What went so horribly wrong?

What went so horribly wrong?

Ultrahand and fusion
Also it being the same map I didn't feel like exploring again so I was skipping lots of landscape by flying.

your mother drinking during pregnancy probably

Pedophile thread

That will be $90 plus tip, goyim

You are a pedophile

I'm not but you are Indian which is arguably worse

Everyone hyped it up as the successor to BotW...and then the disappointment set in when they doubled down on a lot of things instead of improving on them.

The sky was an afterthought, after you leave the tutorial island, that's pretty much it; you need not worry about the sky anymore

The depths had potential but it's plagued with the same enemies except they have malice - I mean gloom and it's empty as shit

The base weapons are trash so you'll need to use the fuse mechanic and you can't even have fun with some of the items because they're one note or too weak, you'll be using silver horns as soon as you get them if you want to do any real damage

The construct parts are redundant. Fun once in a while, but redundant. Better have enough batteries and don't have too much much fun, you'll lose your creation before long

Shrines don't stick out like a sore thumb but they're still nothing special

Dungeons are just turn on these five switches at the same time

Mineru was especially redundant

Weapon durability especially makes fusion tedious, a gauge should be present and it shouldn't deplete so quickly

Because of the point above, rewards aren't worth obtaining. You'll get a weapon you can't carry or a material you can get elsewhere

The continuity from BotW is virtually non-existent. One mention of the calamity and acknowledging that the source of malice - I mean gloom was underneath Hyrule Castle. Otherwise you need not play BotW to enjoy TotK, and that may have been intentional

The Switch 2 version of this and BotW means we're stuck with these games and mechanics/world for a few more years.

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Why are you such a pedophile?

Did your buzzword get filtered? Looks like it.
Wanna contribute and have an actual discussion this time around?

Everyone hyped it

I don't even know why. It was fairly obvious it would suck when the trailers showed the exact same world and refused to show any substantive content awaiting players in the Depths. It was obvious there would be nothing there and a large portion of the game was just copy/paste.

Genshin mogs this shit

Anon Babble goes down two weeks

the schizos are already here and jannies are letting them shit up the place

those assholes learned nothing from the hack and still let this place fester in shit

Total pedophile meltdown

It was good so nothing

why would they "learn" anything

it's obvious there's some tranny in the staff who protects this ugly schizo don't know if it's because of console warring butthurt or because they consider that his garbage threads are good because they create traffic but there's no reason for it to change

I think we can all agree op is a pedophile

It was DLC disguised as a full game

guess there's nothing to do but shit up his threads in response then, until his faggot pocket janny bans me

Notice he's not using his usual buzzword. That alone tells me enough.

Why are you such a mentally ill pedophile?

Why are you using pedophile code words?

what did you do with yourself for the two weeks Anon Babble was down? seethe and schizopost about nintendo on 8 chan or the other altchans like a console warrior faggot?

How many TotK cope threads have you made today schizo?

well yeah, it's a thread about a nintendo game
of course trannoid nonces are gonna crawl out of the woodwork to tirelessly defend it

Shitty open world over carefully crafted small world

Pedophile Eric thread

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?

QRD on Eric?

I just played BOTW this year, put about 200 hours into it. I liked it, had a lot of fun.

I thought I was going to jump straight into TOTK afterwards but I cannot be arsed at all to play it. A lot of the new powers feel like work, like actually manual labour and I can't be bothered to do it. I'm like 6 hours in and have no desire to continue at all. Maybe in a couple years time.

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?

pic unrelated?

I can't go back to Zelda after trying Genshin. Zelda is just basically an open sandbox with no story and progression.

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?

This

Meant for this

The construct parts are redundant.

rewards aren't worth obtaining

The continuity from BotW is virtually non-existent

Yeah these are my biggest issues.

one thing that messed it up for me was that it was a continuation of the previous game in story and aesthethic but with a very jarring mechanic jammed in the middle of it.
every sword or shield ever made* is fucking wet toilet paper UNLESS you tape this cut off monster toe onto it for extra damage.
it kills any form of aesthetic cohesion and turns it into some off-brand lego experience

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Why are you a pedophile?

I feel scammed and I played it for free desu family