That would be $600 plus tips

product is cheaper in it's own country

wow

But it isn't cheap at all in Vietnam despite being made there.

being a contracted cheap labor doesn't mean you own the product
blame your own country for being a third world shithole that can't afford first world product

they only use that shithole because it legally enslaves it's own people to sweatshops so it saves costs
vietnamese "people" are slaves and deserve no rights

What vietnamese people? They are just a colony of China.

I just watched her taikenkai video. I wonder how bitchy she is behind the scenes

She's gonna buy 2 tho'

NIBU-CHAAAAAAAN

What's her name, reverse search image seems can't find any good result

Nintendo won

2.2 million japs are trying to get 750 thousand Switch 2

it's gonna be a bloodbath

FUCK
HOW LONG AM I GONNA HAVE TO WAIT

I can get my dick sucked for a lot less than that. Will the Wii 2 suck my dick? I don’t think so.

I don't think I've ever been less interested in buying a console in my entire life. It's not even a money thing like most people I just cannot be asked to give a fuck about Nintendo at this point. Maybe if they were doing something new for a change but more Mario kart, Donkey Kong and Metroid? No thanks, seen it a million times before already. Call me when the old farts at Nintendo finally retire and some new talent gets injected into that stagnating company.

I hope the jp government makes june 5th an holiday because nobody is gonna go to work

Akari Nibu
youtube.com/watch?v=MznihSlk9co

knowing the japs

companies all hold special contest at work, the hardest worker gets a switch 2

Thank you, bless you anon!

why are japanese autists cuter than american ones

It’s actually just Mario Kart. They won’t even have DK and Metroid for launch. It’s wild.

I used to be a Snoy but now that Japan is entirely Tendie central I will now convert to exclusively consume bing bing wahoos. I will become Japanese and no one can convince me otherwise.

uhhh based??

Man I 'member when Japan was all about puresute. You always see notdualshock controllers in anime and manga but now it's all Smitch and Toycons. Sony went full westoid pandering and never looked back it's sad. The damage The Last of Us caused will never be remedied.

Trumpistanies make less than 1500 dollars per MONTHS??????

I can only assume it mostly takes into account part-timers because even the shitty factory job I had years ago paid the minimum of $2400 a month after taxes and insurance.

I wish Japanese women were real...

It'll take me 2.5 days wages to afford a Switch 2.

The last good Mario game that had actual effort put into it was Odyssey

Next new Zelda isn't for years

Next new Kirby isn't for years

Next new Metroid isn't for years

Pokemon sucks ass now

Smash Brothers sucks ass now

Nobody actually gives a shit about Fire Emblem

Same. I larp as Japanese and seeing the hype on futaba and jap twitter sold me on the console. Not even being ironic, this is my life.

are you at least like living in japan or do you only larp trough the internet

I unironically started to feel more positive about the system after seeing the youtube mutt influencer machine spam fake outrage videos about it with tons of mindless parroting of blatantly false info

yes it's contrarianism but if these mystery meat retards talk so much shit about it then it can't be that bad, this is my euristics

Full immersion through the internet. I'm not even that interested in visiting it but I don't rule it out. All my devices and games are set to nihongo, and yes I can speak it.

i respect that

Should I learn Japanese to enjoy NTR ASMR?

You owe mexicans a switch 2.

がんばて ありん-さん

How long did it take you to be fluent in Japanese?

がんばりまつ、ありんーさんw

always bully

Most Americans have less than $500 in their bank account and live paycheck to paycheck
People on Anon Babble who voted for Trump either don’t have jobs or work some min wage shit like McDonald’s or something

Made for BWC

I'm going to Japan for my cheap switch

good luck winning the Nintendo lottery over there

Does she come with the system?

is まつ the Japanese version of the verb to be/are?
Japanese switches are region locked, and I don’t think you can change the system language.

750 thousand?

that's です ます

anyways this is way beyond my waggie paygrade, go ask takeshi

That'd be kino if it was releasing with a new big JRPG or something. Fucking Square Enix should've gotten their shit together with DQ12

To play most games comfortably and read forums and manga, I'd say around 2-3 years, but for my standards I wouldn't call that fluency. Other than that it's hard to quantify. I've been studying since 2012.

Woah! Just preordered at walmart! Hopefully it isn't cancelled for whatever reason.

Anything for you, babe.

game stop employees told me corporate held back allocation to do another drop next week. They said if ur on the preorder email list u will b notified

+15 Social Credits have been applied to your CCP registration

Vietnam would have been first world by now if Amerifats didn’t drop more explosives on them than were exploded in the entirety of the second world war.

Higher minimum wage is communism

Walmart has had pre orders up for like the past 6 hours

I was tipped off from a bloke on my discord server. Wasn't expecting this shit at 6 in the morning.

Are those from all the pre-orders they cancelled?

No idea but it seems like stock is plentiful. Scalpers are gonna get fucked if they don't unload in the first week or two

I'D GIVE HER A TIP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL

i stayed up all night the other day to pre-order, i hope this isn’t them over-selling from what they actually have and canceling my pre-order on day of release because they oversold them.

I don't think so. Nintendo reportedly has a massive stock ready for launch. They quite literally cannot afford to be in a ps5 scenario where hundreds of thousands of consoles were sitting in scalper garages waiting to be resold, they make their money on software sales. They need real customers to have Switch 2s and not over pay for them

Thinking i probably got one of DSPs cancelled bundles

That's a funny thought.

they could make it $1200 and it would still sell. Nintendo fans have zero standards

that may be but i figured that would be for the official nintendo website given that everyone but walmart is still out of stock

they tried with the 3ds and it didn’t work until they slashed the price. gotta remember the Wii U was impossible to get launch day too solely due to scalper bots

Too expensive

Doesn't matter where it's sold as long as there's a way to get it at regular MSRP. People just gotta be smart enough to check the website before they buy it off eBay at a $100 markup

Yeah what the fuck is wrong with those people? I love high prices, I never complain when prices are unreasonably high. If anything they're not unreasonably high enough for me. That's what I'm like

Onii-chan Onii-chan

Metroid Prime 4

I was tempted to get one just to wait for a hack but at this pricepoint even the free games won't do enough to offset the cost

I can get a quirky chungus asian for just $600????

Do you come with the Switch?

She is perfect fit for BWC!

Japanese switches are region locked

That's wrong, they can play all games, but the game and system languages are both forced to Japanese.

McDonald’s

bro mcdonalds pays 20/hr now, that's more than enough to buy your japslop and take home nuggies after work

lel

The problem is the price of the software.
Nintendo's casual games are now costing $70 or $80. There's no way to justify shit like this unless you're a consumerist with no standards.

Look like Walmart is allowing preorders to go through for switch 2. Now i wait to see if they cancel on me.

coonsomers on suicide watch
get a 3rd job so you can buy a new bing wahoo toy

Just get a job.

Games basically costing $100+ with all the DLC and MTX shit that has been coming with them has been a thing for more than a decade now. Why get angry at it only now? Justify why Nintendo's games are less deserving of that pricing compared to the latest AAA cinematic movie experience. It's not new. And yes, it sucks.

10 hour shifts are the waggie norm now

Do you get the girl too?

mfw when I can buy the switch 2 in one day's worth of work, but I will just wait until the emulator because fuck Nintendo.

That guy must be borderline retarded or something, holy shit, lmao.

that's your average american

you sound like a fucking retard
get a job

what about non-Japanese 3rd party games which don’t have Japanese subs or dubs?
The taxes which he is obligated to pay or else be imprisoned were used to fund the $750 billion bailouts of greedy wall street scum. That picture makes Jews salivate.
Americans are indoctrinated to accept being fucked over by Jews.

knowing the japs

funny, your comment is something id expect from someone who knows nothing about japanese people. btw did you know that jap is a racial slur?

t. esltard mad that he cant afford a switch 2

Does she come with the switch 2?

Keep coping, Nguyen.

Oddly easy in Gamestop Canada. They got loads of Walk-In only stock. Probably had a bunch of burgers shipments moved here at the last minute due to tarrifs.

I got your tip right here

Only 600 for a bug wife? Sign me up. You can keep the children's toy behind.

bitch is fucking ugly, looks like a trash jav whore

I think she's cute.

‘Japs’ was only ever a widespread slur in America

You can get all of that for less than a PS5 pro

Jesus Christ

Eww

Thanks. I will take 2.

And she's worth it every cent.

Did you preorder your switch 2?!

700 dollars + an extra 70 to be able to play physical games

Gods the PS6 is going to be even more expensive than that. I don't like the future.

Why do you guys play Nintendo games? They're gay as fuck and have been since the PS1. Do you faggots really play Zelda, Pokemon and Mario? I'm not baiting. It genuinely baffles me that grown arse men in their 30s now still latch onto Nintendo.