Gaming is healing

Gaming is healing

delayed the game to make it more chud friendly

BASED

two attractive main characters, wokies arent gonna be happy

I'm really excited for you guys, happy there's something to look forward to besides Metal Gear Solid and KH.

I need to lick his sweaty chest, nips, pits, and neck

I will now buy your game.

Literally 0 attractive foids

But MC is a steroid filled gigachad

Why are all games for foids now???

youtube.com/watch?v=owK-2zmVhd8

IT'S HIM

PEC JOB NOW NOW NOOOWOWWW

I already know that all the gays here love this body but how have female gamers reacted?

ghetto Bonney and Clyde

It's not original but I'll take any normality I can get

female

R* picked Latina for a good reason.

no homo but i want him to fuck my ass and bite my neck

need to bury my nose in his pits

My fucking dick

this is completely natty achievable you dyel

What game?

they even gave the chud a latina gf, so realistic!

WEG protag voice

FUCK YES

Lucia can get fat or ripped, Jason also.

Not gay but I'd suck his big sweaty balls

I too would like to eat out an unwashed pair of video game male armpits

Are you sure all these latina ass shots will help us sell the video game?

Video game?

not gay but i want to be like him

What’s this from? I don’t play westoid trash.

Persona 6

I am 95% sure this dude dies partway through the game so they can either force the girl or whoever his replacement will be on you

Liar

Who wanted to play as a milquetoast pretty boy giga Chad? Who asked for this?

Keep coping lmao. 95%+ won't get this even on roids

You can get Lucia fat

Can probably have scenes like this

White boy summer build

Me

they're gonna make him the biggest redneck stereotype you can imagine in an attempt to piss all over white men

PLEASE explain which part of his body is only gettable on roids

he´s the MC retard, literally the new Claude Speed o french Arthur Morgan

Anon Babble is seething over there being no trannies in the trailer

What a time to be alive.

I am cumming on this picture right now

me

I'm gonna make her a thicc latina mami and Jason a gymbro. Finally a game I can relate to.

WE WON.

giga chad male and fat ugly mexican gf

oh no, he's hot

why are you offended by your own culture?

Abs, shoulders, chest, biceps, back

Do you think his navel gets all grimy if he doesn’t shower

he can still die to be fair, but i dont think he will
maybe theres gonna be a choice, kill lucia, kill jason, or go against everyone like in gta 5

I will only make a concession for the abs and not because of themselves but because that combination of bulk plus visible abs is very hard to get natty. The rest - you're high

i'm not, but it's obvious what they're going to try to do

went from roughly hispanic default looking dude from first trailer back to white boy summer Florida Man from the leaks

thick latina gf remain unchanged

TOTAL CHVD VICOTRY

the blacks are being stereotypical blacks and the whites are being stereotypical whites. this is what rockstar has been doing since the beginning of time.

go on grindr

get 5 "straight" guys who look like this hit me up in an hour

You guys must be really ugly to have this much lust for this MC

we are so fucking back

Men are so gross, they’re sweatier and oily and greasy as fuck, and their body hair makes it so much worse. They’re dirty as fuck. Why would anyone want to go down on that?

gays just have it easy
I went to gay bar once with my gay friends and got hit on like 4 times and I am just a regular looking guy
I unironically wish I was gay, I'd get railed anytime I'd want with zero effort

Fucker sounds like Ezio/Chris/Sonic's VA, if so Based

every goblinas weakness

I need to lick his sweaty chest,

yep

nips,

yep

pits,

yep

and neck

YEP

So why are these fags thirsting so hard over this dude I could find a copy of to fuck within an hour? Ugly shut-in gays are the worst.

the things i would do to his sweaty cock

Miami is filled with Cubans. It’s less than 100 miles from Florida.

my wife goes into heat almost instantly when I get sweaty from work/excersise
body hair is like 50/50 from my experience, some girls like it, some prefer trimmed or shaved

He is so fucking hot

imagine huffing his pits while he jerks you off and calls you a pathetic faggot

Fucking better, otherwise no deal.

kys

This is Tom Hank's son.

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

not everyone is in the florida negro, all I have on grindr is old fat fucks

chest

holy shit nigger how skinny are you?

swallowing every drop of cum and sweat off Jason's body

KINO

This is why being a gay virgin is literally impossible unless you're just not sexually active for whatever reason since gays fuck anything and known to have bodycounts that are close to the hundreds.

I'm in a shitty not very known town. You have ugly fat fucks because you're ugly af like the thirsty faggot spamming in this thread. Be hot and "chads" like this hit you up every night

Finding even moderately fit people attractive is normal. Nobody cares about what hookups have done to your autistic brain.

Some people have standards and don’t want to fuck just anybody. Others have crippling self esteem issues. Sometimes even an attractive person doesn’t realize they’re attractive until it’s too late.

White bois.. we are so fucking back

How is it chud friendly? Nobody ever censored male sexualization, censorship was always anti women.

I want to rub his chest and stomach hair and play with his belly button and then bury my face in his armpits right after

you can already see the temporal smears on the hair on his chest

more TAA/DLSS slop

This thread proves the opposite. I get that because I'm hot and fem. These are downlow guys with girlfriends hitting me up, not gays. Gays are terrible at topping too. Look at the shut in virgin fags in this thread worshipping one hot guy as if they've never even talked to one before because they haven't lmao

They never got angry over attractive males, and the spic woman is an ugly ogre, acting like a typical "strong" she-hulk.

People cry about Anon Babble being everywhere but the reality is that Anon Babble never stay in their containment board and are a way bigger cancer ruining boards than Anon Babble ever was.

you forgot feet anon. slurp

Why are gay men so into armpits? Why aren’t women as into men’s armpits as gay men are? Straight men are into fem pits. So it’s clearly an inherently male sort of thing.

What’s the equivalent for lesbians?

Masculinity in gaming has pretty dead for a while. Scenes like Kratos crying stand out as the antithesis of the 90's and 00's era of gaming.

Cry about it breeder.

its potent manly musk, but still clean, hygienic, and vanilla. Also its sort of a hole you can fuck and feel sweat, warmth and hair

you'll see smear on his hairy chest alright

Your favorite influencer told you so? How MC in GTA acts remains to be seen, but how he looks? Even Yasuke is pretty masculine looking.
Besides, why do you even care about it, are you a faggot?

Anon Babble is the worst infestation on this website. The worst board. The worst discord raids. The worst posters.

I asked for this

jason is handsome but lucia a goblina

even Anon Babble wants chad

is it really over?...

are you a faggot?

Yes.

we need to derail GTA threads from now on to keep the faggots out

same desu
no homo tho

Yuck.

White Boy Summer

Well, that checks out.

hwite DYELs will claim this is literally them

Embarassing. Most of y'all can't bench 1 plate.

I don't need to bench any plates to put a bullet trough your brown, race-mixed head.

crabs in the bucket are the worst
this isn't even a natty peak unless you're some malnourished thrid worlder, easily achievable within 2-3 years with proper routine

I look like this

lmaoooooo

Let's have sex

DYELs clutching muh guns

No wonder weak testfags financially support the NRA.

L O N D O N
O
N
D
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I pretend all the gayposts ITT are actually from hot latinas

congrats a horde of ugly smelly shut in faggots and trannies are about to storm your house

Anon Babble here why did u nerds invade our board with this? now im on your board

insane that Colin Hanks is exactly what you would expect from someone called Colin and Chet is, well, Chet

Gaming is healing

Now we just have to wait for Witcher IV, where the main character is a hot pale skinned woman.

It is healing, indeed.

Anon Babble is gay now

how much for one night?

it's shitcord trannies raiding as usual

they might act like they prefer some dadbod chungus but deep down they all want a Chad
they are already creaming themselves and selfinserting as Lucia as we speak

it's funny how you guys hate fitness unless it's something someone else does for your enjoyment

gaymers called this ugly

why are men and chuds so attracted by this

suddenly

i've always wanted to play as a gigachad, thank you based rockstar

now

Cry about it. Bench some more plates, I bet that's going to help you in a gun or a knife fight.
Literally a walking joke.

Anon Babble here. i am also the original ciri bro. i am home

Being body builder is not fitness.

There's nothing more bitch-made than being fat and useless and then threatening others with a gun like anyone is impressed.
You are no man and you will definitely never be a woman either.

xhe can't bench 120kg

ngmi

OMG YES!!! I WANT TO SEE BIG NAKED BUFF MEN!!! GAMING IS HEALING!!!

Men should look like prime models

But women all look like hags and ugly slampigs

Good goy

;.;
i cannot, yet.

t. 111kg for 2 reps bencher

I am 99% sure his model is based of 2 turnt tony.

he looks boring compared to other white gta protags

there is ugly men in it, not gonna play. no hot harem of sexy dudes, no buy.

hispanic as fuck

Undercover cop. 100%

Screencap this for release.

working out a few hours a week isn't hard. it's just the eating that I hate

I don't mean "dieting is hard because I can't eat pizza and twinkies every day!" I mean having to eat chicken and peanut butter sandwiches to the point where you feel like you want to throw up sucks

undercover cop

in a game where you kill can cops

although now that I think about it, didn't sleeping dogs do the same thing?

just tone it down a bit bro

what is this exercise called?

I don't need to be fat to use a gun.
You keep yapping and doing your mental gymnastics, but at the end of the day, you will be dead, and I will be alive, because I have a gun.

you cant even clear the chamber, DYEL

who cares about them

It's possible. All the guys I'm attracted to are always heterosexual. Perma-celibate because life is a curse being gay.

it's ugly shut-in trannies of course they go crazy over a fictional guy because attractive men never pay attention to them in real life

FUCK IT
WHITE BOY SUMMER

You wouldn't survive 5 minutes in a civilized country if you rely on guns this much lmao.

i need a hot white boi so fucking bad

I can clear your chamber with my shotgun, up your asshole. With you laying on the ground, begging me not to kill you, after I shot at your knees.

I want to look like ciri and have jason as my bf :3

Me, but I just get drunk and play vidya

Any "civilized" country will arrest and fine you for just touching me, let alone hitting me. How are you going to survive?

musclefags won

wonder if we can cheat on the latina during the prologue

If you cant bench 100 kg 10 reps you cant be called a man.

If ever you needed further proof that it's ugly disgusting trannies thirsting over this dude

When deep undercover(I mean DEEP, you are that fake person you made 24/7 for months and more likely years) you are given legal protections to do whatever you want.
Whether a cop or intelligence operative(their missions can last decades full time undercover by the way). You have to partake in crimes to fit in and you are exempt from prosecution as long as you achieve your goal.

There's big scandals about this in the UK recently with undercover cops breeding their female targets and abandoning them and the offspring, smuggling drugs, allegedly killing people(though this is very taboo area),kidnapping, torture,assault, human trafficking etc all in the name of bringing down bigger fish.

I can hear your limp wrists as you slam you feeble hands on your keyboard in inert rage.

looooooooooooooollllllllllllllll

I look like this and act like this

goofing around lifting heavy ass weights and challenging your friends with your progress

Anon Babble will never know this feel

oof. 10 reps? naw i cant yet. i do 6

here

My feeble wrists will do just fine for holding the gun and pressing the trigger thought. Then it will be your brown, monkey mouth screeching in pain and rage.

I'm impressed by the timing the guy in the redtshirt.

kek

uhhhh ok im a transgirl but im cute desu.....
also nice to have another year to get money for a ps5 lol

just guys bein dudes

Of course I wouldn't. I don't have a tiny micropenis to compensate for, mine is pretty big.

If you think that mulatto bitch is attractive then you're either POC or blind.

ain't nothing gay 'bout wanting to appreciate a fine work of art

Nah if you can't run 100 meters in 10 seconds you cant be called a black man

I'm gonna make Jason skinny as fuck and make him look like a hermit like uncle Ted.
Lucia is going to be a fat goblina.
Fuck gym and looksmaxxing faggots.

guys, that's literally me

I did 40kg 5x80 today. Might go 45kg next week

BASED

these are all manlets. Why do gym guys are always so tiny?

So the west actually is capable of creating conventionally attractive characters, they just choose not to do it for women.

chads like me

Because tall guys don't need to have muscles to fuck

Tiny penis, short height, ugly babyface, manchild personality. Gym is the last cope.

We truly live in a society.

Don't worry guys I got your back

it's just ironic shitposting I hope

Time for your next set manlet-kun

white boy summer: the game

KINO

why is everyone thirsting over the guy and not the latina bunda?

Post body. You won't

obligatory

Me.
seems like a slimy florida beach bro to me. Kino incoming.

tranny discords run this website

I am going to blow your mind with revelation. Normal BMI people exist, some of them are even moderately fit. The world is not separated to fat fucks and bloated gymcels.

why is everyone thirsting over the guy

Anon Babble has arrived.

Here is your safety white nigger, chud

American Games
What Europe is doing

not doing Spiderman shoots web from the ceiling at goons below x 20 during every workout

do you guys even lift?

Is this all it takes to impress chicks?

In the first 15 seconds he gets mired by 4 women!

appeases the Anon Babbletards

appeases the fags and trannies

I mean yeah being hot is all it takes to grab people's attention, that works both ways and should be evident.

Gay men aren't welcome on Anon Babble

Thats it I am actually going to buy mirrored shades I thought they might look stupid but they sold me. The actual mirrored ones are awful though.

They all look and act like prostitutes but idk if that's normal amerimutt degeneracy

why is everyone thirsting over the guy and not the latina bunda?

Because she has an ugly goblina face since western devs are allergic to making hot girls?

lifter here

training for a first marathon coming up

it's been 1.5 weeks and I can already run 10K/daily without having run at all for a decade

It's crazy how lateral and transferable fitness skills are if you lift. The same methods of progressive overload, good eating habits and discipline can let you train for something you haven't done before with impressive results. Meanwhile DYELs do a bit of a walk to their car in the parking lot feel superior for doing "real fitness".

picrel is 100kg

what do you mean 120kg?

1 blue is 20kg. There's four of them.
1 green is 10kg. There's two of them.

20 x 4 = 80kg
2 x 10 = 20kg

20 + 80 = 100kg

Said the incel

bar is 20kg

nice

Hey, you're the one pointing out people would rather discuss the Aryan chad than the dumpy squatamalan.

shit, you're right

now

honestly glad they focused on Lucia's fat ass and all, a lot of balance between Jason and Lucia with all the fanservice

How are you superior in anything? Why would anybody need to run a marathon?

Holy based
Imagine being undercover in pedo group and legally breeding cunnies

She has an average body and ok face while the guy has a fit build and is handsome

its 275lbs

you just know he is getting cucked by a black bull

Exactly. Would you run a marathon or buy another gun? The choice is clear.

This really captures the quintessence of the Left.

I am inadequate by conventional (& natural) standards

I will endeavor futilely to dismantle them to cope with my (deserved) inferiority complex

ITS NOT! its 264 lbs

I don't have free time to run marathons with no reward for this waste of time. I am not a child anymore.

there's no shortage of gymcels, the thing that gets the women's attention is he's a low IQ criminal that's robs and beats up weaker men, women go crazy for that

this really captures the schizophrenic persecution complex of gymcels

bar is 45, four 45 plates, two 25 plates

But can she get pregnant? Or work as a stripper?

That's because you didn't work hard enough to make passive income.
You already lost.

why is Anon Babble so fucking gay

still woke, should have been one white male character.

the majority of men in any gym are roiding
average people see no benefit from exercise beyond marginal

Been this way for years, these fags just don't even try to deny now. The whole worlds gay now.

Be slow, fat and unintimidating.

Literally have all I need to prove I can't 'reasonably retreat'.

Live in a stand your ground state.

Sure thing, big man. Come at me! The last time people will praising you is at your funeral.

Dies at 32

lmao

MMA is also full of midgets lol. the overcompensating is very obvious

Welfare does not count for a passive income.
I have passive income, and I still don't feel like wasting my time on something so stupid. Why won't I make more money instead.

yes but it doesnt have lbs on them, only kgs. 120kg = 264 lbs

yes it does you blind fuck

He looks like he smells

youre the one bringing up guns and threatening to shoot people out of nowhere. if anything, putting you down is standing my ground

He looks like he smells

really really good and sweaty

the majority of men in any gym are roiding

wrong

average people see no benefit from exercise beyond marginal

pathetic bugmen soý mentality, unironically kill yourself

it does at real gyms in america but not in the gta6 trailer. i win

No, it looks like he hasn’t showered in days

If I saw this retard doing this at my gym, I would just walk out and never come back.

you're replying to a tranny with a trashy white man bullying them fetish

i have zero knowledge about body building, is this a natural body or already roided?

I know multiple people who go for the gym for years, but theyre not this sculpted

Standing horizontal you mean. lmao

Even better

I'm fucking ready

You lack self awareness, but your desperate attempt at gaining even a shred of self worth are very obvious and pathetic.
Looks like you are lost in life. Try learning a skill and getting a job.

gymcel

That refers to a minority of lifters who neglect other aspects of their appearance.
You still need decently flattering clothing and hair as well as a good complexion.

Ngmi, brahs.
Money can get you a gold-digger, but a woman will never lust after you if you don't put in the work.
You don't need 'roids, just some proven supplements like creatine.
It's the only way you will ever have truly passionate sex.
If you're married, you owe it to your wife.

FUCK i hope once the game comes out, porn animators will get their hands on his model FAST so we can get the steamiest gay porn ever

he is a chad its roids

you're a fat guy who threatens to shoot people over nothing, over being fit, and pretend it's some stand your ground event when you are the hostile. taking you out is justified

His muscles aren't massive so this body is achievable but it requires a lot of dedication over years that most amerimutts don't have so he most likely roids.

There goes all my possibilities of having sex AGAIN for the next 5 years because everyone will think this is a normal body

yes they are, even my friend on roids told me this
you can literally just buy steroids online and no one cares
all the little zoomie gym fags are doing it. especially because they're a bunch of chinese pills instead of lab grade serums you inject like what used to be popular
they're literally all doing SARMs

dude as soon as emma frost was released, there were like 50 people working on sfm porn
dont worry about that shit, its gonna be a fucking pornfest on both directions

You have to get fat first (bulking) to get a body like that. If you start out skinny you can gain muscle but you'll never be jacked.

Did I miss something? New trailer?

She won't lust after you for being a gymcel either.
You can be a bitch boy all you want, lifting, looking after your clothes and hair like a faggot. Good chances that you will attract another gay gymcel.

If a game decides your sex life you never had a chance to begin with

Things exercise and cultivation are mutually exclusive

Pathetic.
Try doing more exercise than just mental gymnastics.

dies at a young age because he needed drugs to go on

Absolute kek'd

Anon Babble we in here now

im in better shape than nearly all men i ever see and ive been to a gym twice in my life
i dont even lift
i just eat healthy and take different vitamins throughout the day every day to make up for our nutrient devoid food, which amerimutts cant do because they're busy slaving for schlomo 60 hours a week

275lbs

275

use kilograms

in good shape

dyel speak

All that so you can have mid ass latina GF. Yeah no..

be honest anon men are objectively better from both an aesthetic view and an erotic view

White Men, we are so back. The cockaroach left has been complaining about Masculinity lately, with Doom, SpaceMarine, Yakuza, they hate that the older culture is returning. Glad they made the main man more masculine. Also, notice how many ass-shots where in the culture with the latina. We are so back, boys.

Sfm rape porn when?

lets fucking GOOOOO i cant wait
the gaming industry is SAVED

stick that reddit philosophy up your ass you triple nigger, regular excersize i literally the best thing you can do for your health AND looks
well if your friend said so, it must be true!
I'm not in roidtranny circles and nobody is doing even creatine these days from my experience

Yes that's a natty achievable body. Roiders usually have unnaturally huge and wide shoulders and also huge traps.

Untermensch mentality

That means he's related to Mr. Rodgers.
Not sure how to feel about this.

Weak

Its what sells I would rather play as a fat bastard but its better than a numale.

nice

I find him to be really generic looking but that's fine, low tier gays will coom and straight men will self-insert/not be offended.

you can put in all the work in the world but a woman will only fall in love with a face not muscles.

average neighbour will inevitably make one

most of Anon Babble for the past decade when complaining about twink protags

where did you get this photo of me and my wife?

What have you achieved in life after all of this "exercise"?

You must be surrounded by weak, emasculated europussies.

Based on-the-mark analyzer

hopefully Daemoncollection gets his hands on him. His 3D porn is crazy good

Your mentality will most likely lead you to a man's dick deep inside your asshole.

Of course, inferior uggos need not apply.

*BARK BARK BARK

That refers to a minority of lifters who neglect other aspects of their appearance.

You can't lift your way into gaining 10 more inches. short people will always be incels no matter how much gym they do. Some skinny tall guy will still mog the ever living shit out of you

Guys, did Latina pussy feel that good?

How do i achieve this physique natty?

why did they make him so sweaty and glistening. I don't get it

his animations look somewhat cheap compared to averageneighbour

appeal to shut-in low value gaycels and trannies while appeasing normalfag straight white men
it clearly worked

An aura of smug superiority that men fear and women adore.
I keep the gays at bay with ample hetero-signalling.

Gamer appeal

lol cope. lanklets are too embarassed to lift near me

cant wait

Pipe down, midget, real people are talking.

An aura of smug superiority that men fear and women adore.

So, nothing.

I keep the gays at bay

You are a gay magnet, what are you talking about.

He can dive at you knees rendering you a cripple though.

tfw about to hit gym in 30 min

11 month in average mortal, started as an almost sedentary fag, was never active in school or uni

back and shoulders day

You are a gay magnet, what are you talking about.

My hetero-signalling clearly doesn't work anonymously over the Internet.
Begone, faggot!

average neighbors voice acting always annoys me.
dudes on his animations will be getting fucked by cocks bigger than their arm and they go "ahhh~"

nigga you should be going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

keep going king. I started last week

These are all girls
They are far more horny on Anon Babble than boys

I'm not in roidtranny circles

they all pathologically lie about it because they're trannies, they have to pass as natty

im close to where this game is fucking set

Faggots love gymcels, stop coping. Look at this thread. It will certainly get you some faggots, but not women.

Is this achievable natty?

ywnbaw

cool that the main characters dont seem so cynical. Before this they always seemed so fucking tired of the world around them, while in this one it seems the characters will be enjoying their own company.
The obnoxious cast still seems present but in older games even your loved ones like Roman were loveable idiots.
In Red Dead since its a western everyone was about ready to leave the world.

White boys are falling for it all over again just like they did with Arthur Morgan

Jews and Anglos (rockstar north) own your soul

there are gay men, you know

SOME of us are trying to forget!

depends on your genetics, but I'll tell you what is possible natty, is looking damn near close to that and feeling a lot better than you do now

get started

amerimutts

close to where the game is set

No matter the situation, this is a self-own.

gays at bay with ample hetero-signalling

Kek, fags ultimate fantasy is a straight man

stop encouraging DYELs to crowd the gyms

are there any flat-chested women in the trailer?
seriously.

he fell for the yaoi fangirls' propaganda

BattleToads

gaming already healed this year zoom zoom jeet

I hate that he dislikes marvel Rivals

the gays cant keep getting away with this

the gay route was always a trap for faggots to out themselves and get ridiculed on the internet
but this board is too retarded to realize this

yall are gay as fuck kek

Time to hit the fucking gym again.

lucias boobs are not that big

He... he looks like me... I... thank you.

Fake news, I'm homo(male)

how can i get a body like that?

I'll wait until mods that turns the ugly latina into sexy asian chick

the same board that called KCD2 woke and gay will shill this actually woke sloppa

no. we're full.

Anon Babble likes the game now because Jason and Lucia are sexy

Is it really that easy to win over Anon Babble Video Games?

We did it, Chuddit

faggot Anon Babble raid

lucia

is a flat latinx transgender

its mostly jeets nigga
rockstar is famour for hiring shills on this board for years
and lucia is not sexy at all she looks like a man

nice try, fujoshi, but i wasn't born yesterday

none of us are going to reproduce we just hate faggots

now

only tendies and chronic contrarians pretend to dislike GTA

kill yourself woke trash

GTAV is trash mate

your tears are delicious

If you didn't grow up with GTA2 you didn't have a childhood.

no interest in kcd

start playing it because of hansry posting

no interest in gta

now want to play it because of op

Why am I like this

I'm willing to admit it's worse than IV and even San Andreas, but it's very far from trash

Guys who look like that don’t even have souls. God grooms them from their birth, it’s almost as if he is living as them. He can even speak through their mouths, and you can communicate with an alien. That’s what he meant when he creates stuff. He created the actual humans. Although the cuckolding aspect was really understated.

tattoo

yikes

It's a 5'7 white trash amerimutt on roids
calm your bussy down pedro

actually the only GTA that might interest me with its setting but after reading Cuckstar's statement on their refusal to have it controversial to not offend anyone in the modern year i am sure the story is going to be shit and woke.
Mafia - The Old Country still holds my interest more than this for that reason alone.

This just proves the sexualization of females was never about misogeny or any sentiment of inferiority, since doing it to the males makes the audience respond the same exact way.

Really, the issue is hot is hot. Doesn't matter, nor has ideology other than people liking to see gods and goddess. This shit is worthy of a social thesis.

I want this white GOD to spit on me and call me a spic

Imagine how good this is going to look in 13 years when GTA VI Enhanced comes out, a few years before GTA 7

based sexual racism enjoyer

most mentally well adjusted non-inferiority complexed gay spic

VR AI sex scene with Jason with hyperrealistic sweaty smells

Need that

Not a swastika

This is what gamers want.

gay spics want*

Chuds are a bunch of closet faggots in denial, but since they are fags, we can't really attack them. Since, that would be persecuting minorities.
I'm so confused right now.

They've always been a subhuman cancer everywhere. Creating that board only amplified it further.

guys I'm 36 and I've never shown a girlfriend to my mom
we went for lunch the other day and she said some gender neutral "partner" instead of girlfriend crap to me
i think she knows

anyway i'm not gay just autistic

why is v/eddit like this?

Anon Babble is gay you fuckin retarded nigger

Is this a good program to start looking good? I haven't set foot in a gym in a day of my life, but I can buy cheap workout equipment for home.

muscleandstrength.com/workouts/3-day-full-body-dumbbell-workout

im straight but he makes my heart go doki doki..

How old is he?

Be careful or else you might go bankrupt and won't be able buy estrogen anymore

I can do 100 x 10 but I've never trained for 1rm. It feels like based on that I could get to 120 if I aimed for it.

it was always this easy, sex sells

Anon Babble complains about the ugly protagonist from other games

finally gets an attractive male protagonist

Anon Babble still seethes

what gives?

the only thing seething is my cock against Jason's hairy chest

He looks a bit like Arthur

I would do these but my lower back is fucked and I don't want to risk damaging it further

now

Abs are made in the kitchen. If you ate two meals a day that were high protein low carb you'd be shredded eventually. Though lifting definitely helps.

This game is for Chads, not chuds

AGPeach is gay

I would eat out Christian Bale’s holes so fucking fast holy shit

Meh I can’t I don’t want to play as a gay romance couple. Hopefully they have a third character option because I’m killing these two when I get the chance

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS CHAD!

Meh I can’t I don’t want to play as a gay romance couple

hello sirs

Men are so much more aesthetic than women

AAAAAAA SEXXXXXXXXXXXX

ok since you're all fags can I just get something off my chest

You know how there's some category of straight porn called "popular with women"

I find it very funny every time I go to gaymaletube and one of the top categories is "popular with men"

I can't even squat or dl that much

I like looking at attractive things, you gonna blame me for that?

You're retarded if you think that you need steroids to achieve this look. Average highschool (american) football player is twice his size. I didn't workout for few years and am still built like a Jason, a bit bulkier.

Wuzzdat? U calling me a weak bitch? Shaddup before I pull out mah glock

This is how much of a dumb ape you sound like, nigger.

based, white men are the best, simple as

Some of you anons here are too young to remember what it was like when Vice City and San Andreas came out. I'm 33 and if we're talking strictly graphics, I'm honestly blown away by what I'm seeing. If we're talking strictly about graphics, this is everything I've dreamed about since I was a kid.

manlet seething

And performance feeling it's sub 30fps.

eat and lift

HOLY FUARK you just know he tastes so fucking good. I would drink down every last drop of Jason's sweat and cum

skipping leg day

Yeah, this'll go over well.

Nah

That refers to a minority of lifters who neglect other aspects of their appearance.

No, it refers to deluded losers who think lifting can save them from all of their immutable faults.

Just like real life...

game is tranny garbage with ugly niggers

I will not buy your game

game has hot "toxic masculinity" men

I will buy your game

Simple as

No you like this

post the gayest shit even

gaming is healing

this img represents almost all of the current gta threads

See, even you recognize height and looks are all that matters. Glad we can agree that muscles are mostly irrelevant.

BASED OP

masculine men bad reeeee

tranny spotted

makes leftist troons and rightist chuds seethe in unison

This isn’t a mere Chad. He is…a JASON.

Serratus anterior that prominent.

These are all girls

Brother, I hate to tell you this, but you're going to get catfished one day.

Anon Babblebros is this achievable?

I think the twist is gonna be that Lucia is a fed, made a deal in prison to get out early or something

Wow the guy on the right is literally me fr fr

I want to get fit like him but the biggest issue is the diet
what am I supposed to eat every day that isn't too expensive?

what does this sex god smell like? what does his cum taste like?

Chicken, rice, eggs, sardines, tuna, cottage cheese. Toss in some veggies so you can still shit without giving yourself a hernia.

>delayed the game to make it more chud friendly

BASED

TAP

You faaggots were bitching that they ruined Jason. They made him even MORE chadder than what we were given in the reveal several years ago.

i love food too much to get down to this bodyfat percentage

fagbait

Why are white men so perfect

play as the white chad with a fat ass latina gf

gone fishin with your bud

G O T Y

Man same here. Eating delicious food is one of the few things that keeps me sane in this fucking world anymore. I already gave up drinking, let me still eat goddamnit.

What the fuck?! Is Anon Babble literally gay/tranny this whole time? Fuck this gay board

I don't like this

He’s going to be woke. A based masculine white chad but with the same politics as Arthur Morgan.

Jason's friends need to be sexier so Lucia gets cucked by his "fishing trips"

Bros he is totally me.

Except not bald and not brown.
And likely not i to trannies

Anon Babble actually likes it

Very rare, R* did it.
No chinkslop game can come CLOSE.

how do people live in places that are this hot

masculine gays are the opposite of trannies
we will get rid of trannies and make the world manly again

Realistically, that would require steroids to be that lean with much muscle.

SEX

Muesli/yoghurt/banana is nice for fibre, for fun strawberry smoothie, chicken regular, fish or steaks for fun

How come there are suddenly so many homos on Anon Babble?

Nigga they clearly delayed it to double down on Trump derangement syndrome

I love Anon Babble
One group of retards says

guy is roided, you can't look like that etc.

The one groups of retards says

lmao this guy is average, also almost everyone can bench 120kg for reps etc.

only reason i'd care about getting jacked is women

women see these half dose lifting for 10 years good genetics physiques and think its a baseline

I think he was but the pendulum is swinging back so they delayed the game again to fix him. I actually think lucia was the main character before now too

The other* group
I was shitposting too fast

Seeing as we're on Anon Babble
As a dyel skinnyfat is it better to crater myself to skelly mode then build myself up or just start working out immediately

bros... her ass is fucking HUGE
we are so back

uhh jannies hello?

I never forget why I'm an ass guy.

They are gooning to Jason

No you are not. Post arms

Waiting for the inevitable

Look buddy, I'll massacre as many innocent civilians as you want me to, but don't you DARE call my friend a nigger

Terminally online autists with warped perceptions of what "average" person looks like or can be capable of. Nothing new.

Can anyone recommend some diet and exercise guides to get fit?

Unironically the best way to get muscles is do a roid cycle, and then work out normally post cycle. You will lose about 40% of your muscle gains while on cycle, but keep 60%-70% of what you gained, and wont really have health problems down the line since a single cycle is just a mega boost.

but its not natural!

humanities entire thing is completely spitting in the face of biology and nature

Oh, so you saw one steroidal dude (MK11) in GTA VI and thought gaming was “healing”? That’s not healing. That’s a corpse spasming from marketing-induced rigor mortis. You’re worshipping JPEGs like cave paintings, mistaking neural decay for nostalgia. Rockstar isn’t reborn—it’s embalmed. The husk of a studio that once spat in the face of power now meekly genuflects to it, scripting your rebellion, curating your outrage, packaging it in DLC.

You defend this? GTA was never “clever.” It was juvenile mayhem disguised as satire. But now? It’s worse—neutered, ashamed, trying to cosplay as progressive while running behavioral scripts on the player. It’s a dopamine zoo for the algorithm-addled. It’s “open-world” in the same way a padded cell is open: wide enough to swing, but too soft to escape.

Try aiming at the California Game Journo Survivor™ NPC and watch what happens. Instant fail. No warning, no retry—just black screen and a gentle wrist slap from the Compliance Engine. You’re not a player. You’re a test subject. The mission isn’t yours to complete—it’s theirs to approve.

GTA Online? It’s Fortnite for crypto burnout. A playpen for spiritually bankrupt mall ninja LARPers. Missions? Procedurally generated side hustles soaked in satire so sterilized it might as well be running on corporate hand sanitizer. It’s not storytelling—it’s curated schizophrenia.

And the franchise? It’s not an icon. It’s a digital Funko Pop—gaudy, lifeless, overpriced. But people are so financially and emotionally invested in it, they can’t walk away. They’ll defend mediocrity because admitting it’s dead means admitting they bought in too deep.

Elon wouldn’t touch this sterilized trash heap. He doesn’t fantasize about shooting cops for validation. He seeks challenge, not catharsis through cowardice and hating normality and hope for being 'tyrannical' while being the pawn for something truly tyrannical.

Patheti

That would be based. But he only makes gay lewd animations unless it’s solo who will he have Jason bang besides Lucia?

Booze, cigarettes, coffee, and crude oil

nah, This only proves that women are stupids as fuck

Futa homos need to be gassed

Crossovers with Johnny Cage and Carlos from Resident Evil

tra
nny janny having a melty over White boy summer
oof

gta 6 gon increase that 50% higher

Yes

It's there for a reason, anon. Or you know... google. Youtube. Fuck man you have the entire interwebs.

Crossovers with Johnny Cage and Carlos Rivera

yet here you are on Anon Babble, on Anon Babble at that, sounds like you have lots of childish time to waste

BASED

haha imagine licking his sweaty abs, thatd be weird haha

it does seem like it, lol

you niggers want to play GTA 6 so bad then just come down here to this fucking shit hole in real life. You ain't missing out on anything