the monsters are trying to get in
but you have a Nintendo DS
The monsters are trying to get in
Lemme guess, it's an allegory to divorcing parents right?
i refuse to play any horror game with retro graphics. put in more effort.
No it's the Warioware "Gamer" thing. But let's talk about that instantaneous jump to divorced parents...
I wishlisted it Anon, but please buy an ad.
children cannot divorce their parents, it was covered in the documentary
Photorealistic shit takes too much effort and leaves nothing to the imagination.
I bitchlisted it, but please remember shadowbeasts have no genitalia
I DON'T CARE WHAT MOM SAYS
YOU CAN'T PLAY MY NINTENDO DS
But that is clearly ad GBA SP. Possibly the blue edition.
Is it really WarioWare?
DS
single screen
posting in one of Anon Babble's innumerable shit threads
But that is clearly ad GBA SP.
nope nope nope
dude thinks the only alternative to low poly crap is photorealism.. wtf man... yo bitch ass needs an art education
yo bitch ass
Stop speaking like a subhuman, Anon. It's unbecoming.
The resemblance is undoubtedly similar. And bears less resemblance to the console with Tingle's Rosey Ruupeeland.
DeadSeat is a reference to the DS nomenclature. Like in all these games:
Dual Strike
Dual Sympathy
Double Shift
Dark Souls
Double Shot
Dawn of Sorrow
Digging Strike
Dramatic Stadium
Double Sequence
Double Smash
Dust Strikers
Destiny's Soldier
Drill Spirits
Dragon Song
Dragon Sword
Deadly Silence
Devil Survivor
Well, it fails at making its fake console look how it's supposed to. It's a doomed subject.
DS
one screen
2 face buttons
What are you a gen alpha?
ad hominem reply
rhetoricians were a mistake
never noticed how many did this. silly to be honest.
two buttons
one screen
you fucking bitch, thats a GBA
All it needed to do was this.
Nintendo is a bit of a whiny bitch-baby and if they made it resemble a Nintendo DS too much they would be open to the possibility of dangerous suits being filed against them in a Domestic Superior Court of Justice.
i am now thinking about the johny test pokemon knockoff episode that had a four screen device
ad hominem is only okay when I do it
That's referred to as Double Standard.
Indie devs need to cut it out with the "game inside of a game" shit already. It doesn't work. The whole selling point is two mediocre experiences at the same time instead of just a single focused vision.
Multitasking can work in games but all it really amounts to is spinning plates. There's nowhere to go from there. The average RTS match is more involved on a moment to moment basis.
Just do something retarded like this.
Were these random indie devs scares of Nintendo suing if they had a dual screen fake handheld?
Has Nintendo gone that far yet?
not a gameboy color with a worm-light
zoomers out
That console is clearly a mashup of a DS and a SP, you fucking autistic Tendies
You're the shortsighted dev, aren't you?
No? I'm not the dev, and no, I didn't make this thread to shill my game. Nice try though asshole, you really thought you were clever when you typed that.
I think it's a cool idea.
Yeah. I admit to believing myself to be a devilish scamp typing that out.
A lot of kids died as a result of backseat monster attacks before Nintendo finally installed a backlight in their portable game consoles.
You could not see what you were doing on a gameboy advance in the dark and the monsters would get you.
Your deranged sensibilities aside, "game within a game" or Double Self-referential games, as I designate some of them, are actually excellent.
You can't actually get killed in a video game, but if you are playing a game within a game, you can achieve that effect. Some developers succeed in using that as an immersion tactic, excellently.
You are a divorced spouse. That's why you dispute senselessly.
Tormenture is a pretty good example of this genre.
Suffer the night was scarier, but it went with invisible enemies towards the end. No one likes Invisible enemies.
This game is trying to kill me also does it but I didn't even finish that one.
these are my, uh, destined suggestions
IT'S A GAME & WATCH YOU FUCKING RETARDS
the game and watch had two screens
it actually takes far less effort to use Unreal Engine and it's infinite photorealistic copy-paste environments from the asset store you retarded nigger
you're a Dumb Shitposter
do you refuse to read any book without pictures in it?
Did you play Death Stranding?
No, but I did find it distinctly sexual because beaches remind me of butts and sand is the most erotic type of dirt there is. So I'm a big fan of "Princess Beach."
I don't see any other reason I would care about the game though. Hideo Kojima is a bit of a dithering stagnant loser.
"nintendo DS"
only one screen
genuine retard
it would probably be covered under parody laws
if you weren't so beset by delusional stupidity, you would realize the true location of the second screen.
Any DS player knows exactly what is going on here.
I'm inclined to find in favour of the posters who can actually include the DS acronym in their posts consistently. My rulings are not subject to debate/squabbling.
Lethal Company is good anon
Desperate Struggle
heh owned
what is he playing?
You have displeased society and as a result, no dames select you for deviant sexual intercourse.
I got you, Anon.
I don't need anybody else.
game does look decent, for what it's worth.
The idea is good but the execution sucks. So little variety in the overworlds and interiors of each location. So little interaction with the monsters beyond "lol don't get hit". So many little annoyances like how slow it is to sell and buy stuff on the corporate planet.
lethal company is dismal survival horror