Why are you laughing? This is serious game development

Why are you laughing? This is serious game development.

good morning sirs!

why didnt the first sir shoot the gun?

You can't make this up

When does this release? It looks like a meme goldmine

And Anon Babble is a video game board

jeet sekiro

run around a slum killing random policemen for trying to enforce the use of public toilets

zasSAR

another thinly veiled racist India hate thread mocking their culture

its really sad, most of the internet is drowned in anti-indian AI bot posts now, before AI, everyone loves india

This is all the proof you need that Indians are content and shamless about living in squalor. They could have made a perfect looking city but they opted for this kek. What the fuck could happen in a third world slum that's of any real significance whatsoever.

everyone loves india

Nobody loved india, ever. Nobody has ever liked india or indians except for retarded hippies who read pamphlet about some samsara bullshit.

before AI, everyone loves india

AI isn't the problem banchod, it's the fact that Indians keep infesting our countries. Send every Indian back to India and we won't have any problems.

Saar, please buy the game. I have 10 kids to feed

I can't believed he killed Max Payne like that. Poor bastard thought they were turning people into glue, not they were turning streets into poo

This is serious game development.

And that's why it's funny.

This is all the proof you need that Indians are content and shamless about living in squalor.

Just cause it depicts India the way it is outside gated communities doesn't mean they are content about living in slums. Art reflects reality.

They should made this game in a fantasy setting than in urban slum.

racist cope
everybody worldwide loved india before ai bots, very spiritual, beautiful country and landscapes, diverse culture

come from a continent sized toilet

hmmm no it must be the AI algorithm that hates us, it's all fake, everyone loves us

Your completely unjustified arrogance is just another reason everyone hates you.

before AI, everyone loves india

Does this game let you act like a fool but think like a BRILLIANT?

Yeah the weird carnival fatso looks so jarring. It's not like those wacky Indian fantasy movies are in short supplies anyway

how many retarded pajeets are going to try this shit IRL?

I would like to play this shit rather than Rollslop games

Very poop, very mud, very rape, very maggots

I wonder if they're just using some Sekiro game template from Unreal marketplace or something. I also think the game would've benefitted if they set it during british colony time rather than modern shithole.

before AI, everyone loves india

I doubt that. Most likely nobody really gave a shit about India until funny indian scammer videos surfaced up. And then it turned out there's a gorillion of them doing stuff of low quality for low pay.

End your worthless life jeets

And then it turned out there's a gorillion of them doing stuff of low quality for low pay.

that's no different in any other third world shithole desu

The only culture in India is happening on their turds

saar simulator

no thanks.

brown isn't a race

Can you fight dalits?

only up was an interesting "escape from being brown" "game"

this is just silly

i believe the tipping point was "designated shitting streets" because that was highly popular on some boards for a couple years before it got even worse

racist

That doesn't work on us, Fagjeet. You are the most racist people alive and still operate under the caste system. Everyone knows indians are racist as fuck.

I didn't think rollslop garbage could've gotten any worse.

nobody really gave a shit about India until funny indian scammer videos surfaced up

People were making fun of India years before any of the scambaiting videos go popular because Unicef had to release a video explaining that they need to poo in the loo and not on their designated shitting streets.
youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk

Jeets love slow-mo so much it's like they all saw The Matrix for the first time 2 months ago

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I'm not fucking, you are fucking. BLOODY fuck you!!!

Health status : REDEEMED

Do you fuck on I?

This one song enlightened the world. Everyone knew the country was a shithole before this, but not literally.

Letting them on social media was their own downfall. By giving them access to post, they exposed the unseen rot that is covered up by their film industry, suddenly the whole world knew about the way they choose to live. It was a double edged sword, a kind of nuclear deterrence. We needed to let them loose on the internet in order to truly understand.

2014: UNICEF releases "take the poo to the loo", an attempt to potty train the population of India
2015: an Indian anon on Anon Babble defends his country by claiming open defecation only occurs on "designated shitting streets". Another Indian on Anon Babble claims India will become a superpower by 2020.
2018: PewDiePie releases "bitch lasagna"
2019: PewDiePie releases "congratulations"
2021: kitboga releases "do not redeem"
2023: Indians account for nearly half of all immigration to Canada
2024: the population of India surpasses China to become the largest in the world

Bollywood physics

That's a good rundown.

Dafuq Mukesh gon do?

the indianpeoplefacebook subleddit was also pretty big at a point, lead to bitch lasagna

There's no reason games don't look like movie cgi. they already spend as much on them as movies.

Looks like the first based parryslop, i'm intrigued.

throws estus

eats dung pie

activates BLOODY BASTARD

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"India will be superpower in 2020" is pretty much common idea even back in 2000~. I remember reading a blog where it literally doomposted about "if you don't learn indian and don't have indian spouse you screwed yourself".

What the fuck could happen in a third world slum that's of any real significance whatsoever.

Brazilian favelas have constant gang shootouts. It made for a pretty cool level in CoD Mw2 and Max Payne 3 was based all around that.

oh that's cute but her hair should be tied back and why doesn't the ref have a fucked up face

am I missing something? This game looks fun.

is it on UE3?

Kowloon vidya would also be very based. That BLOPS 1 or 2 level in Kowloon was fucking great.

Everyone liked India when only the upper caste had internet access.
Now even normies realize how disgusting the average poojeet is.

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Huh, I thought "Do not redeem" video was considerably older than it actually is. I also completely forgot about "show your bob and vegene" facebook screens, which also should predate even that.

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Yeah, ai doesn't understand how to render a smug face in ghibli

when only the upper caste had internet access

Dude the ones promoting the cow dung stuff in India are upper castes

pajeets have been doing that shit since MySpace took off, they just have greater access to the internet now than they used to

be QUIET nigger you should KILL yourself and your FAMILY

All that history and mythology India has, and they choose to set their game in some shitty slum

Nobody ever liked India, scam calls and shitty cheap customer service attendant always came from someone with Indian accent

You forgot axing Apu. I genuinely believe this was the biggest blow of them all. A fucking cartoon character is all that the normal populace knew about India for decades prior outside of the occasional born again used up cocksleeve roleplaying as a buddhist cause she saw an elephant at the zoo.

this lmao, they could have made a game with an epic ancient indian aesthetic but they decided to go with realistic dumps (probably because it's much easier to make and doesn't really require any talent)

I thought the real one said redeemed its so much better with it I hope they add it to the game.

they also have a pretty cool myth arc in the Hindu religion. how the fuck are Japs gonna do better games with "indian culture" than the pajeets put out

slum

maybe it's what their mid class housing looks like

Its easier to shit out shanties and other buildings with assets from an assets store than make anything new.
"Hindu" religion is just Tibetan in origin, Hindus get another L for stealing cultural achievements. Current "indians" are just lowest caste that were allowed to breed out the rest of the higher caste hindus.

Reminder that current Indians on the internet are supposed to be "good" and "advanced" ones that account for like the 20% cream of the crop of their population.
We're not ready for the redeeming if they unleash the dormant horde upon us.

Is this true

If there's one thing I hate brits for, it's teaching english to indians
had they not learned english they would be at least more contained in their own country like brazilians

Dark Stools: Scholar of the First Shit

Even normalfags have taken on the position of calling them pajeets and street shitters now. You go to any instagram/facebook comment section about Indians and there will be dozens of comments with thousands of upboots calling Indians disgusting street shitting retards who live like pigs.

same with jokes about jews and Israel, normies have become more based lately

I don't hear them calling out Gypsies though, somehow those Indian retards get a pass.

The reigns finally got to come off after lefties stopped caring about jews/antisemitism with everything happening in Israel. As long as you say you "hate zionists" instead of "hate jews" you get a free pass to say whatever the fuck you want. I've started telling my normie friends about the exaggeration of the holocaust and how its invention was used to create the state of Israel in the first place, but using it all under the cloak of it being a zionist scheme. They didn't even bat an eye, and some of them are pretty left leaning. More and more people are becoming wiser to the fact that zionists control our governments and media, so they're becoming more open to it.

This. The bots are chinese. Notice how the liveleak threads have stopped?

Gypsies are a euro thing, Internet is USA-centric.

You know the poopskin devs are shilling the game here, hoping one or two white western men would buy the game. Because for real no one in India would actually buy any of the new upcoming pooproll games. Third worldies don't buy games, they're pirates. That's the irony lol. Common Pajeets won't fucking spend a dime on these games. They'll all just wait for a fitgirl repack. Poor slavs won't buy them neither. Slavs a ND spics and favelan monkey would rutracker and fitgirl all the same. CCP and Korea, Japan have no interests in playing poopskin games. Your only hope is the Western audience. 90% won't give a shit, and the 9% would only get it out of comical relief, to make fun of the whole shit, make memes out of it. 1% is probably stupid white fags like charlie moistcritikal penguinz0 cos he likes stupid hype shit and indian slappy sloppy shit. No one would buy your shit. The 1% that would are memers, and the alpha zoomer followers of that memers would just pirate the shit. Your actual Indian slum citizens can't afford your games, they'll fucking pirate it.

Unironically think this looks cool.
The hit feedback isn't perfect but I like the urban slums setting.

there's still much work to do, much hate to teach, but we'll get there
it's wild seeing people make "promised land" jokes and shit and getting cheered on instead of cancelled, I just hope that this whole thing won't put muslims in a positive light

thinly veiled

HELLO SAAR WE ARE MAKE INDIAN DARK SOULS, TO SHOW PRIDE OF INDIAN COMMUNITY AND SKILL! VERY GOOD! YOU MAY REDEEM!

It's literally dirty hobos fighting in a disgusting infinite favela surrounded by trash.

Indians are literally a prank that some sort of god must have decided to play. No one can be this much of a fucking meme. It's like a population of a billion retarded, inbred pubescent children who are always covered in filth and shit, always confused and horny, and always dying in the funniest ways possible because they have no concept of the world around them.

depends on how they react to Israel's aggressive expansion and rape of Gaza

Dude just stop, you're embarrassing yourself,even before the whole migration thing India was known as the rape Mecca of the earth and everyone made videos how nasty and dirty it is, you're overdosing on copium

Play Dalit Souls

save game by taking a shit on a designated shit street

smear cow dung for buff and bonus

visit iconic slums and familiar landmark and help pollute all hidden clean areas

unlock new abilities by phone scamming mini game

heal by eating disgusting street food found scattered all over the game map

over 300 side quest consistenting of mostly raping female tourist

area bosses are all trains

the promise of Bobs and vagene move the story forward

outstanding customer support phone line

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People started noticing Indian's victim complex hijack attempt when they censored Apu youtube.com/watch?v=bYuaBAvX1rM

Secret pewdiepie and kitboga bosses when?

the average indian IQ is 76, and they live just in the right conditions to have enough resources to be able to breed profusely but not enough to get out of their rut and to get educated and civilized, so they basically live like insects just going through the motions and listening to their primal instincts

redeem google playcards to quickly get resource akin to consuming souls

die

CARDS REDEEMED

looks fine to me

waa racism victim complex

not even niggers cry racism on this site, despite the word "nigger" being the most used adjective here
they don't cry about it because they leave if they hate it, they stay if they don't care, which is a simple solution to a problem
no wonder why everybody hates your country

How can India be simultaneously such a shithole, but produce such amazing wonders like the Taj Mahal and the sheer kino that is Hinduism?

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everyone loves india

I just hope that this whole thing won't put muslims in a positive light

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The only reason there are so many muslims in Europe and the West now is literally because of ((Zionists)) propagating the same shit. Their hatred of whites is only equal to their hatred of muslims. They'd rather divide us by forcing us to mix together, thus making us incapable of banding together against them. If Israel didn't exist and didn't singlehandedly destabilize the entirety of the middle east, Islam and its practitioners would still be contained (mostly) to Asia Minor.

die

REDEEMED

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good morning

saarkiro, cow shat twice

Belisle

Subrahmanyan

kek.

My uncle works at nintendo, and he told me Dalit Souls 2 will take place in Canada.

Estus flask is a glass container of cow piss.

well the Taj Mahal is muslim architecture, for starters- a tomb built by a sultan for his wife- and the hindoo caste system is all kinds of fucked up when you look beyond the surface level.

Benchod, Redeem Priest of the Cult of Kitboga

it actually looks pretty good

It doesn't have the same impact as the original.

thinly veiled

can the resident cricket expert explain what's going on here?

People loved imaginary India in 90's before publicly available internet became a thing, you know, mystical far away land with spiritual gurus and elephants.
Same thing with Americans being confused as to why Europeans hate gypsies when their only point of reference is the Disney's hunchback of Notre dame.

That's not an apt comparison. Brazilians are actually the descendants of their colonizers. Even the browns have some Portuguese, Spanish, or Dutch blood in them, even if from many generations ago.
India was not colonzied the same way. Indians are ethnically the same as they were before the British arrived. They have not been replaced or mixed up, they've simply been dominated.

In South America, you'd have to check out places like Peru and Bolivia to find places where significant portions of the population have indigenous blood.

I used too, untill a few years ago where you started ruining everything you touched

that dodge

Kino.

If you're outside a safe area around the wicket you can be bowled out at any time, but often the bowler will let you leave to get a run-up. In the webm the bowler tapped the guy out instead.

so the guy is just mad because he got outplayed?

Needs double jumps to make it better and maybe wall running to encapsulate Bollywood tier action movies. Now that would be kino.

Enemy attacks you as you are jumping up, you can perform a free parry that lets you jump using the weapon or striking limb, then jump again for a third time.

Just imagine.

SAAR WE WILL REDEEM Anon Babble

NO NEED FOR GTA6

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No gun recoil.

Animated like its done by AI.

lmao whoa.

Dark Stools prototype enemy lineup (LATEST LEAK)

files.catbox.moe/pc0muh.mp4
I think the regular enemies look cool but the bosses are a bit underwhelming, they're going for a grounded feel but they really should take some inspiration from Dark Souls 1 and make some of them larger.

zassar

lol

that whip chariot

Elden Ring influence.

From one superpower to another

paint a motorbike helmet and some cuts of scrap metal camo

throw some tubes in em

call it power armour

based Ghanaians taking their design classes from Bethesda Fallout games

This game is in development hell

Is this Shitfu?

More like warhammer and halo vibes.

All the jokes, memes and prejudice in the world can't actually measure up to how stupid and backwards real, actual african niggers are.

made me lol

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Lord Patel, The First Redeemer

This boss is bullshit.

epic fail

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that final frame

lmao they can't possibly be serious

Because they are more talented than your avreage countrymen. So big reputable companies will chose to hire them.

That's unfair, she has three arms

I mean
Someone literally did at some point, logically

You gotta at least try to make yourself look less ESL, pravshit

Sorta yeah, as of 2023 51% of the Indian population still didn't have the internet.
you are getting the upper half (plus/minus some of the lucky lower castes)

Indians are not competent, they are "good enough" and much cheaper. It's like saying the Chinese are superior because outsourcing exists.
Problem is, "good enough" can't drive innovation forward.

the whole planet hates both of you, pakistanis and indians - you are literally fucking gypsie tier hated subhumans.
people hate your culture, your smelly shitty countries, and your gypsie jewish scamming practices.
your shithole is polluting this whole planet with your filth, it would actually be extremely beneficial to Planet Earth if both if you shitstains exterminated each other.

I choose to believe the guy spinning around with binoculars has to make a sonar pinging noise every time he completes a revolution or he doesn't get paid.

This "HD" looks so fucking atrocious.
Honestly, wouldn't mind combining this wackass formation into Phalanx.

kino that is Hinduism

oh please

Jeets man looks so handsome...

very good AEOS games... HOWEVER... let the AGE OF BHAARAT begin

Okay but seriously why do Pajeets enjoy these power fantasy movies where a below average guy btfo everyone and gets the whitest girl in india

desperate escapism

Too much slow down but looks kino

this looks inspired by 300

Is this guy some sort of a wizard? did her just casted Mirror image

Why is the main character always like 50, a bit overweight and has the same mustache, do they only have the one guy or is it fashionable?

why does every indian think a button shirt with rolled sleeves and chinos are the peak of fashion?