I will never play the feminized, woke Donkey Kong game. It's just a cheap reskin of Mario Odyssey which already was anti male.
I will never play the feminized, woke Donkey Kong game...
Painfully unfunny In any direction.
I swear the autism around the new DK game here is reaching Chris-chan levels of obsession he has with Sonic.
elon musk level humor.
This is trying way too hard.
forced outrage, Anon Babble cucks really are reaching for things to make threads about these days, huh
Great OC OP
Raresnoys can't meme.
Kek
Censoring the word stupid
Fucking really?
Yup
wasn't this made by the guy who makes those comics about how much he wants to fuck bowser
what level of autism is this
censored stupid but not shit
Is this ironic or what
this is the most retarded comic ive seen in years and thats saying alot
WHAO THAT TREE IS CRAZY!!!!!!!
Who is the comic for? What kind of person makes this and decides to share it with others
Wouldn’t it be funny if K.Rool was revealed to be the subservient to this new monkey CEO
but DK always wanted bananas? He beat up k rool just to get his banana hoard
Meanwhile on DK64...
youtu.be
And for the record, DK at his manliest (i.e. Jungle Beat, the game where he beats monkeys to death with his punches), was not even made by Rare, or westeners for that matter. Actually wow, didn't know Koizumi directed this one.
Based and true,
This game is also really good, the taiko rip-off would have also been great if it had a longer list.
WOKEY KONG IS WOKE
I HATE WOKE THINGS THAT ARE WOKE
EVERYTHING WOKE I DON’T WOKE LIKE IS WOKE
WOKE WOKE WOKE
Jungle Beat is fucking based. They could've just expanded on this DK instead of whatever retard slop they're doing now.
burger version gets B-I-N-G-O
euro version gets the DKC theme and Don't Stop Me Now
WTF
censoring "stupid"
complains about woke
Really makes you :think:
DK has always been retarded slop, you liking Rare's slop doesn't change anything.
feminized
???
Personally I would rather my child use the word shit than call someone stupid.
This is no time for monkey business.
I understand disliking the redesign, I dislike it myself, but I fail to see how it is “woke”.
That’s retarded and queer. You’re stupid.
The new design being putrid dogshit doesn't mean it also has the be some political thing
Don't call people st*** you fucking nigger.
Imagine spending any time drawing this shit and then uploading it to Anon Babble; nigger, you want some fucking karma? GTFO with this cringe shit.
This is so retardedly unfunny it wrapped all the way back around and made me laugh
DK will never look this cool ever again
Sad
He wants to bait “funny” responses that he can share on reddit or twitter.
They are, you retard. You run around beating the shit out of everything, the earth included.
I just saved it so I can make a bait thread with it later.
He looks cooler in Bananza's boxart render.
Looking forward to it, nigger
Me on the right
Even in that game he made silly faces and acted like a goober.
ZAMN!
I laughed at "non-banary" and if you didn't you are humorless.
why do you hate him...
This dude got stung by bees haha
Forced soul like SMB Wonder
It's not. People are calling it woke to make fun of people who don't like woke stuff in games.
Feminized male characters are always woke, even when they give them random "strength" to pretend they are just as strong non woke versions. The CalArts DK is not tearing up earth when the real DK needed Rambi. It gives onions "rage" if that makes sense.
Why the fuck do you "people" keep creating these faggoty terms?
if that makes sense
It does not
feminized male characters
And this applies to Donkey Kong... how?
BASED
Look at his face, his expressions. Men do not emote like that unless they are emasculated by women.
So don't?
Who fucking cares.
Why does it bother you so much, lil troon?
miyamoto ruining another franchise
cool
is that character... doing any expressions other than furrowing his brows?
AIIEEEEE CALIFORNIA LOCALIZATION TEAM SAVE MEEEE, JAPAN IS LITERALLY FORCING ME TO SUCK GORILLA COCK
to make fun of people who don't like woke stuff in games.
dumbest post itt
nu-Anon Babbleddit will defend this
effeminate board
feminine
What do you think women look like?
Ah yes, real men are always angry, hateful, seething, and only shows those emotions to the world. Can't se thought of as weak and pathetic by showing actual humanity.
real men are always angry, hateful, seething, and only shows those emotions to the world.
yes. don't be a faggot.
Anon Babbleirgins don't even know what women actually are.
I will buy the game and take screenshots of this big monkey being a slut, and there's nothing you can do about it
The American version of Kirby is more accurate to Kirby's actual attitude in every game. He isn't some random puffball, he's fighting for his home and he's focused.
nu-dkfans ladies and gentlemen
Never tell anyone you love them. Never tell them how much you care. Never show your wife or children any form of parental instinct or happiness. Only non-human beasts demean themselves with such flippant acts of savagery.
You can just say you don’t like how a redesign looks, you don’t have to come up with elaborate retarded schizo conspiracies about how this is all a big plot to feminize a cartoon gorilla because your autistic seething doesn’t feel justified otherwise
Zestiest shit I've ever seen fr fr
yup; don't be a faggot.
this cutesy pink ball that likes to eat cake and kiss his friends on the mouth? he's FUCKING PISSED
come on man, grow up. Trying to make edgy headcanons of cartoons like sonic fags is embarrassing and autistic
This. I'm positive not even Chris-Chan was this stupid.
I think the really goofy shit is just an attempt to make DK more likable with children as some silly teddy bear ape.
I don't think it's some woke dei effeminate Trans psyop to make men s 0 l, eat bug bananas and uplift communism.
Be honest, you only defend this garbage only cus nintendo did it.
Chris Chan did not understand that the Boom spinoff was a spinoff even as multiple non Boom games were released so no
he looks like something dobson would inflate
roping a harmless argument over a character design into "culture war"
I'm so tired of just hearing you cunts speak
It's not. One is an insult and the other is just a word. If you call someone a piece of shit that would also be bad, it's all about context.
I don't believe words can just be bad on their own, it's how you use them that's hurtful.
[L] [G] [B] [T]
updated pride flag tie
oh come on, have some fun you sourpusses
You know I wonder why Boom was a spinoff
Did your father abuse you a lot?
I'm so glad I never developed severe autism like you guys despite spending all my childhood playing video games
Tendies ITT defend this effeminate game when it has a canon nonbinary character. Fighting games are bad enough with their push for trans characters like Preecha.
you're a low-tfaggot. Only women show emotions, cuck.
Hatred, rage, anger, and disappointment are emotions, too, ones men excel at showing constantly.
Source?
canon nonbinary character
source: I made it up
a canon nonbinary character
Link to the Nintendo announcement that stated this.
No cis individual dresses like that
Have Doug Bowser's statement on DEI. That alone should be hint enough.
How many levels of irony is this on?
They are purple, black, yellow and white. And dress ugly.
unironically using the word cis
way to out yourself as a tranny, no wonder you're projecting your illness on female characters
So you have nothing except your worshiping obsession with everything you think is tranny or non-white non-male non-Christian non-American, got it.
Samefag harder, tendie. Nintendo took the ESG pill.
it would have been less embarrassing if you ai generated this
So if DK making that face is "woke", every single character that's made that face for the last eighty-plus years is actually the woke tranny liberal child-raping dog-humping ramawamadingdong boogity-booga-beast.
White people still hold all the power and are not going extinct anytime soon, so you can drop the childish self-victimization for attention.
The gay stick figure guy? I don't think it looks like his style
Yeah, that gives it away as just being for fun. A real chuddha wouldn't have drawn a comic anyways, he'd prompt Donk Kong with a pride flag getting stepped on by giant peach and call it a day
And what liberal arts scholarships do you hold, o based reddit reject?
I see bots have reached the trolls trolling trolls stage.
Here's your powerful DK bro
YABBA DABBA DOO
The singularity is coming quick, soon the bots will be behind more layers of irony than the human posters
a single Canonball one-shots Diddy and Dixie
DK tanks three, escapes his ropes and deals the final blow
BEAST!!
Because they feel jaded from getting older and the things they know are changing.
What does that have to do with anything, child?
This feels like leftist gaslighting.
forced soul never last forever.
gets kidnapped again in the next game and doesn't appear until after K. Rool is defeated and does nothing to help this time
Such power, much gorilla.
Just wanted to know, since you claim to know a lot.
True. Leftists want you to believe E33, BG3, KCD2 aren't woke and that Nintendo isn't following suit. They already fooled conservatives.
That's all it's been since "anti-woke" became mainstream.
Seriously, conservative game devs have never made anything so atrociously tranny and woke.
Just wanted to know, since you claim to know a lot.
I know that Tex Avery characters were making those faces long before either of us were even blips on the universe's radar.
Is it gay if I want to motorboat Wokey Kong's droopy man titties?
Man, this forced soul thing has existed for hundreds of years.
Is that why no one talks about SMBW anymore?
what do The Flintstones have to do with this post
wonky kong
So many things have been forgotten over the history of humanity, forced soul has been running rampant since we learned how to put a flame on a stick.
So, is it the Israelis or the Indians spamming threads and posts like this? Israel makes nearly twice as many posts as the US does, but India' post count is pretty close to the US.
Anon, you fell for a shoop
archive.4plebs.org
Sadly it's just one guy doing this 24/7.
All of that's from 2017, he's spent the last eight years doing this despite everyone knowing it's him?
Yeah
It would be even funnier if Bananza was also directed by Koizumi.
lmao
Based.
I felt like old DK was pretty macho and the new one has absolutely none of that. Probably why most people don't like it
He’s literally in the mines seeking his fortune. Isn’t that manly as fuck?
*throw peanut*
He looks dumb
if i had a kid i'd rather buy mario wonder for them since 64 runs the risk of turning them into a useless retard like most speedrunners are
Notice how every complaint and "hurr gay/tranny" post is the exact same thing repeated over and over again.
Is politics over yet?
It can't keep going forever right?
Surely at some point everyone involved will get bored right?
They can't just keep going GAME FOR SIDE A, GAME FOR SIDE B forever as a marketing strategy right?
This is a pretty poor and misleading representation of the issues.
GAME FOR SIDE A, GAME FOR SIDE B
Like how we have games for the people who like cartoony platformers and games for the people who like realistic first-person shooters?
Why is Anon Babble so mentally ill?
Based.
Fuck Miyamoto and his nu-Kong
Appeal to triviality
If you don't care, why do you care that people dislike it?
OLD GOOD NEW BAD
OLD GOOD NEW BAD
OLD GOOD NEW BAD
HUH, KING K ROOL YOU MEAN YOU TIED UP DONKEY KONG AND HE CANT MOVE AN INCH??? YOU MEAN THAT HIS ARMS ARE AT HIS SIDES AND IS UNABLE TO MOVE BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN TIED UP BY YOU? AND NOW YOU ARE FORCING ME TO WATCH AS YOU FIRE CANNON BALLS OUT OF YOUR GUN AT HIS COCCANUTS?? WHATS THAT? YOU ARE ALSO SLAMMING YOUR GUN INTO HIS BACK PARALYZING HIM FOR LIFE???? AND AFTER YOU ARE GOING TO DO THE SAME TO DIXIE AND ME???? WELL YABBA DABBA DOO LETS GET ON WITH IT
The calarts bullshit isn't even the worst of it, it's not even the same character. It just feels like a shitty california knockoff while being too lazy to change any of the other designs before they shipped the product. The whole thing just reeks.
Do you people ever listen to yourselves or read what you wrote?
I meant every word. Tell me how I'm wrong.
The point is to get you to respond anon. It's called bait.
*throw peanut*
Personal opinions can be neither right nor wrong.
LMAO
Miyamotofags will never recover
monke SEXOO
st*pid
High quality satire
They need something to be mad at. Why not a game they'll never play anyway? It's the same shit as wokies crying about women with big tits in games they were never going to play. Anon Babble is retarded and doesn't play video games.
It's not bait, I hate this shit.
spend this much time drawing
add woke everywhere with a hammer and sickle
This is what years of Anon Babble does to your brain.
Is politics over yet?
God I wish
calarts
??????
Someone on the team probably pointed out that if the redesigns were badly relieved they could quickly wash their hands of it and use the older design as if nothing happened.
*received
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT TREE MAN?!?!?!?
mental illness
Woke means "not me". Not being me is bad, because me is me, and that makes me better than not me. If me wasn't the bestest, most importantest person ever, me wouldn't be me, me would be not me, but me is me, so me has to be better than not me by virtue of being me, and everyone and everything has to be me.
Anyway this is a me thread now. Actually, this is a me board now. I'm officially renaming this board to Mechan /me/ - Me, Myself & I. You're only allowed to keep posting if you are me.
Odd Rock is Mario and Pauline's daughter.
How will we react?
Hello me, meet the real me.
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