The next generation of gaming... woah

the next generation of gaming... woah...

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ape ass

macaco thread

I would've thought a Brazil monkey like you would've loved donkey Kong, being fellow apes and all
Also you got raped n gaped.

It's got Geo Mod technology
They said it couldn't be done

benobo booty

how on earth....

tendies will look at this and defend paying 1 thousand dollars for

they nerfed his booty

So excited for this game

Nintendo... has forgotten about Mario............

what gamecube game is this

Find bananas

I'm legitimately worried this is just going to be Odyssey 2 where 90% of the game is just finding Moons/Bananas that are just laying around without challenge.

Nintendo has been pushing Donkey Kong hard, due to all of the Donkey Kong games on Nintendo Switch Online, with the Game Boy Color port of DKC1, the GBA ports of the Donkey Kong Country trilogy, and Donkey Kong 64 very likely going to be released, on top of Mine Cart Madness at the Universal parks. On top of a rumored Donkey Kong movie.

they should unironically remake DK64

3D Streamworld Dig

you son of a bitch I'm in

Knack 3 but nintendo

Zoomer nigger thinks Knack invented 3D collectathons.

No knack invented soulless bad world design tech demo 3d collectathons
Which is what this is, with DK pasted in to recoup some losses

Knack was a linear beat-em-up, what are you talking about, retard?

Can't play Expedition 33

This is an FFVII skipping the N64 situation all over again. Switch 2 is cooked.

I wonder how long it'll take for them to do a yuzu 2 or ryujinx 2

Am I the only one who hates Nintendo's modern "minimalist UI" bullshit?

Can't play Expedition 33

Who says it can't?

this game is sick

Me. I said if just now. Also can't play Palworld or Wukong. The Switch 2 SUCKS.

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ape asscape

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I think they'd love to take a crack at something like that, it's somewhat in line with Odyssey where there's fifty billion collectables and as a result nothing has huge impact

The game looks so empty and boring even before you destroy the environment. The first 3D DK game since the N64 and they make it a shitty gimmick game. Not sure what they were thinking with this one.

Find bananas

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looks fun, cant wait to emulate it

vegan

sky islands

you're underground though, the game has many layers of underground

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Find bananas

no other objectives

looks great, gang

gold, bananas, fossils, what else do you even need?
there's a ton of different objectives to obtain the collectibles, it's fuckin Donkey Kong.

i see people say things like this on instagram, what do you want a nintendo game to be? Should kong have guns or be a roblox clone?

If this were on PC, released out of nowhere and called Banana Finding Simulator then I would be cumming in my pants.

donkey kong is shit and I shan't be buying the switch 2

A goal to work towards or anything meaningful. It’s being made by the odyssey devs and looks like it’ll play the same, flaws and all

bananas

Will be dime-a-dozen and easily obtainable like moons were and thus have no value

gold

Probably some useless shit like hints to make the game easy or optional bonus areas. Hell, maybe I can even buy more of those useless bananas too

fossils

Pointless costumes so I can play dress-up

Oh fuck, it really is. Now I'm even more excited thinking about it.

It’s being made by the odyssey devs and looks like it’ll play the same, flaws and all

idk what that means, Odyssey was a big open ended game with a lot of challenges along the way.
the goal as I understand it is to collect items and beat the bosses.
the items come in the form of being found, being obtained in a platforming segment, and a bit of both interweaving.
it's a 3D platformer that uses the hardware in an interesting way

It's more like BotW where the world is filled with shrines and mini challenges that reward Bananas or whatever

t.mexican

The issue with odyssey was that the moons you collected were dime-a-dozen. Turn any corner, find any small alcove, or even climb some suspicious area and you’ll find a moon. The game had so many they didn’t feel rewarding to collect them at all since you had to do almost nothing to get them. The worst part was that it was a deliberate choice they made. And now with bananza it seems they’ve learned nothing despite it being odyssey’s biggest complaint and will repeat the same thing here

well personally, I don't play games like Minecraft and want it to be a pain in the ass to find resources. I'm not gonna be butthurt if there's some "easy" "moons" to get sometimes.