He did nothing wrong

He did nothing wrong

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in fact, he did nothing at all

He talked shit to me, so I sided with the Imperials and made him lose.
Should've talked with more respect.

I played the high elf and ignored the civil war quests.

He's literally a Thalmor puppet.

Low IQ retards side with Stormcloaks, high IQ people side with Imperials.

fpbp

God I wish there was a yes man option where I could just behead all stormcloackas and all imperitards and rule over skyrim myself. Imagine all the nord maidens you could have in that dictatorship

Imperials tried to have you executed for no reason.
Is that really better than Ulfric being snarky with you?

Lel

He's literally a Thalmor puppet.

Literally nothing wrong with that, it is in fact a necessary step of the Psijic Endeavour.

He fucked up when he went muh nordz instead of keeping on betraying absolutely everyone for pure power like Talos did. He did not perceive the shape of the secret Tower within the Tower.

He's not, dossier just says that they see him as a useful chaos magnet.

Why are all of the jarls slouchers?

total chimperial death

They tried to but the guy that was noting my name down tried to side with me and then helped me out when the dragon arrived and invited me to the house of an acquaintance of his and gave me stuff to help me out.

Nad DB did some shonky shit before trying to skip across the border, then the balloon full of uncut moon sugar burst in his colon and he assaulted two legionaries and a horse in a drug crazed rampage. That's why he starts the game passed out

for no reason.

Because we were caught next to Ulshit and they thought we were in cahoots.

Exactly. The guy should've bent over for Thalmor to then fuck over Thalmor and bend over for Daedra to then fuck over Daedra to then steal godhood and replace Talos. But instead he caved in to simping for his gay shithole of a "homeland" like an absolute retard, and didn't even sell it out for power.

Dossier says he became uncooperative after Markath, which is a weird thing to write if they were never cooperative to begin with, likely he was released from thalmor custody with orders to muck things up and create an excuse for them to interfere in skyrims business, but after that he made a bid for power for himself. Thalmor basically just went "fuck it, that works, keep an eye on him"

So basically what the last dragonborn did, selling his soul left right and centre safe in the knowledge akatosh has first dibs no matter what.

You were some rando that got caught up in an ambush for Stormcloaks. It was purely wrong place, wrong time. That shows mere incompetence and laziness on the part of the Empire. But by the time you're interacting with Ulfric and he's disrespecting you, you're already known to be the Dragonborn. That speaks to a deep retardation on Ulfric's part, to pointlessly antagonize someone so powerful and symbolic to the people of Skyrim that he's trying to rally.

When alduin attacked helgen, the empire stood their ground and fought to their deaths to buy time to evacuate civilians while Ulfric, who is trained in the way of the voice slunk away to his fortress and never leaves again.

Correct.

Weakest Imperial on their most fatigued after watch shift vs the strongest voice using Nord on their most refreshed post wagon ride day

He kinda chimped out at Torygg who from all evidence we're given would've been fairly cooperative with him and was even said to have idolised him

This reasoning really triggers people, it makes them irrational as you can see from the replies. They'd rather side with people who wanted you dead without justice, basically guilty until proven innocent, over some old man who talks down to you a couple of times. Absolutely mind broken because the stormcloaks HAVE to be wrong despite them being only ever right. We've been through this so many times, whoever the dragonborn sides with wins the war against the Thalmor and the Altmer. Which is why taking a few mean words on your chin from a Nord and freeing Skyrim AND Cyrodill from the high elves makes more sense than damning Talos worship - a god that you know legitimately exists thanks to ESIV - and further strengthening the sadistic actions of Altmer and weakening Men across Tamriel

They can side with Imperials, but they'll always be wrong. Not because Ulfrik is right but because siding with the very beings that want your race wiped from the Earth is psychotic. There will never be peace with the Altmer, the Imperials are hoping the Thalmor will spare them in the end but they'll be equal targets just like every other human race

If you're human, you stand with humans no matter what especially if the ones out to get you are elves

Dude wanted power, Torygg cooperating with him means it's the Torygg rebellion and he doesn't get to sit on a throne.

They'd rather side with people who wanted you dead without justice

I see you're stupid

Stormcloaks are idealists
Imperials are realists
Plain and simple, choose your side.

Stormcloaks are furries
Imperials are Thalmor cucks
the only based choice is to ignore the civil war questline

This
Can't be fucked with most of Skyrims quests let alone blue vs red

Thalmor puppet

Fucking hell this is the most misrepresented bit of info from the entire game.
THEY FEARED A STORMCLOAK VICTORY.

If whoever the dragonborn sides with wins against the dominion I'm picking the empire, better to have humanity as a united force than several squabbling independent factions with fresh grudges against each other.

Any man who sits like this lacks purpose in his life.

I randomly heard Ulfric's "Why I fight" speech and that cemented my choice to join the Stormcloaks.

side with people who wanted you dead without justice

Towered and CHIMpilled.

the stormcloaks HAVE to be wrong despite them being only ever right

The only thing about Stormcloacks that is right is the side of the map.

whoever the dragonborn sides with wins the war against the Thalmor and the Altmer

No. Dragonborn makes his side deliberately lose to Thalmor, but kills all the Altmer top mages and traps their souls, using them to build a new Mantella.

makes more sense than damning Talos worship - a god that you know legitimately exists thanks to ESIV

Talos legitimately exists and we need to suppress his worship to become him and take his place.

further strengthening the sadistic actions of Altmer and weakening Men across Tamriel

Men win by being oppressed and weakened that their whole thing, it's an eternal race-wide Padomaic cosplay.

If you're human, you stand with humans no matter what

Absolutely cucked n'wah.

kill a dragon at level 3

Wow much threat very danger

Dradons being immortal defines him as perma-bitches. In TES power scales with how mortal you are.

The only thing about Stormcloacks that is right is the side of the map.

False. The Empire ceased to exist first with the end of the Septim bloodline and second with the White-Gold Concordant. Skyrim owes no loyalty to a warlord like Titus Mede and they should be free to worship Talos as they see fit.

I like to use live another life for a more organic progression where you start in one of the holds and get a dozen or so dungeons and quests under your belt before you kill that dragon at the watchtower

The Empire ceased to exist first with the end of the Septim bloodline and second with the White-Gold Concordant.

Empire existing when it did factually cease to exist as you pointed out marks it as the One Empire. The One Empire must always be built on lies.

Skyrim owes no loyalty to a warlord like Titus Mede

Skyrim owes a pretense of loyalty, as it was always.

they should be free to worship Talos as they see fit.

Open and legitimate worship of Talos kills him. His mantle exists to be suppressed and occulted, inspiring Men to endlessly repeat the Deception of Lorkhan and mantle his power.

When a new game is going to come out and conclude who won in the civil war
Skyrim was published 14 years ago

They will probably play it safe barely mention it if they do at all.

the game itself seemed to give the impression the stormcloaks were the correct choice

utterly rapes the thalmor without lube solo and sends them running back home in you're path

despite having 8 individuals in the country

commits 90% of the crime

Since the Snow-Throat Tower is autistic Nord patriotism/unity, isn't it better for Mundus if the Stormcloaks win?

but enough about Argonians

Sorry I meant to type Khajiit

It's not a crime if they're mer. Just ask the sinistral elves.

That would be boring if true
not really
The civil war is a thalmor plot to weaken cyrodil before the approaching great war

I'm curious how they handle the Dark Brotherhood/Emperor situation. If the DB story doesn't happen in Skyrim then they are basically wiped out and no longer a viable faction.

Is it time to use someone else for murderous assassin urges?

Another one who didn't even bother to play the Stormcloak side. Torygg was a weak ruler and a sham of a High King. Even the citizens of Solitude state he is more interesting in Elisif than actually ruling. Torygg is a weak King and a symbol of a weak Empire. For Ulfric's cause to have any sort of validity Torygg needed to die. And yes Ulfric knew Torygg stood no chance. Even without the Thu'um Ulfric is a war veteran of the Imperial Legion while Torygg is a pampered noble. At least this way Torygg got into Sovengarde, which is something that was likely never going to happen given his way of life as a puppet King.

The tower in the tower is the game disc. He should have run around like an idiot disrespecting the game until he got bored and logged out of the sphere of existence, like me

he is more interesting in Elisif than actually ruling

Based.

This but unironically.

Mundus exists to get buck broken. The Mer and the Eight Divines are just too autistic to realize that.