UwU True to Caesar!

Is this a girl

But I want my dick in femboys. Not the other way around.

Still gay.

Would suck his cock

Proof?

It’s really not I’m straight and have a gf and I still let my roommate blow me on the days she can’t come over. It’s not my fault he can wear a cute dress and suck me dry.

God I poove femboys so much.
The femboy Legion meme is so cute even if it makes absolutely no sense.

In the legion?

Who the fuck cares about arbritrary labels like "gay". Just enjoy what you want.

Hope you kill yourself

lol, no.
Why would I do this?

welp
time to replay new vegas and side with the legion

dont worry, you dont need to kill yourself. somebody should kill you.

Good luck! ^w^

I steal NCR equipment but I also steal Legion equipment.

They are not nearly this cute ingame.

fpbp

Any porn stars with this body type?

They are actually ultra masculine in the game with a strong focus on strength, personal combat skills and honor over making heavy use of even simple technology.
But they wear skirts (even though the ancient romans wore skirts and they are just LARPing as them) so they HAVE to be cute femboys.

So if I steal from everyone because I just like stealing, does that mean I am everyones bitch or no ones bitch?

Keep doing this.

Can I say that I absolutely adore that skirt? These short skirts are the absolute best. Just long enough to cover the unmentionables but short enough to show off the beautiful juicy upper thighs and sides. I love them.
Sometimes, I wish I could be an adorable femboy in real life and not ugly. But at least I am big and strong and not a manlet.

sadly femboys never look this good

please be a boy...

ok what about pedophiles?

It's a boy.
Sadly it's not canon and the legion look nothing like this in the game. They are actually masculine gigachads.

but cute boys irl cosplay as them so it balances out

you are kind of pathetic man.

what mods?

Why are straights so mentally unstable?

There is actually a mod that replaces their uniforms with maid dresses.
But I don't like it because it's unimmersive.

weak bait, sissy

Liking things and having fun makes you pathetic.

You must be absolutely miserable.

based thanks
need to develop a nice femboy mod for new vegas sometime
found a mod that allows you to have a unique body shape to every armor but it's tied to a race mod

got any more?

and honor

Actually it's a pretty important plot that Caesar has completely failed to instill any sense of moral goodness in the legion and in practice they are worse than the fucking fiends. He took disjointed bands of amoral slaver tribals and taught them how to kill better, nothing more or less.

where can i find cute racist boys who will let me kiss them and have sex with them but mostly kissing thats the more important part

Anon Babble

Fantasize about killing strangers some more, sicko.

the pipeline on display live

Do not waste your time with that wretched scum.
You should stand above a petty creature as this.

already am a femboy lolol
made an actual male one for skyrim
now i need to make one for new vegas/ttw

lmao. predictably pathetic. i didn't even have to do anything more.

post legs and/or tummy

Maybe "valor" would have been a better way to word it than "honor".
But I recall caesar wanting to destroy the guard robot army thing because they are more about teir own strength than using tools like that to win.

They actually do

No u.
Also ur brown & trans.

next it's they/them

not really
been one for over 5 years
:3
always wondered why the legion is associated with femboys though

always wondered why the legion is associated with femboys though

Literally just the fact they wear skirts and Vulpes jackal hat (which is actually more of a hunting trophy).

THE ROADS ARE THE DUSTIEST
THE WINDS ARE THE GUSTIEST
THE GATES ARE THE RUSTIEST
THE PIES ARE THE CRUSTIEST
THE SONGS THE LUSTIEST
THE FRIENDS THE TRUSTIEST
WAY BACK HOME (BACK HOME)

THE TREES ARE THE SAPPIEST
THE DAYS ARE THE NAPPIEST
THE DOGS ARE THE YAPPIEST
THE KIDS ARE THE SCRAPPIEST
THE JOKES THE SNAPPIEST
THE FOLKS THE HAPPIEST
WAY BACK HOME

DON'T KNOW WHY I LEFT THE HOMESTEAD
I REALLY MUST CONFESS
I'M A WEARY EXILE
SINGING MY SONG OF LONELINESS

THE GRASS IS THE SPRINGIEST
THE BEES ARE THE STINGIEST
THE BIRDS ARE THE WINGIEST
THE BELLS ARE THE RINGIEST (THE HEARTS?)
THE HEARTS THE SINGIEST (THE ARMS?)
THE ARMS THE CLINGIEST
WAY BACK HOME

(WHAT ABOUT THE SUN?)
THE SUN'S THE BLAZIEST (AND THE FIELDS?)
FIELD'S THE DAISIEST (AND THE COWS?)
COWS THE GRAZIEST (AND THE HELP?)
THE HELP'S THE LAZIEST
THE BOYS (ARE THE WITTIEST)
THE GIRLS (ARE THE PRETTIEST)
WAY BACK HOME

(THE PIGS ARE THE SNOOTIEST)
(THE OWLS ARE THE HOOTIEST)
THE PLANTS THE FRUITIEST
STARS THE SHOOTIEST
(THE GRINS THE FUNNIEST)
THE SMILES THE SUNNIEST
WAY BACK HOME

DON'T KNOW WHY I LEFT THE HOMESTEAD
I REALLY MUST CONFESS
I'M A WEARY EXILE
SINGING MY SONG OF LONELINESS

THE FOOD IS THE SPREADIEST
THE WINE IS THE HEADIEST
THE PALS ARE THE READIEST
THE GALS ARE THE STEADIEST
THE LOVE THE LIVELIEST
THE LIFE THE LOVELIEST
WAY BACK
WAY BACK
WAY BACK HOME (NO PLACE LIKE HOME)
SWEET HOME

based honestly
fate of legion players

GALAXY CRINGE RADIO

Hey nifty America, it's me, your President John Hen-- Hahaa, gotcha! Three Dog here, how's everyone doin'?

Based on my time playing Fallout 13, the Legion Femboy is the better option.

I know that all of this has nothing to do with the games real lore and that the legion are actually more like the opposite of femboys in the real game, but I still really adore femboy legion and furry femboy Vulpes memes out of the game because they are just so ADORABLE!

they really are lmao
why no femboy enclave lovers though :(

you type like a fujo

post your legs already

I am more man than you will ever be!
I will never be a woman and I absolutely love that fact.

crazy that the legion literally trains some of its soldiers to be sex toys for the other men

You're a Fudanshi then

Please remember to always jerk off before making/replying to a thread on Anon Babble. It reduces the number of low effort coomer threads/posts and makes Anon Babble a better experience for all.
We thank you. Mario thanks you.

Damn, I love this!

damn how much u have legion femboy art damn

nah, the more coomer threads the better
We should have loli threads 24/7 to filter out the weak

Fuck it! Most of the threads on this board are coomer garbage, bait and trolling and even most on-topic threads are just miserable and only whining about shitty woke modern games instead of playing REAL games.
A few comfy little funposting threads like this one here won't really.

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all this faggy legion roleplay

Meanwhile in reality

Elagabalus, a teenage Roman emperor (218–222 AD), notorious for religious upheaval, sexual deviancy, and wild excess, was murdered by his guards; his body was dragged through Rome and thrown into the Tiber River.

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heh i mean look at the last GTA trailer thread
despite seeing women with lewd asses and tits
i saw people cry woke lol

post proof or gtfo faggot

Roman emperor

murdered by his guards

Many such cases. Senate might have had the authority to choose who takes the office, but Praetorian Guard ultimately decided who can keep it.

Enjoy while it last
once you hit 30 you go from femboy to fit dad mode
t. 33 year old who used to catfish anons for steamgames with pics of me on skirts a decade ago

hey at least you didn't off yourself.
btw do you still have those photos?

source of this pic?
Dude is a NCR who wants to have his own femboy Legion fleshlight.

There's a thread on Anon Babble called bottom heavy boys

Yup, I still fap to them every once in a while

This femcel meltdown about people complaining about femstodes was legendary. Worst Korea gooks are insane

Kek.
Cute.

who makes this art dawg
why is there so much femboy legion
not a problem im just asking

this whole thread

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Only when they're young. The wall hits femboys at 25 unless they troon out.
I wish I had archived basedbussy's insta before he trooned out.

Legion uniform has a skirt
Boys on skirts is a femboything
people are making femboy art of the boys on skirts of FNV, the legion
Legion Femboys

Hit the wall at 25

Nah, it is at 27 or 28 if you have good genes/eat well
the ones spoiling at 25 think they can keep eating cake and burgers every day as if their metabolism will not fuck itself over halfway through your 20s

27

you don't magically become old and wrinkled in 2 years anon
skincare,working out and a good diet can do wonders for you.
not to mention laser hair removal for the face.

he looks like he'd get his stomach bulged

Laser face

that fucking hurts but it was so worth it while it lasted
No, it does not last forever, no matter what race you are, it does grow back, but spotty and shaggy like at most (no full beards ever again). But if you can afford, do it, even if you don't want to go femboy, fuck razor blades, smooth as a baby bottom face is the best

You can also combine that with electrolysis.
that will say goodbye to the leftovers.
besides that skincare and retinoids/tretinoin,
good fitness
i've literally seen a 70 year old woman with a 20 year old fit lean body and a sorta tight face (lacked on that retinoid) and long silky smooth black hair.
and yeah it does hurt from exp!

Doing Lord's work

Can't you get electrolysis hair removal instead which is actually permanent?

Here is my DOL character btw.
He is super masochistic, but even more than that, ULTRA sadistic.
I thought it would be appropriate to posrt him in this thread.

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Damn, that second GTA 6 trailer really flared up the gay in Anon Babble today.

Being fair, this happened all the time, even to fantastic emperors like Aurelian.

I'm glad real boys don't look like this otherwise I'd have to become gay.

I don't have eletrolysis where I live. Only laser.
Lasering is fine for most of it, the only problem is that you have to keep maintenance and re laser every once in a while to keep the hair from growing back
I did it almost eight years ago and stopped it around covid, now all that grows back is on my chin and a bit on my mustache area and some of the neck. all spotty and not long at all, I can go a week without shaving even (2 weeks and starts to become a linux developer)

she's south american, argentinian iirc

It's just Anon Babble culture.
Every now and then, the femboy thread returns.
And even though real passionate on topic video game threads are the king, the femboy threads are still top tier threads.

damn that's impressive actually.
week without shaving i'm jealous lol
Are you considering going back for maintaince?
I've only done 10 sessions so far but i got 15 more.
passionate vidya threads are rare
surprised lack of modder threads
i make mods

Honestly I can live with shaving once a week
I cannot deal with hairy pits, so I am spending the laser money on armpits sessions
I wanted to do crotch too, but not only it is more expensive than pits+face, I am way too shy to let the laser lady zap my ass and balls

mm fair
really? what's so bad about hairy armpits/
i don't really have armpit hair anymore
you should just let her lol
Mine does my butt and pubic area.

troons false flagging again

You'll have plenty of time to bond with the laser lady while she handles your upper body, by the end of it you might be comfortable enough to let her have a go at your nethers.
Or you can get one of those domestic IPL epilators and use it at your convenience. They are not as powerful as what you'll get at the saloon but effect should still be noticeable.

Why does his rifle look so small?

Put some pants on PLEASE

This was back when Boone was still on tren

No! :(
Why? OmO

ncr guys usually have small rifles

My saloon rotates the laser ladies faster than I zap my pits there, no bonding, only shame
and I aint paying what they are asking for balls and ass, way too much

wide child-bearing hips

narrow shoulders

round face

effeminate eyes

long-ish hair

no dick in sight

That's just a girl on that picture. You are to gays what nonbinaries are to trannies, even worse because you do it for attention rather than because of brain damage.

Imagine brutally murdering everyone in Caesar's camp except for him (he was left crippled and unable to move) and a random legion twink you found cute, then making them look at each other straight in the eye while you and your followers take turns raping the legion twink until Caesar dies of his injuries, then taking the twink as your new mindbroken pet slave with the purpose of fucking him in front of Lanius after defeating him in the final battle, with Lanius last words being "eww" after your slave cums on his body for the 6th time.

Where can I find femboys irl? The only time I ever saw one was at a metal concert in Kansas City.

the zoomers don't know that uwu is an emoji and not meant to be spoken out loud

Dating apps, social media, discord

made an actual male one for skyrim

Post it. I'd do another playthrough if it's good.

honestly a guy can have all of those
What really gives away a guy is the torso to leg ratio
Girls have short torsos and long legs, guys have long torsos and short legs

Budget solution would be getting the domestic device and trustworthy bro that willing to use it places you can't reach yourself.
It's basically like giving each other haircut when you wanna cheap out on hairdresser.

Those are secondary female sexual characteristics. A man having all those is a genetic abnormality or a result of some really rigorous mutilation.

finally, some good fucking food

based on me

post yourself PLEASE

It's anime. Of course no real life guys look like this. Real life girls don't look anything like this either.
It's a stylized artstyle, not realistic artstyle.

Electrolysis is hell but I'm so smooth. It makes me want to cry every time.

I can barely handle the laser.

thanks :3
if you want part of the modlist
then
there you go
of course TNG & HIMBO is needed for it
and for some of the eye colors there are reccomended mods on the COTR Overhaul's author, they made presets which you could start making a cuteboy from, you could get eye mods from there.
I'll probably upload the presets for the elfboy
I also port female outfits to the male body
like that one lewd one is an outfit i'm working on.
It's maybe a bit exaggerated but it was inspired of my body IRL and my fashion sense
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there's also me wearing a witch cosplay which is sorta similar but well inspired me to cosplay as a witch
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this one is on a diff femboy mod i combined til i found COTR can make more detailed one.

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Chick head transplanted on a narrow shoulder wide hips body

Not beating the troon allegations "homos"

I wish I looked like this but it's impossible

Anime girls follow the same general conventions of attractiveness as real life girls. Soft features, hourglass figures, wide bottom, etc etc. There is nothing masculine about that legion girl in the OP. Neither primary nor secondary characteristics, stylized or not. Dumb weeb.

I've been doing two hour sessions lately and by the end I feel like I'm trying not to go insane. Everyone comments on how smooth my face is though and I'm probably over halfway done already so I just need to keep at it...

Another anon that lasered his face and boy.
I've abandoned my femboy phase already (I still pass though) and I still don't regret it, it's very cool not having to really shave.
I stopped doing laser already and it's growing back but it's so weak and patchy that I just pass a razor for one minute once every two or three days and that's done.

Since my hair is dark and my skin too white, so even after shaving I looked dirty so with that I managed to look spotless again.

No real life girl looks nearly like OP either so by your logic it would just be neither.
Either way, it's a boy in a stylized idealized artstyle. Cope!

How expensive is a complete laser hair removal session(s) for the face and chin? And how long does it take? Days, weeks?

I spent 2300$ on 15 sessions but you might be able to get cheaper prices by 1000$ depending where you go
It could take you a year or two.

Tranny jannies must be too busy gooning on discord to do their job.

a year or two.

Do they pick and burn/laser individual hairs one by one instead of large portions all at once? Jesus christ that's a lot of time.

depending on the type of laser
for me it's a large area a rectangular you glide against the body

No, every session is the whole face, the hair just gets weaker in irregular patterns so gotta do many and you have to let them grow in between.
Everytime you'll notice that despite there being a pattern, all the hair takes longer and longer to grow.

Retarded weeb.

have femboy/twink body according to everyone who saw my nudes

have generic guy face thanks to eastern euro genes

Should I even bother with laser or getting into makeup to try to look better or it's joever? my bf wants me to but idk

Why not?
it takes effort to look fem
besides plenty of eastern euros are femboys
self improve yourself

eastern euro

my bf

Дaй мнe cвoй aдpec, я зaбью тeбя дo cмepти cвинцoвoй тpyбoй. UwU

plenty of eastern euros are femboys

eastern euros come in 2 flavors. extremely feminine looking or the ones who look like extras for goons in a mafia movie

I'm an eastern yuro and I look like danny devito except with majestic hair.

Degenerate imbecile!

Nigger-tier IQ weeb.

did either of you laser your ass

No, neither ass nor nether regions because it was too embarassing.
I still shave those the old-fashioned way, which is not really optimal.

Now this was a very fun thread. Good bye! See you all again!

ni ni!
i go sleep now too ;3

you read it out loud in your head automatically.
you do self narrate, right?

its vulpes enchiladas

degenerates like you belong on a cross

uwu read out loud is just silence, its content is pictographic not phonetic

no, it's uwu

we are the cool and awesome faction that hates degenerates and treat women as slaves

attracts the most fags

why does this happen?

holy SEXO

gays hate women

When you take all the women away....

lol :3

We kind of want to be objectified and punished/enslaved/used/degraded/etc (in the porn was with no lasting consequences) so we're naturally drawn to factions which could feasibly do that. And the legion wears skirts so it writes itself.

Gays have womanized brains for the most part. They see legion and they want to be abused by it.

if I was a woman I would prefer men who want literally nothing to do with me over men who believe god created me for the express purpose of enslaving and breeding me

I want to be a sex slave for a burly, hateful man that bullies me but mysteriously knows all my limits and takes away all of my freedom and accountability.
No thoughts or responsabilities, just being a mindless cumdumpster.

the gays want women enslaved in the breeding pits out of sight, too.

Based
Homo-fascism now!

Blatantly wrong. Faggots are the biggest foid simps on the planet.
W*men hate men who show no interest in them just as much as creepy ugly dudes that show way too much interest in them.

Yes, no matter what faggot "femboys" say. Men do NOT have a bone structure like that.

What does DOL have to do with FNV?

Death to all femboyfags. You polluted Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, /tttt/. Don't you fuck up this board.

implying this board is good

bud i...

You mean they made them better

There is no point in arguing with the underage closet trannies. They're too porn rotten to understand that they're just fapping to flat chested futa. Their brainrot has contaminated places like Anon Babble and Anon Babble after they gaslit those places into accepting them as real valid men.

Yes, I know you're underage and have a porn addiction. You don't need to spell it out.
If you're a delusional tranny weeb, maybe.

I thought trannies hate femboys?

They are one in the same. Trannies are less delusional about what they are.

I haven't seen one who does. Maybe some 35+ transmedicalists.

Sounds like someone got rejected by a femboy

See Let them live their transgender delusions

NCR is already the pozzed liberal faction so there's no point, you have to understand the mind of a gay they want to infect everything that's not gay.

In-universe, the NCR is actually more homophobic than the Legion, so faggots like Major Knight have to keep it to themselves.

did a femboy fart on your dick when you fucked him? what's with the hostility

This whole femboy legionaire meme is so fucking cringe
Everyone knows that legion guys should be muscular twunks

L O N D O N

are you a hoi4 modder_

is this supposed to deter or encourage

rolling for 3

troonjak party lost lol

Soijack aren't the ones jacking off to little girls with dicks

ew bro why are you imagining that in the first place

Yes I'm also a hoi4 modder but I do my own projects

"When I was... 11 years old, my grandfather fucked in my ass. I remember, you know, him just stickin' it up me and he LIFTED me UP and TOUCHED muh DICK and it felt great! My ass was bolstered and I was orgasmic and I cummed all over myself it sparked my imagination... and it gave me a rash. It's not even possible!"
t. OP

This image is unironically true because anime girls are a dime a dozen whereas traps or femboys are rare as fuck.

Anon says this while soijak party sends people child phonography as an own

Femboys are overrepresented and overdone. Every tranime has a "teehee i look, dress, sound and act like a girl but I'm really a boy" and it's fucking annoying. Death to troons
Not a soijack and not a pedo like you.

Give it here

Video games?

If there were more femboys in anime I'd be watching a lot more of it.
Quite being a retard and conflating trannies with traps, they're not the same and you're mentally ill and giving trannies what they want when they also lie and say it's the same.

conflating trannies with traps, they're not the same

Yes they are. You're lying to yourself. Even Japan knows they are trans (that and genderbenders)

god i wish i looked like that

Aight nigga. No point arguing with you when you're this far gone.
Good luck with the TDS.

And you with your male pattern baldness

I have come to make a appreciation post for my favorite legion fanartist a schizophrenic Argentinian Yume, that contributed art to my favorite OWB submod

Even Japan knows they are trans

"femboy" in japanese is otokonoko. "trans" is newhalf.

unlike a western femboy, who is mostly a "boymoding" transbian, an otokonoko is a gay fuccboi who puts on girly clothes to attract other dudes for sex. they don't identify as women they just want to get plapped.

Feminine cuteness with a male brain,
Heaven on earth....

Wrong. Otokonoko is transgender. Newhalf is a slur.
Congratulations on coming out as trans, bestie!

We get an anti-trans & femboy anon lecturing people on transphobic slurs before GTA 6

tourist shartynigger doesn't know what traps and otokonoko is

Many such cases.

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Grooming people into being trans?
Typical behavior.

Congratulations on coming out as trans, bestie!

No, I'm coming out as chaser and 10th prestige misogynist.

why is he wearing a fauci facediaper?

Like women, a lot of femboys have rape fantasies. The idea of a man's lust being so overpowering that he just TAKES me is intoxicating. Especially if I say no or ask him to stop and he just ignores me. But my first experience was kind of rough so that may be coloring my preferences.

Be the change you want to be in the thread. Let's speculate how Caesar would react to this thread and the "traps aren't gay" meme. Perhaps he'd bring it back to Hegelian dialectics?

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You're super pretty, please never chop it off

Thank you! And I'm rather against HRT.

Post feet and I goon even though I really really shouldn't.

Literally

L I T E R A L L Y

Contrariansexual

Can you make this shit up? I cannot.

I'm rather against HRT.

Would you please be so kind as to have your chromosomes preserved so the future race of aryan femboy supersoldiers can be genetically engineered?

Sailor jupiter is hot

Contrariansexual

Umm, yes? Look at this damn URL of this website, where the fuck do you think you are?

I'm ob Anon Babble and your NIGGER FAGGOT ass does not represent the website or the board. You are NOT the majority. You DO NOT fit in. You NEVER will. I don't know if your parents will have to bury you, but if they do - they WILL use your real name.

Lnao yes don't worry

the fool thinks he's in a good company

the company wasn't even the actual main demographic, just a bunch of spammers

Next your tranny ass will tell me BG3 is Anon Babblecore and everyone here loved Fallout 3 on release.

ingles

unsourced random snippet from a third world tertiary tourist. real and valid.

have slaves you expect to do labor for you

treat them worse than nearly all slaves throughout history

What did Caesar mean by this?

Anon Babble was gay from the start.

I didn't know Japan was the 3rd world

i hate what that faggot did to my sexuality

Nope
Nair up the butt and balls was enough for me back when I needed to look completely hairless for taking pics
Being full smooth is fucking great but takes either time or money and dedication. Since I am past my femboy phase and don't take pics anymore I just trim it all up with a mechanical shaver

third world and tertiary are modifying "tourist" (i.e. you)

this but unironically

He'd probably not actually put much thought into it, He'd might be disgusted or annoyed and make an example out of whoever bothered him with that shit out of a impulse reaction but he wouldn't really dig any deeper so long as it's out of sight for him he probably won't give a fuck if his legoinaires are doing weird shit behind closed tent flaps or if there are any weird rumors so long as it doesn't get in the way of duties.
Now If your forced him to philosophize on the subject, dunno he might pull some shit on the individual trying to reconcile their not normally masculine traits by attributing them to feminine but the only real way forward is directly merging everything or someshit?

rollo?

Legit curious, are you just regular gay now or straight? Also how old if you don't mind sharing.

N-no you

How creative. Now please, step into the chamber.

Reminder that Caesar is a canonical retard, both in writing & stats, who doesn't even understand philosophy. He just name drops Hegel and other dumb shit to try to sound smart, really Alex Jones tier shit lmao. Part of the reason he's so relatable to me

Crucifixion for every femboy in this thread
Legion Assassins for any survivors that escape

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I am over 30 now
I think I am officially straight now, I have a gf (female) and I love her very much
She likes I have a big bubble but so all those squats from trap days were more worth it than I thought, lol.

You can't, you will always be in these threads just to bitch and moan.

god I don't miss the work it took to be completely smooth down there, but I had a lot of fun in my 20s. I'm almost glad to be free of it in my thirties, but part of me misses being able to post something online and have a guy show up within the hour. I kind of wish I hadn't deleted the pictures, but it's probably best I did since that time in my life has passed. Just took me some time to come to terms with it I guess.

that burn the first time I got nair somewhere it didn't belong

You do know what happened in the Roman army, don't you?

I think its funny that men with these gynephile fetishes are aroused by everything except the most likely scenario: ordinary or ugly mean throwing them off rooftops

love pussy

die

Never go to gay city.

ITT: Attention-starved autogynephiles.

Based, actually.
Problem, conformistsexual?

Nair chemical burn

Oh I know that quite well, we all know that quite well haha
10min max is printed in bold letters on the instructions for a reason

deleted all pics

I buried mine on a portable HDD and shoved it in a drawer, over gigabytes of pics, I still look at them every once in a while, I came to terms that those times will never return and I don't regret them, so now I mostly cringe at my bad angles and dumb ass ideas for staging pics

I will supply them with the attention it they desire it........

so now I mostly cringe at my bad angles and dumb ass ideas for staging pics

Thank god back then we had much less competition.

thank you both for maturing and not turning yourselves into something like jazz jennigs or hunter shafer

You don't just become Jewish, you are born that way.

I have my own thoughts. That's the most non-conformist thing one could possibly have. You're controllable. The herd does everything it's told. You do the opposite of everything you're told. You are the same. I am different.

no kidding
Taking horsecock dildos up the bum while dressed as some anime trap has become so normalized
No way I would drop what ever I had left after paying uni and bills during my 20s on a fucking bad dragon dildo to shove inside me for posting on OF

You can't be a trap for your whole life without going full troon to keep the dad body mode away forever
I am still feminine for a guy, but now I just look like a mid 20 year old even though I am a decade older than that, I also knew that even though gay marriage has the best odds for staying together forever, I also knew that is for male looking fags with other male looking fags, not traps.
So yeah, if is there any lesson in my life so far
Do have fun on your 20s if you look like a girl, get piped, take pics, have fun. but know you will have to choose either go straight and find a cute girl of your own or go full gay and find a nice guy of your own. trapping with hormones or not is ephemeral, eventually you grow out of it

Uwu true to caesar!

suzi hunter was born jewish

well damn, you're right

I also knew that is for male looking fags with other male looking fags

Now now, be honest. Gay marriage was pushed by gel using spike-haired tripleXL flannel shirt wearing dyke women who pair up with other obese hairgelled dykes. Gay men were content to remain homies at Miami, Palm Springs and Miramar. The marriage part was done by dykes, who are also the most likely to have a violent divorce

Tourist is when you know Anon Babble was made at the same time as Anon Babble to keep the trapfaggotry away from the actual gay content

It's a fetish, you can't let it take over your life. That's how you become, may god forgive me for uttering this word, a tr**n.

Taking horsecock dildos up the bum while dressed as some anime trap has become so normalized

I can't imagine these guys end up with colons in any decent shape. I can count the number of times I let someone in my ass on my hands still. All the prep for anal was crazy work.

Why are you so mad over femboys
Did someone cuck you?

Oh I guess I couldn't get my thoughts across
I was referring to that although male on male marriages have great success results, bigger than male on female ones. they are always with both males being male presenting and liking male looking partners
With a trap like us, we look like girls in our 20s, and the guys we attracted were often sexually confused straight dudes or chasers, and both of them were attracted to us because of our looks and nothing else
Maybe it was my experiences, but none of the guys I ever got with in my 20s were someone I would want to marry
Meanwhile as soon as I stop all that fag shit, went straight (when I was 28), I managed to bag a cute 19 year old trad girl (who thought I was gay for the first few months I knew her) that had great chemistry with me because we liked girly things
So sorry if I was projecting too much, maybe not everybody had an arc like mine

Anon Babble was made specifically to keep futanari out of Anon Babble though.

remaster when?

Maybe it was my experiences, but none of the guys I ever got with in my 20s were someone I would want to marry

I feel you. Of all the guys I let use me only once did I ever feel like I had a crush and it passed in a few days. Now I'm 34 and married and just feel like I was pornsick and messed up from certain experiences when I was too young.

Sorry. I'm not interested in delusional men pretending to be little girls with dicks.
Yes. And traps out of Anon Babble.

I got so used to my dildo (it wasn't even that big)that the time I had my first guy, he was smaller than my dildo and it went smooth, lol
But yeah, prep work to get piped, I always found it hot though, lol

I almost never used any toys so it always hurt if I let a guy try. One of the few times I let a guy do me, for like 10 minutes it felt like he was trying to get it in in different positions, and when I asked him if he was enjoying it he said he'd already cum (condom so I didn't notice) and was trying to make me feel good.
I guess for me oral just felt cleaner and the prep for butt stuff felt like it took me out of the fantasy

AGP is a mentall illness.

I'm not interested in delusional men pretending to be little girls with dicks.

Idk man I just wanted to be the object of some guy's sexual aggression. Never asked anyone to call me a girl

Just dont open the thread lol.
Imagine being so miserable in life
You rage on the internet

If you aren't Amish in 2025, you are mentally ill in some way. Lets stop with the moralfagging.

Monkeypox thread.

Oh I had toys for a damn while before trying the real thing with some one I trusted
We did it raw and he busted in less than 5 min, said I was too tight
We did it a few more times after that he once described how it felt inside me, got me fucking jelly I couldnt fuck myself to feel what he was describing, lol

Men prentending to be little girls
Sorry dude, this thread became more 30 year old ex-traps sharing war stories

I see this place hasn't changed much

You dress and try to act like one, so...

if u dun likee dun readie

And let the site be overrun with you AGP degenerate tourists?
How's that male pattern baldness?

We did it raw

We did it a few more times

Did he at least buy you dinner first though?
I ask in good faith just because I think dating is more sophisticated than booty calls.

a little after the easter teams april fools stuff I met a guy from Anon Babble and when he was close he just said "I'm gonna bust" and I'd never heard anyone irl phrase it like that and it turned me on SO much and now the word bust gets me flustered every time.

And traps out of Anon Babble.

even moot said Anon Babble was specifically for futanari. it's in the archives.

let the site be overrun

Dude how old are you lol
Are you sure you're 18?
You sound literally like this kid throwing a tamper tatrum files.catbox.moe/pwpe9w.webm
it's still two males fucking thus it's YAOI.
And belongs to Anon Babble
Grow up lolol.

yup he did
Had a nice steak dinner before that happened, it was fun being treated like a princess even though no way in hell I was dressed like one, I never got the courage to go out of the "boymode" when in public

I can only assume it had something to do with femboys

Not reading any of the shit flinging. Just fantasizing about having a player 2 (male) to game with.

tfw no bf

Where is he

I never got the courage to go out of the "boymode" when in public

You were probably totes adorbs nonetheless, anon

Buggery. Lots of buggery. In fact buggery was the most common nighttime activity in the Roman legion, even more common than drinking, because ass was a more ready commodity than wine during wartime.

any man you get married to could have been taking cock every day in his twenties

Grim world for women.

No idea if I was. But it got me D the whole night, and that was worth it

The real black pill woman will have to realize is that they cannot party through out their 20s, going from cock to cock for a decade and then settle down on their 30s. But men can

Traps are not men. They do not have the body types of men. They are futanari by definition, you fucking tourist.
I am old enough to be your grandfather, lil zoomer. Traps are not male. They do not have male bodies. Men in real life do not have birthing hips. They are futanari and do not belong in Anon Babble otherwise there would be Poison and Bridget threads (both canon trannies)

I'm a narcissistic cross-dressing manlet who does everything he can to look more like a woman, please give me attention while I tell you why I'm not a tranny (the reason being that I forgot to go on HRT before I reached the age of 30 and now the little testosterone that I have irreversibly changed my body)

Foids are even bigger degenerates than those faggots, so if anything they deserve each other.

this

Women get away with it by settling for men with no self-respect who just want pussy. Men get away with it by grooming young women and convincing them he's the best they can get.

Would you mind explaining how? Also video games.

Well Veronica wasn't lying then

Men get away with it by grooming young women and convincing them he's the best they can get.

You mean the way human pair bonding has been since the evolution of the sapien species? The male is supposed to be older because that means he is more likely an established territory and resource holder, of which the female needs while she carries offspring.

I mean that any women who has ever dated a halfway decent man before in her life would never accept anyone who took cock up the ass for 5 years straight as her spouse.

I'm not the one saying futanari are men just because they have dicks. By that logic, Poison is allowed on Anon Babble.

Bridget

canon tranny

Get the fuck out of this website you tumblr posting reddit addicted kamala voting border opening baizuo gamingcirclejerk moderating faggot

Nigger are you serious? First off all foids are bisexual so they can't complain about that. Then they take a triple digit amount of cocks just in the time from high school to college and that mostly from guys who are 10+ years older than them. Then they also cheat all the time, most of the time on rebound relationships where they go back to taking their ex's cock behind the new guy's back.

cope

Jesus, I have never seen a more clear example of someone getting all their knowledge of women from porn.

If new vegas was remastered the Vulpes fangirls would be as numerous as Astarionsisters

he says while he blindly beliefs a post where someone says he has a gf after spending 10+ years taking dozens of cocks

it is not like they would know to be honest
How many people start a conversation with some one they are interested with "So, how many cocks have you taken in the last 5 years?" regardless the gender of the person

You're not just starting a conversation, you're getting married to someone. How long can you keep a past like that hidden? Also managing to keep it hidden would arguably be worse. Poor woman.

Found the tourist
That explains femboyfags

I said that because it was a very, very pornsick post.

Simpfaggot simping so hard he almost makes me want to defend the literal faggot.

Aurelian

don’t remind me

I'm a simp because I don't believe every woman has taken 100+ cocks by the time they turn 18?

Trapfags are very pornsick. They think men have female bodies just with dicks.

its sometimes not there but thanks for letting me know!

got a boner from this thread

Killing myself now

As long as you only want to fuck the femboys and not be one then you’re just connecting to your Roman heritage and it’s nothing to worry about long term.
If it’s the opposite then you’re a fag lol

You are a simp because you think the "poor woman" deserves something better.

Don't worry anon
we won't judge, just point at the post that made your pee pee twitch

Your reason for thinking she deserves the worse is the porn you watch.

I hate straggots, faggots, foids and troons so fucking much. I think the perfect society would consist of only asexual men and have foids being kept as breeding sows until they get completely phased out by artificial wombs.

were you on the easter teams discord? that place was gay as fuck

tfw too weird for Anon Babble

group sex

ewwww, I wanna be cuddled by my bf, not that aids epidemic shit

Gaaaay

Trannies are no different than Slaanesh cultists.

the harry potter of Anon Babble

Why should women be allowed to have any standards?

That doujin was way too hot

But it's hot in fantasy

Why shouldn't they?

because every women takes 3 trillion cocks by Chad before settling

Saved you a post.

Why do so many of you terminally online niggers have AGP? Maybe you should have gotten enough proteins and vitamin d as a child so that you grow big and strong instead of being a weak skinny manlet who can't even grow chest hair.

god bless the chemicals in the water
i should've drank more fluoride

Because men literally don't have any standards. So a fat lazy jobless ran-through walled roastie bitch who can't even cook or clean shouldn't complain about only being able to land a former faggot.

Late 2000s and early 2010 was prime time for genderfucking, a bunch of anime were having traps as either a side character or one of the main characters, people started to lust for them and eventually short fags with big booties realized that they kinda looked like thoses
Then they start playing with they butt, and it feels nice, and then they start shaving it all so they can take a pic
And once some other anon call their pic cute or hot, well, the AGP is now in full swing
That same era also had a shit ton of lewd threads where anons would soft ERP on Anon Babble and Anon Babble threads
That basically became the foundation for terminally online people being more susceptible to AGP

The thing everybody actually likes about femboys is that your hygene and fitness have to be pristine to come off as a girl while you're a guy. There is no question in ones mind about swamp ass when looking at a femboy who can not stop their self maintenance routine.

Behind arbys at 2 AM

Hmm thank you for this information

Enclave property

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be prestine

you have no idea, two to three showers a day, not because you need to clean yourself, but because you need to exfoliate the shit of any patch of skin you have that can grow hair and you shaved/naired it up beforehand
if you don't exfoliate you get ingrowns, not only they look bad on your skin, they itch as fuck
That alone keeps you clean as fuck, then the fitness part, no dark meats, no onion, a ton of fruits and veggies to promote good skin and sweet cum
it is a ton of maintenance
But it is so worth it for when you hear that four letter word... Cute

lol I don't do any of that shit, I just anglefraud and get called cute all the time.

but what about in real life

No thank you I don't wanna let a stranger cum in me for 10 minutes of validation

lol :3

It's okay to have fetishes as long as you don't force them all over other people. This thread was obviously shit from the start of course but there's been a subculture for this stuff since linetrap.
Yeah, but I'd regularly delete my discord like I was gonna quit them come back a few months later. The easter teams discord was gone by then. I always disliked the cults of personality people tried to cultivate. I met two anons from Anon Babble though and both were in threads here, not from the discord.

And you had sex with both of them you nasty DOG

No thank you I don't wanna let a stranger cum in me for 10 minutes of validation

Probably for the best, anon. But god damn it was a rush. There's nothing like the way a guy moves when he's close.

I only did oral with those guys, one of them tried to do me but he had trouble staying 100% hard and I was too tight because I never used any toys or anything down there.

You're ultimately just a part in someone else's fantasy. All that effort to please someone who's been gooning a little hard. I could never get into it.

Nasty NASTY dog. VILE cretin. SHAME.

All that effort to please someone who's been gooning a little hard.

Yeah I had a hard masochistic streak, not in a "hurt me hurt me" sense but in a "use me use me" sense. I don't pretend it was healthy, I'm just lucky as hell I didn't catch anything or get murdered.

Nah, but jokes aside you're really cute and I wish I could cuddle you super straight style >.<

Aw thank you <3 :3

you get ingrowns

you should tweezer rip ingrowns down to the hair root anyway because otherwise they become serious acne do to inflammation

I'm currently in my twenties and have been with my current boyfriend since high school. When he was drunk, my boyfriend said that having children is the most important thing a man can do, and when I asked him later about how he felt about our future he said not to worry about it. I'm afraid that when the wall eventually hits me, he'll decide he's straight. I guess all good things must eventually end.
Thanks for reading my blog.

So Gay, 0W0

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I am gay if this image gave me a 1000% hard erection.

trannies kill themselves

Congrats, you've now learned why femboy twinks take estrogen.

Estrogen can't make you pregnable.

he says in the prisongay porn thread that never would have gotten off the ground without the idealized cartoon depiction

Be good for your man anon
be good and he wont trade you for another girl