UwU True to Caesar!

Is this a girl

But I want my dick in femboys. Not the other way around.

Still gay.

Would suck his cock

Proof?

It’s really not I’m straight and have a gf and I still let my roommate blow me on the days she can’t come over. It’s not my fault he can wear a cute dress and suck me dry.

God I poove femboys so much.
The femboy Legion meme is so cute even if it makes absolutely no sense.

In the legion?

Who the fuck cares about arbritrary labels like "gay". Just enjoy what you want.

Hope you kill yourself

lol, no.
Why would I do this?

welp
time to replay new vegas and side with the legion

dont worry, you dont need to kill yourself. somebody should kill you.

Good luck! ^w^

I steal NCR equipment but I also steal Legion equipment.

They are not nearly this cute ingame.

fpbp

Any porn stars with this body type?

They are actually ultra masculine in the game with a strong focus on strength, personal combat skills and honor over making heavy use of even simple technology.
But they wear skirts (even though the ancient romans wore skirts and they are just LARPing as them) so they HAVE to be cute femboys.

So if I steal from everyone because I just like stealing, does that mean I am everyones bitch or no ones bitch?

Keep doing this.

Can I say that I absolutely adore that skirt? These short skirts are the absolute best. Just long enough to cover the unmentionables but short enough to show off the beautiful juicy upper thighs and sides. I love them.
Sometimes, I wish I could be an adorable femboy in real life and not ugly. But at least I am big and strong and not a manlet.

sadly femboys never look this good

please be a boy...

ok what about pedophiles?

It's a boy.
Sadly it's not canon and the legion look nothing like this in the game. They are actually masculine gigachads.

but cute boys irl cosplay as them so it balances out

you are kind of pathetic man.

what mods?

Why are straights so mentally unstable?

There is actually a mod that replaces their uniforms with maid dresses.
But I don't like it because it's unimmersive.

weak bait, sissy

Liking things and having fun makes you pathetic.

You must be absolutely miserable.

based thanks
need to develop a nice femboy mod for new vegas sometime
found a mod that allows you to have a unique body shape to every armor but it's tied to a race mod

got any more?

and honor

Actually it's a pretty important plot that Caesar has completely failed to instill any sense of moral goodness in the legion and in practice they are worse than the fucking fiends. He took disjointed bands of amoral slaver tribals and taught them how to kill better, nothing more or less.

where can i find cute racist boys who will let me kiss them and have sex with them but mostly kissing thats the more important part

Anon Babble

Fantasize about killing strangers some more, sicko.

the pipeline on display live

Do not waste your time with that wretched scum.
You should stand above a petty creature as this.

already am a femboy lolol
made an actual male one for skyrim
now i need to make one for new vegas/ttw

lmao. predictably pathetic. i didn't even have to do anything more.

post legs and/or tummy

Maybe "valor" would have been a better way to word it than "honor".
But I recall caesar wanting to destroy the guard robot army thing because they are more about teir own strength than using tools like that to win.

They actually do

No u.
Also ur brown & trans.

next it's they/them

not really
been one for over 5 years
:3
always wondered why the legion is associated with femboys though

always wondered why the legion is associated with femboys though

Literally just the fact they wear skirts and Vulpes jackal hat (which is actually more of a hunting trophy).

THE ROADS ARE THE DUSTIEST
THE WINDS ARE THE GUSTIEST
THE GATES ARE THE RUSTIEST
THE PIES ARE THE CRUSTIEST
THE SONGS THE LUSTIEST
THE FRIENDS THE TRUSTIEST
WAY BACK HOME (BACK HOME)

THE TREES ARE THE SAPPIEST
THE DAYS ARE THE NAPPIEST
THE DOGS ARE THE YAPPIEST
THE KIDS ARE THE SCRAPPIEST
THE JOKES THE SNAPPIEST
THE FOLKS THE HAPPIEST
WAY BACK HOME

DON'T KNOW WHY I LEFT THE HOMESTEAD
I REALLY MUST CONFESS
I'M A WEARY EXILE
SINGING MY SONG OF LONELINESS

THE GRASS IS THE SPRINGIEST
THE BEES ARE THE STINGIEST
THE BIRDS ARE THE WINGIEST
THE BELLS ARE THE RINGIEST (THE HEARTS?)
THE HEARTS THE SINGIEST (THE ARMS?)
THE ARMS THE CLINGIEST
WAY BACK HOME

(WHAT ABOUT THE SUN?)
THE SUN'S THE BLAZIEST (AND THE FIELDS?)
FIELD'S THE DAISIEST (AND THE COWS?)
COWS THE GRAZIEST (AND THE HELP?)
THE HELP'S THE LAZIEST
THE BOYS (ARE THE WITTIEST)
THE GIRLS (ARE THE PRETTIEST)
WAY BACK HOME

(THE PIGS ARE THE SNOOTIEST)
(THE OWLS ARE THE HOOTIEST)
THE PLANTS THE FRUITIEST
STARS THE SHOOTIEST
(THE GRINS THE FUNNIEST)
THE SMILES THE SUNNIEST
WAY BACK HOME

DON'T KNOW WHY I LEFT THE HOMESTEAD
I REALLY MUST CONFESS
I'M A WEARY EXILE
SINGING MY SONG OF LONELINESS

THE FOOD IS THE SPREADIEST
THE WINE IS THE HEADIEST
THE PALS ARE THE READIEST
THE GALS ARE THE STEADIEST
THE LOVE THE LIVELIEST
THE LIFE THE LOVELIEST
WAY BACK
WAY BACK
WAY BACK HOME (NO PLACE LIKE HOME)
SWEET HOME

based honestly
fate of legion players

GALAXY CRINGE RADIO

Hey nifty America, it's me, your President John Hen-- Hahaa, gotcha! Three Dog here, how's everyone doin'?

Based on my time playing Fallout 13, the Legion Femboy is the better option.

I know that all of this has nothing to do with the games real lore and that the legion are actually more like the opposite of femboys in the real game, but I still really adore femboy legion and furry femboy Vulpes memes out of the game because they are just so ADORABLE!

they really are lmao
why no femboy enclave lovers though :(

you type like a fujo

post your legs already

I am more man than you will ever be!
I will never be a woman and I absolutely love that fact.

crazy that the legion literally trains some of its soldiers to be sex toys for the other men

You're a Fudanshi then

Please remember to always jerk off before making/replying to a thread on Anon Babble. It reduces the number of low effort coomer threads/posts and makes Anon Babble a better experience for all.
We thank you. Mario thanks you.

Damn, I love this!

damn how much u have legion femboy art damn

nah, the more coomer threads the better
We should have loli threads 24/7 to filter out the weak

Fuck it! Most of the threads on this board are coomer garbage, bait and trolling and even most on-topic threads are just miserable and only whining about shitty woke modern games instead of playing REAL games.
A few comfy little funposting threads like this one here won't really.

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all this faggy legion roleplay

Meanwhile in reality

Elagabalus, a teenage Roman emperor (218–222 AD), notorious for religious upheaval, sexual deviancy, and wild excess, was murdered by his guards; his body was dragged through Rome and thrown into the Tiber River.

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heh i mean look at the last GTA trailer thread
despite seeing women with lewd asses and tits
i saw people cry woke lol

post proof or gtfo faggot

Roman emperor

murdered by his guards

Many such cases. Senate might have had the authority to choose who takes the office, but Praetorian Guard ultimately decided who can keep it.

Enjoy while it last
once you hit 30 you go from femboy to fit dad mode
t. 33 year old who used to catfish anons for steamgames with pics of me on skirts a decade ago

hey at least you didn't off yourself.
btw do you still have those photos?

source of this pic?
Dude is a NCR who wants to have his own femboy Legion fleshlight.

There's a thread on Anon Babble called bottom heavy boys

Yup, I still fap to them every once in a while

This femcel meltdown about people complaining about femstodes was legendary. Worst Korea gooks are insane

Kek.
Cute.

who makes this art dawg
why is there so much femboy legion
not a problem im just asking

this whole thread

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Only when they're young. The wall hits femboys at 25 unless they troon out.
I wish I had archived basedbussy's insta before he trooned out.

Legion uniform has a skirt
Boys on skirts is a femboything
people are making femboy art of the boys on skirts of FNV, the legion
Legion Femboys

Hit the wall at 25

Nah, it is at 27 or 28 if you have good genes/eat well
the ones spoiling at 25 think they can keep eating cake and burgers every day as if their metabolism will not fuck itself over halfway through your 20s

27

you don't magically become old and wrinkled in 2 years anon
skincare,working out and a good diet can do wonders for you.
not to mention laser hair removal for the face.

he looks like he'd get his stomach bulged

Laser face

that fucking hurts but it was so worth it while it lasted
No, it does not last forever, no matter what race you are, it does grow back, but spotty and shaggy like at most (no full beards ever again). But if you can afford, do it, even if you don't want to go femboy, fuck razor blades, smooth as a baby bottom face is the best

You can also combine that with electrolysis.
that will say goodbye to the leftovers.
besides that skincare and retinoids/tretinoin,
good fitness
i've literally seen a 70 year old woman with a 20 year old fit lean body and a sorta tight face (lacked on that retinoid) and long silky smooth black hair.
and yeah it does hurt from exp!

Doing Lord's work

Can't you get electrolysis hair removal instead which is actually permanent?

Here is my DOL character btw.
He is super masochistic, but even more than that, ULTRA sadistic.
I thought it would be appropriate to posrt him in this thread.

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Damn, that second GTA 6 trailer really flared up the gay in Anon Babble today.

Being fair, this happened all the time, even to fantastic emperors like Aurelian.

I'm glad real boys don't look like this otherwise I'd have to become gay.

I don't have eletrolysis where I live. Only laser.
Lasering is fine for most of it, the only problem is that you have to keep maintenance and re laser every once in a while to keep the hair from growing back
I did it almost eight years ago and stopped it around covid, now all that grows back is on my chin and a bit on my mustache area and some of the neck. all spotty and not long at all, I can go a week without shaving even (2 weeks and starts to become a linux developer)

she's south american, argentinian iirc

It's just Anon Babble culture.
Every now and then, the femboy thread returns.
And even though real passionate on topic video game threads are the king, the femboy threads are still top tier threads.

damn that's impressive actually.
week without shaving i'm jealous lol
Are you considering going back for maintaince?
I've only done 10 sessions so far but i got 15 more.
passionate vidya threads are rare
surprised lack of modder threads
i make mods

Honestly I can live with shaving once a week
I cannot deal with hairy pits, so I am spending the laser money on armpits sessions
I wanted to do crotch too, but not only it is more expensive than pits+face, I am way too shy to let the laser lady zap my ass and balls

mm fair
really? what's so bad about hairy armpits/
i don't really have armpit hair anymore
you should just let her lol
Mine does my butt and pubic area.

troons false flagging again

You'll have plenty of time to bond with the laser lady while she handles your upper body, by the end of it you might be comfortable enough to let her have a go at your nethers.
Or you can get one of those domestic IPL epilators and use it at your convenience. They are not as powerful as what you'll get at the saloon but effect should still be noticeable.

Why does his rifle look so small?

Put some pants on PLEASE

This was back when Boone was still on tren

No! :(
Why? OmO

ncr guys usually have small rifles

My saloon rotates the laser ladies faster than I zap my pits there, no bonding, only shame
and I aint paying what they are asking for balls and ass, way too much

wide child-bearing hips

narrow shoulders

round face

effeminate eyes

long-ish hair

no dick in sight

That's just a girl on that picture. You are to gays what nonbinaries are to trannies, even worse because you do it for attention rather than because of brain damage.

Imagine brutally murdering everyone in Caesar's camp except for him (he was left crippled and unable to move) and a random legion twink you found cute, then making them look at each other straight in the eye while you and your followers take turns raping the legion twink until Caesar dies of his injuries, then taking the twink as your new mindbroken pet slave with the purpose of fucking him in front of Lanius after defeating him in the final battle, with Lanius last words being "eww" after your slave cums on his body for the 6th time.

Where can I find femboys irl? The only time I ever saw one was at a metal concert in Kansas City.

the zoomers don't know that uwu is an emoji and not meant to be spoken out loud

Dating apps, social media, discord

made an actual male one for skyrim

Post it. I'd do another playthrough if it's good.

honestly a guy can have all of those
What really gives away a guy is the torso to leg ratio
Girls have short torsos and long legs, guys have long torsos and short legs

Budget solution would be getting the domestic device and trustworthy bro that willing to use it places you can't reach yourself.
It's basically like giving each other haircut when you wanna cheap out on hairdresser.

Those are secondary female sexual characteristics. A man having all those is a genetic abnormality or a result of some really rigorous mutilation.

finally, some good fucking food

based on me

post yourself PLEASE

It's anime. Of course no real life guys look like this. Real life girls don't look anything like this either.
It's a stylized artstyle, not realistic artstyle.

Electrolysis is hell but I'm so smooth. It makes me want to cry every time.

I can barely handle the laser.

thanks :3
if you want part of the modlist
then
there you go
of course TNG & HIMBO is needed for it
and for some of the eye colors there are reccomended mods on the COTR Overhaul's author, they made presets which you could start making a cuteboy from, you could get eye mods from there.
I'll probably upload the presets for the elfboy
I also port female outfits to the male body
like that one lewd one is an outfit i'm working on.
It's maybe a bit exaggerated but it was inspired of my body IRL and my fashion sense
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there's also me wearing a witch cosplay which is sorta similar but well inspired me to cosplay as a witch
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this one is on a diff femboy mod i combined til i found COTR can make more detailed one.

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Chick head transplanted on a narrow shoulder wide hips body

Not beating the troon allegations "homos"

I wish I looked like this but it's impossible

Anime girls follow the same general conventions of attractiveness as real life girls. Soft features, hourglass figures, wide bottom, etc etc. There is nothing masculine about that legion girl in the OP. Neither primary nor secondary characteristics, stylized or not. Dumb weeb.

I've been doing two hour sessions lately and by the end I feel like I'm trying not to go insane. Everyone comments on how smooth my face is though and I'm probably over halfway done already so I just need to keep at it...

Another anon that lasered his face and boy.
I've abandoned my femboy phase already (I still pass though) and I still don't regret it, it's very cool not having to really shave.
I stopped doing laser already and it's growing back but it's so weak and patchy that I just pass a razor for one minute once every two or three days and that's done.

Since my hair is dark and my skin too white, so even after shaving I looked dirty so with that I managed to look spotless again.

No real life girl looks nearly like OP either so by your logic it would just be neither.
Either way, it's a boy in a stylized idealized artstyle. Cope!

How expensive is a complete laser hair removal session(s) for the face and chin? And how long does it take? Days, weeks?

I spent 2300$ on 15 sessions but you might be able to get cheaper prices by 1000$ depending where you go
It could take you a year or two.

Tranny jannies must be too busy gooning on discord to do their job.

a year or two.

Do they pick and burn/laser individual hairs one by one instead of large portions all at once? Jesus christ that's a lot of time.

depending on the type of laser
for me it's a large area a rectangular you glide against the body

No, every session is the whole face, the hair just gets weaker in irregular patterns so gotta do many and you have to let them grow in between.
Everytime you'll notice that despite there being a pattern, all the hair takes longer and longer to grow.

Retarded weeb.

have femboy/twink body according to everyone who saw my nudes

have generic guy face thanks to eastern euro genes

Should I even bother with laser or getting into makeup to try to look better or it's joever? my bf wants me to but idk

Why not?
it takes effort to look fem
besides plenty of eastern euros are femboys
self improve yourself

eastern euro

my bf

Дaй мнe cвoй aдpec, я зaбью тeбя дo cмepти cвинцoвoй тpyбoй. UwU

plenty of eastern euros are femboys

eastern euros come in 2 flavors. extremely feminine looking or the ones who look like extras for goons in a mafia movie

I'm an eastern yuro and I look like danny devito except with majestic hair.

Degenerate imbecile!

Nigger-tier IQ weeb.

did either of you laser your ass

No, neither ass nor nether regions because it was too embarassing.
I still shave those the old-fashioned way, which is not really optimal.

Now this was a very fun thread. Good bye! See you all again!

ni ni!
i go sleep now too ;3

you read it out loud in your head automatically.
you do self narrate, right?

its vulpes enchiladas

degenerates like you belong on a cross

uwu read out loud is just silence, its content is pictographic not phonetic

no, it's uwu

we are the cool and awesome faction that hates degenerates and treat women as slaves

attracts the most fags

why does this happen?

holy SEXO

gays hate women

When you take all the women away....

lol :3

We kind of want to be objectified and punished/enslaved/used/degraded/etc (in the porn was with no lasting consequences) so we're naturally drawn to factions which could feasibly do that. And the legion wears skirts so it writes itself.

Gays have womanized brains for the most part. They see legion and they want to be abused by it.

if I was a woman I would prefer men who want literally nothing to do with me over men who believe god created me for the express purpose of enslaving and breeding me

I want to be a sex slave for a burly, hateful man that bullies me but mysteriously knows all my limits and takes away all of my freedom and accountability.
No thoughts or responsabilities, just being a mindless cumdumpster.

the gays want women enslaved in the breeding pits out of sight, too.

Based
Homo-fascism now!

Blatantly wrong. Faggots are the biggest foid simps on the planet.
W*men hate men who show no interest in them just as much as creepy ugly dudes that show way too much interest in them.

Yes, no matter what faggot "femboys" say. Men do NOT have a bone structure like that.

What does DOL have to do with FNV?

Death to all femboyfags. You polluted Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, /tttt/. Don't you fuck up this board.

implying this board is good

bud i...

You mean they made them better

There is no point in arguing with the underage closet trannies. They're too porn rotten to understand that they're just fapping to flat chested futa. Their brainrot has contaminated places like Anon Babble and Anon Babble after they gaslit those places into accepting them as real valid men.

Yes, I know you're underage and have a porn addiction. You don't need to spell it out.
If you're a delusional tranny weeb, maybe.

I thought trannies hate femboys?

They are one in the same. Trannies are less delusional about what they are.

I haven't seen one who does. Maybe some 35+ transmedicalists.

Sounds like someone got rejected by a femboy

See Let them live their transgender delusions

NCR is already the pozzed liberal faction so there's no point, you have to understand the mind of a gay they want to infect everything that's not gay.

In-universe, the NCR is actually more homophobic than the Legion, so faggots like Major Knight have to keep it to themselves.

did a femboy fart on your dick when you fucked him? what's with the hostility