I read a Chinese Steam review that rated Expedition 33 negatively, to get an Eastern perspective on the game...

I read a Chinese Steam review that rated Expedition 33 negatively, to get an Eastern perspective on the game, and I was surprised.

To paraphrase, the reviewer had these things to say that were positive:

Performances are good, feels closest in tone to FF6

Map exploration is immersive enough given the smaller budget

Challenging enough combat that you get what you give, basically

And their negatives, which were very fascinating:

The plot is metaphorical and romanticizes a real event, so adults latch onto the pretentious narrative and blow it out of proportion

It is trying to be nostalgic and modern at the same time, but the actual script and story beats feel ten years out of date compared to what we have now

Instead of being high or low fantasy, which are evocative, it is more concerned with showing a world fantastically constructed by the characters. This gets in the way of meaning while also, ironically, making certain things too literal

At some point this method of storytelling falls apart, because everything is "invincible" so any pitfalls or plot holes can be explained through a single interpretation. The setting is not real, but everything in it is concrete, which makes it feel lazy

The ending, since it relies on the constructed fantasy rather than risking being clunky, shows that the authors of Expedition 33 did not love their own work

So essentially their main contention is that the story does not really care about itself, but is also desperate to feel sincere, and this makes the game bad. Considering that Chinese media, even if not all that good in comparison, takes itself incredibly seriously and doesn't rely on metaphors, I can see the disappointment.

Review link for posterity: steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198072833649/recommended/1903340/

This is not a fucking blog nigger. Post her cunny

Well I can read the words but I just cant understand what that chinese dude is even trying to say, the phrasing is just too pretentious to understand

It is trying to be nostalgic and modern at the same time

but the actual script and story beats feel ten years out of date

nostalgic and modern at the same time

out of date

???

The chinks are fucking clowns who think that Verso replacing Gustave counts as NTR. I have zero interest in what those bugmen shat out in their review.

this is just a chink seething. his mother probably had sex with white men or something.

The plot is metaphorical

what the fuck is the metaphor?

romanticizes a real event

what event?
I'm not even gonna continue, this is enough to make the argument that it was written by AI

story beats feel ten years out of date compared to what we have now

It would be better if it were 20 years out of date.

are you telling me there are people who literally waste time reading reviews instead of playing the actual game themselves? What are you fucking poor, OP? Just buy the game, it's good.

This

it does not insist upon itself enough

Chinks only play gachaslop, their opinion is irrelevant.
Keep working the coal mines Xi.

To get the eastern perspective I read a poorly translated review from one random chink

This review was just posted. So, why did you pick it? And this is taiwanese, not from the mainland.

BASED AS FUCK. FEWER SHIT THREADS. MORE PUNTANKG.

oh, it's worse. Someone went searching chinese steam reviews specifically for this trash.

here's the review of some random literal-who Chinese person

lmao, I am NOT reading that

Shouldn't have came into a thread that chooses to discuss the game, retard.

This thread is about some chink review, not the game. If op can not talk about videogames then he can make my own non-vidya request

will there ever be a nude mod? TLOU ellie never had a nude mod

play chinese game

wow, the writing is pretty good

look the dev up

the writers are white expats

kek

There's 20 threads in the catalog. You threw up low effort trash, without establishing anything about the reviewer, the validity or even why anyone should give a fuck.

Unless you've got anything worthwhile here, I think the thread is done and so are you.

I read a Chinese Steam review

I stopped right here

Did not read your post, cannot even imagine giving a shit about what some bug thinks.

There's 20 threads in the catalog.

N-nooo you can only post in one of the 20 approved and paid for threads!

Modern Chinese fiction is completely soulless and devoid if meaning it is no surprise that they don’t take to any attempts at legitimate story telling.

chinese

retarded

Water is wet
fippy bippy

intelectual schizo, the critic

Okay, but are there nude mods for Maelle (16)?

There's cunny? I want to see cunny...

Perhaps the European perspective and art confused him too much?

chinese

Disregarded there, 99% of chinese media is either a bland and shallow power fantasy with little to no characterization of ANYONE besides the MC having a very convoluted reason as to why they're the absolute coolest and best or a dogshit story that relies on having been indoctrinated as a chink kid into thinking Romance of the Three Kingdoms is literal 100% accurate to what happened and knowing every googoogaga chink god and goddess story they've ever farted out.

I bet that same chinese dude love the terrible fucking webnovels his countrymen produce which all read like laundry lists.

tfw i agree more with chinks than my own people

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He doesn't know...

And the award for sexiest female character goes to *drumroll* Maelle. Oh boy I would sure love to destroy her tight little illegal cunny

Did the gameshow awards host really need to say this?

How did they get away with it.

By not giving a fuck. Turns out you don't have to care about what leftoid troons think. They're not the ones buying games. Their lives and opinions are worthless

Chinks have been pouring a lot of money into destroying the western games industry and paying off griftubers to shill their games instead so of course they are butthurt when some indie game comes out and completely mogs their shitty rollslop and gachas.

basically the entire argument the chink has is "it's all a dream ergo it's all irrelevant/unimportant"

whereas it's not a dream, it's a real world created by painting magic (just like traditional fantasy worlds sans the painting part)

Bug people can't understand straightforward things, what else is new?

Yellowfags/weebs be like

Where is the cringey forced romance between party members?

Where is my self insert teen protagonist with a huge harem??

Why is the villain not an evil God??

Why aren’t the characters all edgy teenagers / young adults?

Where are the outrageous hairstyles and fashion choices?

Where is the beach episode?

Why aren’t the villains long haired prettyboys??

Where is the cute adorable funny animal mascot??

Where are the comical relief scenes?

SHIT GAME DESU!!!

I can't empathize with people who are forced to live and die at the whims of an insane tyrant.

Ironically, it's probably a bit too real for him.

im surprised he didnt call it woke i guess only us and jap games get that criticism