Hey anon, why don't you turn on your mic?

hey anon, why don't you turn on your mic?

/ignore

posted it again award

uhhh... it's broken!

Honestly, what excuse can you come up with without sounding like an antisocial loser?

I fucking hate mic culture. Leave me alone text is enough. I don't want to phone call you. I wish it were 2005 again.

I always end up acting like an obnoxious asshole solely to piss people off. Normal social interaction is just so fucking boring. Like I'll just keep saying LMAO SNEED or NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and eventually someone will get angry.

Normie invasion of video games

Personally i'm retarded and i would probably find that funny

What? Nobody even uses mic anymore unless they're on discord with their friends
Try playing any modern coop/mp game, it's dead silent

Immature, petulant little brat

This website has been my only means of communication with the outside world for more than a decade. That is to say, I don't have a microphone.

It's not my fault people are so unfunny and boring that I have to make it interesting for myself.

Anon, this place is the furthest thing from the outside world
Also, everybody here is a bot

i want to turn your ass inside out OP

Go back you mentally ill subhuman tranny spammer

Shut the fuck up retard

oh yeah everyone is totally going to believe my bullshit NOBODY DOES VOICE CHAT

Is it pathological? You're definitely one of these stupid people who always just says bullshit and then starts shit when someone takes the effort to tell you to stop the obvious lies. I fucking hate you.

he hasn't played sv_alltalk 1 with Anon Babble

subhuman

partake in this thread after this post and your mother will die in her sleep this month

You promise?

no he's right, most games don't really use mic chat anymore

You're a gay nigger and you don't play games

Kid in helldivers constantly asking me why I'm not speaking. (Game does not require speaking at all even at highest difficulty), he asks this constantly so I finally snap and say "because I have nothing to say" he shut up after that.

broke, lol

works two ways. hardware failure or poverty.

omg you're a guy???

wanna hang out

please call me a slut!

let's do quests together

wow your character looks so handsome

Buddy of years recently got himself a mic, life in VC with him has improved 300%

I'm a girl and I want to suck men off.

London?

Where did you niggers go when Anon Babble was down

i am an anti social loser and i dont make excuses

umm nobody talks on mic bro

fucking first MM game i found
also why are there literal children on TF2 in 2025 what the fuck

but muh voice is chat is better than pinging!

Nah fuck off. I don’t want to hear you screeching in my ear every 5 seconds. Learn to use a ping wheel and type fast.

10/10

I sound like a faggot. I don't have a "gay accent" by my voice is so high-pitched and faggy that you can clearly tell...

I had my fill of actively using my mic back when I played 360, it's all the same shit.

some kid who hasn't hit puberty yet who is almost always either british or a niglet, nothing in between

"dude weed amirite"

shittalking niggers with no concept of push to talk so you hear [CHIRP] every 30 seconds

some guy trying to maintain the assertion that he's a gamer even though he's regularly stopping to either yell at his wife or his kids

some retard from portugal with like 300 ping who got into your lobby somehow

tfw good voice and good mic

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shit voice

shit mic (randomly have to re-plug it in because it'll start crackling)

nonstop amount of people that want to talk with me 24/7 anyway

My voice is one of my only brag worthy aspects, at least in terms of pitch. When I was 12 playing XBL in 2007 not a single person believed my age if I told them. Now at age 30 I intentionally higher my voice a lot of the time because my normal tone sounds like someone trying to make their voice sound deeper.

That one guy in the lobby that has his mic on the whole match and doesn't say anything until others talk, and his only thing to say is "DURR SHUT THE FUCK UP DURR"

post your fagvoice rn

no one actually says this anymore, everyone plays in a party chat like Discord or something. No one interacts anymore. No one talks to each other.
Stop posting this stale ass pasta

Stop posting this stale ass pasta

It gets replies so I'll keep on making this thread for a couple more years.

That one guy in the lobby that has his mic on the whole match and doesn't say anything it just sounds like the mic is stuffed inside his nostril

The best part is when you try to tell him that he's hotmicing and he doesn't even react. Especially if you can hear the game echoing through his mic so you know he can hear you.

post more FFXIV coom

I just put on a fake slavic accent. Helps with the anxiety.

I’m gonna fuck you one day you dumb sissy

thats a good type to continue with

What is this from?

bleached

Who cares. It's not from a video game.
This trannie makes this exact same thread every fucking day.

Who cares

I do
I'm hard as rock

stop using bleach for trannyposting

Take your meds you sub-human tranny you have been spamming this picture every single day for over two months now

Avatar or signature use is not allowed and bannable

wow i wanna play ff now

It's easier to coordinate gameplay via spoken conversation
People knew this in 2005 anon
You can go the extra mile to make up for this if you really don't want to use a mic, but ultimately you're still being an active detriment to the team and then blaming it on social anxiety which you refuse to work on

It's easier to coordinate cumming via your asscheeks

do it!
its fun as heck

I wish it were 2005 again

??????
early to mid 2000s is when I walked on the phone the most. Would call my friends all the time. We'd just stay up watching Conan O'brien and infomercials and talk about that and other bs.

Because I have overwhelming attention deficit problems so while we're gaming I'm also listening to a podcast or youtube playlist or music and I don't really want to turn my stuff off every time someone wants to play a game with me just because they prefer using VC. Also cause I sound like a faggot.

teammate only turns on to rage after dying

but he is right?

*turns on mic*

omg anon, how old are you

*turns off mic*

fuck you

How old are you tho?

Le same AGP roleplay thread #432412341234

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sex with ambiguous age anon!

I'm that teammate

You're already sitting inside playing video games with strangers over the internet. You aren't fooling anyone.

wtf don't blackmail me ><

Go, my minions

Better than bitching about politics thread #348,534,435,7695

whataboutism

You're all cancer. Ritualposting and avatarfagging on an anonymous image board is just fucking sad.
kys

Yeah it's whataboutism nigger, I know you post on those threads being a bitch like you're doing in this one now. Just ignore the threads you don't like instead of being a nigger

Nah we're going to ruin your shitty thread and then you will go back to your discord ERP server where you belong

D-don't make me use my mic W-W

I wish it were 2005 again.

Keeeeeek. 1.6 / Source game voice spam. Making friends by calling them faggots on voice. Ventrilo hang out when playing WoW with the bros.
Literally everyone wanted to get closer in 2005 because the internet was so new and cool and it was so easy to make friends you fucking weirdo. It wasnt until years later around 2012 and the massive normalfag invasion that we got faggots like you starting to whine about all of this shit.
And now we can't get it back because discord trannies groomer gang there's no innocence left in people that just want to socialize with playing games.

You'd have to be a serious loser to not use your mic for important sht.
I'm not gay but my voice is still high pitched and I sound like a faggot and I still use my mic. If I can do it, so can you.

It's none of my business why you'd rather sit in a gay porn thread than do anything else anon just know that it literally does nothing

>some guy trying to maintain the assertion that he's a gamer even though he's regularly stopping to either yell at his wife or his kids

had a guy in my friend group who was like this, every time he'd try to play a game for longer than 15 minutes after getting home from work his wife would make him do a household task usually done by a wife(like seriously what woman is incapable of comforting her own infant???), he eventually stopped coming around, wouldn't surprise me if he got a divorce since then because she seemed like a bitch and he seemed miserable all the time

this roleplay general again

Clean it up trannie jannies

Sorry, rules are rules. This thread is off-topic for Anon Babble :)

So you admit you are breaking the rules of the board?

Correct.

They are the ones doing the ERP. Have you learned nothing from the last happening?

Yes
Almost every thread is off topic

playing with friend on discord

team has a female

friend completely ignores anything I say and is completely fixated on cracking jokes to the female and talking with the rest of the team for stupid shit to seem relatable

game goes for twice as long as it should because friend keeps trying to show off and loses every clutch situation

This is a handsome guy who lost his virginity at 11, fucks women easily and has no trouble speaking to people IRL but he simps for fat bitches online every single time.

This is the only thing I took away from the leak.
Wouldn't surprise me if most of the "people" breaking the rules on Anon Babble are the mods.

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Ermmm because I’m a gril baka….

sounds like he has experienced all the lustful aspects of women and probably wants one who shares his hobbies, not knowing such a thing is probably less likely than winning the lottery

new

How can Anon Babble ever recover from this?

Well you took away the one thing that wasn't part of the leak and was fake. Your second point is more close to the truth in my opinion though. But saying it directly is a big no no and is one of the only real ways to get banned (see this entire shitty thread satying up as proof).

Because I have a spic accent and I hate it

self humiliation post

The only thing I took away from this leak is the average user on this board is retarded. How did you actually fall for this obviously fake garbage

oy shut it down!