Professional EldenBorne player
tries to play another game
Every, fucking time
Professional EldenBorne player
who?
professional soulslop player
just roll lol
git gud
She's just like me
You're an adult man.
there is no such thing as "eldenborne". theres also no "soulsborne" stop attaching every fucking game fromsoft makes to the title of the genre. the genre is called souls-like because of demon's souls which created the original souls formula. (let me guess, you thought it was called souls like because of dark souls lmao).
demons souls had to idea to use a universal currency for leveling up, losing your souls on death and being able to get it back. having separate arm slots for weapons and everything else. either call it what it is "souls-like" or go full retard and call it demons-dark-elden-borne-sekiro-armoredcore-like
let's be honest, everyone has done something like this at some point
playing rollslop only makes you good at rollslop, the moment faggots like Ongbal and such try a game like Ninja Gaiden, they get their shit pushed in
The full name of the genre is now SoulsborneSekiringbloods-like now but we shorten it to Soulsborne
I've noticed fromtrannies tend to be terrible at platformers in particular
I remember that faggot who's a world record dark souls speedrunner playing mario sunshine and dying constantly
bloodborne speedrunner
gets bodied by khezu of all monsters
lmaoing every single time
Considering he beat entire ib, he more likely purposely played like shit
To be fair, old Mario controls like ass.
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I have no trouble with souls games but I can't play side scrolling action games shit like megaman zero, I just eat ass.
Practice pattern recognition and muscle memory in one game for thousands of hours
It doesn't immediately translate into perfect skill at every single video game ever made
WHAT NOO HOW LMAO FUCKING PATHETIC GIT GUD LOSER
IMAGINE BEING BAD AT THING L O L KYS
Imagine defending this
everyone knows asmongold sucks at games that aren't wow anon
massive skill issue
Imagine caring about this.
The only games that transfer are fighting games and platformers
I'm so glad I use cheats on these fucking games. I'm more interested in the art and story if I'm being honest
Getting bodied by Khezu is believable because despite being slow and dopey he'll still fuck you up if you don't respect him. He's a good filter.
nah dud, I know I suck at games and I ragequit at sekiro but I totally beat it later off stream I swear! I also ragequit wo long but I totally came back and beat it off stream I swear!
So is she
You guys won’t be laughing when your old and your reflective so down.
ER's skill ceiling is nothing like DS/DaS. You are comparing highly a competitive game to a corridor sim people can finish blind.
why leave the "borne" though? just call it souls
Anon Babble eceleb troon is le stupid
Water is wet indeed.
Because Bloodborne is kino and inflaming the envy of PC poors who couldn't afford PS4 is funny
Shoot em ups and beat em ups transfer
Wow she's ass
skill ceiling in rollslop
lmao
Fucking FROM animals.
look at that fucking subhumans sub 80 IQ stare with the mouth age and unblinking, wide, dead stare. how the fuck do people genuinely listen to anything he has to say, take him seriously, and on top of that, form their opinions based on whatever he has to say about anything??
what the fuck was he even trying to do?
waiting for the red flashing light to tell him when the enemy was about to wind up and unleash an attack?
No immunity frames while jumping.
Dogshit game.
I deserve a cute girlfriend.
She doesn't know how to ride a bicycle no way she's a pro at anything
If you can't transfer skills from one game to another then you have a low IQ.
one could be in a coma and beat ib. legitimately requires zero reactions or skill
Constantly sucks off Fromsoft and ER
Gets humiliated in SotE
Says the DLC is too hard for the sake of being hard
Ends stream depressed
Comes back the next day with greatshield + bleed spear build he found online
All of a sudden the DLC isn't hard and the difficulty is perfect
What a cuck.
I would have sex with her and that's what matters.
Joke's on you, I'm made of chrome.
do you also call first person shooters "doom-likes"?
literally did nothing wrong
souls players learn after dying she figured out the boss' ai pattern
Why would skill in a souls game carry over to a 2D platformer?
learning one pattern doesn't mean you automatically know different pattern
wow
Usually people are intelligent and are able to translate abstract skills of games in different genres to others. Not everyone is a retarded Reddit machine learning model.
they're similarly very simplistic games and are all about rhythmically pressing a single button
reaction time and rhythm, I would argue my skills in souls games are from playing megaman when I was younger. the vast majority of "live action" games can be boiled down to those skills, a lot just dress it up by making you push more buttons.
let me guess, you thought it was called
try to be less cringe you fucking dweeb
It's another thread to make millennials feel superior since despite having shitty reflexes for true challenging games like fps. They only go after the soulskids all the time because their easier targets.
Professional EldenBorne player
What the actual fuck does that sentence even mean
League of Legends player can't play Call of Duty.
He sucks at wow too.
nuDoom player plays SMT and just keeps rapidly swapping between menus
all the fromdrones coping
lmao they're so fragile
Every single woman I've ever seen play platformers fucking sucks at them, especially DKC, they never learn to run.
You mean my skills at basketball doesn't transfer well into chemistry. What does this mean, coach?
sounds like dogshit gameplay
I'm good at all games and also I like souls games. Take me on in any fighting game + smash + bloonsvs