Goy Obscura: Emasculation 33

1 week ago

nobody, not a single soul, talking about this game

everybody hyped about oblivion and other upcoming games instead

this week

"EXPEDITION 33 IS LE HECKIN GOTY, IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE ICKY ANIME GAMES MADE BY JAPANESE CHUDS! AND IT'S FREE ON Microsoft Game Pass™!!!"

Is this the most blatant psyop in the recent history of gaming?

Why are Micro$oft so incapable of marketing games naturally without giving away that they're being shilled?

Imagine being this mad that some random game mogs your shitty final fantasy slop lmao

This game got daily threads the last two weeks before Anon Babble died

No it wasn't, retard.
And Anon Babble is irrelevant anyway.

I was looking forward to it since the trailer last year. I didn't make a thread about it because why would I?

well duh, the site was down 1 week ago, dumbass

A game came out with insanely high quality and took everyone by surprise. So yes everyone is talking about it. No one really expected a brand new studio with a 30 man team to produce angry on their first try but they did so yeah it’s blowing up

games good retard. been on my radar since the gameplay reveal

Yeah, the shilling for a fucking Oblivion remaster was really weird.

easily GOTY. Keep seething retard

UMMM THEY'RE JUST A SMALL INDIE DEVELOPER WITH ONLY PENNIES TO THEIR NAME, CHUD!!!

IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE BEING FUNDED TO THE TUNE OF HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS BY THE RICHEST CORPORATION IN THE WORLD IN EXCHANGE FOR A DAY 1 Goy Pass™ DEAL

I saw a few screenshots and small clips of the combat and then I put the game completely out of mind and ignored any discussion of it until release because I wanted to go in completely blind.

NTA but that game is seriously shilled here

good morning sirs!!

M$ has increased their marketing budget on Anon Babble. The blatant game pass shilling should be obvious enough

Basically, yeah

I've been interested in it since the trailer but it is kinda forced right now. Giving it a week for actual opinions aside from "I played this for 1 hour jrpgs take note!!"

lol nice strawman attempt schizo. I didn’t say they were some heckin indie underdog. It’s a AAA game but this isn’t an established studio with years of experience and a 300 person team. It’s literally a brand new dev with a small group of clearly talented individuals who mogged both your precious massive established devs and indiecucks on their very first try. Seethe

NOOOOOO DONT TALK ABOUT NEW VIDEOGAMES ON THE VIDEOGAMES BOARD DONT DO IT BECAUSE... YOU JUST CANT OK???

nigger-man, but also sneed

is pajeet the new cuck/tranny where it loses all its meaning because retards just start using it for anything they don't like?

Too busy playing a good game.

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It’s a AAA game but this isn’t an established studio with years of experience and a 300 person team. It’s literally a brand new dev

They're literally ex-Ubisoft employees you dipshit.

30 devs

Just ignore all the outsourcing they did

You sure selectively don't remember the hype when the game was announced.

I like RPGs and it's simply more interesting than betheslop remaster #27348

Im glad this site is back up so the retards are back to concentrating themselves in one space cannibalizing each other for eternity.

1/10th of them are

Nobody remembers the hype because there wasn't any.

they're legitimately schizophrenic, they were preoccupied with some other boogeyman at the time

There wasn't any

employees had a job before this one

How does that make sandfall not a new company? There are shitloads of startup devs out there made up for refugee devs. None of them have made the game of the year as their freshman project. You are seething and grasping at straws

daily Maelle and Monke threads for months on Anon Babble

wtf, nobody told me this game was coming?? is this shilled???

mfw people trying to build up rivalry between two completely different games

They're not even the same kind of RPG let alone anything else.

The archives are right there you know.

If there was hype, show me the threads from 2024 that were hyped about the game.

I'm expecting multiple threads that hit bump limit. Surely you can show me that if this game was allegedly so anticipated?

This feels like a marketing thread...

ummmmmmm excuse why are you talking about new game?

because we like it

TRANNYPAJEETKEKSHILLTRANNYPAJEETKEKSHILLTRANNYPAJEETKEKSHILLTRANNYPAJEETKEKSHILL

every time

HOW DARE SOMETHING I DON'T CARE ABOUT GET POPULAR WITHOUT MY CONSENT

It’s an inferiority complex. Anon feels threatened by Clair obscurs quality and has to shitpost it

Because you posted them.
The new girl from Nikke generated more discussion than you average western female character #3649

Because you're acting like a bunch of plebs off the street just randomly started a studio and shat out a AAA game through nothing but their own merits.

When in actuality this is a game made by long-term AAA devs with funding from literally the richest corporation on the planet. Just because they slapped a new studio name on the box doesn't make it impressive.

you are the one who claimed they are brand new devs, which is flat out wrong. AAA devs with a new business title doesn't cleanse them from being AAA devs

My guess is the shills are payed to the post / thread.
Since Anon Babble was down for a while, they have to catch up or they won't be paid.

Rebirth flopping really angered some people, huh?

You are all making me wish Anon Babble had stayed nuked.

Nobody is shilling anything here. Everyone pirates their shit.

go back to r/Anon Babble please

talks about new games

ignores the fact that I didn't knew about the game beforehand

No one should be allowed to create threads about games that I don't know. If I wasn't hyped for this release, no one else was.

Untrue, some of us have been hyping it as the FF killer for months now. Feels good to be right.

I think you're just being an autistic contrarian at this point, anon.

cope and seethe faggot

This game was announced at The Game Awards and it's been on my wishlist ever since

Just because you don't pay attention to upcoming turn-based RPGs when we've been in a drought (everything's slowly turning into ARPG soulslikes with no parties, see FFXVI and Remake) doesn't mean people who are fans of the genre don't.

with funding from literally the richest corporation on the planet

Who? Kepler Interactive?

Microsoft, they funded them via a Goy Pass™ deal, plastered the game all over Xbox live streams for months, and are clearly responsible for 99% of the game's viral marketing right now.

I'm already fucking sick of it.

nobody paid attention to it because it's generic UE5 slop. Slapping turn-based combat and Persona UI into a default photo-realistic UE5 template doesn't make it a good game.

Just because you don't pay attention to upcoming turn-based RPGs when we've been in a drought

We're not in a drought. Atlus just released three excellent turn-based RPGs last year.

You can also add incel and chud to that list

'nobody'

lurk before posting

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damn it's growing

Uh but that doesn't line up with my narrative, anon. JRPGs are doomed and Claire Obscure is the savior of the genre. No longer can you simply hold down attack and win every battle, you actually have to play the game for real.
Final Fantasy chumps LOST.

it feels more like ff10 than persona 5, to me at least

This is literally nothing compared to the average nintendoslop launch, but you don't really play games, you just wait for the next TORtanic to talk shit about.

I do remember seeing gameplay of this a couple of months ago and getting disappointed it was turn-based, didn't know it was the messiah of jrpgs
still not playing, I'm gonna finish DAO Awakening now

FFsisters seething that some random fucking french company made a game that completely mogs their 2/3rd finished game thats taken 10+ years to make

Ohnonono

so is my penis at the thought of Maelle

There are both things I like and things I hate about this game so far. The very first scene where the little girl just flashes away made me want to ask for a refund right away but I didn't. Now I must beat this game.
Also, I feel the timings for dodges and parries feels whacky

well there was dragon dogma2

mogged by remaster of 20 year old toddjank

kek

lurk

E33 threads were only posted a few times a week prior to 2 weeks ago, and rarely saw more than 5 replies.

but please keep shilling what your favorite streamer told you to play

SACRE BLEU, ZIS CANNOT BE APPENING!!!

AIIIIEEEEEEEEE PHIL SPENCER HELP MEEEEEEE!!!

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Fansois are mad the goty and already been established and their slop they simped for won’t be winning

I dunno but I'm enjoying it. Game is fun and the story is pretty good. Gives me similar vibes to Death Stranding with how melancholy it is.

They're hiding behind Oblivion now

It's pretty grim.

That's what happens when an actual new game releases.

Geoff awarding this French slop GOTY when he didn't give it to Metaphor last year would be the most blatantly racist shit I've ever seen.

there have been threads about the pre release being a demo for over a month and a half though, and there were threads about it before that

Trailer drops

Think to myself "this game looks pretty cool, Ill wait to see what people think when it comes out"

Kind of forget about it

It releases, people are positive about it, remember that I wanted to play it

Buy the game

Its not rocket science. Only massive titles get daily hype leading up to a release. Hell, Oblivion Remake also barely had any hype leading up to the release

Show me five (5) Clair Obscura threads from the archive PRIOR to release which hit bump limit.

New movie or video game comes out

People talk about it on Anon Babble or Anon Babble

REEEEEEEE SHILL SHILL SHILL REEEEEEEEE

every fucking time

Metaphor wasn't better than SMTVV

Oblivion Remake also barely had any hype leading up to the release

there were leak and speculation threads for literally months leading up to release

This is way better than metaphor. Metaphor had a better story gameplay and lore than persona but it was low effort in environments and characters

Anon Babble users HATE the idea of people being excited by a new video game. A well-received new IP? Must be a psyop. How dare people enjoy video games?

If they didn't hit bump limit they don't count as being above 5 posts

Besides, every thread farquad shat up probably did anyway, this site is not a metric for hype when 80% of the posts in any thread are a single schizo retard

Why are Anons like this?

Wow, conceding already?

I'll make it easier for you. Show me 5 pre-release threads which had at least 200 posts. Surely you can at least do that?

it's forced. Anon Babble is uniquely good at identifying FOTM hype. The game itself is alright, but it's certainly not original. Slapping generic JRPG tropes into UE5 is not ground breaking or interesting.

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KNOWN AS Anon Babble

If the devs and fans of the game didn't want to receive hate, they shouldn't have gone around shitting on actual Japanese RPGs and boasting about how this Frenchslop is "better" than all of them.

I'm not doing your homework retard, just pointing out that you're a schizo with piss and shit in your pants

it's certainly not original

it's more original than the overwhelming majority of major western releases from the past 5 years

meds now schizo

So you can't do it. Hah, pathetic. I accept your concession.

that is true, I'll concede that

That's one ugly bitch

everything's slowly turning into ARPG soulslikes

expedition has a parryslop button in an otherwise turn based game
it's more of a soulslike than FFXVI which is more like (shitty) DMC

threads before release

"HURF DURF BUY AN AD"

threads after release

"Is this the most blatant psyop in the recent history of gaming?"

KILL ALL FUCKING TENDIES HOLY SHIT
ABSOLUTE FUCKING TENDIE FATIGUE

comparing a new IP with Oblivion

l o l

tendies, Anon Babble isn't the place for you, resetera is
people like games that aren't made by shitendo and there's nothing wrong with it

This is a huge part of the reason the game is being shilled.

There are certain people who HATE traditional turn-based JRPGs and want to ruin them with Soulslike mechanics.

They are hoping this game will be successful enough it will "set a new standard" and actual JRPG developers like Atlus will be forced to comply.

It's the most generic game I've ever played

those don't count

It's quite obvious that this shit is just rollslop persona.

I wonder what's next. Earthbound with trannies? Perhaps Dragon Quest with NIGGERS?

week ago

>nobody, not a single soul, talking about this game

anon people were fucking hyped for it since the reveal like last year(?) or months ago.

grrr microsoft >:'(

rent free, sis.

Congratulations anon, you've only played vidya from the golden age of gaming

?? I've been talking about the baguette in Anon Babble several times prior the shitshow that befall this site 12 days ago.

budget game snakes past the reactionary conservatard psyop and demonstrates that AAA devs are capable of making good product if they're not chained to corporate bullshit

ex ubisoft devs no less, compromising the "ubisoft devs are woke ideologues who can't make good games and deserve to suffer" narrative that got spammed on here for years

conservatards now desperately trying to smear the game that came out and is good without them getting to make it part of the culture war

[Sad News]

this game sucks muh shills and psyop reeee

Name 3 turn based RPGs better than this game made in the past 3 years

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people were fucking hyped for it

Why aren't you playing it?

getting ready to watch your waifu get thanos'd

about to embark on expedition 33

land on shore

expedition ended before it even began

commit seppuku

I don't have the mental strength to keep going.

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"ubisoft devs are woke ideologues who can't make good games and deserve to suffer" narrative that got spammed on here for years

So it wasn't the devs, or at least, not all of them.
The managers and CEOs, then?
See how they flourished after leaving Ubishit?

Im still adjusting to the parry timing. Shit is hard to master. I wish there was a meter to help you guage when to parry instead of relying on tighter than virgin windows based solely on animations.

I'm having a blast right now :)

I like traditional jrpgs and I also like this game which is just a jrpg hybrid, why cant people like multiple things? Is it evil to like Chrono Trigger, Suikoden 2, SMT V, Persona 4, Romancing SaGa 2, Xenogears, Final Fantasy 6, Dragon Quest IX and Expedition 33 all at once?

week ago

>nobody, not a single soul, talking about this game

this is where you were wrong. Game has been put on the table since the first trailer appeared. And don't even mention that Maelle has been a uoooh meme way before launch. And well deserved, I'm having FUN

We are a team of 33!

Except the small fry and contractors of course lmao

Yeah, these guys are finitely from ubisoft alright

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Ive literally never heard of this game. What is it?

You're playing it right now?

1 week ago

nobody, not a single soul, talking about this game

Way to prove that you're a newfag in the first two sentences of your post.

She's 15 YOU SICK FUCK!

I said people, not me. I'm not interested in "4 niggas in a row" type of game. Too busy playing Tyrian.

Anon Babble used to acknowledge that it was mostly management that ruins AAA games although every team is different and sometimes you've got guys making bad decisions. it's only recently that the narrative of "it's the developers' fault and they deserve to suffer" has taken off because Anon Babble has been subverted and is filled with people who don't actually like games on any level

Fun vidya

Every time there was a "what are you hyped/excited for thread" for the past year,
Clair Obscur was mentioned at least twice.
The "hype" (if you really want to use this shitturd of a word) was reasonable.
Another falsely-premised thread.

Premier game by new ubislop spinoff studio. It's making JRPGfags seethe since France mogged them for once.

Paper mario battle style with a qt waifu

nobody, not a single soul, talking about this game

Are you retarded? I was seeing threads for this fucking game for months as soon as the teasers came out.

Why does this game upset shills so much?

this kills the contrarians

oui mon ami you see Kingdom of Warszawa was once under Napoleon...

traditional jrpgs

Yeah like Mario RPG, Legend of Dragoon, FFVI, FFVIII, Xenogears, Valkyrie Profile, and loads more

I cant even tell if this board is trolling anymore, do these niggas even play vidya? I like JP vidya more of course but when a good western vidya that respects the JP vidya releases, I of course will play and praise it, am I weird or something?

Congrats youre normal.

You unironically cant LMAO

Of course not. It is a good when you like multiple things. But do you think the people making threads about how Expedition is the greatest JRPG ever made and how every single game made in Japan sucks every couple of minutes do that?

What is relevant?

I said people, not me

In other words, YOU are not interested, but you believe that others are, because are because they say they are?

And it's not a psyop?

Very cool. When I played Barotrauma on free weekend, I played for 40 hours straight in 3-4 days.

why cant people like multiple things?

Because the current narrative being pushed may cause other RPG developers to follow suit and design dogshit with fake gameplay instead of focusing on developing quality RPGs with strong fundamentals (something that E33 explicitly lacks).

The combat is fucking horrible. And I mean fucking horrible.

"Builds" don't exist nor do your stats really matter.

Skills don't matter and there's no choice, it's a linear tree.

No real interesting synergies.

Completely linear level design, "no minimap because of exploration" my fucking ass. These things are hallways with the occasional "hidden" area.

What matters is blocking and dodging. And that's all that fucking matters. This isn't a fucking RPG, it's a rhythm game. Fags will cry "skill issue" as if I bought a fucking numbers game to be tested on how good I was at Sekiro. Suck my cock.

Shills are the ones pushing it. Nobody cares about your dying studio's game. Ubislop is done for.

Anon Babble and Anon Babble in general is full of completely schizophrenic mutts who think completely differently to normal people and get away with it under the guide of trolling.
The first posts in the few Anon Babble generals I browse were, without fail, schizos ritualposting the instant the site is back online as if they were clawing at the walls waiting to do so.

I'd been waiting for this because it reminded me of lotd, lost odyssey, and it's a bonafide fucking turn based game, GAME, not a glorified VN like metaphor or persona, in fucking 2025.

No its not the greatest jrpg ever made, not even close but its a damn good one. The fact that westerners made this shit is the BIG deal to me, also this game has been getting hyped on Anon Babble for the past several months anyone saying this is some new guerilla marketing campaign and not just hyped jrpg fags is a retard, the game is at 98k on steam right now, do the math.

BG3, SMTVV, Jackie Chan Adventures
It's still a good game

I'm glad its doing well and I really hope square adopts this style of battle system now that someone other than nintendo is doing it
Also I think its really funny how it already overtook ass cred in peak player count

It's pretty unnatural. What kind of JRPG worth its salt has ZERO porn and/or fanart of the characters? Proof of a lack of a real community around the game. 100% astroturfed

week ago

>nobody, not a single soul, talking about this game

>everybody hyped about oblivion and other upcoming games instead

I saw more people talk about expedition than oblivion before 4cheng went down

Sorry your shitty overpriced remaster got flopmaxxed by ff17

Fuck partying its missing me off. Just timing a dodge is hard enough coupled with the fact every unique enemy is different.

partying

FUCKING NIGGER KEYBOARD I SAID PARRYING

Anon the original Mario RPG is a square game, most of the games that played like this besides LoD and SRW OG were square/enix/mistwalker games

You're telling me. Some of those attacks have weird delays, or lack of absolutely any delay. I also wish dodge animations were a bit more on point, like I watch as my character takes damage from an attack where they were still in dodge animation.

Parrying is fucking broken in this, fuck the "skill issue git gud" faggots, nigger I expected a fucking RPG, not a game in which I could be instakilled for missing five fucking frames in the middle of an attack animation. This system is blatantly retarded.

I've known about and been anticipating this game for a year you basement dweller.

uhhh where's the fanfiction? This isn't a REAL game without gay porn

YOU are not interested

Yeah

because are because they say they are?

People are raving about it in the Youtube comments, yeah.

And it's not a psyop?

It would be if I bought the game, but I didn't. I'm just saying that the game didn't come out of nowhere.

Its not an ubisoft game. Why does its existence make you so angry?

Is this...people making threads about a game that wasn't made by Nintendo? AHHH HELP ME ABIB I'M GOING INSANE!

it's the developers' fault and they deserve to suffer

I don't care whose fault it is but the devs deserve to suffer for putting out a shit game.

If you don't want your name attached to it, quit if it's not your fault that it's shit.

BUT I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED-

Then suffer.

Video games aren't a job for money. They're a hobby for fucking nerds like me, made by fucking nerds who are slightly smarter and more autistic than me.

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Imo I think the enemy damage is overtuned, I like the parrying but I think its too punishing, getting one shot for one miss on a parry is really rough. I know get gud, I get it but come one at least make it 2 or 3. Even fucking Souls slop is more forgiving and that's a completely different genre.

Best ever is very subjective and I have nothing against Japan but Clair obscur is an extremely good game and it’s quite surprising to get something this high quality polished and lacking toxic systems in this day and age

Metaphor, SMTV and Baldur's Gate 3.

Man, I'd hate to see you play an actual game that demands more than just breathing and having a pulse.

getting one shot for one miss on a parry is really rough.

should it be like that? Are you sure you aren't going to over-leveled areas?

So I should just invest heavily in Maelle and Lune, right? They seem to have the best combos with fire and burn, and just spam fire + crit chance. Seems it's optimal to just max Luck on them, then max Might, since Crits just do double damage.

menus games bore me and the fact that parrying is so important is like one of the only things that has me interested in the game

The dodge/parry animations need to be tighter and more responive. I dont want to be expected to offset my own timing when im already trying to guage the enemies' timing. When i hit parry I expect a fucking parry with no wind up animation. Fucking nigger fuck.

Yeah I might be moving to fast desu haha, Ill go a bit slower.

It's a brand new IP, how is it supposed to be full of porn and fan fiction like other IPs that have already existed for years or decades?

Parrying/jumping/dodging is a great mechanic. But it's beyond overtuned, it's so integral that it stops being "RPG with real-time elements" and "real-time game with occasional RPG."

Full health, well-built and equipped character, buffed.

Miss five frames of a powerful boss attack and don't press B fast enough.

Instakilled, fuck you suck my cock.

Elden Ring is substantially more forgiving than this, at least builds actually matter in that, and you can cheese the whole game without ever seeing a parry.

so basically the combat system is an evolution of persona and ff?

made by Ubislop shitters

You are fooling nobody.

And it's not making me angry - I don't GIVE A FUCK about it, just like everyone else. Stop pushing it onto people.

People are raving about it in the Youtube comments

In other words, shills.

its better to put points into defense over might. You;'ll still do a ton of damage and tank hits

Its like someone shoved a giant sekiro sized cock inside this games' asshole

SIRS, DO NOT BESMIRCH GLORIOUS ANIME NIPPON, YOU BLOODY BITCH BASTARD! I KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER! AMERICAN YANKEE GO HOME!

No, it's unironically got more in common with pic related than any legitimate RPG before it.

turn based

what a waste

It's just a harder Mario RPG with more characters

Like a evolution of FFX and Paper Mario with a little Sekiro action game thrown in.

nobody paid attention to it because it's generic UE5 slop.

Some of ghe environments in clair obscur are some of the most beautiful ive seen in a game in a long time. Can you list some other ue5 games that have similar environments like this game since its so generic?

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rebirth threads pop out as insane hate for this game does too

Like pottery

Not a perfect parry desu
You just got instakilled scrub

It's Persona + Dark Souls Dodge/Parry. It's a risk-reward system if you are good at timing your dodges and your parries, you can put 0 attribute into vitality and just fuck things up but if you miss your dodge you get oneshotted which is satisfying.

"Builds" don't exist nor do your stats really matter.

No real interesting synergies.

You didn't even play the fucking game. Pictos are literally just that and there's shitloads of synergies between party member's skills to the point that you always have a reason to revamp your entire party's skillset the moment you get a new tool

Skills don't matter and there's no choice, it's a linear tree.

This shit is barely linear

Get cancer and die tendie nigger

No. It's similar to Persona in visuals only. Persona is about your demons and party. This is entirely based around how good you are at parrying. The real-time aspect is literally the difference between getting one-shot, or zero damage and a massive counterattack.

It's just a turn based 3 niggas in a row game with qtes for parrying, dodging, and attacking. The only blatant persona thing I see in it is how the commands are mapped to face buttons instead of a scrolling menu.

Yea, I can't believe the video game board is discussing video games, oh woe is me.

Its sekiro combined with final fantasy

The parry system in this is such bullshit. It seems so delayed even when you do the parry right when the animation swings.

Nobody in this thread even mentioned politics until you brought it up, schizo.

I don't give a fuck about "woke" or "not woke", what I care about is the richest corporation in the world trying to astroturf some literally-who game in a pathetic effort to damage the Japanese RPG field.

You are mentally ill, consider seeing a doctor.

"Pictos"

I see you've never played a real RPG before in your life. They're fucking basic perks. This is like a Bethesda faggot telling me your build matters in Starfield. They barely matter. I like the Marked Shots one the most, it's occasionally fun. Not like you can use them strategically, really.

Barely Linear

Yeah, go down this hallway, then go to the water hallway, then go to the red tree hallway...
If it had a minimap, you'd be aware of how fucking linear these areas are. And tendie? Man, I don't own anything by Nintendo. I just like RPGs. Someone's defensive.

AI slop

Kill yourself.

the game is problematic because maelle isn't an obese black transwoman

They make all the women in this OP as shit and make the men weak. WOKE GAME

It wasnt made by ubisoft. This is publicly available information - there is no point in lying so blatantly.
As for the rest of your drivel: if you dont care, why post so much? You probably made more posts about it than those supposed shills. Again whats your problem? Is it that it btfos FF, or the lack of diversity in the dev team? Or maybe that it has attractive women?

anyone saying this is some new guerilla marketing campaign and not just hyped jrpg fags

Actual JRPG fans are not playing this slop.

99% of its playercount is people who prefer westernized games like Elden Ring or Skyrim and are hopping on the bandwagon of the newest FOTM garbage.

OH MY HECKIN FRENCH GAME

He's not wrong

barely linear skill trees

shows a skill tree literally more linear than most ubislop

is that really what they look like?

you can stare up sophies skirt and see her shiny ass with pantsu

This game is a fucking masterpiece 10/10

Actual JRPG fans are not playing this slop.

Wrong. Im a JRPG boomer that is enjoying this game alot.

post it or fake

I'm fine with how the game's leveling is but part of me wishes it had something akin to FFX's sphere grid instead

Too much autismo just to get info that the game already tells you

REEEEEEE ALL THE PEOPLE PLAYING THE GOTY ARE JUST FAKE JRPG FANS!!!1!1!!!

This is really the best argument these copers have.

The problem is parrying is too good. You get extra damage, invuln and ap from parrying. It’s basically mandatory and no reason to do anything else. They should get rid of one of the advantages

I will buy this frog game if you show screenshots of this, anon

This game is homphobic and transphobic, if you are supporting this game you are a bigot who advocates to strip POC and trans rights away from vital minorities in our global society.

#TransRighsAreHumanRights
#QueerLivesMatter
#ProtectTransKids
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#PunchANazi
#FightBackAgainstFacism
#OwnTheChudes
#ProtectPOCWomen
#FeminishIsEquality
#CapitalistCollapse

When youre walking around town as her you can swap her out and back in and her skirt flips up. If youre positioned low enough you can see her ass. Im past the prologue already.

99% of the background NPCs are black.

That music that plays in Spring Meadows after you get Lune in your party with the female vocals is really nice.

I fucking hate ironic weebs normalfags so much. They want to turn anime into westernized garbage because they can't handle anime artstyle.

I want them dead

Fuck you ill restart the game just to post it

Nigga I hate western slop and exclusively play games in Moon Runes, I love Jrpgs. I also really really like this game.

He cant answer that because hes a contrarian retard. This game has kino art direction which is why it looks so good. Its the exact opposite of generic.

Muh skirt pantsu coomer.

She dies.

Wrong. Im a JRPG boomer

No you aren't.

So? She served her purpose.

Too much autismo just to get info that the game already tells you

Regardless of whatever the game says or people think the girl looks like she's 12 with the voice of a 30 year old hag

Where is this ironic weeb cope coming from, all my otaku friends are playing and they love lolis, who are these "ironic weebs" you speak of.

ironic weeaboo thinks his recent obsession is in danger because of a single French game

Nigga I hate western slop

And yet you're praising the westiest of westslop right now. Curious.

Parrying in vidya never makes any sense since every single game has different timings. I could shield parry literally everything in Dark Souls 1 and yet I had to watch guides on how to do that on Elden Ring, turns out it was completely different
In expedition 33, I'm parrying paper mario style, by simply hitting the parry button right before the damage would register, completely ignore your own animations. You can also just dodge since it's the exact same shit as parrying but easier, only drawback is that you don't get free AP nor the free damage if you do it perfectly

Yeah, go down this hallway, then go to the water hallway, then go to the red tree hallway...

Great, you're also an illiterate nigger. It's as linear as literally any other JRPG, which is what this game is trying to do.

You get 3 different paths right at the start of the tree, therefore it's not linear you retard. The tree also only gives you new active battle skills and you can only equip 6 of them. It's not like ubislop or other games where you unlock 5% + damage and then 20% + damage later as a twist. You get enough freedom to unlock the skills that you want asap

new AA game made by a new studio nobody heard about

game releases

people play it and find out its good so they talk about

THIS IS LITERALLY A FUCKING PSYOP

This game has kino art direction

It's generic European fantasy style with a slight French flair to it. It's nothing special.

luminous is now UE

BARRY, COME FORTH

Its hilarious this game is more JRPG than recent Final Fantasy games.

I knew this game was going to make this shithole seethe

I like the game because it reminds me of FFX and Dragoon, I like that the women are pretty cute and even hot with the swimsuits, I like the ost, I like that the protagonist isn't some burnout deadbeat or a twink faggot. I like the parry mechanics even if I think they need to be balanced a bit more since they feel overtuned a little. I like the visual presentation. Finally I like that a western dev actually looked at the genre of jrpgs and actually tried to create something fun and interesting rather than making another wrpg slop. I also like Sekiro.

game not available on Switch target of a smearing campaign on release

Curious how this just keeps happening.

There is literally nothing about Goy Obscura that makes it a JRPG.

It being turn-based does not make it a "JRPG", especially not when they ruined it with FromSlop mechanics.

If CDPR suddenly announced the Witcher 4 would be turn-based, that doesn't make it a JRPG all of the sudden.

As linear as any other JRPG.

This is one dungeon from SMT V, which is one of the weaker entries in the franchise. I accept your concession, bitch. And yeah, I realized you were talking about the skill trees after I posted instead of me complaining about how linear the level design was too. Well, the skill trees are even worse, man. Are you seriously defending Assassin's Creed Odyssey level skill trees?

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That looks like fucking shit. Are you blind? Have you actually played this game?

is barry seething cause of this game?

generic European fantasy

Anon this isn't an oblivion thread

IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE ICKY ANIME GAMES MADE BY JAPANESE CHUDS!

literally nobody is saying this

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I like that the women are pretty cute and even hot with the swimsuits

None of them are cute, they look like AI-generated slop like the devs just went to ChatGoyPT and told it "make me a pretty lady!!". They all have generic pornstar/instagram thot face.

Anon that looks like shit, have you even played 33?

hmm i dont see anything wrong with adding parry/dodge qte. Seems like it would make the game more engaging.

This is one dungeon from SMT V

literally walking from one room to another with the occasional dead end you stumble upon on the way

Anon, the "smear campaign" isn't against the game, but journos/the devs themselves manufacturing a rankly ridiculous narrative about how JRPGs are a dead-end genre with no good releases and that this is the one game that will immediately breathe new life into it.

see

Everybody currently shilling this "game" makes a point of saying how it's so much better than Final Fantasy/Persona/Metaphor/insert any other actual JRPG here.

I think the girls are cute, but if you don't then we can agree to disagree, unless you are actually just ragebaiting.

i don't think you've genuinely looked at anything ai generated

where exactly are the journos or devs saying this?

I have only seen people say its better than Final Fantasy, you are making shit up because yes, it is not "the best jrpg ever made", but its really good.

It's generic European fantasy style with a slight French flair to it. It's nothing special.

Name 3 recent RPGs that have a better atmosphere than this game. Shouldnt be too hard if it's nothing special, right?

The free damage and free ap is the problem, you basically have to parry to play efficiently otherwise you are brute forcing it. There will definitely be a patch that adjusts the parry system

It's generic European fantasy style with a slight French flair to it. It's nothing special.

I need more games that look like this, please tell me more.

I don't know, I just beat this enemy that had 3 attacks in a row, and each hit of his combos one-shot me, plus I barely dealt any damage.
It was super fun and satisfying.
And how did you not expect this, it's literally one of the game's most important aspects. Did you just buy the game, because you liked a screenshot, without seeing any gameplay?

13 minutes

69 parries

Lol. I got 5 levels after this.

I think there should be more varied qte's for the skills. Like how all of your skills in Paper Mario had something different.

It's literally only FF getting dogged on, because modern FF is garbage

I did my part.

erm saar, please redeem post of games that look better in recent years saar.

Metaphor ReFantazio
Shin Megami Tensei V Vengeance
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth

This game basically is final fantasy and it’s the best final fantasy since X. It’s not persona at all the battle ui resembles persona but the game is different

Best FRPG of all time

I'll take it.

They arent very subtle.

I need more games that look like this, please tell me more.

Play literally any WRPG released since like 2010.

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Metaphor ReFantazio

KEK, ill give you smt though

rebirth

lolno

Which one first?

nobody, not a single soul, talking about this game

Well that's straight up incorrect. It's been on my radar for like a year. You're just out of touch and angry at the world.

None of those are even close sorry

Give 2 examples saar, must look better saar

Everybody currently shilling this "game" makes a point of saying how it's so much better than Final Fantasy/Persona/Metaphor/insert any other actual JRPG here.

No, Persona 5 and Metaphor were good. FF16/rebirth are the ones that suck.

Heres another angle. It happens so fast its hard to screenshot on the deck.

Do you think they ever get frustrated that they have spent the past 3 years losing every single fight they started?

So you all admit you don't actually like JRPGs or Japanese games in general.

Wrong, most people are praising it for not being wokeslop, not being a live service game, and being made by ex-Ubisoft devs who jumped ship. The gameplay is more akin to P5 x soulslike dodging mechanics with a bit of SMRPG timed hits mixed in. I've seen more people compare its presentation and gameplay to older FF games like 9 or 10, and only shit on modern FF titles that were never good to begin with.

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Name 3 recent RPGs that have a better atmosphere than this game

BG3
Witcher 3
Divinity Original Sin 2
Elden Ring
Stardew Valley
Cyberpunk
Vampire Survivors
Undertale
POE
FNV

you can upskirt? erm kino?

Wrong, most people are praising it for not being wokeslop

Not that I care about culture war bullshit, but it is woke. The devs made a point of putting black and asian people EVERYWHERE in the game.

Stardew Valley

Vampire Survivors

Undertale

Holy fuck you are retarded, he asked for better not worse?

I like all those games just Clair obscur is better simple as

Ok Ranjeet.

My favorite games of all time are Xenogears, FF6, Chrono Trigger and Romancing SaGa 2. I like jrpgs more then you nu fag. Lurk another 5 years lil bro.

Not that I care about culture war bullshit, but

I’ve been silently waiting for its reception on release because frog JRPG seems like pure kind in theory. Saw good reviews, pirated it and bought 30 minutes after. The only psyop here is op doing mental gymnastic instead of accepting the fact that some people still love games out here.

Post yourself buying the game

Only RS2 is a "real" JRPG among the ones you listed thoughever.

recent

better

Metaphor better looking

OHNONONONONO

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I like jrpgs, I hate FF7 compilation garbage

Post screenshot of receipt or lame and gay for life

using SMT5's """"dungeon"""" design as a fucking example

I fucking hate you tendies so fucking much holy shit. That shit is genuinely fucking worse than anything that Expedition 33 has to offer, but of course you don't know that you because you only watched your favorite streamer play it

I'll just shit on SMT5's

dungeon

instead because fuck you

First of all, there's 0 random encounters so all you do is run. You also have a huge ass minimap that reveals a huge area around you at all times, meaning that even the dead ends are worthless to the dungeon's mape design. The only issue is the occasional Kali that might catch you on a corridor, which literally doesn't even matter because you're already at the end of the game and have probably already used all of the ~20 guaranteed grimoires that you get through the game to cap the protagonist to level 99. Then there's the stupid ass square rooms with the time stop gimmick that have 0 fucking depth. Anything in expedition 33 is objectively because you don't have a minimap, there was even one item in the underwater dungeon that I decided to abandon and pick it up later since I had no idea how to get it thanks to the lack of minimap.

Seriously, why did you even fucking post that garbage? I fucking loved SMT5 but I'm still mad that Vengeance didn't cut that shitty ass trash dungeon

b-b-b-but it's one of muh weaker entries

Then fuck off and go replay sector Eridanus

Holy btfo

I don't, it's boring.

It's just hilarious seeing Anon Babbletards performing mental gymnastics after complaining that Metaphor was "woke" for having ethnic diversity and story themes relating to racism, but somehow Clair Obscura is "anti-woke" despite having the ethnic makeup of 2025 Paris slums.

Rebirthfag trying to call people jeets for not wanting this

funny

It's femchud

Rebirth, FFXVI and SaGa 2 mog this game, are you kidding?

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black NPCs in one part of the game and the only named one dies five minutes after showing up to offer you booze

Asians are somehow woke when they are considered white in commiefornia

thank you I was going to say she has a sad ass bit after seeing second pic, she has a cute ass

graphicsfag exposing himself

I don't care about how many polygons or highly-detailed hair follicles your Frenchoid slop has, art style is more important. And Metaphor DEMOLISHES Goy Obscura in terms of art style.

I just hate how shit this runs on the deck. I can get 30-40fps on low preset with balanced scaling quality. Im also using proton-ge and decky framegen. Doesnt help that the parrying is sekiro-tier difficulty.

Are you supposed to leave some encounters until NG+? Some enemies, like noires, have a fuckton of health, so while it's possible to beat them with capped damage, it's going to take hours.

SaGa 2 is the only game that mogs Expedition 33 and that's a good remake, 16 and Rebirth are genuine dogshit compared to 33.

FFXVI

rpg

Man I am so glad Anon Babble has finally opened their eyes about Slop Obscur. I understand some of you having buyer's remorse kek

A'right, Im downloading it from that fitgirl dude website.
I hope it's fun

it's another "game gets popular so Anon Babble thinks it's a psyop" episode

sick of the reruns

Sorry bwo, this game is gonna be talked about on daily for the next year, you lost kek.

Artificial thread, Im convinced most of (You) are bots and Anon Babble did die

Bro a doo

I doubt it's even genuine. Just bait that guarantees replies. They do for every single new game.

it's the same deluded rebirthfag shitting up every RPG thread

Lol cope, discussion will be dead by the end of next week, meanwhile Rebirth threads are STILL going strong. And some of you retards actually thought this would come close to Kinobirth, kek

I don't

blatantly race-baiting in his previous post as if the only antidote to woke agenda pushing/pandering is exclusively white nationalism for some reason

You actually have no idea what wokeness is, do you?

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Based real anon, I kneel

Let me walk you through here

Good graphics

Pseudohistorical setting that isn't one I've played six million times

Setting is not based on what Japs wrongly thought was still hot in America 5 years ago

TURN BASED

I was just waiting for confirmation on

trannies, pronouns, and African MCs

Maybe I consoomed too fast but after 48 hours with a neglible PPM reading, I boughted.
OP seems like a sony weeb guard but then he checked a literal modless Bethesda game. I can't decide which would be more embarrassing.

And Metaphor DEMOLISHES Goy Obscura in terms of art style

Nope.

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buyer's remorse on a free game

ok

Hell, I pirated both E33 and shitbirth and the only remorse that I have is regarding shitbirth since that cancer is fucking 110GB big compared to E33's 40GB
I'm trying to rush through shitbirth just to free up space but it's simply too fucking dull

Yes, I hated part 1 and STILL decided to play part 2. And I'll also definitely play part 3 against my will once it comes out since I am a fucking retard

Kinobirth

Omg lol

only 500k copies sold

What an amazing flop, I bet those reviews were paid for too

What buyers remorse? The only thing im annoyed with is how unoptimized it runs on the deck without tinkering around for playable framerate. The game itself is good besides the parrying mechanics but that's a skill issue.

Wow you guys weren't kidding saying the frenchies made the rebirth cucks go full melty.

Nah it's gonna have sub-10k players and 0 threads within 2 or 3 months.

And you can forget about GOTY. That's going to GTA VI, 100%.

tendies are suddenly defending rebirth now because the shitch 2 is getting the part 1 fagmake

oof

GTA ain’t out till 26 and is slop anyway

Looks like any AI generated slop you could find on the front page of Rebbit. Lmao.

This isn't about console warring, fag. Clair Obscur will probably get a Switch 2 port anyway. Don't act like your faggy "game" is somehow so magnificent it can't run on that hardware.

Rebirth releases on Steam

tsundere anons play it and reakize its the best game of all time

Anon Babble finally plays Expedition 33

realize its shit

We win again, bros, cant wait for the Switch 2 ports

erm

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OY VEY

I smell a melty incoming

Nobody really plays JRPGs (as in actual JRPGs) on PC, you'd want to be checking PS5 numbers if you want any legitimate data here.

And watch when both FF7 Remake and FF7 Rebirth outsell Clair Obscur on Switch 2 alone when they release there.

uhhh it's been 3 months bro that's like 3 years

Why is everyone talking about Rebirth?
It's a good game too but why doe sit have anything to do with 33?
The shitfliging at each other is a very mentally unstable look. Don't you guys have like girlfriends or something to spend time with instead of whatever this is?

33 hit 98k and might pass 100k this afternoon, absolute annihilation for the rebirth fags kek.

Clair Obscur will probably get a Switch 2 port anyway

Cyberpunk 2077 (a literal PS4 game) is struggling to hit 30FPS. Literally fuck off you retarded ass portbegger

Nobody played rebirth on PS5 though

just beat chromatic hexga

If Cyberpunk 2077 and FF7 Rebirth (yes it's basically confirmed at this point even though it's not announced) can have Switch 2 versions, then literally any game can. Nobody said they have to run at 60fps.

Rebirth did so poorly on PS5 they had to port it to PC as fast as possible and it still flopped, Square was literally in melty mode. Sorry bwo but the 33 chads btfo you.

because the "fake JRPG" fag took his mask off and started concernposting about rebirth again

years old game port vs fresh game

Nice cope, faggot. Only reason Expedition threads are still a thing is because everyone is busy trashibg it

fake jrpg

huh?

Wow it flopped that hard on pc? Will Square even make the 3rd?

I see, I see. Those trees are truly a work of art.

Grim.

uh oh melty, you can always smell it

yes it's basically confirmed at this point even though it's not announced

You mentally ill tendies aren't even getting a cloud version of shitbirth unlike what happened with KH3. Cyberpunk and FF7 part 1 are PS4 era games. Shitbirth is a PS5 era game. Guess which game isn't coming to the shitch

I know that you faggot tendies are all uppity since you have no games to play, but that's no reason to come and shit up these threads.
Hell, hundred line last defense released at the same day as E33 and it's also on the switch, go play that shit instead you faggot.

Kill yourself chartsposter

years

*11 month old port for a game no one played

can’t make good game

pay marketing 400 million

all they do is say “no it’s good chud” on every site

The story is fucking stupid and literally the story of Demon’s Souls. Completely unoriginal. If the dialogue was more interesting than “Wow this is serious” then maybe someone would care.

The story is fucking stupid and literally the story of Demon’s Souls

AI generated post

demon souls

nigga what?

demon souls

story

lol. Lmao

You are not sending your best

Agreed. It feels like RPG devs have nearly all lost the ability to tell a compelling story. The last game to deliver a great plot was Rebirth but that story is also decades old now...

I love kohaku, after I finish 33 I will replay moon novel remake.

looks like that tranny wannabe persona clone, just with jank/lower production values that ff clone - don't believe for a second the story 'is so much better than japshit' that bar is like below the ground

youtube.com/watch?v=nqCRnOI3Tuk

yfw

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actual JRPG developers like Atlus

persona gothic is still turn based

I was interested in it from its reveal, but i had no idea that it released until Anon Babble came back so that's my excuse. It actually timed itself nicely since i just finished XCX:DE.

I am going to play it either tonight or tommorow when I finish playing Hundred Line

turn based

Uh oh anon wont like that you showed proof, jannies delete this NOW

even if it was true that nobody cared before release it still doesn't mean that people who do care after release are shills you fucking retard
we knew its a turn based AA game with interesting premise from a new studio, thats it
now that its out people have played it and thought that its pretty good so they are talking about it
even more so because its in gaypass so a lot of people get to try it

It's not marketing, schizo. It's like 10% because it's a good game on its own and 90% because Final Fantasy has been shit for so long and people want to rub a game that does FF better in SE's face.

Nice rewriting of history there, Atlustroon. Most people here are shitting on the game.

nobody, not a single soul, talking about this game

You're an imbecile. Kill yourself. We've had multiple Expedition 33 threads on Anon Babble up to the point when Anon Babble went down. Kill yourself and spare us your stupidity.

It looks good. Already pirated and might play some today

I have been excited for this game ever since the reveal trailer at TGS or whatever. Fuck off loser. I've wanted this game since FF11/12/13/14/15/16/7R
ONLY Lost Odyssey filled they void. The real 13. This is the real 15.

I'm just at the start of Act 2
Guys did they... did they pull a fucking Aerith on us?
Is Gustave really dead?
I can't... i'm in full cope mode now

This game looks like boring shit and the graphics are garbage as well. I don't get it either.

anti Final Fantasy still salty

Would think you are Barry but you atleast you type correctly.

92% positive on steam

negative reviews are almost exclusively people getting filtered by parry and dodge system

Metaphor is worse than this game in every way outside of length. Metaphor is paper thin characters, paper thin RACISM story, basically just persona with less highschool dating garbage
This is like FF10 with SH2 type exestentionaliam

literally no one said the this week quote op stop making shit up.

I'm not anti final fantasy, I liked 16 and 7rebirth a ton. They're still not what ive wanted from this genre for two decades and this game is. Sorry that bothers you. Your autism is not my problem

turnbasedslop fags getting uppity again

GRIM

anon, Last Story and Fantasian are 14 and 15

rebirthtroon pretending his game is relevant again

Is this the most blatant psyop in the recent history of gaming?

Probably. It doesn't look like anything special and the gameplay also looks boring.

Shill threads dying

actual discussion threads with people realizing they bought the latest FOMO staying on page 1

Vidya is healing.

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Final Fantasy has been shit for so long and people want to rub a game that does FF better in SE's face.

Turn-niggers cry themselves to sleep every night over Remake and Rebirth, don't they? kek

Final Fantasy is never going to be turn-based ever again, because you turn-niggers don't buy turn-based games. Not even Expedition 33 hit #1 on Steam, not to mention that it is already falling in the charts.

This game is so fucking good.

I'm literally drowing in Pictos I can't hold all these dank mechanics, and i'm doing all kinds of crazy strats and then they work. The game looks gorgerous. The performances genuinely feel compelling due to a specific direction that is surprisingly rare in video games. The brush lads are amazing. The music is phenomenal. I have an entire party dressed as stereotypical mimes and the game is just fine with it.

im having a blast, but unironically

B-B-B-B-B-BAAAASED

He's now talking to himself

Grim. Losing GOTY will do that to some people, I guess.

shipped

kekaroni
still no number for rebirth btw

Bruh barely anyone knew about Clair until it dropped it’s gonna explode now

turn-niggers don't buy turn-based games.

True. That is why Like A Dragon dropped turn-based and has real-time combat again.

turns a profit minute 1

noooooo they lost no one will ever make games like this

Saar

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This game is so trash it made me reinstall Remake again. Will probably play that and Rebirth until Nightrein releases

this is a chud game because i actually want to fuck the women, specially maelle and the asian chick.

Turn-niggers cry themselves to sleep every night over Remake and Rebirth, don't they?

and 15
and 16
and every other fucking FF game SE has made in like 10 years because apparently they're allergic to turn-based shit now cuz they gotta pull in that Modern Audience™

That’s a normie game. We won’t get a chud game until there are no women, no browns, and the narrative affirms monarchy and racism

I for one welcome the new age of frpgs that this game will bring. Say goodbye to slimes and hello to mimes.

I don't understand what tis game is. Like I've heard its a turn based rpg but there's parries? Is it a Yiik-like?
What's the appeal? I mean that 100% earnestly, its hard to get a read on it

It’s 75% final fantasy 25 dark souls

Metaphor and SMTV are not better games.

Lmao. I mean, even if for the most retarded reason imaginable, you spent your money well, but you'll fully understand this later.

And yet here you are with the redhead loli renting free in your head shartytroon
BTW you lost

Faggot

Its a super Mario rpg like
In a nutshell they took a combat system that is really only used in pixel art indie games these days and put good graffics on top of it. It's also made by the French, one of the few countries other than Japan that is capable of good art direction.

The man baby brigade will never forgive SE for dropping turn-based for AAA titles. SE only felt obligated to do so, because turn-based fans don't actually buy turn-based games.

Most games are action based for that very reason. Even Nintendo pretends that turn-based doesn't exist.

Barry it's early morning in Melbourne this is not healthy for you! Please go to sleep.

HOLY SHIT THE BLESSED QUADS AND DIGITS

everybody hyped to buy skyrim again for the 15th time

wish there was a vidya board for non-retards :(

Is it fun

The environments look nice but the characters are so boring, my dick doesn't get hard anyone...

I think it is
reactionlets hate it though

Trannies are seething that Todd and Microsoft Won
And Bethesda gave E33 a raise in all social media to promote their game too because Todd loved it

He is fulfilling his promisse of burying Blizzard and SE for good

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fix your life loser

i have faith no one got filtered by paper mario

Sure thing bud

I literally can't stop playing it, just exploring dungeons thoroughly, running around the world map looking for optional bosses and so on.
If in doubt, pirate. Just remember, it's turn-based plus dodging/parrying, if you don't like either, you may not like it.

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Imagine being such a retarded zoomer that trash like YIIK is the first game you think about when someone says it's a turn-based RPG with timed inputs

just started act 2 and loving it

game is fucking amazing and the girls are fucking hot

SE is going to another five million copies of Remake for the Switch 2. I can already taste the salty tears of the SE haters. kek

No time for sex anon, you must destroy the Paintress!

just look how the girls are hot god damn

twitch.tv/distortion2

you’re right anon just buy skyrim again

Based, tell them my Nintenbro. That will teach them to make games that aren't on the Switch.

this wont be on switch? LMAOOOOOOO

Actually, they probably will optimise it for the Switch 2 later, I think they did mention they would like too. Not surprising, seeing how big a fan base that is.
But Nintendo fans don't care and they will shit on the game as long as they can't play it NOW.

Relationship level with ___ increased

I can't even tell if this is going to be relevant later or im getting gaslit into following this RPG trope

it'll almost certainly be on switch 2 at some point but yeah probably not on the first.

i mean this kind of game is perfect for a handheld like the switch and deck, just a comfy turn based rpg

RPGs

Once they port it to ue4 it might run on s2

i can't believe that French people beat the Japs at their own genre... crazy
this game is better than any JRPG release in like the past 10 years

No
Maybe
No
Maybe
LOL
No
LMFAO
LMFAO
No
No

new game comes out and is great

dozens of threads about it

contrarians emerge from their slumber because they're "annoyed" by the "spam" of a new game (???) and come shitpost

and the cycles continues

It is relevant because they are how you unlock gradient skills.

its mostly butthurt weebs that can't accept that westerners can make good JRPGlikes

So is this game worth a month of gamepass or not?

lil zoomie learn to fucking torrent

Suffer Ubislop bitch

bruh just pirate it

I'm too old for that.

for sure

locked skills

fuckton of cosmetics

What do you think? Unless they went out of their way and added all this not to spoil stuff.

WARNNG: Do NOT play this game. It's like 10 hours long. NOT worth investing your time and energy in it. What the fuck were they thnking?

Alright.

Congrats you are witnessing Word of Mouth in real time. My normie ass kid brother who only plays Fornite and College Football is playing the game on Gamepass because his friend group( some of don't even have gamepass or Xbox) was raving about it and he asked me about it while i was playing. Hes 9 hours in.

Meds

Persona is 120+ hours. This slop isn't even close to Persona.

SMT 5 is goyslop

objectively better mode of consumption is "too much of a bother / too complicated"

ultranormie detected

Persona is 60 hours of fluff while Expedition 33 is 60 hours of tightly packed content what are you talking about?

20 hours at best.

They are.

Yeah, in the non-mainline games. Retard.

Liar

Haven't bought the game yet but a little worried upon hearing about the parry completely blocking all damage. Does it hurt the strategy element?

Meet'n fuck Kingdom, ofc

Clair is this year's BG3. Love the chud seethe.

There's plenty of stragegy but parrying is essential. You get one shot by hard bossess without parrying or dodging. It feels very rewarding to beat bosses with full hp afterwards.

Even Nintendo pretends that turn-based doesn't exist.

Pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world, let alone the best selling JRPG, and guess what type of combat it uses.

But this game is chudcore no? No fags and trannies, beautiful men and women, good story, no politics, ec.

Chuds are the ones complaining about it. They've become a mindless angry mass no different than the SJW Wokies they hate. Digging to find something "woke" about this game.

Party is 75% roastie. Nigger npcs. No pantsu. No dating. White males are killed. Emotional fee fee movie game. Gay couples. Very woke

Xenoblade enjoyer here.
Just finished my play through of XBXDE last week and now I'm enjoying E33.

SEX WITH LUNE

She’s a dyke

i can fix that

cannonically fucked and sucked Gustave

dyke

lol

We had threads about this game months prior to it's release date. A bunch of us were anticipating it and genuinely excited for it. Stay mad, gook. The age of jrpgs are over.

Nope

I'm not going to buy this shit full price, but I find it hilarious how Square and Yoshi P spent years saying no one wants to play turn based RPGs anymore and that action combat was how JRPGs were always "meant to be played". Then all these turn based games come out selling more than modern final fantasy slop lmao

being a paid whore means she is interested in (You) for anything other than taking your money and leaving you destitute and damned

lol lmao

Square Enix is a joke and yoship is washed up. Shadowbringers was his magnum opus everything else is on a decline.

you're projecting your women issues

Endwalker 6.0 was still great then he checked out to work on xvi and follow ons

it funny how this game is like 5x better than FF16 and 15 combined

hundreds of millions

Citation required or kys

I spoiled the ending and hate when games do shit like that, but I guess I can enjoy the ride. I want optimistic RPGs, damn it.

Anon?? You are the one simping for a lesbian who will never reciprocate. If you don’t have an issue with modern women you are a libshit simp cuck

better than your dogshit óblivióhhnn. no one gives a fuck about frog faced faggots and gameplay design from the 90's

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This thread is so funny after playing Emerald Beyond a little earlier. More modern jrpgs could take a few things from that combat yet noone but like 1-2 people on this board bring it up. Im also convinced that if Square ever goes back to pure TB for FF, it may not even top that game unless they bring in its battle designers.
Either way, E33 is a great game but it does nothing new in the landscape, and Square still makes fantastic TB games

Lune is not a real person anon.

Emerald Beyond is criminally underrated, the battle system is peak

"I cried at the intro"

" EMOTIONAL story about loss"

No thanks, that sounds like some pussy shit for girls

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It's just a damn good game.

E33 has better graphics and a much better story, it's not even close.
But SMTVV has overall better gameplay; combat has way more depth and there's like an infinite number of strategies you can pull off. Exploration and movement in SMTVV is better by far.
Soundtracks are about on par.

Both are excellent games, but which game is better for you depends on what you value more; story or gameplay.

Even more pathetic that you simp for a fake

ITT: OP realises he is a normie and a slave to traditional marketing media

get free think'ed on lmao.

the women are wrong and the men are right. You didn't play the game.

buy a fucking ad what the fuck

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competently made turned-based RPG

nice visuals and music

attractive characters

no annoying millennial writing

$50 base price in 2025

still have to bitch

why are you niggers like this

Good game releases

Devs: i consent

Customer: i consent

Fucktard with protagonist syndrome who thinks hes the main character of real life: UMMMM ISN'T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK???

Forgive the dogshit screenshot but you can also peek at the dancers pantsu, too.

There was no gender based conflict. White men were simply replaced. 19th century France was depicted as full of niggers and Asians. All powerful god lording over the world was a roastie. Storyline about feefees. No racism. Woke garbage

ok this is epic

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post hand, show skin now

You first but nose, kike

There was no gender based conflict

yep, you said it, there's no politics in the game
glad you admit it

19th century France was depicted

it hasn't been france for over a century, you dumb nigger ape

We were having threads for months.

There is politics it’s roastie foid politics just no one challenges it. The ruler of lumiere is a fucking roastie. I agree it hasn’t been France since shitskins and foids overran it but that’s how it’s being depicted as if natural

I miss when we called Ikaruga an easy game

Kek, but more people are playing oblivion than this slop. Try again kiddo

it's a (guerrilla) marketing tactic
they do this every time here

Pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world, let alone the best selling JRPG, and guess what type of combat it uses.

Little baby's first combat system: Turn-based.

Ages 3 and up.

What does E33 have to do with Barry?

I don't like it, so therefore no one likes it!

Squeenixfags lost.

stay mad

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