 as a game can be. You're right it's not a JRPG. It mogs the ever living fuck out of JRPGs by being original and full of passion. The focus on French customs instead of the usual samurai bushido shit is refreshing. This game deserves every bit of praise it will get and more. It sets a new standard for what turn based RPGs should be.
what should turn-based rpgs be?
the children yearn for mid budget xbox 360 jrpgs with minimal dlc, no online ladder/battlepass grinding and a weird artistic vision where all the characters are attractive white people, its the same reason nier did so well that 2B is in a half dozen crossovers
Between this and Metaphor there's an obvious psyop of "no no, JRPGs CAN be good as long as they remove the sexualisation and stupid anime outfits!" that the West is trying to peddle.
You are getting confused.
Metaphor is an actual JRPG. It's made by Japanese people, it has a Japanese style, it's combat system is typical of a JRPG, it is simply purely JRPG.
Clair Obscur is just not that. It's westernized slop. It's made by French retards, not Japanese people. Its combat system is inspired by Souls and other westernized games. Aesthetically it is very much a western, European game made to appeal to people who think "anime" is a dirty word. Anybody who thinks this dogshit "game" is a JRPG deserves to be dragged out of their house in the night and shot.
obsessed schizo
This game is what Final Fantasy should have progressed to
It's a good thing SE doesn't listen to retards online who repeat the same engagement farming narratives.
No they weren't
People into whatever category it falls into clearly knew it was coming. One of my co-workers was talking it up as the newest jrpg or whatever it's called. I'm not a fan any type of rpg games myself... so I was just being a good sport listening to their hype up.
Clearly it's good enough to crosses over to main stream.... but I'll still pass
In France we were weeaboos long before you americunts even heard of anime.
Look it up, we were the first international market on manga for a long time, in big part thanks to a french TV show in the 70s-80s (RIP Dorothée).
Every French person younger than 40 basically spent afternoons reading manga without buying them at the FNAC, so much so that the company basically gave up and let people do it.
Anime is only a dirty word in the world of puritans like you, putain de couillon.
barely more money than koei tecmo
Thats not impressive anon
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago
You guys do this every single time as a cope about how out of touch you are with video games. You did it with Palworld, you did it with Blue Prince. You're doing it right now.
How hobbies work is that you go out and do the hobby. Music buffs go to record stores and concerts and dig in bargain bins. Gamers keep themselves appraised of upcoming games and out and play them before journalists tell them what to do. They go to gaming festivals and play demos and talk to developers. I just spoke to a developer yesterday.
If you're constantly out of touch with the gaming pulse, the problem is you.
Nobody had ever heard of this game
Liar
I
Not our problem.
Blue Prince
tbf this one i never saw anything about it before seeing thread on Anon Babble,but i agree with your point
Its not that fucking hard to figure out.
Its a game with a weird premise and setting that doesn't really appeal to the normal fag, so nobody really cared prior to launch.
Now that its out and people who have played it says its really good, it is now spreading through word of mouth and people are talking about it.
Minecraft became popular because Anon Babble shilled it to the point where Notch credited Anon Babble on the splash screen, and then the game became a massive worldwide success. So Anon Babble should know all about word of mouth shilling
It was well-received in the Next Fest threads when the demo was released. It appeared last year's July issue of Debug magazine, several months before it came out.
OP is just angry/angsty that he doesn't even know what is going on in his own hobby and is constantly getting bombarded with the fact that he is clueless.
OP is just angry/angsty that he doesn't even know what is going on in his own hobby and is constantly getting bombarded with the fact that he is clueless.
as opposite to consooming everything the algorithm throws at you like a mindless sheep
I keep noticing how people will randomly compare it to Final Fantasy. The shilling is so strange it definitely doesn't feel real.
This, if games like this come as a surprise to you, then you are probably just a normal fag who doesn't really pay attention to games.
Its like how Oblivion got leaked here ages ago and every normal fag was like "wow it just shadowdropped out of nowhere!" but in reverse.
Sorry, you have precluded yourself from using that argument. You did not claim that you had heard of it and opted to ignore it because you are not a mindless sheep, you claimed you never heard of the game in the first place.
Not playing turn based RPG slop but the music seems godtier so I'll either pirate the game or listen to the OST on YouTube
iu have no idea, but can i pirate it?
It's mogs every JRPG released in the last 20 years. I don't know what magic these French people used to create this game but it blows all the shitty JRPG of the past 2 decades out of the water. It's amazing that this game even exists. Just a good fucking game for once where the devs just make what they want and what they'd find fun in a game. No shitty open world to try to appeal to customer demographics, no aping off other RPGs to try and be like them. This game is bizarre in every way and it's amazing. Such a refreshing fucking game to exist in current year among the endless horde of soulless lazy cashgrab bullshit that gets shat out by other companies.
Final Fantasy does not compete with WRPG slop.
As if WRPGs didn't put JRPGs to shame constantly in gaming history. Fallout spits on any JRPG ever made.
I keep noticing how people will randomly compare it to Final Fantasy
maybe because final fantasy is the most known jrpg serie...
sometimes i wonder if you niggers have a brain
Nah people dont en mass randomly compare every single JRPG that releases to Final Fantasy or say shit like "this is what Final Fantasy should have been!" over and over. It gets constantly posted which is why it sounds like some publisher talking point. It's completely fake shit. Kill yourself shill.
yes
maybe because the other game were even worse than final fantasy in the first place you dumb baboon
I can post the upcoming games before they come out that some moron is inevitably going to claim they "came out of nowhere." It's rather easy to do. It's not complicated. Superbly simple. Practically pedestrian.
You're just lucky that the average game buyer is a fucking gullible moron and will probably listen to your shilling
Sloppa that will floppa
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago, and now it's "GOTY material".
Yes, that is often how (good faith) critical reception of media goes.
Just because you want a game to be bad doesn't mean it will be once it releases.
It's telling that even Steam review-leaving zoomies are more capable of critical thinking and reassessing their opinions based on evidence than many 4chuds.
>le popular = le bad
>I post on Anon Babble but I hate video gaymes; omg so ironic am i rite guyz?!
OP wants those contrarian upvotes.
here's another one that you haven't heard of that will do well.
and this one
Tired of faggots like you. I knew this ToRtanic shit would return, but I didn't expect it to happen so soon. Get out, newfag.
Horror at Highrook is expected to do well.
Bye Sweet Carole will obviously be a big streamer/horror gaming hit.
Horror games in general are huge, it's easy to count on them doing well.
This one is attempting to do a Quest for Glory style game, but with a Silent Hill style setting. Could be interesting.
Wait, let me guess. Even though it's based on the most famous fantasy books ever, you never heard of it until just this minute? It's popularity will be totally inorganic?
Here's another one, but this time it's a seminal Sci-Fi book.
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago
Everyone was talking about how the devs were fans of FF8 months ago. You also missed the feet threads
Literally nobody on earth ever heard about this "game" before this week, you stupid cunt.
Retard, we've been having threads about it on Anon Babble for months.
This one let's you date centaurs so that'll be a big hit.
This one is plainly trying to rip off The Lost World, they just changed the title to The Lost Wild and called it a day.
Anyway dinosaurs remain as popular as ever.
Oh this game I'm gonna mod out all the Nigger Hobbits and then install shortstack nude modes for the female Hobbits.
It'll be my fucking Magical Realm at that point.
this is a 16 year old girl
what did the french mean by this?
Well, I'm not going to play it at all because I'm not a big Lord of The Rings fan, and even if I were, I probably wouldn't bother with a game that leaves you in Hobbit-town for the whole game. But I expect it to be a big hit. I didn't even know there were black hobbits, but I can predict exactly how Anon Babble will react when this game comes out of nowhere in a few months.
Then the opposing side will initially go through the motions of calling everybody a racist at first, until they do a deep-dive into the Silmarillion and find an example of a black hobbit that they will spam everywhere. turns out hobbits were black all along, just like Hermione Granger and Severus Snape.
I dont get it, whats wrong with this?
the problem is I want to cum so deep in her asshole I get her shit pregnant
thats normal
It's an obscure francophone joke about how no girl likes to be sixteen because in French, sixteen is "Seize", but in English, Seize means kidnap.
the deves are the terrible hacker known as Anon Babble and he is holding the jannies salaries on hold unless we talk about how cute the woman are in this game
game is so good and genuine shitposters have to resort to low tier bait
gayniggers of the shire: a lawd of dem rangz game
Wow another LotR in name only game, fanfic shit for women with nigger and soiboy hobbits, that no one will care about and no one will buy as usual.
This game is going to come out of nowhere when it gets released even though the kickstarter goal was smashed by 400% which might even be a record.
It's also going to be called a tranny game because it uses the colour purple.
Every time the schizo starts sperging out the moment a popular game gets posted on Anon Babble.
nooo you're shilling Cyberpunk 2077
nooo you're shilling Baldur's Gate 3
nooo you're shilling Expedition 33
What a fag.
As it turns out, the internet is just fake shit controlled by psychopathic marketers and jews.
At best you'll find a surge of haters that arise from irritation about aggressive marketing, inadvertently further marketing the media by spreading how much they hate it.
Sincerity is dead.
Upcoming Jesus Christ simulator. It's already been featured on several major news networks because of, you know, but no one has heard of it.
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago
What? They showed trailers on all the game events years ago
Nah bro I'll wait for I Am Muhammad.
It looks fine but I don't like the times inputs it has, only liked that sort of mechanic in smrpg and shadow hearts, it was okay in sea of stars but I would've liked that game to have a better battle system than times inputs desu
Please take your medicine anon
kill yourself, and then go back to gaia
there's a french shill in full melty ITT holy fuck what a taunt OP, well played
Anon its a fucking videogame board. What else do you want people to talk about, damn.
500k
popular
lol
turn based rpg slop
Turn based is how rpgs should be with few exceptions. If it helps you stay engaged I made a soundboard with airh orns and electronica explosions that will autoplay every few seconds
ChatGPT: Design a cookie-cutter JRPG in Unreal Engine 5. Please directly copy Persona's UI, and throw in as many QTEs as you can.
I actually stopped caring about OP being a moron a while ago, I just enjoy going through the upcoming games queue.
It doesn't really give me ff vibes but I was definitely reminded of Lost Odyssey. That game rocked.
good game comes out
people talk about how good the game is
???
Its combat system is inspired by Souls and other westernized games
it's turn-based and literally yoinked directly from Persona 5, a JRPG
People have been asking for a turn-based FF since 15 came out
There are hundreds of posts comparing Metaphor to FF and people where laughing at Square Enix when Baldur's Gate 3 came out and did millions
Every year a big turn-based RPG comes out its the same shit, you're just blind
Is this Microsoft's doing?
yeah man it was microsoft
Silver: Dragons Dogma 2 and Granblue Fantasy
Bronze: Metaflop and P3 demake
store.steampowered.com
that game will NEVER come out
who the hell cares, it's just porn. but I glanced at Critical Bliss' past releases and it looks like they have a track record of releasing their games, so you're wrong anyway. as usual.
good game
Lazy ff/persona game design thrown into UE5 isn't good. Nothing about this game is original or interesting
You watched 2 seconds of gameplay and assume persona or FF are the game it's closest to. It's more like the GBA and DS mario & luigi games than either of those. If you weren't so poor you wouldn't have a hateboner for it and could be enjoying kino right now
Liking new video game?
NOT ALLOWED
You are only supposed to like 2000s japslop, 90s CRPG and dude sex
If you weren't so poor you wouldn't have a hateboner for it
I pirated it just because of you shills.
The frogs made a good game; albeit it may be game of the year. Every other game releasing this year is from AAA bloated slop devs.
this anime one looks decent, I'll try out the demo even though I'm generally terrible at rythym games.
someone gave the vikings dinosaurs
Because I've been hyping this game up since the debut trailer and it lived up to the hype you dumb nerd.
It's a good game. Keep seething faggot.
freddy fastbear cart racer game
stay mad
Kys tendie
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago
It was literally one of the most anticipated JRPGs coming out when it was announced at that Xbox conference like a year ago. You not paying attention doesn't mean it's unknown. It was so well liked that they literally made a French dub because of the sheer amount of people asking them about it.
I'm going to get a huge kick out of the fact the next big fetish to be imprinted on an entire generation is animatronics. We might really get our cyberpunk dystopia where everyone wants to fuck robots when you combine it with the upcoming Artificial Intelligence revolution.
Are they employing bots and billions of dollars
Yes, this completely new studio with ~30 people and 0 big names took 20 million dollars of loan to shill their game that probably costed ~3 millions to make. Amazing deduction, anon.
My good Nintendo bro, you really do not have to cry about it just because you can't play it. Believe me, they won't want to miss money from Nintendo fans, since they actually buy games.
Which means, I bet by the year's end you'll be able to play it on your Switch 2. And you'll feel silly for making these threads, because I guarantee you that you will love the game. It's just literally one of the best western games made in the last 25 years.
So why weren't people talking about it 1 month ago?
Because the game wasn't released yet?
So why weren't people talking about it 1 month ago?
We were talking about it and if you don't know about that, you must be a literal 1 week old newfag. There weren't many threads, true, like maybe 5 per week on average in the last ~3 months, but that's because there wasn't much info on the game before release, so with just a couple of trailers there was not much to talk about.
If you really play video games, why don't you just pirate it and see for yourself how the game is? If you're a normal (you do sound like one) and don't know how to pirate, tell me and I'll give you links.
Or are you going to depend on opinions of others?
sword fighting spinosaurus
game costs too much, but pirating it is fine
Every JRPG fan has known about this game for like a year, and it just released, and it's pretty good.
Marathon is the real shill game. There were like 10 fucking Marathon threads when Anon Babble went down.
Joke's on you, every day I check the list of all games released on Steam in the last 24 hours. Yes, I've at least seen every game released on Steam in the last ~5 years.
Here are games released yesterday that I added to my cart and I'd probably buy them already, but I can's stop playing E33, because it's so good. Still, I'll buy those three before the sale ends.
So there are other people like me out there. I quite routinely buy games from the new queue and check it daily. I actually save time by focusing exclusively on games that release demos. Generally trying it out yourself is the best determiner anyway.
Today I bought Hydra: Poseidon's conspiracy. I will also try the following demos:
store.steampowered.com
store.steampowered.com
I find that the new website, blue sky, is good for uncovering games in development if you search by the right hashtag. I used to do that on Twitter, but they locked out searches to people without accounts and I don't bother with making accounts on twitter or bluesky.
Hydra: Poseidon's conspiracy
Bazz... lives!
Pretty much this, the French want to be Japanese so badly that they'll shill any anime, manga, or JRPG they produce. It's the same case with Wukong selling 10 million copies.
All of it is cringe, of course.
Don't even bother with frogs. They want to be Japanese so badly we're back to the 'Is Avatar an anime?!' discussion.
If it isn't made in Japan, it isn't a (((J)))RPG. Like fucking hell, the game even has two lesbian party members.
what up gard dog
one time i was japanese and the french would not leave me alone
That turned based Lord of the rings on the PS2 is a JRPG now? Fuck off.
nice ragebait friend lol
You aren't insane anon, we are being raided by shilling frogs.
It's basically Final Fantasy, but good. And I mean REAL Final Fantasy, none of that "action combat" shit that FF16 and Rebirth do.
i mean the game is in english but whatever
yeah man it's a real jap-jew-french brigade in here.
It's the best Final Fantasy I've played in 20+ years. It deserves to be shilled.
soulless copying of Japanese masterpieces
So far either Expedition 33 or Romancing SaGa 2 is my favorite jrpg I've played this year. Metaphor was dogshot and 16 was slop.
You have my condolences for Ubisoft.
I assure you that most people who bought the game aren't French. Go to Steam and check how many reviews are in French.
has two lesbian party members
Proof? And no, two people lying next to each other, staring at the sky and talking doesn't mean they fuck.
Also, you're saying Blue Reflection isn't a JRPG, because it has lesbians. Curious.
Why do you want a good game to fail so much, that you spout utter nonsense? You're like a typical white lefty who gets offended on behalf of a black. You defend JRPGs from the evil French, even though you clearly never played a JRPG in your life.
Nigga half this games sales are chinks and Nippon, the steam reviews are half moon rune and it's #1 selling in Amazon Jp
Why do you think 4chàn was brought back on this particular day? Hiroshimoot bows to thé Français.
having lesbians in a game is a good thing because it allows me to educate them about the superiority of my cock, which, you can't do, if they are heterosexual to begin with
try again, loser
Ah, I knew there must exist other video game connoisseurs, who actually take their passion seriously and play all kinds of games instead of only those few that social media allow them to know about.
Haven't seen those games yet, since they're not out, but one thing is interesting about the first one, "Remake of the End of...". The idea sounds curiously close to another game, "The Last Hour of an Epic TO THE MOON RPG".
"The Remake of the End of the Greatest RPG of All Time" (TRotEotGRPGoAT for short) is the last hour of a lost (nonexistent) JRPG...
vs
You like RPGs, but don't have time to play it all. . . We like RPGs, but don't have time to make it all. . . So here's (only) the LAST HOUR of an EPIC RPG !!
Everybody was all in as soon as the Game Awards reveal with that dank art style, intriguing premise, and real AFAB female uterus havers.
Any good idea is quickly replicated endlessly. Or even the bad ones. It doesn't really matter.
But anyway, here's a list of hidden gems, or, just, games I don't see people talk about, ever:
Daemon Masquerade
Death Trick: Double Blind
Ghost at Dawn
The Crimson Diamond
Killer Frequency
Between Horizons
The Tartarus Key
The Captain
The Sexy Brutale
Yuppie Psycho
Heroine's Quest
Paranormsight
I have played The Imposter Factory, which is vaguely related to To the Moon, somehow, but I doubt I care about a To The Moon spinoff.
It got revealed at the xbox showcase, shill.
This game is really good, the French actually made a genuine passionate jrpg, id compare it to FF10. It feels like japs made this and yet it wasn't made by them, haven't ever felt that before. We need more western devs to make shit like this and take more cues from Japan like Expedition 33s dev team did, the OST is pretty phenomenal too, never heard of the composer but I will be looking forward to their music in the future for games just like I love Keiichi Okabe. I would give the game a 8-9/10, it's probably as good as it'll ever get for a western made jrpg.
The other thing that confuses me is ex Ubisoft deva made this, I don't play ubislop but I'm kinda confused how they were able to really nail a turn based hybrid without having I assume any experience on the genre? I can't think of turn based games by Ubisoft. My only guess is the devs are jrpg nerds and know what makes the genre work.
The French made kamige???
Last note, the combat is really fun. I'm used to traditional jrpgs for most of the genre but this while not entirely unique is executed incredibly well. I like the cast too, I kinda expected western HR writing but instead have gotten a heartfelt tale on family and loss with a cast that is pretty funny and likable.
Whoever designed the art and monsters needs a raise, also 30 developers and some random music teacher off the street made this? That's it?
They are cool as fuck, make more shit like this.
Respect to the dev team, I think I still hate the French but I hate them a little less now.
To any anons interested or debating on buying it, just pirate it and see if you like it. I pirated it then bought it after the first hour. $45 for this game is a genuine good deal. No games should cost more than $60 anyways desu. Jrpg fans outside of complete purists will probably like this game.
realistic-looking people in a turn-based game, doing crazy anime moves
It just doesn't work.
This genre is made for anime style
reminded of Lost Odyssey
Same. Both have awful artstyle
Good post. I imagine these ex-ubisoft devs were chained up in the AC or Farcry mines and this was the game they always wanted to make.
Just wish she would put some shoes on
play all kinds of games instead of only those few that social media allow them to know about.
Yeah the most annoying thing about "gamers" is that they won't play anything that isn't spoonfed to them. They just bitch about whatever's popular, and don't even play that, for some reason.
There's games where women aren't perfect, for example. Ones where they are losers who failed at their dreams and got kidnapped by cultists, too. Everyone complains about Mary Sues all the time. Whatever game you want, you can have it, really. If you'd just look for it.
The game knows how cute the girls are.
Played some of those, my favourites are Killer Frequency and Between Horizons. Lacuna from the creators of the latter is great too.
I have a ready list of less known indies I liked, but only from 2024, some of them with 1000+ reviews, but some even less than 10:
1000xRESIST
Lorelei and the Laser Eyes
Tiny Terry's Turbo Trip
Ichima-san
Between Horizons
Snezhinka: Sentinel Girls 2
Extra Coin
One Dog's Days
The Cabin Factory
Make Good Choices
たんぼ (The Paddy Field) - it's in English, but for some reason you can't find it by the English title.
Spectrum of the Puddle
These are not in English (or at least weren't in English when I last checked):
The Aquarium does not dance
ヒサとヨミ 第1章 2人の魔法使い
クソデカ囃子(ばやし) | Kusodeka Bayashi
遺品
Stranger Watch
Lilly and the murder in a dream
shit meant this for
cmon anon, you and your friends never pretended to be in an RPG game before?
Stop the outrage marketing, Francois. I already bought the deluxe edition. Might buy the soundtrack too for good measure.
I can never take this shit seriously. Looks like cosplayers larping. The same problem I have with recent FF games
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago
maybe you didn't because you're blind and retarded.
regular battles are a cakewalk
bosses are the actual challenge
Just like in my actual Jay-arr-pee-gees
Home. . .
Because its a new game
Next month there'll the Next new game everyone will talk about
vibe
Good job on outing yourself as 90 iq dumbfuck.
What if we take 3 niggas in a row non-gameplay menu navigation simulator and add poorly tuned simon says
Who in their right mind decided it would result in a good gameplay?
Poor choice but you do what you (incorrectly, scripturely and obviously) want to do. Christ is King.
It got its hype tripped up by le oblivion release. Actually, it had barely hype but it counted on word of mouth to gain momentum and had its thunder stolen. It's probably a decent game but nobody is playing it.
76chan.org
This was posted in a thread yesterday and I think it looks amazing.
people who don't venture out their comfort zone or seek out new experiences are angry when something they personally haven't heard about gets popular.
It's not a conspiracy if you missed out on a game for fuck sake
So you mean Paper Mario?
Which is beloved?
Shut the fuck up you retard.
Every anon posting about how this game just got revealed and is guerilla shill poojeet marketing really shows how little/v/ plays games, this game has been hyped by jrpg fags and guess what even the fucking Japanese themselves (sorry eop-kun, the Japanese like this game, topped the charts on Amazon.jp, 4gamer etc) for the past 7 months. This game is pretty deserving of the praise it's getting, I expect famitsu to look good. Kinda goes to show how little games some anons play andi instead are just addicted to samefagging and ragebait, pretty sad life, my condolences.
The game looks good, the battle system looks fun, and the OST, from what I heard, is great but my gripe is with the characters. They look awful and them standing in a row looks silly
I can stomach that when it is anime but real-looking people? no
lol, okay
I hate how little stats matter in this game. You are basically incentivized to do the exact same stat spread in the early game because pictos make them completely irrelevant in the late game. Also I think it was a design mistake to make it so parry/dodge is just 100% invincible because it means they needed to make animations jank as fuck without an easy indicator so that the game isn't just a massive push over.
It's a pretty solid 7.5/10 otherwise. Probably a 8 or higher for JRPG fans.
It was talked about (not much though)
And it is being shilled. But it is actually sounding like it is at least a decent game. So I’ll probably check it out when it’s on sale (at most $19.99)
Yes, I too have played Extra Coin, and Lorelai, and The Cabin Factory.
1000xresist looks decent and I haven't heard of it before.
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There's just so much out there and people still complain.
30 hours long
”mogs FF”
No anon, when a good game is made people want to talk about it. Crazy I know. There's also 0 woke shit in the game and it's bones are pretty Japanese, so you can't really make DEI ragebait Woke threads for the game either.
Again you prove that you've never played a JRPG in your whole life. They always say 20-40 hours, but we, fans of JRPGs, take more 60-80, because we explore, talk to all NPCs and generally try to do as much as possible in a single run.
Not that you would know this.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP LIKING NEW THINGS
I honestly don't see the appeal of this game, is it the girl showing feets ?
There's constant shills on this board for this game since its announcement.
It will die off soon.
”mogs FF”
it's not hard actually. FF has been shit since 10 and the only FF games that can be considered a great jrpg are 6 7 and 9
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago, and now it's "GOTY material"
People have been hyped since its initial reveal you retard.
So the seething about this game comes from FF faggots, who could have seen that coming
It's on gamepass and xbots hype up everything on there because every new game release is like Christmas to them. They just sit around waiting for daddy Microsoft to give them games to play.
no aping off other RPGs to try and be like them.
Are you joking? It's aping Elden Ring and Persona at the same time.
Maybe we should just go back
These threads were better there
The game was supposed to be popular before anyone played it, obviously.
Last year was great for vidya, especially indies, and 2025 looks even better.
Pirate, play for 3 hours, uninstall if you don't like it. Unless you don't like turn-based combat and/or parrying and evading, then the game isn't for you, simple.
"people will soon stop talking about this ~50 hour long single player game without open world or character creation that would make it more replayable"
I bet you will feel like a true prophet. Do you also foresee that tomorrow sun will rise? Does it even feel good to be right, when you're stating the obvious?
Although, the game will most likely release later for the Switch 2, so even if it "will die off soon", it also "will revive eventually".
for once it's a good game, despite all the v shilling
It's on gamepass and xbots hype up everything on there because every new game release is like Christmas to them. They just sit around waiting for daddy Microsoft to give them games to play.
wtf based
It's Kamige
That's why
It's a good game, I don't know what else to tell you. Literally pirate it and if you like it consider buying it so more of this gets made.
only two guys in the whole world played Hydra: Poseidon's Conspiracy.
These retards weren't kidding when they said they were autistic about playing games from the steam new queue. 100% of that game's fanbase is in this thread right now.
which is sad since it barely passes the sniff test
I meant the shilling.
They'll stop paying you when everybody finished the game by last week.
Yes, that's how they start the shilling campaign. They pay to have articles written about it before release. How does this disprove that it is being shilled heavily?
Nintendo won't stop paying you for shitting on games that aren't on the Switch thoughsoever. Maybe you could get me a job there?
Not as shilled as the oblol demaster
Explain to me how I can differentiate between shilling and a lot of people genuinely liking something.
Well, that's another gamepass game.
DUDE WHO CARES YOU CAN JUST DODGE AND PARRY ALL ATTACKS ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE WILL DODGE ALL OF THEM YOU ARE EXPECTED TO GET HIT THIS IS BALANCED!!!
You just play it lol, graba torrent and form your own opinion
if the game isn't available on nintendo it's being shilled
No retard, you are falling for faggots who hate ff and falseflag hiding behind ff
What? Nintendo has nothing to do with this, it's not even on switch 2.
And this makes them look bad how exactly? "Haha, look at those retarded fags having their own taste and playing games that weren't shilled to them"?
This.
That's exactly why they pay you to shit on the game. Because it's not on their platform.
Nta but that's the thing, not on switch suddenly it gets raided with faggots saying THIS GAME IS SHILLED
You can tell by identifying artificial media narratives that don't make sense when scrutinized, but suddenly become pervasive. That's how covert media campaigns are waged. It's not just about presenting the game as is, but about constructing meta narratives about the game. Human beings are very susceptible to a good narrative. For example, one of the narratives around this stupid new game is that it is a successful turn based game which shows that Square was wrong to make Final Fantasy into an action game.
OST really reminds me of Child of Light
And that's a high praise
Because it mogs modern Final Fantasy
43:29
chat is this real
I give up of playing on expert difficulty on the second exon boss, I'm tired of wasting my time playing Osu instead of a RPG. This game on expert is utterly retarded and requires you to dodge 99% of the attacks and most of the attacks are combos of 5+ hits.
It is 100% shilled.
I was curious about the game, so I was hanging around in the threads for a while.
There's always the same subjects coming up, propping the dev team for some reason, calling everyone a nintendo hater, trying to pass off the redhead as "hot" even though she's WEG level. It's pretty much the same things over and over.
I assume that since it's a small studio they recruited some Indians to do astroturfing for cheap.
I gave up ****
Not on Switch
And here you are, shitting on it the same way in every thread.
Multiple people have done it, its almost like tying ALL damage to a rhythm game prompt is kinda dumb
Good morning sir
Ah yes. Shilling on fucking Anon Babble for a nintendo port, of all places.
And even though I have a steam deck. Damn, you really got me there Sherlock.
Saar, do not redeem the ### saar
make video game thread
fags will tell you to buy ads
and you wonder why Anon Babble is anything but videogames
Nice try, but Microsoft is an Indian company.
no thread
"LMAO DOA!"
make a thread
"REEEEEE SHILLS EVERYWHERE, CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIN!"
Great games don't need to invest 100 gorillons on marketing. Word of mouth is enough :)
Tendies can't spam that in 7+1chan because it has ids
damn one minute right after you posted this
like clockwork I guess
thanks for the insight anon
It's good.
It's optimized like shit, UE5 at it's worst, but the game has sovl.
It's focused on itself, zero attachment to anything in the real world, no commentary on any comtemporary shit, pure fantasy for the sake of telling its story and nothing else. You can tell it's made by white heterosexual people, not all kinds of specimens.
Music is good, combat is what you'd from turn based repetitive stuff, cutscenes are well made and character animations are dynamic enough to hide the not so good lip sync.
There are a lot of parts where you can see this game is not high budget, but honestly it doesn't matter, it makes up for everything in delivery.
Exactly this, the reveal trailer alone was made unlike any shit you see these days, it didn't waste dialogues, classical music was used over nigger shit, it showed picturesque landscapes instead of fast scenes with dumdums in the background, it showed soul form the very first.
So why weren't people talking about it 1 month ago?
They were, you must be a tourist or what, Maelle threads were daily since the cast reveal trailer. It just didn't get advertising, it's a small studio, people and publications barely cared about it and focused on bigger stuff like Doom or other shit.
Late game bosses are full of combo attacks with multiple hits and if you get hit by one of them you're pretty much dead or lose 80% of your life. ( some attacks are AOE and will one shot your entire party lmao )
This game on expert is straight up an OSU game and is not enjoyable at all if you're not fan of hitting your head on the wall till you develop muscle memory to dodge every attack of every single boss.
Sounds fun as fuck. Can I switch difficulty to expert during a playthrough?
I wonder how much music variety there is, I left the first main are and entered the overworld and I am fairly confident the combat music is different now.
Reminds me of people trying to shit up Hi fi Rush threads, mental nutcases saying "hurr you are not actually discussing gameplay".
Yeah.
Parryslop in my turn based rpg
I fucking hate what Fromsoft did to developers' brains
This and tendies. Worst combination possible.
I bet I'm not going to regret shooting at this dude.
I wonder how much music variety there is
OST's description says:
154 tracks for a total duration of over 8 hours
That's retarded huge. My favourite vidya OST, Chrono Cross, has 67 tracks.
Of course, I'm sure there are remixes and rearranged versions there, but still.
Nigga we have 1000000000000000 traditional jrpgs, having a few jrpgs be a little less formulaic like Expedition 33 or SaGa or Suikoden adds some variety.
j'rpg
are Maelle's cutest cosmetics in the deluxe edition DLCs
You can call it a NIGGRPG for all I care, as long as it's a top quality game like E33.
Not really desu, the swimsuits are free.
Broom hairstyles are canon
Okay but can you make it not something shit? QTE is the gayest shit in videogames. It was bad in GoW, it was bad in [action game on 7th gen consoles] and it's bad now.
Anon Babble is back
but even worse than before
Well considering the sperging itt, OP probably has hit a nerve
I like it
Music is bretty good.
Just turn on auto-qte in settings like a casual crybaby you are
33
HMMMMMMMMmmmm
BROS why tf is this shit LE GOOD everywhere? is it literally GOTYAY? anyone played it and can say?
exposing attack: base attack applies defenceless for 1 turn
3600 seems quite a bit compared to the 10K I got, but that picto sounds good, I do have to use the basic attack quite regularly to regain AP and if I can buff the next teammate's attack is all the better right?
shiiete, that can't be just 1 musician.
game is literally only 30 hours long
how can people love this shit when we're getting scammed out of kino? vidya is supposed to be like 120+ hours
People said the same shit about the Monkey game last year. It's just a great game that comes out in a sea of slop.
You tranny faggots are insufferable.
You can pirate it and see for yourself, it does not have denuvo.
People are commenting below every discussion about RPGs trying to say how X or Y game is "bad" and this is better.
Gee I wonder what series of JRPGs you're a fanboy of. Hmmmmmm.
I'm a SaGa fan, what did you think?
look at this retard and laugh
does not have denuvo
wtf are they stupid?
You've been in this thread for 7 hours, OP?
This game isn't a wrpg, did you even play it
That's the perfect length for a game, not too long not too short, and if you don't rush it, do extra content you'll go over 40 something hours easily.
I can't believe I am witnessing a Anon Babbletard defending 120+ hours collectathons unironically.
Anon Babble shoulve stayed dead so you retards would have to stay on Twitter. You say EVERY game is shilled.
the dude who keeps shilling Emerald Beyond and Scarlet Grace lurks these threads 24/7 just so he can complain about how E33's gameplay isn't "real" by some measure
lol. lmao.
It's very funny how angry FF trannies are just because a turn based game that people like has been released.
It's a small studio, buying denuvo would be half the budget of them game.
And as CDPR proves with every of their game, "muh denuvo reduces loss of sales" is a schizo meme perpetuated by jewish execs.
Anons I think you are confusing me for someone else, I like this game a lot and am a SaGa fan. I just replied to the anon saying "what jrpg I'm a fan of"
Did anyone else completely lose interest after a couple hours and just wish they were playing FFX??
It's a small studio
Why do people use this as an excuse to go to bat for this fake underdog when it's Ubisloppa, but nobody ever did the same thing when people broke away from Square-Enix to develop their own smaller-scale projects?
they were
Posting single character from trailer and asking about similar games is not talking about E33.
Anons I think you are confusing me for someone else
I was talking to the OP and you answered for some reason
Just booted it up this morning on my 'eck and boy does it run like shit LMAO! I had to employ proton-ge and decky framegen to get around 30fps on low settings. People said it gets better past the prologue so I'm trucking through it.
he fell for the schizo baguettefag shilling this garbage here
deserved
I'm surprised it runs on the steam deck desu, its it "not verified".
this guy wears pants when he plays games
you know it's not an mmorpg, right? it's single player. What do you think pants are for? he probably fell for the shill campaign
What's a schizo baguettefag? I knew what I was getting into since it's made with UE5. It offers enough to keep me tolerant towards its shortcomings.
The valve deck verification metrics are shit in of themselves so I take it with a grain of salt.
I wear pants when I go to sleep, too. I wear whatever I have on or lack thereof; I live alone.
Excuse for what retard? This is about money not talent.
Ubisoft stays in bussiness these days solely because the french government and Blackrock fund their woke slop.
What you see in this studio formed of Ubisoft refugees is what those devs can do when not held hostage.
They don't have budget, and relied on a publisher like Kepler to even make the game, there were previous builds of this game from before Kepler started giving them money, and the game looked like fucking dogshit. Unlike Square Enix off shots, they understood they need help from a big enough publisher.
Now tell me what notable non crap titles did those Square Penix runaways release?
Damn, this nigga is pretty fun. One-shotting me all the time, but I'm gonna get him this time for sure. Counters deal him quite a lot damage, so as long as I manage to parry a couple of times the fight should be over.
That bitch beat my ass, took me a while to beat it kek
so redditors are saying the prologue made them cry, can anyone confirm? I haven't felt emotion from vidya in years
Its pretty good
based
nufags seething about it only gave it more attention and confirmed it's the true successor to classic final fantasy.
I think it would be wrong to play it with that expectation, it would be distracting.
Maybe you will, maybe you won't, the important thing is that it felt very earnest, honest, genuine, you are at the beginning of a hard journey, with people who know and trust each other and make that clear in what and how they speak with one another, it feels there really is a world waiting for you to help it.
Don't take it as a challenge, but as a good symptom of how quickly people felt captivated by the game.
mmmmh i'm noooticing things
le why people talk about a game being good after it released?
why didn't people shilled it before they even try it a month ago?
smartest conspiratroon right here
It's funny seeing how you anti FF fag can't spam your agenda in 8ch and the expedition threads were full of fffags
I mean you don't even need to say all that. The game got shown off by Microsoft themselves on their big show they did a while back so this isn't even some niche hidden game that you needed to go out of your way to find out about.
there is no need to shit on another game to praise this one
it does feel a dick move though....to release so close to Oblivion.
oblivion came out in 2006 lmao
too soon
It's the american mindset.
They don't understand the possibility of discovering something new, liking and talking about it naturally. Everything must be shilled, hyped, giga adverstised and consoomed en masse from the moment of conception.
If the shilling campaign began months ago, why didn't you hear about it until now?
I like the fact that it has an all white cast with the exception of the one token non-white person being an East Asian woman. Perfection.
Maelle is 9 years younger than 32 so she's 21
MY DICK IS PRIMED FOR HER FERTILE WOMB
retard can't do math
every year the counter goes down by 1
Only until you learn his moveset, and he has like 3 moves.
Lmao, of course not. As in, of course I wouldn't admit.
? not that anon but 32-9=21 dick
its was by far one of the most hyped games on Anon Babble
game comes out and its also popular with normalfags
Anon Babble is already starting to turn against it
I hate you contrarians niggers so much
Turn-niggers are freaking out, because they finally got more turn-slop.
It never hit #1 on Steam and is already falling in the charts though, so I doubt very many people care.
its was by far one of the most hyped games on Anon Babble
Dude. Every year the counter goes down, 34 (when the game begins), 33, 32, 31 and so on. And every year her age goes up one year, right? 16, 17, 18 and so on. In 9 years those two numbers will be the same.
34 - 9 = 25 --- in 9 years since the beginning of the game the number will be 25.
16 + 9 =25 --- in 9 years since the beginning of the game Maelle will be 25. Because she's 16 when we first see her.
I haven't played it and I don't know if I will but my guess is that it's a completely new game(new ip) from a studio that didn't exist before this and they showcased something that smells"budget", not AAA budget but something decent, months ago. Nobody really gave a shit because you don't expect literally who, who came up with literally what: the game to have to offer anything but another tortanic or fotmslop but now that it came out it turns out its decent and doesn't have neutral genders or a transexual black woman as the main protagonist and everyone lost their minds
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANON, ITS A PSYOP BY THE JEWS!
EVERYTHING IS A PSYOP BY THE JEWS!!!
EEEEEVEEEEEEEEERRRRY THING!!!!!!!!!!!1
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It's the most played/top selling thinger right now if you don't count counterstrike and the steam deck
AC Shadows nowehere in sight
b-but my 6 milion players
JRPG is a genre of videogame, idiot.
It's a style, not a fucking geographical identifier.
Yeah it's over. This is what every crowd looks like. Do not buy the game.
Anon Babble can't into math or reading comprehension
Gustave is 32
Maelle was told she still has 9 good years left
she admits to being a teenager
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24
33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24
She's 15, retards.
Nobody had ever heard of this game literally 1 week ago
Objectively, provably false. Your shitty circlejerk threads are not at all representative of the rest of the internet. Wake up, you retarded nigger.
All saved, cheers anon. Coming to Anon Babble for recs is like pulling teeth.
I would rail that midget so hard against a wall
Baguette eaters made a better final fantasy than the final fantasy creators without any western politics, game gets praised, crazy I know.
So basically France?
The Crimson Diamond
BASED. I loved that game. I desperately want to find more P&C adventure games like it.
Non anime slop
ever the most hyped games on Anon Babble
lmao
This game would have been much more popular and more successful if it had an anime artstyle
I concede but that makes it even better!
Nice theory. It would be, if the official site didn't specify that she's exactly 16 years old.
Oblivion Remastered is nowhere to be seen
Total nonsense. It is the #1 game on Steam right now.
I knew about it. I've known about it since it was announced at that xbox event. You might just be gay and retarded OP.
DEI slop supreme. A French classic.
sorry, loser. Butt Knight is beating out your pathetic attempt at cashing in on a remaster
Either my logic is wrong or the website is playing it safe with age of consent laws. Idk but with logical deduction i can at least say I got close to the official stated age.
Now show other cities in France!
So why weren't people talking about it 1 month ago?
Yes, you retarded nigger.
People do not talk that much about unreleased games. That is where the majority of the astroturfing is.
game falls off after the prologue
game falls off after act 1 [YOU ARE HERE NOW]
I'm a huge FF fan and I'm not angry at all. This game is great. I would kill for squeenix to do something like this instead of the usual XIII/XV/XVI slop. I hope this game sells 10 million copies and embarasses every executive at squeenix so badly they're forced to kill themselves in shame.
Now show other cities in France!
Maybe the number means everyone above it dies. Then Gustav and the others would be 33 and Maelle 16.
It would make sense for expedition X members to be X years old, symbolically.
Bro you can clearly see this is Republic Square, this is still Paris.
So why weren't people talking about it 1 month ago?
We were. Also, Oblivion remake was just dropped out of the blue - so zero marketing - and sold well. Make a good game, its that simple.
Maybe the number means everyone above it dies
That's exactly what it means. Everyone that age and older dies. Your birthday could be one day after the gommage and you would survive until the next.
yes it's made clear in the prologue when half the people on the harbor disappear, that the number is the age limit before they get snapped out of existence, like sophie
What even is this logic? The only one being able to sell a game without shilling it is Todd. Everyone has to shill their products, it's how the world works. AC Shadows has been shilled and rejected, this game has been shilled and accepted. Welcome to everything ever.
We've had various threads for almost a year now and you, or retards like you, have been crying "shill" in every single one.
It cant be that age because maelle would have to be 15 but the site says 16. Math doesnt add up.
Could just be a fuckup in the English translation on Gustave's line. That's how it works.
No, I said ABOVE that number, not "that age and older". So when she painted 33, people 34 years old and above died. Those who are 33 still have a year.
Mistranslating "9" is pretty far-fetched, even considering that we're talking about translators.
Go back and play the prologue you humongous retard. Its everyone that age and older.
You guys are talking about Philna Fantasy, right?
why the fuck would this be microsoft's doing when an actual xbox first party game was released two days before this one?
i dont know ppl enjoying 3 niggas in a row combat should be investigated for being robots that shit is so boring
youtube.com
Show me exactly the line that says that.
No, I said ABOVE that number, not "that age and older". So when she painted 33, people 34 years old and above died. Those who are 33 still have a year.
Incorrect. It's that age and older. Sophie was 33 when she died.
Here.
yes. not gonna lie, i was tearing up at the end of act i too
finally some good vidya
Isn't Marseille the most "diverse" city in France?
The entire country is a now a shithole, no thanks to retarded self-hating boomers.
I didn't cry but it was moving. I RARELY cry.
correct, this is a Je'RPG
Glad to see this shithole is as aggressively idiotic as ever
KEK the retard was absolutely BTFO
thats what happens when you dont play the game youre trying to shitpost about
Duly deserved
Okay, and now explain how in 9 years, when people who are 24 die, Maelle will be 24, if she's 16 right now.
Wait, actually... In 8 years the number will be 25 (33-8), and Maelle will be 24 (16+8), right? Then one year later the number will be 24 and Maelle will be 25.
Why didn't anyone think about this before? Of course if both numbers come closer by one, things like this will happen. Some people will live 1 year longer than others.
Okay, so it does work. Paintress paints 33, people 33 and higher die. Gustav and the expedition members are 32, Maelle is 16 like the site says.
Or maybe everyone already saw this and it's me who's retarded?
I'm not shitposting, I was trying to solve this.
no, the prologue did not make me feel emotional. sophie is hardly a character so i did not feel sad about anything occurring around her
What's with the shilling
It's something that isn't Final Fantasy that has somewhat of a budget. It's like what happened with Guilty Gear Strive whenever another anime game came out.
Yes youre an autistic fuckshit who overthinks the obvious. Next question?
Okay, and now explain how in 9 years, when people who are 24 die, Maelle will be 24, if she's 16 right now.
I told you. A fuckup in translation, or in the script. Maybe it changed in development and the frogs forgot to update the English voice script. Shit like this happens. We're talking about 30 people here, frogs no less. There's probably only like 2 people working there who can speak English on the level of a 3 year old.
But other people also said the math doesn't add up. That it's a mistranslation and stuff. So, no, it wasn't that obvious, and the way you spout buzzwords and curses only convince me you didn't understand it either, just didn't even notice what the problem was.
Lol whatever retard. Im not the one who was wrong, lmao even.
No, it already makes sense, no mistakes anywhere. Maelle is 16 and she will die in 9 years when she's 25. But the painted number at the time will be 24. Because one year before that she will be 24 and the number will be 25. So her age and the number will "pass" each other, so to speak. Of course she will still die.
One last (You) for (You), don't spend it all in one place.
The studio is a bunch of whites and one asian women, so it's shilled on the nazi websites like Anon Babble and instagram. Very dangerous game. Chuds won.
She's actually 15. 16 is only there to appease the AoCfags.
She can be 15 or 16, it doesn't matter. In both cases she dies in 9 years when the Paintress paints 24. Since the game doesn't say how old she is, I think it's better to trust the official page instead of a headcanon.
But to be honest, I don't care if she's 14 or 20, I just wanted to make it make sense.
Given the fact that people make porn of rpg characters and that they live in a country that routinely puts people into prison for saying things on the internet if she wasn't 16 I sure as shit would change her to be 16 prior to release.
15 makes sense.
They can say whatever they want but the math points to her being 15 which is based af
Like I said, 16 makes sense too. All people who are 15 and 16 will die in 9 years.
16 year old will die the year before tardo
No.
16 + 8 = 24
33 - 8 = 25
16 year old will not die in 8 years.
The fact that you don't get enough potions is FUCKING GARBAGE. I'm at Ultimate Sakapatata right now and he takes fucking 0 damage while doing a shitton. Having to constantly dodge is fucking taking a toll on me man. I wanted to play a chill and fun game but this isn't it... They managed to pervert turn based combat to a dodgeslop hybrid WHAT THE FUCK. Quit praising these dumbass niggers from paris
moved goalpost to 8 years even though Gustave said Maelle has a good 9 years left
Whew lad you didn't have to make your concession this obvious
I'm so glad nuFF fans attempts to tortanic this game has blown up in their faces
Skill issue
Literally git gud
tendies when they see people play video games instead of discussing outdated hardware
Whoa, discussing actual video games?
Call me fucking cops.
Dude. Are you serious? I'm saying that 16 year olds will not die in 8 years. Therefore, they will die in 9 years. Just like 15 year olds.
In 8 years, the number will be 25 (33-8). 16 year olds will be 24 (16+8), 15 year olds will be 23 (15+8). Then a year later the number will be 24 (33-9), 16 year olds will be 25 (16+9), 15 year olds will be 24 (15+9).
Thus, in 8 years neither 15 nor 16 year olds will die, but in 9 years both 15 and 16 year olds will die.
Maelle could be 15 or 16, she will die in 9 years either way.
Lmao youre so dumb dont forget to breath
You do get potions though..
pick expert mode
complain that the video game is too hard
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Your falseflag doesn't work in 8ch, tendie
For a moment I thought you just fail to get it, but now I see you're just trolling. Calling the game woke/slop/flop/etc. doesn't work, so that's your new strategy of shitting up threads.
Savour the taste of this (You), because you're not getting any more from me.
schizo on a schizo ramble accuses others of being schizo
Pottery
How did you busy yourself during 4chans downtime? Did you spend 12 hours a day writing "tendies" on your walls?