What the fuck are you laughing about?

What the fuck are you laughing about?

how did leftoids end up losing the culture war?

FUCK YOU
BUY THE GAME

I’m convinced steam charties don’t play games

Gameplay sucked but it had cool visuals. If she were cuter I would have liked it more

if it had been actually some kid's platformer game, it'd actually be cool

Because leftoid garbage in video games cannot be enforced like leftoid architecture is, you can just refuse to buy the game. Same thing with music, they did try to impose some leftist shit in school, they taught it to many many students but nobody listened to it, they listened to random people making music in their basement instead.

Leftism is politics and politics is about forcing something that people do not want on them. They thought that forcing ESG/DEI in Star Wars would work as "forcing" but people just stopped caring about Star Wars instead.

89.56% review

If South of Midnight was released before 2016 and got these numbers, people would be calling it an underappreciated cult classic.

couldn't make KCD2 despite being its target audience

couldn't make CIV7 flop

couldn't make Avowed flop

couldn't make MHWilds flop

couldn't make ACShadows flop

couldn't make Oblivion remake flop

sorry you don't get to take credit for random indie flops

Then why do they post here in droves nothing better to do? Nobody cares about troon garbage when real women exist

It's pretty funny how he tanked USA in less than 100 days

Civ 7, Avowed, and Shadows flopped you disingenuous retard.

If the game had better combat I might play it, but I'm not gonna get suckered into another slogfest like FFXVI. Should have been a movie.

make a game

target audience of the game doesnt play games

Who would guess it would flop

History, you brainlet.

It's all I ever wanted.
Get fucked wide piggu

Dude, what? Chaos in the first 100 days of the administration. Tanked the economy, destroyed the US stock exchange, losing a trade war with China and more.
You may have owned the world decades ago, not anymore.

Also picrel.

in your fantasy yeah, in reality no

Not him, but Shadoows did "fine". It's held its position on sales charts for as long as you can reasonably expect from a modest hit.
It just wasn't a Vallhalla level success, or a Odyssey level success.

It's even more funny when you consider that they had 5 days early access and they couldn't even beat the steam peak of Lost Records: Bloom & Rage when they just released Tape 1 (which was just under 2k). Now after Tape 2 which peaked again at 2,996 has doubled the all time peak of what South of Midnight could get.

No, they’re trying to go back to create a new normal but fail due to the fact that their main tactics have been outed. So all they have are massive shill campaigns and saying shit like pic related in an attempt to discredit people that call them out without being able to argue as usual.

ok, but how does any of that affect you personally?

Sales numbers say otherwise.

the male/female mod on nexus is doing better than most games on steam. no, having a couple of rainbow hair freaks in bethesda's offices doesn't mean you own the culture, tranny. we're in charge now.

Some of these games aren't even "SJW" games.
The Day Before isn't a leftist game for example. No, having a minority in the game doesn't mean its a leftist game either, before you start that.

It did so well that Ubisoft ended up closing its studio in Leamington and is now a slave of Tencent!

The fact that you had to put fine in quotation should show it wasn’t anywhere near it in reality. It flopped get the fuck over yourself and find some other black worship media to suck off.

test

That studio closed before launch of the game and it wasn't even the main studio.

This shit is from ten fucking years ago. What's next, that screaming lady? Big Red? Move on already.

this is just a random list of games and half of them aren't flops or woke, expected by the lazy formatting

Trump promised to fix the economy, make eggs more affordable and create more jobs.
He did the complete opposite.

The game had massive budget and it would need to sell much more than it did to make a profit. So it was a failure.
Ffs, it had half of the peak player count of Expedition 33.

Gamepass, much like Cable TV and BBC is a path forward for them.

It's a cult alright.

The lack of cooperation is the point.

Stop being so ideological, I don't really care how well the game did and don't like Ubisoft either.
All available evidence points to it doing "fine", objectively. Nowhere near what they needed, but no game would have performed to the standard they needed except an ultra-smash hit.
I do wish they would post the sales numbers though.

Nope, closed a few weeks after release.
They absolutely are woke, you just lack pattern recognition.

you will keep seeing it until the wokist disease is completely decimated
get used to it already

Ten years old and still relevant given you faggots are giving the same exact arguments and saying the same shit. The latest incarnation of this is “anti-woke”. You retards just go in circles using the same tactics and tautology hoping that something will change and you always fail.

Ummm actually immediately fucking everything up for everyone is baste and cool cause the trannies are mad

Based posting /our guy/

Eggs are more affordable though. Mission accomplished

Let's say one third of those three million players Ubisoft bragged about actually bought the game at full price. That's a million sales in like one month. If you believe that's enough to break even (which would be the minimum for "doing fine"), then you are delusional.

Stop being so ideological

You say while defending a game that was made specifically to be as ideological as possible

I don't really care how well the game did

Then why are you defending it? Why are you trying to act like it didn’t fail? You retards always do this and immediately trip over the fact your actions and words don’t match.

All available evidence points to it doing "fine"

You mean Ubisoft using dishonest language, metrics and shills to make it look successful? Seriously how do you do this shit for free? Or are you one of the retarded babel’s shills?

I fucking loathe this picture. Im an a political otaku, i dont want to see chuds screaming about trannies or ugly lgbt creatures in AAA slop.
I just wanna talk about DODONPACHI. Anime website, get out mutts, ALL of you!

I like her better than the Flintlock girl though so they have that.

Which is funny, because I did enjoy that game. I don't recall it having much woke nonsense. It was fun

Gameplay sucked but it had cool visuals.

This is it. I almost can't believe Skill Up recommended it. It's a boilerplate adventure game with extremely rote levels, fights, and story presentation that resemble a licensed movie game from the 2000s without the big IP to carry it. It's not bad because it's woke, it's mid because there's not a single noteworthy. The only reason I even played the game was because I'm more liberal than 95% of this board and the woke elements, e.g. the setting and folklore, were intriguing and genuinely novel for a video game. But even there, man it's literally just the artists carrying the entire project. The writing and even voice acting is very amateur.

Every game is leftist, tho

You realize being a top seller of the year, and leaving a 100+ million dollar hole in ubisoft's budget don't contradict each other? We know about how well the game did on rev from the dollar value of the Tencent buyin, which was explicitly calculated from rev, and it's a budgetary disaster. If you think i'm wrong, go invest in their stock right now. You'll make out big when they announce results in a few eeks.

I fucking loathe this picture

Of course you do, it sums up what you do in a simple way and you have no counter for it.

Im an a political otaku

That’s pretty pathetic if true, you just spend your time obsessing over politics and then cry that people don’t want to see it in their media.

I heard wokists breathe air.

Yeah everyone breaths air, but not everyone needs to hamfist blacks and trannies into everything. Only you retards.

I will never CC Donpachin, much less dodonpachi, or dododonpachi, or wahtever the third game is called. That pic isn't going away as long as the activists are around, so you are better off filtering.

yet you find a new major game to cry woke about every week

There's nothing really woke in it except very arguably the main character's design.
Doing a black woman MC with not even a nice ass should have you drawn and quartered.

Notice how the fake gamer muttoid CYST fails to mention Dodonpachi

No, give some fucking context instead of just saying random bullshit. What the fuck do you mean they tried to teach leftist music in school? What even is leftist music?

Did you play their first game? They had a few cool ideas but fucked up the gameplay. Of course MS decides to hire SBI contractors to write the thing and make sure the black culture is acceptable, instead of beefing up their gameplay. What a waste of money.

The backend production story where the DEI people embezzeled funds and fired everyone who wasn't DEI enough was woke as hell.

Dodonpachi (Psx saturn Arcade) DDP
Dodonpachi daioujou (Ps2 Arcade) DDP DOJ
Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu (Arcade 360 Switch Steam) DDP DFK
Dodonpachi Saidaioujou (Arcade 360 Switch) DDP SDOJ

you’re x because you didn’t say arbitrarily y

all caps insult

lol, tranny is seething yet again.

The chuds chose the clinically-retarded robot girl. Give up.

You lost.

they can't meme. that's literally all it is.

BUY THE GEEEEEHHHMM

What kind of fucking accent does that guy have? It's even more disgusting than your average angloid accent

culture is downstream if politics. whoever controls the politics controls the culture.

You will never 2 all DoJ

Gameplay - 1/10
Visuals - 9/10

Imagine if you played Kingdom Hearts 1 and after you leave the island, the combat never evolves, you don't gain any new cool movesets, new keyblades and you fight the same 5 heartless over and over until the game is over. That's South of Midnight.

Wrong, politics are downstream from culture since one develops before the other. However leftist are pod people develop their values based on politics and not vice versa so they end up making everything political since it’s their very being.

What even is leftist music?

Electro Swing, probably.

The art direction is pretty solid, disregarding the blocky meshes here. I would have preferred this as a movie I think.

The ultimate irony is that they could absolutely get away with having a character from some marginalized group and have everyone accept it. They just have to make a good game that doesn't hamfist their politics, but they're incapable of that. Nobody cared that San Andreas's protagonist is black because that game is good and he fits into the setting. Nobody cares that there are blacks in Elder Scrolls because they belong in that setting

Did you play their first game?

Nah, I only played this one because it's free on GamePass.

They had a few cool ideas but fucked up the gameplay.

I can believe that.

Of course MS decides to hire SBI contractors to write the thing and make sure the black culture is acceptable, instead of beefing up their gameplay. What a waste of money.

Eh, MS is just throwing shit against the wall and seeing what sticks. I agree that the gameplay is the fundamental issue, but tons of games I thought were lackluster turned into major successes. I still don't think TW3 is a good game but obviously the investors won't care about that since it sold like gangbusters.

It's kind of hard to make a successful product when the demographic your aiming to please is non-existent

Not a single "chill" or "come original". This situation is dire. Mmmhmmmm.

When I worked at Papa John's for a few years, I think I saw hundreds, maybe thousands of variations of this chick, and they were all horrible people who go out of their way to make strangers miserable.