What scummy action could they take for their fans to no longer defend them?

They buy the rights to Concord and release it on the Switch 2.

you got vroom-vroom-bing-bing-wahoo day 1

If they can release an outrageously expensive console

How df is the console outrageously expensive? Its only 450 USD. If you cant afford that then maybe you have bigger issues to worry about

Exactly. Not having vroom-vroom-bing-bing-wahoo would have the tendies up in arms.

How can I still win against the red menace, Anon Babble

Did not miss console warriors when the site was down

its actually crazy how powerful nostosgia bait is.
I fucking hate normies.

its expensive for an underpowered machine
Think of it this way, $300 isnt a lot for a console but when that console is an over glorified raspberry pi people are up in arms
Im referring to the atari vcs

I guess the steam deck and every handheld PC is underpowered then considering the switch 2 outperforms them at half the cost lmao

Were you aware Sony just recently increased the prices of PS5 and PS Plus? Again?
Of course not. They can do no wrong.
Funny watching it in contrast with the DROP THE PRICE campaign

That's because they still remained the least anti consumer option between Sony, Microsoft, Valve, and themselves.

Look what I've got and you don't!!!! Lmao pathetic, maybe go shoot up a school to feel better white cucks

sony guts copper from PS5 heatsinks to save money

*crickets*

sony then raises the price of PS5

*crickets*

sony raises the price of PS Plus

*crickets*

sony raises the price of PS5 and PS Plus AGAIN

*crickets*

Nintendo announces product

THEY RAISED THE PRICE BOYCOT BOYCOT BOYCOT BOYCOT

It's hilarious how much the west wants spin narratives so hard. It must be exhausting.

despise sony, microsoft and Nintendo equally

Wow, that was hard.

Release Mother 3 in the USA without translating it, and charging 90 dollars

and yet here you are only ever bitching about nintendo and nothing else

in europe it's
$700 for the base console (no bundle)
$100 for mario kart
$120 for a pro controller

Yes, the ps5 is cheaper than the switch 2.

Yes uneducated decisions are easy decisions.

in europe it's

Don't care.

he didn't spend 9999 on a switch 2

free mario kart though

Meanwhile I'm shitting on TLOU in another thread. But please, do go on about your victim complex.

Why would you lie about something that's so easily proven wrong?

Wow, that was hard.

I know, right? Go tell that to the gaming media, they universally and unconditionally suck Sony's cock.

Why would they bite the hand that feeds them? Unless you mistakenly assumed that they weren't paid off shills.

resetera.com/threads/switch-2-can-cost-close-700-dollars-in-northern-europe.1156680/

resetera

northern europe is all of europe

retard

Oh nah, that's exactly what I was implying. It's very obvious. Digital Foundry's latest debacle was a sight.

retard shills unironically linking to resetranny, not knowing it's frowned upon here

my fucking sides
every single time

nice
joke

Digital Foundry's latest debacle was a sight.

qrd?

only source i could find reporting on this issue in english

never said it was. some countries might have better prices. pretty much all of scandinavia got absolutely fucked over though. Just wanted to bring a non-american perspective on why people might call it overpriced.

They kept affirmating unfounded crap on the Switch 2 to shit on it, and they were disproven afterwards.

we're telling you that resetranny isn't a "source", they're a bunch of Sony cocksuckers.
You can also get the Switch for $480 (after sales tax); for your information.

it doesn't need a source. go to any website selling the switch 2 in scandinavia and it will be self evident

People complain about nintendo yet valve monopolised PC games with their DRM software and digital only games, invented lootbox microtransation, creates a knockoff device designed to pirate Nintendo games giving nothing to the developers (which means nintendo is forced to raise prices). If it wasn't for nintendo, the entire gaming industry would be microtransaction riddled slop Nintendo is the only one resisting that trend

it doesnt though.

Nintendo has unironically done nothing wrong, but nice false flag OP.

You said "in europe it's" as if it was the case everywhere over there. It's not, in France the Switch costs €439, for example.

Nintendo actually makes games
that puts them above the competition

if you stopped making these gay threads I would start hating Nintendo. Are you ready to make that sacrifice? I don't think so, schizo

You are working overtime, Eric.

$750 dollar OLED switch 2 3 years from now, no extra hardware upgrades

the entire gaming industry would be microtransaction riddled slop Nintendo is the only one resisting that trend

Pretty much every Pokemon spinoff, Fire Emblem Heroes, Team Kirby Clash, and Mario Kart Tour says otherwise. Nintendo will go full microtransactions with this console, most likely starting with smash because people will eat that up no matter what thus setting the precedent that its ok for other games

that the most milquetoast post I've ever seen in my whole life, you're not fooling anyone

This but Sony and Valve fans.

already whining about headcanon happening 3 years into the future

why are you "people" like this?

I'd refresh best buy's site at midnight to preorder it.

I cant find my thisisbait.png :(

Sony and Xbox and valve get killed for the smallest infractions

HA! It's funny you think this.

i guess importing is a better option then. still not sure why we got these crazy prices though. you'd think they want people to buy stuff in their own countries. The Switch 1 was pretty much in line with prices elsewhere. Not sure what happened this generation.

Nothing at this point. Switch 2 is bullshit and they're still slurping the slop

sell literal shit

Nintendo will go full microtransactions with this console,

They already did micro transactions under iwata and it wasn't lucrative for them.

None of you complained about a $700 console with no games
now you're pretending $450 for a console with actual games is too much

Nintendo fanboys deserve to be abused for having zero standards

It does indeed not really make sense. What's the price in Finland, they're in the Euro zone, right? Aren't crowns (DK/NO/SE) pegged to the Euro?

because people will eat that up no matter what thus setting the precedent that its ok for other games

Tell that to the smash costume sales.
The only ones that sold were the ones with music.

Why do you guys act like Nintendo's games are somehow better than snoy or microshart? They make the same tide of casual games and anime movieshit. It just has a more recognizable brand.

that is dlc, game expansion packs, not a microtransaction or lootbox like valve slop games which are designed to take advantage of gambling addiction type of psychology. Even valve store works like that with their sales, convincing people to buy games they will never play, most steam users have a library full of unplayed games.

selling you content that should be in the base game for free is good because of whataboutism

So this is console cuckoldry.

Increasing the sub price three times for no reason
Making their games much shorter with no replay value while making them 90% cutscenes
Rolling out patches that can break your system
Moving their HQ to california
Forcing third parties to follow an arbitrary set of rules to be approved for their console which also affects other platforms
Killing off all of their games for new ones that copy the latest Hollywood tropes
Making their controllers hard to repair without damaging them further.

whataboutism

all of the nintendo hate over the switch 2 is whataboutism because valve, sony, microsoft are all worse than nintendo. You guys all have Nintendo Derangement Syndrome, Nintendo just created a powerful console that now directly competes with them and you're lashing out.

Because they don't make the same kind of games, obviously. Same reason we like indies.

Excuse me Anon, but if I'm not mistaken, this did not make Sony fans no longer defend them.

We're not acting. We're simply stating correct opinions.

Unbundled version:
finland: 569 EUR = 650 USD
sweden: 6795 SEK = 710 USD
norway: 6695 NOK = 650 USD
denmark: 4199 DKK = 640 USD

Because they don't make the same kind of games, obviously. Same reason we like indies.

And yet if someone praised an indie over a Nintendo title, you'd immediately throw it under the bus and call it tranny shit or something. I wish you guys would drop this "we're totally idorts" act, when it's clear that you hate anything that isn't Nintendo.

Never seen it happen yet. In fact I've only ever seen it happen when Astrobot is compared to AHiT.

Never seen it happen yet.

So you'd have no problem with someone considering Baldur's Gate 3 to be a better GOTY candidate than Tears of the Kingdom? Or maybe any of the other non-nintendo titles that came out that year?

Because history tells a different story.

Honestly we're still getting a great value out of it. I'd take price hikes like this from Sony any day compared to the shit Nintendo does.

That's not true at all, do you think switch owners only play first party games? You're the one baselessly hating Nintendo and you're just projecting and straw-manning the other side.

The switch 2 could be $1000 and tendies would still buy it

Well, I do have a way of proving it.

When someone praises nintendo games you immediately throw it under the bus and call it movie shit so it will be fine when someone does the same to your indie games.

Jerking off sales and talking about metacritic is shitty discussion and belongs on Anon Babble.

its okay when Sony does it

You have a problem with Breath of the Wild receiving critical praise so I don't see why it would be an issue if someone else had a problem with any other game recieving critical praise.

That sucks.

It's ok to believe that.

seeMaybe you could try discussing the game without constantly talking about game journalists and metacritic scores? Or would that be too much to ask?

and no one wants to discuss how you hate cutscenes and tutorials in every video game either

Literally the Switch 2 and it's games, but as it shows this really is a Cult.

Or else you'll retaliate by being a blatant hypocrite? Go nuts. It's not my reputation.

Hating cutscenes is okay when it comes to snoy movies though. Why are other games exempt?

I really don't understand one game goes up in price and everybody shits the bed, The other guys make the same choices and most of their games aren't even worth a replay

You lost, steam shill

console fanboy accusing others of being hypocrites

People don't hate sony games because they have cutscenes. If you're going to seek revenge, at least make it relatable.

thats because nobody gives a fuck about miis. If the did that dlc for the actual roster it would of sold

Many scummy actions led to this already, but nintendo just renovate their stock of fanboys with a new crop.
There are many layers of nintendo fans and ex-nintendo fans, many that hate nintendo much more than you.
There's even some obscure layers of nintendo fanboys that probably could be recruited by the CIA if they weren't already.

People don't hate sony games because they have cutscenes.

They should, because they're EVERYWHERE. You can't go down a damn hallway without some idiot opening their mouth and spewing exposition. Who wouldn't hate that?

Reminder that everyone accepted the PS5 price increase along with games prices, the TLOU 1+2 remaster $110 price increase and the rumored $100 GTA6 increase but everyone is too broke and poor to afford Switch 2 games suddenly and has to make their irrelevant voices heard.

People will stick with them as long as they continue to make good games. Which is easier now more than ever with the rest of the industry collectively shitting itself.

Deflection.

imagine playing nintendo games in 2025 lol

no its not dlc
Team Kirby Clash limits how much you can play and forces you to resupply your stamina with ingame money you can buy for real money
Fire Emblem heros and mario kart tour were gatcha games that force you to by fake money with real money to pull the slot machine
Its microtransaction. Not DLC. No content is being downloaded

A frozen pizza costs the equivalent of €40 in Norway, what's your point?

None of you complained about a $700 console

Hello newfag

imagine being a Sonyfag or PCfag console warrior in 2025 lol

Not like there are any 2025 Sony games to imagine LMAO

Then that just shows it's ok when you hate sony cutscenes so it will be ok when Nintendo fans hate sony cutscenes. You're spinning in circles.
Sony cutscenes?

No, that's just you projecting.

"snoy games bad because they force the story on you and don't even let you skip the cutscenes"

I agree with this, but also complain that Nintendo games often force the story on you, like the entirety of TOTK's intro sequence.

"NOOO THAT'S DIFFERENT, THE STORY IS NECESSARY, YOU CAN'T SKIP IT!"

and you think this isn't hypocrisy lol

I'm saying it's okay to hate ALL cutscenes, especially ones forced on you in tranime JRPGs and Zelda games. And you definitely shouldn't be defending them being unskippable. And yet here you are. Curious!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ll0yYJBlY4E&pp=ygUOcHM1IHByaWNlIHJhbnQ=

youtube.com/watch?v=xto0TjpafYw&pp=ygUYcHM1IHNvbWUgb3JkaW5hcnkgZ2FtZXJz

youtube.com/watch?v=jJhHBcmcCpI&pp=ygUWcHM1IHBybyBtb2lzdCBjcml0aWNhbA==

"snoy games bad because they force the story on you and don't even let you skip the cutscenes"

I agree with this

I would hope so since you said it and not me.

So you disagree with the notion. Ouch, that doesn't sound good for your argument, if you're supposedly in favor of gameplay.

curious that you don't hate cutscenes as much as I do

not really and my hatred of sony games has nothing to do with cutscenes

They put a man into slavery

my hate of sony movies has nothing to do with them trying to turn the medium into discount hollywood

now that's based

either dislike cutscenes or you are anti gameplay

I hold different beliefs.

Snoy seethe thread.

Utterly mindbroken that their favorite company will never have the critical acclaim, commercial success or enduring cultural legacy of Nintendo.

either dislike cutscenes or you are anti gameplay

Yes. Druckmann and Kojima babies will never understand this.

TotK is a AAA game entirely light on story. So your argument is pathetic and ridiculous.

Cutscenes and dialog segments =/= movie games. They're called movie games because of how the actual gameplay segments remove agency from the player with shallow faux gameplay designed to play out like movie action scenes.

I have a Steam Deck so I'm already playing/played 90% of the games on Switch 2

Because like it or not, Nintendo understands that they need to keep brand recognition and exclusives. The other two dont. When you think Nintendo, you think Mario, Pokemon, Zelda, etc. When you think of the other two, you think... what, Last of Us? Horizon? Whatever the fuck xbox is doing now? They have almost nothing that isnt already on PC/multiplat. So unfortunately Nintendo can keep getting away with their bullshit because their competition is so fucking dogshit that they look good by comparison.

The only way to really fix this is for some altruistic super billionaire that loves vidya intimately to finally go "you know what, fuck it, Im making a vidya console company" and actually produce good games at decent prices and relentlessly making fun of the competition with shit like "yea, we dont think you should pay for internet twice if you want to play multiplayer games" and other such stuff. After about a decade of relentlessly dabbing on the competition, the market would correct in theory to remain competitive (or they die and get absorbed). But as you can see, it would be much easier and reasonable to simply hope the market crashes instead for a forced reset

t.gets his gameplay fix from trannyaria and tranny fortress 2

Doesn't bother me.

What scummy action

What are you talking about? They do the bare minimum people expect a video game company to do. Make video games. Anything else they've done isn't some impactful, life ending event. It's minor shit that nobody cares about. Only ones who do care are youtubers who have nothing else but drama and vidya news in their lives.

Because Nintendo releases games. It's not complex.

TotK is a AAA game entirely light on story.

Then it should let you skip the intro. Why doesn't it?

Yes, exactly like TOTK's intro. You guys who are fans of non-linear and open ended games should applaud the introduction of a skip button for that segment. Why don't you?

they rather shit talk other companies than talk about their own

kinda sad there isn't a lot of PS5 threads

Then it should let you skip the intro

Why should it? If I'm paying $70 for a AAA adventure game, then I'm going to watch the precredit intro sequence so I know what the fuck the game is about.

The entirety of the rest is light on story. You argument remains pathetic and ridiculous.

OH YEA, WELL OTHER COMPANY DOES IT TOO

"yea theyre dogshit too."

w-what...? Impossible... no... you must be LARPing!

I will now pretend to know every single post you have made as a user because I can not fathom that someone shits on both the company I like and the company I hate and accepting this would shatter my retarded tendie mind

Because I don't mind cutscenes and my hatred of Sony games has nothing to do with cutscenes. I think I already stated this.

ACfag having another schizo meltdown about Zelda. Even two weeks downtime couldn't let him have a moment of clarity in his worthless wasted life.

Why should it? If I'm paying $70 for a AAA adventure game, then I'm going to watch the precredit intro sequence so I know what the fuck the game is about.

Then why is any part skippable? Shouldn't you be forced to experience the whole game, so you don't miss out on anything?

Because I don't mind cutscenes and my hatred of Sony games has nothing to do with cutscenes.

Then you don't hate sony. You're literally running defense for them right now, by saying that it's okay for God of War and Uncharted to have massive walking segments that do nothing but spew exposition, as if that's good game design.

and here you are bitching about nintendo and no one else

and here you are bitching about nintendo and no one else

I didn't know Uncharted and God of War were Nintendo games.

I hate God of War and Uncharted so that's false.

You know my entire post history? Point to the posts I made 20 hours ago, right now.
Seriously, why are tendies so fucking stupid and unable to argue at all without making shit up and pinning it on other people?

I hate GOW and Uncharted

but I love the cutscenes and walk-and-talk segments

You think all Nintendo fans need to behave in one specific manner and be held accountable for every Nintendo fans actions on this board. This is the entire crux of your current argument. so you will be fine being held responsible for this boards worst opinions someone else pins on you.

Then why is any part skippable? Shouldn't you be forced to experience the whole game, so you don't miss out on anything?

Nope. That's not what adventure games are about.

Still waiting for you explain why I should consider TotK a movie game when its entirely light on story. I'm waiting for an answer.

test

I hate GOW and Uncharted

I know.

but I love the cutscenes and walk-and-talk segments

No you don't, you hate them.

Nope. That's not what adventure games are about.

Then you don't need the intro either, since the whole point of TOTK is to "make your own fun" so why need a story to tell you what to think?

test

Yes, I hate them, but you love them. Why else would you defend them so hard?

I thought you didn't like anime, ACfag?

Then you don't need the intro

No I do. My experience of the game is improved when I understand what it's about. This has been a standard in video games for 40 years.

Still waiting for answer. Whenever you feel ready.

You think all Nintendo fans need to behave in one specific manner and be held accountable for every Nintendo fans actions on this board.

No, I think YOU need to be accountable for YOUR actions that you somehow share with the majority of tendie fans Ive ever encountered. This enrages you, so you tried to deflect. Then when you got hit with "the other companies are shit too, tendie fans are just teh most cultish and excuse more bullshit on average", you chimped out because you cant comprehend that anon can hate both companies and shit on both of them.

You will now make another excuse and deflect rather than just admitting that nintendo is just as shit as Sony but they get a free pass because "dude mario lmao". Youre a hypocrite and Im glad it upsets you when youre called on it. Furthermore, an argument like "well other are shit so its ok that were shit!" is terrible and the exact same response that EA made when voted as worse game company multiple times. Try striving to be the best instead of being second/third least terrible you fucking faggot.

No I do

Then you sound like the perfect audience for the average snoy movie. Some of us can use our imaginations and don't need story shoved down our throats.

My condolences for you.

Honestly, this is one of the very few ways people would drop Nintendo. Make owning a Switch 2 akin to owning a Tesla. You can nickel and dime these fucks all day and shit down their throats and they'll ask for seconds and how much to tip, but people lose their fucking minds when it comes to orange man.

Oh yea, and inb4 "didnt read xD"
You did read it, you just dont have an argument and now you want to LARP as le internet kewl guy because you just *have* to get the last word or else your ego would implode

Didnt read lol

You have ADHD. Which is why you only like a tepid shallow pool of dogshit 2D indie pixel garbage.

You can't answer the question and never will.

I'm not defending them. I hate God of War and Uncharted.

Absolutely mogged

called it

Who the fuck is buying a Playstation in fucking Africa? What do they even do with it, put it in a shrine and worship it as some alien spaceship god?

No, I think YOU need to be accountable for YOUR actions

Ok then just use the quote feature. I stand by everything I say.

I hate God of War and Uncharted.

And yet you can't understand why someone would hate their storytelling methods? Why it feels wrong to be paraded around in a synagogue and lectured about the holocaust, IN THE MIDDLE OF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? To have a murderous greek tell me to "be a better man" after murdering everyone in Greece? To have a segment that's just going down a hallway for ten minutes, when the adventure is supposed to be an Indiana Jones/Lara Croft style game?

Which is why you only like a tepid shallow pool of dogshit 2D indie pixel garbage.

I didn't know Armored Core and Team Fortress 2 were "2d indie pixel garbage".

How do you figure that?

And yet you can't understand why someone would hate their storytelling methods?

Yes I can.

Nothing. They could literally say the N word and people would still buy it

but they get a free pass because "dude mario lmao".

Well yeah, Nintendo makes video games. Sony doesn't. Therefore, Nintendo gets a free pass in all manners regarding video games.

but muh random drama that doesn't affect you!

I don't care. If Sony made more games, then they would get away with as much stuff as Nintendo does. And the stuff in question is irrelevant shit. Sony gets shit for having no games other than Astrobot on PS5 and Bloodborne on PS4. That's the main reason why they get mocked. Sony's done shit like shutting down services for online games and removing features since the PS2. The difference between then and now is that Sony used to have games during the PS2 years so nobody cared about their shitty practices back then.

It feels like gaming debaters forget that the primary reason why people buy gaming systems is to play video games. All this extra drama has nothing to do with why people buy these systems. They can't comprehend it and just lash out at others instead.

Man, Snoys are a cult. Sony can fuck them raw and they'll just bend over and ask for seconds and attack anyone who says that's fucked up

Your abrasiveness towards me would say otherwise. I'm saying that games shouldn't have segments where you just walk down a hallway and have exposition forced on you, and everyone hates me for it, both snoys and nintendo fans alike.

Why?

Lol

Armored Core

Why do you like movie games now?

You're just a Nintendo-hating schizo lmao

op said scummy not based

Snoy finally admitting that their games are movies really got to them didnt it?

Your abrasiveness towards me

What abraisiveness?

I'm saying that games shouldn't have segments where you just walk down a hallway and have exposition forced on you

That's a valid opinion

and everyone hates me for it, both snoys and nintendo fans alike

That's fine. You hate me for not demanding skippable cutscenes so it will be fine with people hate you for their own preferences.

top vid is 90% gameplay, and the rest is skippable

bottom is cinematic shit shoved down the player's throat, which is ESPECIALLY egregious when it's marketed as a non-linear open ended game

Not the epic gotcha moment you expected.

You hate me for not demanding skippable cutscenes

It's not that. You're literally defending unskippable cutscenes as a feature, as if it's a good thing.

North Africa and maybe South Africa are the only nations where you can get a PS5. I don't think Nigeria is even on the list.

Then hate me for it. I don't mind. Just don't cry foul when people hate you for their own personal preferences. That would be hypocricy. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

My opinion is the correct one. all cutscenes should be skippable. Your opinion is wrong, as you're arguing for a feature that benefits nobody.

Your TED talk needs work.

top is interactive rail-roaded cutscene

Big yikes. Why do you like linear movie-slop ACfag? Are you just a schizo?

interactive

Already a massive improvement over TOTK's hallway and jobbing scene.

Stop replying to ACfag

port their games to PC

Most of the best video games of all time have unskippable cutscenes. You have yet to explain why they're bad. Go back to your dogshit PONG games lmao

I disagree.

Your favorite game is shit compared to TotK though. And you've never been able to cope with that.

Everything wrong summed up in that image.

Most of the best video games of all time have unskippable cutscenes.

them being unskippable is what makes them good

Ah yes, let's look at some of those games that are so highly praised by the industry.

I played GoW on my PS4 Pro. It was pretty great.

Of course it's no TotK, but then again nothing is.

Go back your laughable dogshit PONG games.

TOTK opening was actually good, I can't believe your argument against Nintendo has devolved into this

I played GoW on my PS4 Pro. It was pretty great.

an open world, non-linear game should strip you of freedom and force you to watch a cutscene, after a long exposition filled hallway of course

Now tell me again how you guys totally hate snoy movies.

ACfag has been seething over Zelda for close to a decade now.

He once argued BotW was bad because "too many people liked it"

lmao

He's also a pedophile.

basado

I just like good games.

You like infantile dogshit tablet games made for babies.

This. Nintendo already did all the scummy actions in the scummy playbook and fans still defend them. Nothing else will change their minds.

This but with tendies

Arthur, you've lost all credibility by praising God of War. I mean good gravy, you could not sink lower than that.

Give my "dogshit tablet games" some credit. At the least they don't force you down a hallway for 50 hours, so you can be lectured on white privilege and current year politics. What is wrong with you, man?

Make their entire platform revolve around practically mandatory internet connection (which isn't always feasible if you're playing handheld)
Even worse, using the carrot as the stick with nso, and basically coerce mindless consoomers with money to piss away on this service to play games Nintendo USED to sell a la carte, and the only means to access your data in case of emergency
My brother's wife wasn't connected to nso, and lost her 800+ hours on animal crossing, now their "repaired" switch just sits there
Growing up, I had every Nintendo system except for the virtual boy, and original game boy, once I had means, I continued to get every system/ handheld
Switch 2 may very well be the beginning of my end with Nintendo.
It's so defeating to see that almost all naysaying is just because price, but not a word mentioned about how sleezy they've become. I'm in the generation that has seen where it started, watched in real time the explosion of breakthroughs, the brief plateau, and the steady and currently ongoing decline
I hate this so much. I don't have the bandwidth to start over with a new interest/ hobby, gaming was/ has been it
I feel like switch 2 will be peak anti consumer, but thanks to marketing and the need to consoom, it would appear that you're probably right

they didn't increase the price of their 5-year-old system or increase the cost of their online repeatedly. want to know who has done that?

Sony threatens to turn PS3 and PSP servers off

People lost their minds. Sony backpedal.

Nintendo threatens to turn off Wii U and 3DS

Nothing happens. Nintendo does it unpunished.

Uhmmm....

They've only done 98% of the stuff in the bloodless corpo handbook, they can't be THAT BAD

They're alowed to do that, since they make unfettered masterpieces like God of War and TLOU and Uncharted. Remember? You don't want to be a contrarian that hates those masterpieces, right?

its expensive for an underpowered machine

Of course it's undepowered. It's a fucking handheld. Expecting PS5 Pro performance out of a portable device with a screen would be simply retarded (and PS5 Pro is $700). You could argue that they should've just made a standard home machine but it's not what they want to do so you gotta face the reality that a portable device has different power, cooling and price limitations.

Well yeah, Nintendo makes video games. Sony doesn't. Therefore, Nintendo gets a free pass in all manners regarding video games.

Correct such as the creation of shitty ass bing bing wahoo and zelda games that are way inferior to their previous titles. That's why they get to charge 500+ 80+dlc+ expansion+ tier 2 expansion+ roms +mic+ online for what is essentially shit games.

Who cares

Every time you post something bad about Nintendo, you also need to add a critique of Sony, Microsoft, and Valve to your post, to balance it out!

This is you.

Well yeah, Nintendo makes video games. Sony doesn't

I played GoW on my PS4 Pro. It was pretty great.

Oh no no no no no

This but unironic. Make games I like and you gain favor with me. Not that complicated.

God of War and TLOU and Uncharted

Those are all fantastic games. And much better than your laughable dogshit PONG trash. You'll never get over it lmao

Remember when you said that sony never made games? I remember. I guess Nintendo fans are just all liars.

Maybe just behave better and you won't be forced to backpedal every time you open your mouth.

stupid butt hurt Snoys and stupid butt hurt Nintendies are fighting like a bunch of children again!

Meanwhile, PChads and Xbox Chads are still winning and we don't even have to do anything!

ACfag is so mentally ill he thinks Anon Babble is one person

This is what happens to your brain when you play laughable 2D pixel shit indie games all day long. Simple games for simple minds.

I love how they both BTFO themselves every day. Snoys think they're above bing bing wahoo, but praise Astro Bot because it's exclusive, and Nintendo fans will praise TLOU and God of War because they love jerking off metacritic and game journalists.

To live the life of a console warrior is truly a cursed existence. Look at this poor slob , going on about whatever.

If having zero tolerance for movie games that have aided in the perversion of gaming makes me a contrarian, I guess that's what I am
Sony hasn't made games since early/ mid PS3
They're all in on the movie biz now, baybee, with movies so exclusive, you can't even see them in theaters (yet)

If having zero tolerance for movie games that have aided in the perversion of gaming makes me a contrarian, I guess that's what I am

That's not what your fandom said here

increasing prices due to demand is bad!

What kind of backwards thinking is this

How much do you guys think this website would change if the one faggots who always makes these Nintendo seethe threads just vanished?

Anon, don't hold me accountable to the misguided anon who thinks movie games have any value besides how much they're sold for

Contrarian, hypocrite, liar, narcissist, be whatever it takes to troll people and collect those precious (You)s. There's no accountability here and nobody can stop you. Go nuts bro.

Or else?

I'm not a console warrior though. I own all the consoles. All the consoles for the past 35 years. I just like good games. And Nintendo make the best games. This upsets you endless and I love to see it.

They will save Japanese game which was in peril, and Destroy Chinese games which call themself as Japanese game killer.

Ohnononononono Snoysissies, WE are the biggest cultist????

I think the pace on Anon Babble would slow down considerably
There's a lot of samefagging here done by very few individuals

I just think it's funny that Nintendo fans have gaslit themselves into running defense for snoy shit, all because they latched onto game journos and metacritic scores. Kinda backed themselves up into a corner.

I just like good games.

No, you don't. You shitpost about any game that isn't a Nintendo exclusive. You haven't enjoyed a non-nintendo game for decades.

It was fine with you praised BG3 for winning GOTY so it will be fine when someone else praises a Nintendo game. Not sure why that's so funny to you.

You shitpost about any game that isn't a Nintendo exclusive. You haven't enjoyed a non-nintendo game for decades.

I'm done here. Gonna go play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 on my Xbox. You'd hate it because it has cutscenes.

Nothing. Nintendo can raise the price of their games to $89.99 and make them all game key card games and nothing would happen. When the $90 games sells out they will gloat thinking that being a pathetic video game brand slave is a great win for them over "the haters", "the doomers" and "the doubters" of Nintendo. These are usually grown adults (as in in their 30s and older).

You cannot help them because they don't want help. You can't fix them because they don't want to be fixed. You can't save them because they don't want to be saved. I'm just thankful they're showing themselves after the PlayStation, Xbox, and even PC platform fans have been taking all the shit for years. When everyone was saying the Nintendo fanbase is as bad, or worse, nobody believed them. Now they are starting to see.

Isn't that disgusting? That we can't just chime in on whatever point, and attempt to have a intellectual conversation about gaming (with the occasional shit talk, I mean, it IS Anon Babble), without a barrage of echo chamber hivemind mouth breathers, desperately fishing you (You)s?
I'll say what's on my mind, and if I don't get a response, like , that's fine by me, because at least I got it out 9f my system, and hopefully someone will see it in the archives and be considered one of the few posts of the time with actual thought, not just tourists, bots and zoomers spamming the same verbal diarrhea that occupies 70% of any given Anon Babble thread, regardless of "topic"
I appreciate it though, dude

so what makes nintendo so uniquely evil you have to seethe and shitpost about them and no one else every day

It was fine with you praised BG3 for winning GOTY

Actually, I never praised BG3. The only time I even mentioned it in this thread was here as a hypothetical. Never actually praised it, or said that it deserved the award. I personally think other games were more deserving.

You'll claim to enjoy that game, until someone says that they enjoyed it more than Metroid Prime 4 or DK Bananza, and then you'll call it "snoy tranny shit" or something. Hell, you did the same with Robocop.

"I love Robocop"

someone says they liked it more than TOTK

"ewww you're a snoy tranny, kys"

Doesn't sound like someone who enjoys the game.

This here and censoring Tokyo Clanpool made me stop defending them after I had been a diehard since I was a kid. Adopting the "anime = pedophilia" mindset and claiming you're just "protecting the brand" while still freely platforming the most degenerate DEI shit at the time it's at its most controversial, and even taking Assassin's Creed Shadows which is one giant middle finger to Japan. Nintendo have made their allegiance clear and it's against everything I support and value in gaming.
The fact that Idea Factory is on that list after Nintendo did just about every fucking thing they could to undermine them that year proves just how little it's worth.

Didn't you just say that TLOU and Uncharted and God of War were "masterpieces"? Yet I'm calling them shit. By your logic, isn't that shitposting?

and now that nep schizo is here
why does nintendo have so many autistic hating schizos that shit up the internet

there's things, two immediately come to mind:

in-game pop-up ads that interrupt gameplay

pulling an ubisoft

after Nintendo did just about every fucking thing they could to undermine them

Pretty sure they undermined themselves thinking they could produce literal unplayable shit.

Or else nothing. Just a modest request, not a ultimatum
For better or worse, we certainly do live in interesting times -_-
I got off the journo bit YEARS ago, because the only one who knows what games are for me, is me
For example, I used to play competitive DDR, but didn't find that fulfilling, as part of my konami boycott I passed altogether, and am having way more fun doing my own thing on stepmaniax

avoiding the question.

nep?

I'm directly attacking several of sony's most highly acclaimed titles. You said people were only attacking Nintendo.

Make of that what you will.

Nintendo derangement syndrome is a very real thing.
I was scrolling through YouTube shorts about five minutes ago and saw a guy mention Nintendo out of the blue while talking about Skyblivion just to get angry about them not allowing people to make money off of their IP.

But why is bikini scene for main girl allowed for JK in 100 lines in switch? Only naked gay scene was censored in switch unfortunately.

Nintendo bans bikinis from 3rd parties, they said. Meanwhile, switch 2's one of launch title has bikinis for every bachleorette.

Captcha:ORSTD2

bikini schizo

nep fag

ACfag

E**ic

this is too many schizos

Can you retards stop pretending it's about "quality control"? Look at all the fucking shitty AI-generated slop that still clutters the e-shop that they do nothing about. But they'll wave some bullshit guidelines they invented out of thin air to block these releases because God forbid otaku gamers be allowed to have anything, even old Vita ports, in current year.

I notice how you didn't bring up Arthur, aka the guy defending many of sony's highly acclaimed movie games. I guess that means it's okay to like movie games?

you

still avoiding the question

You shitpost about Nintendo every day.
You only shit on Sony to justify your Nintendo shitposting.

The question he gave you wasn't "why don't you shit on anyone else" it was what about Nintendo riles you up so much that you have to dedicate a portion of your life to shitting on them.
You have been at this for over 10 years now. Which is if we're being generous most likely a third of your life so far.

that tan girl looks cute as fuck

AI slop match 3 puzzle games is patched better and runs better than nepshit, don't kid yourself

Having actual exclusives garners you a much more loyal fanbase since they know they won’t be playing their favorite series anywhere else. I’ve seen it first hand. Had a friend who was an Xboxfag and that seemed to be in opposition with the type of games I knew he liked. I asked him why he went Xbox and he just told me “Halo”. Once MCC came to Steam that was it, he left the platform and went pc. Sony also lost a lot of their hardcore fans now that most of their past exclusives and iconic third-party franchises are on other platforms, mainly pc. Current MS is ran by retards but I don’t know how modern Sony forgot the value and power exclusives hold.

It's fine when people get called tendies so it will be fine when you are called a snoy.

How is this allowed in 100 lines Eva is JK and therefore minor?

"Nintendo derangement syndrome"

Yes, I guess I'm deranged for not wanting the president of the company to backtrack and go against his OWN FUCKING WORDS!

Request denied.

You only shit on Sony to justify your Nintendo shitposting.

Doesn't that mean that I'm being consistent? If someone asks me to shit on sony, I do it without hesitation. They don't get special treatment or justification for their bad behavior. Them being worse doesn't magically give Nintendo a pass.

If I was defending a snoy exclusive, or any kind of playstation behavior (like the psplus price increases) then getting called a snoy would make sense. But why call someone a snoy for praising a multiplat that plays best on PC?

And is Iroha(Himecut girl and cafe maiden) loli? She is 153cm. Age unidentified.

That's a lot of schizos in one single thread, haven't had such a big reunion in a while.

Why is this allowed for switch 2's launch title tho? Iris is JK therefore minor, but wears slutty outfit in Date Kaname spinoff.

Only by autistically fixating on hating Nintendo can you bring so many schizos together in one thread.

But 100 lines have Hiruko in bikini tho, and she is minor(same age as protag). And isn't Kamikaze lassie Western or Chinese game? No way that Japanese use term "Kamikaze". They would call as "Tokkou".

There is nothing wrong with nintendo it's a company after all and its their goal to profit much as possible by any jewish means.
the problem is the retarded fanbase who enable said jewish means like apple and the iCucks.

Look at all the fucking shitty AI-generated slop that still clutters the e-shop that they do nothing about

Okay? Those games are on every platform. Have you ever looked at the new releases on PSN? It's buried under three or so menus but you're still going to get Cazzarion: Portal Pilot, Shop Simulator: Supermarket and nonsense like that and the only reason I know these exist is because I'm looking at them right now.

Anyway, the point is that while these games are shit they function. Neputnia didn't.

Well, fuck

Insults don't need to make sense or be true. Hope this helps.

Ironic that Seikano passes thru switch with some JKs in bikinis. Does this look AI generated?

Doesn't that mean that I'm being consistent? If someone asks me to shit on sony, I do it without hesitation

It means you're being consistent when it comes to shitposting about Nintendo, yes. If you have to be prompted into shitting on something that isn't Nintendo then you're not really shitting on it you're just defending yourself.

They don't get special treatment or justification for their bad behavior

Okay, let's put it like this.
What makes Nintendo so evil that you would give them special treatment for their bad behavior while the others get nothing?
Does that help you understand?

If you're going off that emulator footage, it's misleading; the games actually run fair enough for a CH Switch port. Because they already released in Japan, so evidently they already passed the quality inspection but then got blocked from a western release for content. You going to tell me all these games just "run poorly" too?

If you're going off that emulator footage, it's misleading

We're talking about real hardware where it didn't function. It actually emulated a lot better for obvious reasons.

if you have to be prompted into shitting on something that isn't Nintendo then you're not really shitting on it you're just defending yourself.

Because there's not much reason to bring up sony in a thread that's primarily about nintendo? That's what the primary topic of the thread was? Infact, funny enough, my first post ITT was this.

I was more than happy to shit on sony and MS equally. What you're saying is that nobody is ever allowed to criticize Nintendo, even if they criticize every corporation the same.

What makes Nintendo so evil that you would give them special treatment for their bad behavior while the others get nothing?

If anything, the only "special treatment" they get is that I still buy a game from them once in a while. I still plan on buying Metroid Prime 4, while lamenting the death of Ratchet and Clank as they turned it into yet another gay Pixar movie. but please, tell me how I'm being so mean and unfair to poor Nintendo.

Why is this okay in switch tho? 3 out of these 4 are minors for being JK and only 1 is hag for 1 year difference.

Blame Ishiba and Zaimusho ordering payment processors to ban bikinis from anime and Japanese non gachas. In the outcome, Jap kids are playing Wukong, genshin, starrail, zzz, Wukong from China, BG3, cyberpunk, Expedition 33 from EU, stellar blade and BA from Korea. But can Children play BG3 and cyberpunk tho? These are Z rated in Japan...

It functioned on the real hardware, you idiot! They aren't even the worst CH Switch ports. The Fairy Fencer F and Mugen Souls ports arguably run worse, and those still released globally with no issues. And did you miss the thread yesterday? They're specifically telling publishers it's for "brand protection" reasons, i.e., they take issue with the game content and not how it runs.

Don't forget that you also specifically troll Nintendo fans because you don't like them while giving preference to your own fanbases.

They've already fucked up.

How about Seikano? It has JKs in bikinis, but are they just "draw old hag and call them JK"?

you specifically troll nintendo fans

Oh noooo, horrible trolling such as saying:

I wish Splatoon didn't run on P2P

I wish Xenoblade combat actually involved more movement and wasn't just glorified turn based combat, wearing a real time combat skin

I wish TOTK and BOTW had better structure in its game design and wasn't just "lol make your own fun"

I really wish Metroid dread didn't make heavy use of cinematic parries that don't require much thought to pull off

How will the poor Nintendo fans survive this onslaught of savage trolling?

Nintendo is always forgiven for something sadly

Nintendo switch bans bikini from 3rd parties, they said. Are these bikinis safehorny slops? Most of these have no skirts and shorts.

a guy mention Nintendo out of the blue while talking about Skyblivion just to get angry about them

Let me guess, was that indian guy or that bald guy?

Sonyģgers glow in the dark

Bing Bing feels excessive

Just say Vroom Vroom Wahoo dumbass

Yeah. While Seikano is censored in PS while being intact in switch. And 100 lines is not on PS for having sexy scene for JKs.

Doesn't bother me. I troll all the time. Just pointing out your hypocricy since you asked.

The average consumer has been taking corporate cock up the ass and is still salivating at the thought of getting more, even if they sent people bombs inside Switch boxes people would still continue buying their products af they feel like selling actual products again.

Where's the hypocrisy? Stop blindly defending your game as a flawless masterpiece, and maybe discussion would be better. but you're not willing to do that.

Because there's not much reason to bring up sony in a thread that's primarily about nintendo?

The problem being that you seek out Nintendo threads to shitpost in but don't do it for any other company, you're giving Nintendo special treatment.

Who gives a shit
If you don't like what they offer, don't buy it
There's no need to turn everything into a retarded Team A - Team B internet shitfight

Still trying to figure out if you're preordering a Switch 2?

and Nintendo fans will praise TLOU and God of War

Where the fuck does that even happened???

And now he's going to link from the archive 1 (one) post he made in criticizing TLOU and Sony in another thread 3 weeks ago, nevermind he'll seek out every Nintendo thread under the sun to complain while ignoring Sony game threads.

Where's the hypocrisy?

You said you treat all corporations the same but you only troll fans of one corporation.

Stop blindly defending your game as a flawless masterpiece, and maybe discussion would be better.

You blindly defend your own opinions as fact so others can do the same. This is another example of your hypocricy.

Are you saying someone is Indian just because they missed an "ed" which could be explained by phoneposting?

see

Correction, he's going to link someone else's post and claim it's his.
He's done that with one of mine before.

God knows people have spent more than that on a console that didn't even have a single game for over half a decade

Sponsoring the kiwifarms. I'm sure they would lose 41% of their audience.

Ads on the standby screen
Ads on the home screen

Where's the Nintendo fan?

PC master race can't afford $1000? Aren't GPUs running twice or triple that now?

Aren't GPUs running twice or triple that now?

For like the last 5 years now. Well, longer because of crypto but covid truly fucked it

nintendo fans are literal drones
they will defend nintendo until their dying breaths

And here we go. You claim I only attack nintendo, and when I point to my posts in Sony threads, you say it doesn't count or that its "not mine". I've complained about them for a long time, look at this webm I posted for a while back in 2024.

arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/kratos wife's son/

Had to filter it out by filename, because it got posted alot more by other people. Tell me how this is giving Nintendo "special treatment".

You said you treat all corporations the same but you only troll fans of one corporation.

Where's the trolling? I don't see it.

Process of elimination says that it's a nintendo fan. A snoy would NEVER praise Tears of the Kingdom. An Xbox fan would never praise a snoy game. A PC user would never call a game "2d pixeltranny dogshit" because a great deal of indie games on PC just so happen to be 2d pixel games.

almost all of them are in Nintendo threads

In other words you just proved this correct. >It means you're being consistent when it comes to shitposting about Nintendo, yes. If you have to be prompted into shitting on something that isn't Nintendo then you're not really shitting on it you're just defending yourself.
Good job.

I have no bias towards Nintendo fans specifically

unless they deserve it

This is why I've come to the conclusion that you are a hypocrite.

criticize Nintendo

always make sure to shit on sony as well, to clear the air that there's no console bias

Why are you making this out to be a bad thing? I'm doing exactly what you would want me, by refusing to defend snoy or their bad behavior or bad games.

B-BUT IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE

Because you hate me criticizing Nintendo. I know.

Your image supports my point. Nowhere does it say that Nintendo gets special treatment. I will criticize a game harshly if it has a bad fandom, and that happens regardless of the console. You should see how much I despise the Overwatch fandom for shitting on TF2 because "OH IT DOESN'T HAVE LE HECKIN SEXY WAIFUS".

And somehow you see that as an attack on Nintendo.

So ACfag wont get mad if it vitriolically shit on Terraria, TF2 or Armored Core because he's a bad representation of those game's fanbase's?

You would have to prove that I've somehow done something wrong. Did I ever defend game journalists or worship metacritic, or flaunt sales metrics as an indicator of quality?

That's not how process of elimination works and you clearly don't know how sonyfags work given one of their favorite phrases is "I'm a tendie, but..."
By the by, by the context of that post he's shitting on Nintendo calling it pong trash while using a copy to justify his hatred.

I treat all fanbases without bias

well except those ones, they deserve to be treated poorly

Same thing. Don't worry about the lable hypocrite either, it's much more mild than the other labels you wear.

Huh, wrong image.

I treat all fanbases without bias

well except those ones, they deserve to be treated poorly

I see no hypocrisy here. If you're not gonna promote good discussion, you deserve to be called out on it.

Their biggest shield to criticism is the fact they have video games people want to play and not just ugly mutt "interactive" movies.