Master Chief VS Doom Slayer (Halo VS Doom) | DEATH BATTLE!

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Kirby would beat both

Trash.
Doomcucks still seething.

Several billion times faster than light

Did anyone actually expect a different outcome that wasn’t Doomguy winning?
Eh, Marathon Security Officer beats the shit out of both of them at the same time anyway.

wait john halo's name is actually john

Yeah. He’s a pretty cool guy and doesn’t afraid of anything.

nudoom guy vs nuhalo man

i'll pass

OH NO NO NO NO NO
Masterqueef bros what's our response??

ok

Gonna cry lil bro?

nah it's genuinely okay
arbiter was always cooler than master queef but he hasn't been in the games since 3
apparently he got killed offscreen in a book before the events of gaylo shitfinite

apparently he got killed offscreen in a book before the events of gaylo shitfinite

Excuse me what
Source now

not true

i said apparently because I don't know for sure
i remember seeing a brute in shitfinite that had what looked like a piece of arbiter's armor mounted as a trophy on his shoulder
there was a book where atriox fought the swords of diversity and won bigly
maybe that's where that brute got the his trophy

His creator was problematic so they wrote the character out.

how bad is your memory? that was locke's.

it was locke, arbiter and palmer
your bad faith attitude is unproductive

locke, arbiter and palmer

Since when?

that's just what i remember being discussed about 5 years ago when the pics were leaked by one of the toy companies

Gaylo cocksuckers have been awfully quiet since this gem dropped..

So you do indeed have bad memories?

Doomfags are quite quiet despite this shit dropping...

why is the quality so high and miss with these vids?

Their franchise is dead and buried and so are they
This video just hammered the truth even further
Nowadays Microsoft is even treating DOOM as its new "Halo", marketing wise
Can't be more cucked than that

My memory is fine. Your bad faith is a bit weird though. If you really give a shit, the leak happened around early july 2020. You can find the discussion in the /hg/ archives.

You're not even using the actual game, just toy leaks.

This was never a fair fight to begin with. Even Halofags know Doomguy is stronger. Samus vs Doomguy is a better match-up.

Where's big team battle then?
Doom's multiplayer was so bad they completely abandoned it.

Doom guy has no background story

How long before a tranny writer changes that?

Yeah because I didn't play the shitfinite campaign. That's why I said apparently in my first post. Sorry you missed that important detail. Regardless, the arbiter hasn't done anything in halo since 3, and even though he was neutered by the replacement writers after halo 2's crunch mindbroke the studio, he was still cooler than master chief.

h-hayai!

every single powerscaler is a brown thirdie.

skip to the fight

1000% sure le ebin redditslayer was gonna win so whatever

post-fight analysis

"erm actually these highly context-specific and telegraphed feats of agility and strength mean he can move at Mach 10 and punch 400 tons"

Yeah that's about what I expected

Doom died to me when the Jewish people in charge removed the religious aspect. Christian lore always is interesting in these types of games and they always ruin it and this comes from an atheist

look him up

Bitch, how is that even Palmer's helmet?

Doom died to me when the Jewish people in charge removed the religious aspect.

DOOM has quite literally never been about muh christian lore
Way to out yourself as a poser faggot

I don't see the point of trying to force an argument about it with a guy who's never seen anything other than a lego figure and admitted multiple times that he doesn't know for sure. You seem a little too emotionally attached to these characters.

Imagine if they ever do a Kratos vs Doomslayer fight. The scaling is gonna be utterly fucked beyond any semblance of sense

I just googled the figurine and found this

minor memes in the game like Doom Guy outrunning rockets and punching walls deliver the outcome

This is why these battles always suck. I agree with the outcome but its always retarded how they justify their logic at the end. Comic characters are always worse though because they always look for the one random story from one retard writer where the superhero goes full retard with their powers

game about hell demons is not about Christian lore

Death Battle aka context what's that

It should be based on and average scale in my opinion not "this character does one or two major things one time so that delivers the outcome"

You do realise it's not July 2020 right?

Yeah, and? What's your point?

I honestly don't think you would understand. You've demonstrated unparalleled retardation in this thread today.

nuhalo vs nudoom rematch

I think the only people that care about this are the redditors that got assblasted the first time

revs minigun

holds A

nothin personell, zoomies

Alright it's been 13 fucking years. He won. You can stop bitching about how unfair it was now.

Yes, now I can start gloating instead

I, Doom SISSY, JOBBER of the universe, humbly kneel to:

Master CHAD-sama, the greatest FPS protagonist and my master.

Quake Ranger-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Security Officer-sama, who I will never become stronger then.

Duke Nukem-sama, who my daddy warned me about.

B.J. CHADkowicz-sama, who easily manhandled me like the lowly chud I am.

Samus-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Soap-sama, whose noob tube crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Ranger-sama's children anymore like I wished to.

Guardian-sama, whose paracausal abilities gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Master CHAD-sama can't compare.

Gordon CHADmen-sama, whose gravity gun I am afraid of.

Hell is not a christian thing.

It was the way it was presented here in the older games.

Other religions have a concept similiar to hell but when you literally use the word "hell" you are referring to one and only.

Wait a second...
so these threads are just /dbs/ of Anon Babble?

Implying they aren't the same posters too

Oh wait, i'm on Anon Babble, the Anon Babble thread is a few tabs on the right
The question still stands.

I honestly don't think you would understand.

You posted lego shit that you barely even remembered.

Doesn't Sam have a black hole grenade in 4? That would kill Doom slaya instantly

Son beats his Dad and his Mother so hard that both has to go back to training

Father comes back stronger than both and kicks his son's ass so hard that he accepts the L

Mother decides to embrace what her husband did and becomes as OP as him

Doomguy is the perfect Father and Husband.

Humans are Forerunners.

who you got

Is there some obscure one off comic where Jeff hurls the sun at someone or something like that where they will base his entire power level on?

john stalvern vs john halo

thats actually pretty kino

one anon mentioned that he ate the infinity gauntlet and looks like he did
youtube.com/shorts/xhw1kwSmGnQ

They made John look like a pampered white boy and Doom Guy look like a big bad dirty takin' nyigguh!

There it is. He will win and they will cite this as the reason

REMINDER
KEKTANA IS NOW DOOMCHAD'S BITCH

Doom zoomies think doom slayer could survive being nuked with a Nova bomb(planet buster from halo franchise). They think he is actually invincible and can kill God, despite being easily killed by even an imp if he isn't careful. So yeah obviously he can survive a black hole, duh! Are you not aware he is literally too angry to die?

yes but somehow even worse

Cope fucking harder and keep rubbing it to Cortana

Doom Slayer was the better man

Do you think they would ever be retarded enough to make a Doom/Halo crossover. They have access to both IPs but you think they will?

A Father has to beat the crap out of his son

Chief didn't get his power of luck

Finding an organised army is somehow less valuable then fighting a mindless horde

Not taken into account what is actually needed to survive a drop from space

The strongest and most powerful FPS character of all time. Kneel.
Master Chief lost.
Ranger lost.
Marathon Security Officer lost.
Duke Nukem lost.
Caleb lost.
Lo Wang lost.
BJ Blazkowitz lost.
Gordon Freeman lost.
Adrian Shephard lost.
V1 lost.
Postal Dude lost.
Point Man lost.
John Blade lost.
Serious Sam lost.
Daniel Garner lost.
Shelley Harrison lost.
Joshua Fireseed lost.
Leonard lost.
Nomad lost.
Tommy Tawodi lost.

>Chief didn't get his power of luck

thats bigger bullshit than anything the slayer could had in his disposal right there
if death battle used that like they did with kratos then you the fallout would been horrific

I don't even know how far this "power of luck" goes, I just heard he has it

Did they use stats from Book Chief?

They've already rejected the idea IIRC.

John Master Chief Petty Officier 117

John 1:17: For the law was given through Moses; grace and truth came through Jesus Christ.

the demon slayer killed an allegory of jesus

And here I though the slayer was a christian cuck

No but it might not even have mattered because mostly it came down to the BFG and the crucible as Chief has no way to deal with those

his "power of luck" is the player's intervention in gameplay
in lore MC was always naturally lucky to the point of it being outright unnatural and bullshit, outside of extremely specific circumstances it's usually his luck that got him out of trouble.

Yeah that does sound like bullshit that you can't translate

Yeah, that is his special thing because he isn't the smartest, fastest, strongest or any kind of specialized spartan. He's very average among his fellow spartans but its his "luck" that allowed him to become what he is, halo 3's intro makes that clear.
youtube.com/watch?v=snufN7YTUTI

When convenient. Like mentioning he can outrun a cheetah.

fpbp

With or without the power armour?

The difference is 300 kg/700lb

My metric says that anyone who beats Kirby is a terrible character and should be thrown into a memory hole

It wouldn't have mattered because they used game stats for Doomguy's speed.

Was Chief given access to the full arsenal of UNSC weaponry? In Halo 1 he escapes the pillar of Autumn in a longsword, so I assume he can pilot it. Can't see how Doomslayer could counter a nuke being dropped on him from a longsword. The havok nuke he uses in halo 4 is probably the strongest weapon he uses in game and its able to be fired from a longsword. Obviously it wouldn't be fair, but if you are going to do a legit death battle then you should give both combatants their full arsenal. Anything less then that is invalid.

Doomguy has a mech that could just crush a Longsword.

There will be a day someone says "Kirby would beat x" and then everyone says "no"

chief beat doomguy in the first episode

halo started to suck

doom had a glorious return

doomguy beat chief in the second episode

guys...

Sure it does, the difference in kinetic energy is massive

Anon Babble is just DC powerlevel spam

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd the fun Death Battle threads are over for now

video mentions doomguy being related to bj

show bj from the new wolfenstein games

when the relation would only work with the classic bj

every fucking time youtubers bring this up, they do it wrong

i don't know why this made me laugh

I didn't get the Kirby vs Boo death battle. I remember Kirby being so weak he can get killed by apples falling out of tree. Those death battle niggas really expect me to believe Kirby is some kind a god like being? Seemed like they were REALLY stretching his "feats". Those got to be some really heavy apples of something.

much prefer that over the failed adult millenials talking about baby cartoons and "i can't adult" bojack horseshit and beanmouth tumblrshit number 5973593571
when ralph bakshi dies, there won't be a pinned thread for him

I thought classic BJ is also the new BJ, just like with Doomguy also being Doomslayer

Better than endless Simon wank

you just dont understand alright
this pillar is traveling at the fastest possible speed being faster than faster than light

classic bj has 2 polish parents, is from milwaukee, married marie julie petersen and had a son who became a show host
this was already covered in the official wolf 3d strategy guide

i can't adult" bojack horseshit

Don't think thats what Bojack was about

I remember Kirby being so weak he can get killed by apples falling out of tree.

Kirby got stronger since then
And then Kirby was revealed to be some sort of cosmic entity born after the creation of the universe with eldritch powers

only thing that chief beats the slayer is with the AI

the thing that mattered the less and ALSO backfired with how Cortana disabled VEGA

you can really tell who here is from Anon Babble and who are crossboarding Anon Babble autists from the death battle general they have

and then Kirby was [LITERAL HEADCANON AND FANFICTION THAT IS CONTRADICTED BY PAYING ATTENTION]

VOID IS NOT CANON
HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT NEED TO BE REPEATED

well masterchief was on a fighting game on the 360
street fighter is a fighting game
and SF4 was on the 360

so master chief lost because they hate street fighter

I learned my lesson after Mega Man death battle: this shit is so retarded they're basically hamfisting excuses for their flash/blender animations and there isn't really any reason to care at length about anything beyond that.

hey man megaman.exe moves faster than the speed of light and can escape black holes because this science lab wallpaper means he clearly can travel through space

I mean, if you want to be pedantic, that's Nicole-458, some random SPARTAN-II with no real character or history cooked up for the crossover. But by all accounts, same armor and augmentations, presumably the same training, so the physical aspects all match up.

alright
A SPARTAN from the halo universe was on Dead or alive 4

still a connection to street fighter

so it counts

not anymore when the head of chief was removed from its neck

I remember when they buffed DIO hard by giving him FTL movement then used a non canon game they previously said they wouldn't use for GER in Joker vs Giorno.

Yet another horrific mismatch. The only reason they made this was because new lore rendered the old one irrelevant and people were probably seething at them.

kirby is the strongest being ever created in fiction anon

because doesnt matter how strong you are
you have to fight HIM + him wtih YOUR powers

is basicaly you + 1

no but he did pilot a mech using GIGA drill breaking confirming that kirby has acess to the Indomitable Human Spirit

and before anyone whines

INFINITE + ONE

I mean, he did kill God in his game, anon.

part of me was worried that they where going to lorewank chief to a win like they did with Kratos but thankfully that didn't happen, maybe they learned their lesson from using his fight with Helios as a speed feat while the guy is lying down crippled. Should be an easy win for Doomguy and it was.

Death battle

It's actually just popularity contests with their own bias

Remind me again why you faggots eat this shit?

if that's the case then choice scarf imposter ditto beat kirby every time. it copies kirby and any changes kirby has but is always faster than kirby

Guy with above average military armor and physical stats who kills aliens

Guy with superhuman attributes that has killed an actual god with his bare hands

If this was the real Doom Guy and not the overly special snowflake meme character, it'd be just as unbalanced. This was a one-sided fight no matter what.

making friends at gunpoint isn't exactly friendship

not even close to a fair fight, 99% of the time one guy would just obliterate the other in a second or two

actual fight presented as mostly fair until they run out of animation budget

This slop never changes

AND that is why people were butthurt with Asura vs Kratos

superhuman attributes that has killed an actual god

Slayer hasn't shown any concrete feats of strength beyond rhthe capacity to destroy something like an office complex, and the god in question was susceptible to damage dealt by guns that could also be wielded by normal humans

but punching the blocks

Is a purely contextual gameplay mechanic. That's like saying Kratos having to button mash to open gates supercedes him overpowering an ear clap from Cronos

His feats of strength are punching skulls until they explode.

this

No, it was because the scaling was just fucked on that one. Kratos is strong, yes, but going back to what I said here before I saw your reply his raw strength is somewhere in the 8.5 million ton range on the low end based off the clash with Cronos (I roughly calculated Cronos' size and scaled a similarly built boxer's punch output to that), and Saiyan saga Vegeta-ish on the very high end. i.e not omega super universal hyperversal omniversal level, which I fucking hate seeing mentioned at all

all these seethe over a shitty channel full of misinformation that people only discuss because their favourite character either wins or dies in a brutal way.

Honestly, sad they didn't pull the Chaingun calcs or the Plasma Gun Anti-shield feats.
Only thing outright wrong was VEGA. The guy isn't just "A Mining AI with no combat expetience", he's literally made from a guy who defeated Satan in combat. In addition, while he's debatably weaker than Cortana in AI form, he super couldn't
be hacked unless Cortana was in the same system as he was... which would require them to be aboard the Fortress of Doom. He's very much not in Doomguy's suit.

Can someone who isn't a Kirbyfag tell me how much Kirby wank is actually real? I stopped playing the games after epic yarn and outside of silly moments that are supposed to be jokes he doesn't do anything crazy in any of the games. Hell, he needs help from friends or a macguffin to deal with the big bad in almost every game I've played.

Is a purely contextual gameplay mechanic

So is Chief flipping an Elephant. Moreso, since it isn't required to progress the story like the Block punching is in Doom.

No shit, doomguy would be in hell refusing to leave until the demons are dead.

And Chief would be getting sucked off by the gravemind

here is the catch anonthere are no kirby fags

kirby is just a real exemple of that power man comic

If you want to be an absolute pedant about it, Chief never interacts with an Elephant. They only appear in multiplayer.

It was a cool episode. Very grounded as far Death Battle usually goes.
I wasn't ready to see them claim Master Chief can punch with the force of a universe or anything like that. I want more of these low level fights.

OH NO watch out an apple is falling from a tree!

Therefore it also shouldn't count. It's an inexplicable extreme countered by a sea of context that speaks otherwise

wtf are you doing? this is Anon Babble

the god in question was susceptible to damage dealt by guns that could also be wielded by normal humans

Purely a gameplay mechanic, sorry. He canonically wears indestructible armor.

She hacked Vega. So she probably took over the Fortress of Doom.
Guess who is trapped inside Hell?

The deceased corpse of the supersoldier who doesn't have Internguy to bring him back using the portal array on earth

So what that she can go "rampant" mode to the doom fortress? She's nothing to the slayer dude, nothing outside probably a halo firing would cause damage to the slayer.

not watching this but fictional "power scaling" is so fucking ridiculous I can't help but laugh. If there was a proper crossover between these two, it would start and end with them kicking alien and demon ass, they're both owned by microsoft and the MC has been microsoft's gaming mascot for nearly 3 decades now, you think they're gonna make him lose? Because that's the only opinion that matters.

Nu-Doom Guy has an entire copendium of lore now and it all fucking sucks. At this point I just want to ship him off to Warhammer and never look back.

Cortana

The AI exclusively trained on Forerunner-Derived systems who just wntered the Dark forest that is Maykr Tech, hunted by both Literal God and his Top Agent?
She's lucky that VEGA faked his death so that she could see the Chief for one last time.

did the sissyza-sama pasta give it away?

Master Chief is Doom Slayer's boss now. Cope more.

Master chief is a red smear on the Ground, and Cortana's going through a VEGA's Wild Ride, a Snuff Film directed by Samuel Hayden

Doom Slayer is Master Chief's boss now. Cope more.

Ftfy

This is really fucking gay.

nothing outside probably a halo firing would cause damage to the slayer.

The Slayer tanks this btw

turn off

turn on again

good as new

When he sucks anyone up and copies their abilities, he can do them perfectly and even BETTER than the person he copies. His sucking ability at max power is equivalent to a black hole too, so no escaping it either. His canon feats are universal level shit too.

alternative ending for the seething fans

after the bfg and spartan laser fire yet another portal appears

this one being blue (slipspace portal)

takes them both towards a halo's control room with a flood outbreak

some demons followed them

doomslayer that priority to the combat forms and demons

chief runs back and lets cortana activate the halo

doomslayer, unaware of whats going to happen, continues to battle while the chief is teleported away (to a presumably safe location)

halo fires, kills everything on it, including the slayer

chief teleports back, walks over the slayers corpse

shakes his head at what he and cortana had done

but they finished the fight

no matter the cost

Simon vs Kyle

DC jobbing AGAIN

Never played halo but

He's very average among his fellow spartans but its his "luck" that allowed him to become what he is

This sounds so fucking lame lol. If he's that much of a bitch they should've just pitted him against someone in his tier like one of those GoW guys.

THE SLAYER is only 90 gigatons, Kratos can chop down a tree

He's average for a SuperSoldier, he can still do badass shit but not something like Linda did once, who managed to shoot 7 Elite pilots right out of their airborne Banshee fliers one-handed and hanging upside-down from a cable.

You wank off to men, I think I know who's gayer.

master chief and doomguy wouldn't be fighting

you now remember the secret level guys wanted to have an episode of them both teaming up but microsoft shut down the idea

Covenant with Argent Energy

Flood with Argent Energy

Flood with Phazon and Argent Energy

they just hate making fanservice don't they

Master Chief isn't average for a Spartan, you media illiterate retard. So many of you dumbasses misconstrued Halsey's quote that it's become a complete joke.

Excuse to shitpost and sometimes the animations are fun like with Eggman VS Bowser

I dunno. We see him do shit like launching himself out of a space cannon without a scratch, punching monorails at high speed a fair distance in a single punch, and shatter giant chains restraining titan sized monsters with a punch

luck is a synonym for Destiny. He's another Marathon Security Officer of another world

this
its all so stupid

They offhandedly mention that but lowballed him hard as they wanted to give Chief something I guess. They kept it pretty grounded with Doomguy but that's probably because he didn't need the wank to win and they both generally operate as dudes with guns. It wasn't like Kratos VS Asura where Asura obviously outclassed him so they had to go full fanfic mode to satisfy Kratosfags and even then they went out of their way to make an alt ending because they knew Kratos winning would be bullshit to anyone with eyes

Guess who is trapped inside Hell?

Oh no, poor demons

Can they have a match up that isn't insanely one sided anymore or what?

Nothing makes me more White knuckle angry than when Wiz and Boomsticks Go animate avatars appear onscreen
Compare the fucked in the head old designs to the goy new ones

Trapped

He's busted out of hell fine before and besides he is where he wants to be.

literally no one defended that take lmao

Its only a biased popularity contest if my pick loses

Doom guy should win this. Spartans are ridiculously strong relative to real life, but relative to fictional settings halo is pretty grounded and restrained. They have some pretty good feats, but those are mostly with regards to tactics and operations rather than "he flipped a mountain ecks dee"
Doom is pretty close to the opposite of that, even before you do all the retarded powerwanking death battle always do

but relative to fictional settings halo is pretty grounded and restrained

As long as you don't read the forerunner books.

Death Battle is garbage made for NPCs. For one thing, when it comes to VS battles it's whoever the writer wants to win, win. The other thing is they completely ignored everything about Master Chief's actual canon lore.

ignores is luck and its ability to be reality-bending, probability negating, and breaking of Living Time (Forerunner concept of fate/events) that even the Endless are naturally attuned to meaning that Humanity are not the Reclaimers, the Endless are not the Reclaimers, only the Master Chief is the Reclaimer

ignores Master Chief's 100+ ton feat from the Shadows of Reach novel

ignoring maxed-out Master Chief from Halo Infinite in which he's able to cause shockwaves with his Grapple Shot melee combo (called First Strike)

misreads the Master Chief isn't the best at this when Chief is ONE of the fastest, smartest, and strongest Spartan

Master Chief is physically the strongest member of Blue Team as stated by Halo 5's Coop bio

doesn't use the entire weapon, vehicle, and grenade roster for the UNSC, Covenant, Banished, or Forerunners

Cortana takes down Vega but doesn't open a portal from Chief when she's known to being able to actually do that in canon

ignoring that Chief canonically fights very similarly like Samus Aran in terms of speed and acrobatics

ignores Chief's busted reaction time

follows what's not popular but who's the loudest online

is retarded enough to believe that what's stated on an echo chamber filled with autist is factual

ignores Hugo Martin stating that the Doom Slayer killed that Doom 2016 Titan in his Praetor Suit with his guns, not buck naked with his hands

thinks the Slayer is invincible when the lore says otherwise with gameplay being canon going by Hugo Martin himself

Death Battle was a mistake. They wouldn't even fight but team up, Chief would stay in the physical realm while the Slayer would go to Hell to kill more demons. Lastly, the Dark Lord and Icon of Sin weren't even at full power in Eternal.

Does that wank off the forerunners themselves or humanity/the covenant?
Because I'm very ok with the race that could build ring worlds capable of literally erasing life from the universe being power wanked a lot

You don't powerscale Master Chief just like you don't powerscale Batman

For one thing, when it comes to VS battles it's whoever the writer wants to win, win

So what. Its fun to talk about cool characters. You wrote 13 fucking lines doing just that.

Bungie's Halo is grounded, Microsoft's Halo was never grounded. In Microsoft's Halo, Master Chief has no equal in terms of any Spartan Generation. Microsoft calls him, the universe's greatest soldier. Master Chief is the Samus Aran of his universe literally.

>doesn't use the entire weapon, vehicle, and grenade roster for the UNSC, Covenant, Banished, or Forerunners

He can only carry 2 guns.

next fight

DCuck

tranime

What's funny about this is it wasn't Microsoft Corp. that said no to this, they were completely fine with it. It was Halo Studios (Microsoft subsidiary) that said no since it would break Halo lore and canon.

it would break Halo lore and canon.

Not everything have to be canon. I miss when we could have fun.

since it would break Halo lore and canon

The motherfuckers that signed off on the TV series were now suddenly worried about "lore and canon"? Especially after butchering everything that came after 3? Utter faggots.

The TV series wasn't canon to the game series and they weren't all that involved in it especially after Frankie and Bonnie left. Plus, Kiki Wolfkill was no longer a part of Halo Studios during Season 2. The Franchise Team at Halo Studios was there for the same reason Yoshio Sakamoto-san and EPD7 are there when anything officially Metroid is made, to be assured that it looks like it's a part of the universe even if they don't consider it canon to the universe. There are some things that come from main canon but the rest of that TV series is Showtime's/Paramount's own crap.

It's retarded bait to fuel flame wars where dipshits throw shit at other dipshits.
Power niggers will act like the biggest fucking chimps online and then when anyone calls them out they'll just hide behind "IT'S JUST FOR... LE FUN". Fuck them, in a just world they'd all be euthanized.

He's lucky

That's a really shitty copout that is impossible to quantify.

The TV series wasn't canon to the game series

No shit, so why couldn't they make the same exception for a fun spinoff?

The best compliment I have for this episode is that it didn't go pants on head retarded and make Slayer a universe buster or whatever. Aside from that my opinion on the episode is still forming.

It was Halo Studios (Microsoft subsidiary) that said no since it would break Halo lore and canon.

Now THAT'S retarded. It's a fucking crossover, who in their right mind would expect it to be canon to either series?

It was Halo Studios (Microsoft subsidiary) that said no since it would break Halo lore and canon.

The DB team is notorious for being biased capefags. I believe the only time DC has ever lost to something that wasn't Marvel from them was Harley losing to Jinx

I object to "this sword could create a lot of energy" means "one swing of this sword is a tremendous nuclear bomb".

For one thing, when it comes to VS battles it's whoever the writer wants to win, win.

wooooowww anon you're soooo wise and perceptive, I can't believe nobody's ever thought of that before anon, you're so cool and so understanding and enlightened, it's not like we're trying to make estimations at a logical conclusion and not create a narrative where anything goes because we enjoy logical frameworks and consistency in our storytelling, but storytelling is ~~~SUBJECTIVE~~~ so you don't actually NEED those and can be as inconsistent as you like, so wise, so cultured, so wise.

They probably wanted to use Core Canon Chief, so Halo Studio said no.

What's funny about this is it wasn't Microsoft Corp. that said no to this, they were completely fine with it. It was Halo Studios (Microsoft subsidiary) that said no since it would break Halo lore and canon.

BEYOND infuriating holy shit

It's in-universe canon hinted to be a point that Master Chief isn't supposed to exist in this universe but due to Living Time being a complete mess, the universe itself spat him out to fix it, he unknowingly bends the universe to his very will. Also, forgot to mention, as of Halo Infinite, the UNSC has FOBs that can recreate any weapons and vehicles from their own to aliens and ancient aliens so now Chief has a canon reason to bring every arsenal he wants to a fight. He can also reload his weapon to full because of this giving him infinite ammo/battery.

That's one doomed space marine!

All of that series episodes were canon to their game universes.

If his arsenal is tied to his luck, then he'd have access to every single weapon present in every single halo game in every Halo game.
He very clearly doesn't, so it isn't.

SeeHe actually does have a canon reason now, lmao.

One of you fags told me the flying level would be like Turok, I saw how they play and it’s nothing like it. You have full control , fly backwards & lock on attacks

Never trusting you fags again.

Yet he jobs to a big Monkey. Suspicious.

I don't see Classic Plasma Rifles or Binary Rifles in Halo infinite, now do I?
His luck does not contribute to the availability of his full arsenal.

You can just shove anything in there, the rule of cool, my man.

He jobs but he will get a rematch and win, probably in 2030 but hey, he'll win in a proper boss fight and take his Mace as a trophy. What matters is that he lived unscathed. Chief is like Samus Aran, powerful but not invincible. They can lose but they won't be killed or die, they'll win in a second fight or in some Deus Ex Machina situation because the universe bends to their will.

This.