The last game you played gets a animated adaptation directed by this guy how does it go?

The last game you played gets a animated adaptation directed by this guy how does it go?

L-Link's Awakening??

Marvel Rivals

How the fuck would this work

Harvest Moon Back to Nature

MC lets wholesome refugees live on the farm.

indian twin peaks kino

I can honestly see this filthy jeet wanting to get his hands on Expedition 33

I refuse to believe he’s serious and his career is just one big troll

Link is white but is emaciated and stupid.
Marin is black, a girlboss and leads the adventure across Koholint
Richard plays a bigger role and is black as well. He swears a lot.

Richard plays a bigger role and is black as well. He swears a lot.

This is funny to me because the protagonist of Richard's game has really dark looking skin due to GB palette limitations

I'm POO you gonna LOO me too?

I'm a person of indeterminate skin colour, and white people are the devils, yo! I lived a life of persecution because of my indeterminate skin colour! Give me money, whitey! Do it because the Jew said so!

Razorfist looking rough these days

SF3

I figure he's probably going after Street Fighter next anyway.

Outrun 2 Coast to Coast

The driver is single, the whole thing is an allegory about the militarization of the police, and the music used in the show stems from the completely unrelated Outrun genre instead of anything from the game itself.
By the way, Universal is apparently planning a movie adaptation of Outrun directed by Michael Bay.

The answer is yes, by the way. We're deporting him too.

How would he introduce politics into Ena?

Pikmin 2

Either the Pikmin are an invasive species and Olimar helping them is destroying the environment or there's a thing where Earth was capatilismed to death and that's why all the humans are dead, so Olimar has to stop it from happening again when the president wants to exploit it.
Also the ship is a girlboss.
Something about her being racially discriminated because of that thing about there being multiple Enas.

If I had a nickel for every time some pretentious indian guy made a bad Devil May Cry product I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice right?

I don't know who that is so I'm not sure.

Flexible Survival

for once I'm looking forward to this

majority of problem of USA can be solved if they ignore retards like this. why can't they do it? they're the only country who puts them on spotlight.

Bit.Trip Runner 3

Good fucking luck.

monster hunter gu turns into god eater anime

Apparently he has next to no creative input on shows. He essentially buys a producer credit.

"Kirby" is a codename for a spherical mech piloted by a government agent

President Drake D. Dawson (DDD for short) has ordered Martial Law and strict rationing of essential supplies due to supposed military threats, but there's actually a climate disaster about to strike and he's hoarding food so he and his cronies can survive

Kirby's pilot goes rogue to stop him with help from Adeleine (a hyper-competent techno wiz in the CIA, she has a hobby for painting which is only brought up so that she can be the one who makes the mech pink)

"AH NEED A FUCKIN MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH DAT FUCKIN KIRBY"

Meta Knight is an agent from the Mexican government piloting a prototype version of the same mech (because DDD actually stole the plans for it from their government; multiple jokes about deportation threats when they interact)

Marx is the most Chaotic Neutral edgelord of all time and looks like a Hisoka ripoff; Shankar cosplays as him for a month after the show airs

Isaac lived in his mom's creepy-ass house, just the two of them—no dad in sight, probably dipped the second shit got real. His mom spent all her goddamn time watching some brain-dead religious trash on TV, thinking God was personally sliding into her DMs or some shit.

One day, she heard the “voice of God” (probably just the voices in her head), telling her that her sweet little boy was full of sin and needed to be “saved.” So naturally, instead of, you know, therapy, she locked him in his goddamn room like a total FUCKING psycho.

But oh no, it gets worse.

This divine douchebag voice comes back and is like, “Yo, sacrifice your kid to prove your loyalty,” and she’s like, “Hell yeah!”—like she’s about to speedrun the Old Testament or some shit.

Isaac, being a smart little bastard, sees his knife-wielding mom coming and dives into the sketchy-ass trapdoor under his rug, falling into some nightmare-fueled dungeon full of monsters, poop, and trauma incarnate.

And thus begins his bloody, tear-soaked journey—because God apparently really f***ing hates this kid

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Pikmin

I look forward being the bad guy and Bulborbs just trying to provide for the babies.

Yes.

I've only watched 2 episodes of the DMC show but this totally sounds like Lady's lines, good job.

nobody knows who your e-celeb is.

I feel like an Isaac show could be pretty good if they don't hold back on it and let Edmund be involved. Really could only imagine it being a YouTube series though.

Monster Hunter cartoon by Castlevania guy

unironically tries to use the theme of "we were the TRUE (fucking) monsters all along..."

How do you refute this movie without sounding mad? Explain why you disagree with this movie like you are talking to a liberal white woman

Remember those edgy DC movies? Like that but with mid 2000's music

Different indian

I've only watched 2 episodes of the DMC show

It took you two whole episodes to drop it? It's by the people who made Castlevania gay. What were you expecting

Explain why you disagree with this movie like you are talking to a liberal white woman

I would just smack her

he wrote/produced it

I fall for shillings easily
I'm almost buying the new claire whatever game that's being shilled hard